Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 776 Am I a human? I am a man!
After refusing the free back massage service offered by the female manager of the hot spring center, Hojo Kyosuke simply washed himself and left quickly. The clothes he changed out of were left in the store, and the people from Sakuraba Sou would come to take them away and clean them.

When we found the girls, they were shopping in Atami Ginza Shopping Street. There is more than one place called Ginza in neon lights in Chuo-ku, Tokyo. Places that use old bricks removed from Ginza are called Ginza. Places as prosperous as Ginza are called Ginza, such as Togoshi Ginza, Yanaka Ginza, and Kyu-Karuizawa Ginza. Everyone has their own Ginza, and there are little Tokyos everywhere.

You can get a glimpse of how prosperous Atami was during the Showa era just from this shopping street. There are probably hundreds of izakayas, and some high-end Western restaurants are still in business.

"Why are you eating again? You'll turn into a fat pig!"

Hojo Kyosuke couldn't help but complain when he looked at his sister who was holding snacks in both hands.

Kashiko generously handed a box of potato dishes to his brother, and then said confidently: "Eri told me that if I eat enough to get fat, I will be able to float when the tsunami comes!"

Mashed potato salad, not fried potatoes, bad review.

Although disappointed, Hojo Kyosuke still took it and ate it in no time.

The ladies were obviously having a great time shopping, but at least they remembered that they were traveling, so after their son showed up, Hojo Mikiko immediately asked them to go to the next attraction. The driver provided by the hotel had already driven the bus over for them, so they were free, although driving after drinking was not a big deal for them.

The driver also brought everyone a portion of hot sea pudding. Seeing the long line in front of the pudding shop on the shopping street, the pudding instantly became more delicious. Japanese people have inherited the habits of Westerners and are very trustworthy in making desserts.

Just like the shopping street everyone is visiting now, the long queues outside the door are all for desserts, either ice cream or cakes. Before, when Hojo Kyosuke was still playing on the beach, he kept receiving messages from Sakura, Mitsuha, and Glass, all suggesting that he let the people from the Rampage Angel come here to be scalpers.

Hojo Kyosuke sent a tentative message to Xisaki, who told him that most of his subordinates had other things to do. Not to mention those who had extra training in the kendo clubs of various schools, Xisaki also assigned part-time jobs to the idle personnel. Then he received this reply.

"You... probably forgot that today is the day Detective Conan begins serialization, right?"

"I said in the email I sent you that I would mobilize all my forces to promote it. Taking advantage of the momentum of you winning the Neon Mystery Association Award, I will raise the popularity of the new comic to the highest level in one fell swoop."

"You probably don't remember, right? How many newspapers and magazines wanted to interview you, how many bloggers spontaneously wanted to help you advertise."

"You are the person who should be occupying all the media covers during the holiday, but now you are asking me if I am free and can be a scalper, just because your women want to eat dessert."

"Oh my god, what did I do wrong? Compared to sitting in front of a computer with ten phones to arrange things, I think it's easier to threaten all the elementary school students to read comics."

"It's really hard to be a good person."

"Hojo, you know right? In order for you to enjoy the hot springs and the sea so easily, your friend Tetsuta Kisaki has not slept for more than five hours for several months. Even though Japanese people are used to working overtime, people like me will be sympathized with."

"Come to think of it, my current situation seems a bit similar to your new book "The Dream and Death of Writer K"? The protagonist died suddenly due to exhaustion, while the boss was playing golf and having sex with women. Should I also participate in the Newcomer Novel Contest? Maybe if I write a novel like "Heisei Holmes Will Never Die of Murder", it will really become popular?"

"..."

——Tetsuta Kisaki

Dense messages popped up one after another, and only Hojo Kyosuke's scanning eyes and super brain could keep up with Kisaki Tetsuta's hand speed. From this point alone, Hojo Kyosuke admitted that Kisaki had the potential to become a writer.

Really, if you have time to complain, wouldn’t it be better to use that energy to work?

The Hojo capitalist thought so in his heart, but he didn't dare to say a word, for he was afraid of angering Xisaki to death.

After thinking about it, he replied:
"How about I send Momotaro over to help you?"

"I&￥*&*%￥#..." — Tetsuta Kisaki

It was obvious that Xisaki was very angry.

"Hahaha, I'm just kidding, don't be so angry. But seriously, I think the promotion has been pretty good so far. Just now when I was playing on the beach, several beautiful girls asked me if Xiaolan would marry Shinichi..."

After typing this, Hojo Kyosuke stopped typing and deleted the content about the beach and the beautiful woman. It was better not to stimulate Xisaki.

"...Several middle-aged greasy men have asked me about the sequel to the comics. Everyone expressed their expectations. I also saw the promotional posters at the station. It's enough for now. Why don't you put aside your current affairs and take a vacation? After all, you haven't rested for a long time. Maki-sama and Onizuka are at Daikoku PA. I think they said there will be a race tonight..."

Joking aside, Hojo Kyosuke still gave Kisaki a day off. However...

He actually really thought that Xisaki liked going to work and liked working...

Although reason tells Hojo Kyosuke that there is no such person in the world, but Kisaki is a genius, and geniuses always have something different from ordinary people. Just like him, Hojo Kyosuke, he is born not to like work. Since there are people who are born not to like work, there are naturally people who are born to like working overtime. Even if the justice superman Yukino came, she would definitely recognize it.

Thinking of this, Hojo Kyosuke turned around and told his new theory to Yukinoshita Yukino. The two were now queuing in front of a mango ice cream shop. Before leaving the shopping street, everyone decided to eat all the delicious food or take it away. At this time, everyone was queuing in front of various stores.

Yukinoshita turned around in disbelief and looked at someone with contempt.

Hojo Kyosuke immediately shouted in dissatisfaction:

"Hmm? Wait a minute, dear Miss Yukinoshita, please tell me that you are not looking at the cockroaches in the sewer."

"Hojo..."

Yukinoshita opened her mouth slowly. For some reason, she had difficulty speaking, almost spitting out each word syllable at a time, as if talking to Hojo Kyosuke was a very difficult thing.

"I can see your morality and integrity..."

"Thank you~" someone responded happily.

"That's why I feel so shocked and desperate."

The black-haired girl crossed her arms over her chest, her long legs moving backwards. She had changed into her new clothes, a pair of shorts that perfectly showed off her long white legs. She was not lying when she said she was proficient in Aikido. Although her round thighs were white and shiny, you could see that the muscles were tight and strong, which was completely inconsistent with her rubbish stamina. Her calves were also beautifully lined, and her feet were wearing crystal sandals...

Wait…what are my scanning eyes, my super brain, and my lofty moral bottom line doing?

Why am I admiring Yukinoshita's legs? Is she scolding me? Shouldn't I refute her harshly at this time?
Hojo Kyosuke, whose mind was full of white legs, suddenly woke up. He looked at Yukinoshita Yukino's slender legs...

Baka! Cheer up! Is this temperature of less than 30 degrees enough to make your brain go crazy? Hojo Kyousuke! Stop looking at those flawless white legs and those delicate little feet full of bones, and don't...

……

In the end, when Hojo Kyosuke finally shifted his gaze to Yukinoshita Yukino's face, he saw an expression that said, "You should have realized that you are not only a sweatshop capitalist with no bottom line, but also a lustful pervert."

Although Hojo Kyosuke is made up of his super brain, scanning eyes, well-tempered body, flexible moral bottom line, incompetent conscience and the best brother, he is often disgraced by these incompetent parts.

So he decisively asked Eriri to possess him.

"Humph!"

Turning around, he no longer bothered to debate with Yukinoshita. After all, even if he couldn't get the girl's approval, it couldn't change the fact that he was a good boss to his T-shirt subordinates.

I think Kisaki would be very touched, right? After all, it's really kind of me to be the boss who even takes care of the vacation expenses.

He lowered his head and looked at his phone. As expected, there were more than a dozen unread messages on the screen.

Hojo Kyosuke smiled with relief, and had already thought of how to comfort the sobbing Tetsuta Kisaki. He unlocked the phone and looked at the message:
"Put down what you are doing and take a vacation? Get all your expenses reimbursed?"

"Haha, hahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahaha..." (Voice message)

"Do I have no money? Do I have money? I'm asking you, do I have money?" - Tetsuta Kisaki

Seeing this, Hojo Kyosuke frowned. You have money, so you have money. Why are you yelling? And you are laughing so crazily. It's really...

"Now I only need to sleep five hours a day and compress my eating time to 20 minutes to get my work done. If I really put my work aside and go on vacation, then when the vacation is over, even if I work for 24 hours a day without sleeping, eating, drinking, defecating, or taking a shower, I still can't finish my work..." - Tetsuta Kisaki

What are you doing? Are you possessed by Yukinoshita, you bastard?

Hojo Kyosuke was shocked by the miserable situation described by Kisaki, but fortunately he immediately realized that he was the capitalist who had made Kisaki into this miserable state.

so far so good.

Then he looked at Yukinoshita guiltily and quickly hung up Xisaki's call. He knew without thinking that Xisaki must be cursing at him.

Eh……

He sighed, hesitated for a while, and picked out three important and four unimportant tasks from the more than twenty tasks listed by Xisaki.

"...I'll take care of these for you. Consider this your holiday gift. It should be enough for you to rest for two days, right? Go to Yokohama quickly, and we can play together later when we have time."

Click Send.

What surprised Hojo Kyosuke was that half a minute after the message was sent, Kisaki didn't reply, which made him worried that Kisaki might have died suddenly.

Another half a minute later, the call request from Xisaki lit up.

Hojo Kyosuke clicked the call hesitantly. He originally wanted to say that he could help Xisaki solve two more tasks. This was something he had thought of before. After all, things like the broken window effect were taught like that. If he planned to help Xisaki take on five tasks from the beginning, he only needed to mention three, and the last two would be reserved for negotiations.

But before he could open his mouth, Xisaki's sobbing could be heard:
"Thank you, thank you! Hojo!!"

what?
Just like all mammals react when they are confused, Hojo Kyosuke tilted his head.

"Um, I'm sorry, Xisaki, I didn't hear what you said clearly, could you say it again?"

After saying this, he put the phone next to Yukinoshita Yukino's ear.

The girl was about to avoid it with a look of disgust, but she was shocked by the voice coming from the receiver of the phone and froze in place.

"No problem. I can tell you as many times as you want. Hojo, you are truly the best boss in the world! Becoming your partner is the best decision I have ever made in my life!"

Tetsuta Kisaki was expressing his joy in a blabbering manner.

Looking at the dumbstruck Yukinoshita, Hojo Kyosuke gave a smug smile.

"Hahaha, don't get so excited, we are brothers! Okay, okay, that's it..."

After comforting Xisaki a few more words, he hung up the phone.

With two cold laughs, looking at the shocked black-haired girl, Hojo Kyosuke spoke slowly:
"What do you think? Even if some people cannot understand my noble sentiments, the eyes of the world are sharp after all!"

Hi, Xisaki also wants to thank me~
There was indeed disbelief written in Yukinoshita Yukino's light blue eyes, but she was not shocked by Kisaki's thank you, but was completely defeated by Hojo Kyosuke's shamelessness.

The girl lowered her arms, blinked her eyes, and said softly: "As a human being, I sincerely ask you."

"Just tell me your request, and the generous and kind Hojo Kyosuke will definitely agree to it."

Hojo Kyosuke smiled heartily, then looked around to see if anyone heard what he said. There was nothing he could do, he was too popular now. The waitress made an exception and sold him the ice cream first, but she was afraid it would cause a stampede.

"Please stay away from the sea."

Hojo Kyosuke was stunned: "Hmm? I would have done the same thing even without you telling me. After all, even as powerful as I am, I still have awe for the sea. But I still want to hear why you say that."

"Because your moral black hole cannot be filled even if all the water in the four oceans is filled in. For the safety of the earth..."

Speaking of this, Yukinoshita paused slightly, her expression slightly complicated, and she said softly:
"I was going to say that, but after listening to you, I think for the benefit of the working people, I should advise you to go surfing and ocean surfing more often."

"Hey, hey, losing a genius like me would be the world's greatest loss, right?"

"I don't deny this, it's also a tragedy."

Yukinoshita Yukino nodded, with a hint of sadness on her pretty face.

She raised her little face slightly and looked at Hojo Kyosuke and said:
"It would be great if you were a salmonella."

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