Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

The appearance of Eriri brought about huge changes, and the ones who felt it most deeply were the girls who had previously surrounded Hojo Kyosuke.

Everyone was surprised to find that the previously humorous and gentlemanly Hojo teacher suddenly stopped talking to them. Even if they took the initiative to tell some jokes, he just responded casually.

The man's attention was completely attracted by the lady who just appeared.

"Ah~ Don't breathe on me when you just ate green peppers!"

Eriri pushed Hojo Kyousuke's face away with her little hand, and the latter immediately retorted:

"Didn't you tell me to look you in the eyes when I talk?"

Her Royal Highness the Princess immediately said in dissatisfaction: "Huh? Do you want to look at others while you are talking to me?"

When she was talking to Kyosuke, not only was she looking at him with her eyes, but she was also thinking about him in her heart. If this idiot didn't do the same, wouldn't it seem that she cared more?
“So I’m watching you carefully!”

"But you were also breathing at me, and it smelled like green peppers. It was awful. You must be teasing me on purpose."

"...Come on, tell me what green peppers smell like."

“It’s the smell of your breath.”

"Does that mean you hate me?"

"Are you framing me?"

"I advise you not to be too unreasonable, otherwise..."

"How about otherwise?"

"Otherwise...it wouldn't be so cute."

"Hmph... hmph~~ Don't think that I will forgive you for breathing on me just because you praise me like that. I'm not such a generous person. Sometimes my heart is smaller than a needle tip!"

"Please rest assured, Overseer. I know this better than anyone else."

"Hmm? Are you saying I'm narrow-minded?"

"No, it's about the fact that the supervisor is the cutest person in the world."

"Don't keep saying such embarrassing things. There are too many people here. People will misunderstand me as a superficial guy who only has good looks."

"I believe that this will never happen, right, gentlemen?"

Hojo Kyosuke glanced at his stupid subordinates with a smile.

"..."

Eikichi Onizuka felt as if bugs were crawling all over his body. It was really strange. When he was single, he saw his elder brother dating girls and he was like this. Why was he still so miserable now that he had a girlfriend?

Even Onizuka Eikichi, who has a girlfriend, is like this, not to mention other single guys like Maki Kyosuke and Kisaki Tetsuta who don't have girlfriends. Hata Goro subconsciously glanced at Kuroda Kaito, who happened to look over as well, and both of them shuddered and showed a chilling expression.

I want to say to you, boss, it’s okay if you want to fall in love and show your affection, but can you please not make us part of your play?

But looking at the eldest brother's smiling eyes, no one dared to resist.

"Yes, yes, yes. How could Lady Lily, whose three posters sparked a frenzy on the Internet, be a superficial person? She is obviously beautiful, intelligent, and talented."

As expected of Onitsuka, he went to college and could even use four-character idioms. Four-character idioms are idioms translated into Japanese. Since ancient times, Japan has used the knowledge of Chinese studies as the standard for judging whether a person is knowledgeable or not, so even if it is repeatedly promoted to de-sinification, it is impossible. What's going on? The top masters are still proud of their mastery of Chinese studies, while despising the bottom people who can't even write a single Chinese character and can only use katakana and kana, but they keep learning Chinese characters?

With Onizuka taking the lead, others also started to speak well of Eriri, but most of these guys were not very smart and their praises were too straightforward, which had a very comedic effect.

Eriri was so amused that she laughed, and Hojo Kyosuke nodded in satisfaction and started talking to the girl about other things.

It cannot be said that they were oblivious to the people around them, but they just treated the others as tools to create an atmosphere.

Seeing that his elder brother was satisfied, Onitsuka breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could catch his breath, his ear was pinched. The familiar pain made him beg for mercy without thinking:
"It hurts, it hurts - let go, I was wrong, I will never peek at Miss Kumiko's breasts again!"

"Huh? You're still peeking at others?"

Onitsuka's girlfriend, Tianzi, was shocked. She hadn't noticed this at all. Yingji's peeping skills had improved again? !

Oops, I’ve walked into a trap!

Guizhong quickly started to argue again: "I didn't peek, but I was afraid that you might be wrong and embarrassed, so I said that for your sake."

Unfortunately, his lies could not fool anyone. Tianzi grabbed his ears and twisted them hard, saying in an evil voice:
"Putting aside the matter of peeping, what I want to ask you is, why didn't I notice that you were so good at complimenting girls before? Do you think I'm not pretty enough?"

what?
Guizhong was stunned. He said that the princess of the eldest brother's family was unruly. You, a woman, are the one who is making trouble? It's obvious that he was just trying to coax people. Did you hear that?
He complained in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it. After studying the art of picking up girls for so many years, Onitsuka didn't learn anything else, but he knew very well that you shouldn't try to reason with women. So he lowered his head and said in a flattering way:

"Tianzi, of course you are the cutest in the world..."

“Speak idioms!”

"Ah? But I only know two of them?"

Onizuka was confused.

"I don't care. If you can't tell me, just wait!"

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke accidentally heard the noise and couldn't help laughing. Eriri immediately asked out of curiosity.

Someone casually said it was nothing, and Eriri didn't ask any further questions. Instead, she continued with the topic of who was peeking at whom during the fireworks display just now.

A big part of the reason why Miss Sawamura Spencer is the cutest tsundere in the world is because of this understanding, or because she is easy to fool.

Because for some reason, they are forced to hide their true side and cannot express their true thoughts and emotions, so they become tsundere. The true side is constantly suppressed, suppressed, and even they cannot forgive themselves, so all that is left is arrogance.

Eriri is different. Although she always wears the mask of a big lady when facing her friends at school, at home, she has parents who understand her and can pursue what she likes and release her nature. She learned kindness and understanding from her parents' doting.

When she first met Hojo Kyosuke, she found that they got along so well that she even thought about changing her attitude, but she soon discovered that he was also a tsundere. When she said "please" to him, he would bend down and extend his hand like a gentleman. When she said "hey" to him, he would grab her feet and tickle her.

It's really inexplicable, just like the tacit understanding between mom and dad.

Isn’t this a match made in heaven?
So, even though he used to find fault with someone and demanded that they look into his eyes when they spoke, and he also disliked the smell of the other person's breath when they spoke, when two people were talking, he would just let it go if someone suddenly laughed.

What's the big deal? Kyousuke and I were discussing who peeked at whom first!
What is Kyosuke laughing at? Well... he will say what he wants to say. If he is laughing at me, he will tell me directly.

Was he distracted while talking to me?

Huh? Are you an idiot? Is the human brain like a shotgun that can only fire one bullet along a track? This is something that is totally out of our control!

I can think of him wholeheartedly while talking to the clerk, that's what makes me great! If anyone else can do it, then why am I still Kyousuke's unique match?
Don't underestimate me, asshole!
While she was daydreaming, the princess hugged someone's head and shouted angrily:
"How would you know I was looking at you if you didn't look at me! So you must have been peeking at me to notice me peeking at you! Admit it quickly, or I'll suffocate you!"

Hojo Kyosuke pursed his lips, not knowing for a moment whether he should be afraid or not.

Forget it, I'd better pretend to be scared and give this idiot some face.

The girl smelled delicious, full of the smell of eggs, and Hojo Kyosuke felt hungry just by smelling it. He was really hungry, not because of Eriri's breasts that were disguised as two cup sizes larger by the yukata.

The style of this dress is really nice, it actually has such miraculous effects?

Hojo Kyosuke screamed while rubbing his cheeks left and right, feeling carefully.

His actions were very covert, and everyone else thought they were just playing around, but Eriri, the owner of her breasts, blushed. The sensitive skin on her chest clearly felt the friction, making her feel like she was electrocuted, numb and itchy. For a moment, she even forgot to push someone away, and even hugged that head tighter.

When she came to her senses, all the girls she had just met were looking at her.

The thin-skinned girl immediately blushed with shame... Well, actually, there was no room for her to get any redder, because when someone rubbed her, even her fair skin under her clothes turned red.

"Ahh! You messed up my clothes!"

Ying Lili pretended not to notice the teasing and envious looks from the others. She cursed while lowering her head to tidy up her clothes.

Ok?
As soon as she raised her hand to adjust her collar, she was immediately stunned. How come her clothes were neater than before?
Ying Lili raised her hand in disbelief and touched the neatly-fitting collar and belt. They were tidy as if her mother had just fixed them for her.

No, why is the collar a little wet?
The girl touched it in confusion and found that her fingers were sticky.

When she looked up and saw the marks on someone's mouth, she suddenly realized what was going on.

asshole! ! !

Not only did you rub your face, but you also drooled! ? Are you a little baby?
huh-huh-

Eriri took a deep breath, and Hojo Kyosuke was surprised to find that her little face could get even redder.

so amazing!

'You're still watching!?'

Eriri glared at someone fiercely, sending a death warning with her eyes.

Then she noticed the other people's gazes and said with a dry laugh, "Ah~ Why is it so hot? Is the air conditioner too high?"

How could the other girls believe this nonsense? They could all see that this guy was an innocent little girl, and there were even more smiles in their eyes when they looked at her.

"Yes, yes, I'm a little hot too."

Hojo Kyosuke came to support immediately. In fact, he knew that the air conditioning was not turned on in the store at all. Didn’t he see that all the windows were open?
In early May, the temperature in Tokyo and its surrounding areas was very comfortable and there was no need for air conditioning.

Although yukata is summer clothing and is often associated with summer fireworks festivals, this season is actually the best time to wear yukata. Yukata is much lighter than formal kimonos such as furisode, but it is still very hot to wear in summer.

Fortunately, it is a nice experience to see the sweat beads flowing down the girl’s snow-white and slender neck to her chest, so yukata and summer are still a perfect match!
When Onitsuka's girlfriend heard what the two said, she immediately volunteered to ask the boss to turn on the air conditioner, but she was stopped by her boyfriend the next second.

"What are you doing? You're freezing to death with the air conditioner on."

Onitsuka said dissatisfiedly that everyone was wearing shorts and T-shirts and was very comfortable. If they turned on the air conditioner to a low temperature, he would shiver.

"But didn't your boss and sister-in-law say..."

"You do not understand."

Onitsuka shook his head and said in a complicated tone:

"They are each other's air conditioners, automatically adjusting the temperature..."

"Hey..."

Tianzi looked at Eriri, whose temperature was slowly dropping, and Hojo Kyosuke, who had already begun to criticize the changing temperature at the beach, and immediately understood how her boyfriend felt before. This big brother and his girlfriend really didn't give anyone else a chance to survive.

Finally, after Hojo Kyosuke admitted that he had been secretly looking at Eriri during the fireworks festival, but was embarrassed so he held Sakura and Mitsuha's hands to cover it up, Lady Eriri finally nodded with satisfaction.

There were many girls around Xisaki, but he didn't feel very good at the moment.

I really want to... I really want to report to my big brother!

His fingers were shaking, and he suppressed the urge to take out his notebook. He kept telling himself:

This is vacation! Vacation! A rare vacation in months and years!

Put aside all work and enjoy your vacation! Drink more glasses of wine, eat more dishes, and pick up more girls!

Look, look at these girls with shining eyes around you!
As long as you tell them the rent of the apartment, I am sure there will be several beautiful ladies who want to experience Tokyo's high-end tower.

Xisaki has been trying to hypnotize herself, but...

Compared to the girl who can be found at any time, the big brother who is rarely seen is more rare!
Now my brother can't run away at all. He can just take out his notebook and deal with many things immediately...

Xisaki was completely unable to resist this huge temptation, which made him very sad.

I'm a bitch...

I finally got a vacation, but I'm still thinking about work. I...

Xisaki gulped down a large glass of wine, took the hand of a girl next to him and began to talk about palmistry, which is now widely believed by big shots in Tokyo.

Hojo Kyosuke wasn't feeling well either. The drunk bastards started toasting Eriri.

The bastards of the runaway angels spoke very nicely, and Eriri, who loved her face the most, could not refuse at all, so Hojo Kyosuke could only keep accepting the invitation, which was exactly the real purpose of Onitsuka and the others. They didn't have the courage to let Eriri drink, they just wanted to use this to tease their big brother. (End of this chapter)