Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Ruyi Liao

Everyone was busy, Hojo Kyosuke looked around and found that he was not needed anywhere. Xisaki arranged the itinerary and hotel, and Yukino and Nitro-chan helped with the luggage, so he was left alone sitting in the courtyard to enjoy the breeze.

Wait, no, there's another one.

“Hahaha~~Hehehe~~Hehehe~~”

Bursts of laughter, some crisp and some unbridled, came from the living room. He turned around and saw that it was Eriri as expected.

This guy was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, with his toes bent and staring at the TV in a very ungraceful manner. Today, because of the stomachache, Eriri was delayed in watching anime. She had to go out to play tomorrow, so she had to finish watching the anime she was following tonight.

The girl really loves anime. She is so absorbed in watching it that she bursts into laughter from time to time.

Before, Kasumigaoka laughed at her for not knowing how to pack her luggage so she simply did nothing. Eriri said confidently that she was just building up her emotions so that she would be in a great mood for the holiday tomorrow. Those who make a big mess before leaving the house don't understand the true meaning of a holiday at all.

She said this, and Naoka, who had been kind enough to help him pack his luggage, was so angry that she walked away. In the end, it was the kind-hearted Hojo Kashiko who lent a hand. The reason was very good, the little girl said:
"Eri almost died several times today, so I have to practice ahead of time."

Ying Lili, whose body seemed to have recovered instantly, chose to forgive the stupid kid and let him rummage around in her room. Anyway, the lovely Nitro-chan would definitely help her clean up in the end, oh oh oh oh~~
So the only ones left in the house with nothing to do were Hojo Kyosuke, who was lying on the recliner in the yard, and Eriri, who was watching TV with her feet up in the living room.

Hojo Kyosuke secretly felt that the peaceful years were worth living, but in his heart he felt a little guilty about being so leisurely. Although it was not much, it was enough to make him feel guilty, so he decided to pack up some things at home.

"Hey, Eriri!" he shouted.

"Ahahahaha, this idiot, I told you to bribe him with money, but he insisted on going by himself..."

Eriri laughed loudly. She was watching an anime about a hero from another world, but it was just a comedy. The hero and the goddess went to a city to do some work. The hero chose to use money to clear the way, while the goddess wanted to use justice to advance.

The hero easily bribed the city guards, ministers, and the queen with money... Then when he was about to start bribing the king, he saw the goddess tied up by the guards, and then the two began to quarrel. The hero laughed at the goddess and said she was an idiot. She had to go to such lengths to solve a problem that could be solved with money. The goddess angrily scolded the hero for being inhuman and actually using the money she had saved from working hard to bribe. The hero retorted that the useless goddess only had the odd jobs left, and the two quarreled happily.

Eriri in front of the TV also smiled with her eight little white teeth showing, but her happiness did not last long. After shouting for a long time without getting a response, Hojo Kyosuke reluctantly climbed up from the recliner and walked into the living room.

"Boom!"

"it hurts!!"

Ying Lili covered her head and raised her little face, glaring angrily at the villain who attacked her from behind the sofa.

"What are you doing? I'm seeing the funniest part!" she complained angrily.

Hojo Kyosuke asked, "Everyone is packing their bags to go out, why are you still sitting here?"

Eriri said confidently, "Because Sister Kashiko went to help me clean up."

"You let a two-year-old who had just learned to walk help you pack your luggage?"

"...Yes, that's right! This is called training from a young age. In my hometown, the Great Ying Empire, children have to go to the mill to grind from the age of one!"

A certain golden retriever was talking nonsense, her eyes already drifting towards the TV, "Damn it, this is the funniest plot!" She also bit back:
"You're still blaming me. Why are you lying there slacking off? It's just a chore..."

As she was talking, Eriri actually got angry. She pressed pause, twisted her waist and turned around. Just as she was about to start scolding, she suddenly wailed:
“Ahhh, my waist is twisted, twisted!”

After spending a whole day on the bed and toilet, her body was extremely stiff. How could she challenge herself to do yoga moves like sitting cross-legged and twisting her waist?

The girl's face suddenly shrank into pain. Hojo Kyosuke sat down while laughing and began to massage Eriri.

Her Royal Highness the Princess gasped in pain and punched someone with her little fist, cursing:

"It's obvious that packing is something that should be done by chores, but you're still slacking off!"

"But aren't you my comic assistant? I think you should help me pack my luggage." Hojo Kyosuke retorted.

The relationship between the two is extremely chaotic. You are my superior and I am your superior. It is a model of equality.

Eriri didn't intend to quibble, but frankly admitted that as the world's number one manga assistant, she did have this responsibility, but...

"Because I don't know how. Are you sure you want me to help you clean up?" she said confidently.

"..."

Of course, Hojo Kyosuke was not sure. He must be mentally ill to abandon the considerate and caring Yukino and ask Eriri for help, so he said confidently:

"Then I don't know how to do that. Don't you know that my Sendagi apartment and Ruyi-ryo were decorated by other people? Are you sure you want me to help you clean up?"

"..."

Eriri rolled her eyes. Of course she wasn't sure. Would she abandon the considerate and lovely Nitro-chan and ask Kyousuke for help? She was not in the wrong place in her head, but that didn't stop her from agreeing immediately:
"Whether you can do it well is a question of ability, whether you do it or not is a question of attitude. As a handyman, you must help me pack my luggage!"

The girl's clever little head understood it very clearly. Since there was already Kashiko making trouble in her room, it didn't matter if there was one more Kyosuke. It would be nice to take the opportunity to mess with him a little.

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke glanced at Eriri with his eyes slanted, and quietly increased the strength in his hands, instantly squeezing the idiot so hard that he screamed and begged for mercy.

"Mr. Cartoonist, I'm wrong. I, your humble assistant, will go to help you pack your luggage right away. May I ask which love cup you would like to take on this trip?" Eriri called out in a tender voice.

"Love cup?"

Hojo Kyosuke was stunned, but luckily his mind was not very clear, and he immediately thought of what Eriri said, so he said casually:

"It's enough to take you with me."

"Me? But my role this time is the cartoonist's assistant~"

"Isn't that better? Isn't it the responsibility of assistants and editors to provide inspiration for cartoonists? You should have read a lot of this kind of material, right?"

"Ah? What are you talking about, Mr. Hojo? I don't understand a thing. You should tell me where you hid the things."

"Okay, it's the room with the lily on the door. My favorite things are in there. Oh, no, now it's on the sofa in the living room. Sigh, modern technology is really smart."

"Oh, so Hojo-sensei's favorite thing is himself."

"..."

There was no one around, so the two of them chatted more and more freely. Two people with nothing to do finally had some fun.

After shouting dirty shit at each other for a long time, Hojo Kyosuke leaned back on the sofa and began to rest. He was going out to play tomorrow, so he had to get enough rest.

Eriri next to her also started watching anime again. She is going out to play tomorrow, so she needs to get in a good mood.

From time to time, people were walking back and forth in the corridor on the second floor. It was Yukino and the others who were packing things for tomorrow. Even Yuzuru was running back and forth.

Hojo Kyosuke once again sighed at the peaceful days, and then he discovered something was wrong.

What the hell, there is actually someone who is more leisurely than me.

He bent down and looked down at the furry puppy who was sleeping soundly on his slippers.

He nudged Eriri with his arm, motioning for her to look down.

Ying Lili was furious when she saw this. My good friend Xiao Jiang was working hard to help me pack my luggage, and you, a mere puppy, are slacking off here!? How could this be possible!

The girl bent down, stretched out her two small hands and lifted Momotaro up.

The puppy floating in the air opened its blurry black eyes and looked at the two people in front of it.

“嘤嘤嘤 (Are we about to set off?)”

Not to mention Eriri training the dog, Hojo Kyosuke rubbed his chin and began to think about things.

Families with pets have a lot of things to do when they go out. Hojo Kyosuke has a friend who loved traveling when he was in school. After he started working, he got a cat and never left home for more than a day since then.

Who should be left to take care of Momotaro?

Rare?
This name popped into his mind for the first time, but he immediately dismissed it. Forget it. He didn't want to hear the news that the Shinkansen was blocked by Kisaki and Momotaro when he was in Kamakura. As Momotaro's master, he might be fined.

Wait, it seems that Momotaro’s owner is Shiwa?

No, that's not the point. The point is that Hojo Kyosuke had already heard Xisaki's breakdown in the previous phone call, so he thought it would be better not to entrust this heavy burden to Xisaki. Although the puppy can effectively relieve anxiety, Xisaki does not have the time to relieve it.

Under the snow?
Unexpectedly, the second name that appeared in Hojo Kyosuke's mind was not Mitsuha's father. He thought about it secretly and felt that it was because the scene where Yukinoshita was frightened by Momotaro and almost jumped up was too funny, which made him keep thinking about it.

Namo Namo, no, no, you still have to be kind. Although that guy will definitely not refuse if I ask Yukinoshita, and the holiday life of one person and one dog must be fun, but he can't see it, so let's wait until later.

There are so many places where he can entrust his pet. His subordinates are all idle (referring to practicing kendo and baseball day and night). If that doesn't work, there are also editors of novels and comics. After all, isn't editor probation for times like this? Editor-in-chief Shimomura and Akamatsu-san will definitely not mind.

But then he thought that these editors also didn't have holidays, so he gave up.

Suddenly, a figure appeared in his mind.

Yes, I also have my beloved Tsuyoshi Oosaka-senpai.

Since Oosaka-senpai is so henpecked, he must be very good at taking care of puppies!

He immediately smiled when he came up with a good idea, and then told Eriri the good news.

Eriri had also seen Oosaka Tsuyoshi at Okudera-senpai's restaurant and had some impression of him, so she nodded in agreement. Only Momotaro was crying like crazy beside her, yelling at Aniki not to abandon it.

However, the two people in front of it were too lazy to even pack their own luggage, so how could they be willing to bring a furry puppy with them?

Hojo Kyosuke took out his cell phone and was about to inform Oosaka Tsuyoshi of his unexpected visit, but a call came in.

"Hello? Yotsuba, what's wrong?" he asked.

"..."

"Yukishita?"

"Oh, ok, I was just thinking of her."

"She said she had something to do? Still hesitating?"

"Hahaha, you've been fooled. That guy is just embarrassed."

"What are you embarrassed about? Of course it's the hot spring on our itinerary. Yukinoshita might get bullied by Eriri then."

Yotsuba on the other side laughed out loud when she heard this, and then she remembered that her sister checked her growth status every morning when she was in junior high school. She thought that since she was also in junior high school, she should also pay attention to it, so as not to become like Yukinoshita in the future.

I’ve decided. I’ll ask my sister for some precautions later.

Although I respect Lord Yukinoshita very much, it is really fun to chat with Kyosuke. The two of them tease others and tell all kinds of jokes.

"It's okay, just tell her you're bored alone, she'll definitely agree."

Hojo Kyosuke laughed and in a few words discussed with Yotsuba the plan of kidnapping Yukinoshita Yukino.

Only when Sanye's roar was faintly heard from the other end did Siye hurriedly hang up the phone, and finally muttered that it would be great if he could get rid of his sister.

After hanging up the phone, he suddenly found that he got along very well with his friends' relatives, including Nozomi's sister, Mitsuha's sister, Tsuchiya's cousin... Oh, and Hui's cousin. In short, he is really a person who is good at making friends.

At this time, a sinister voice floated by:
"What does it mean to be bullied by Eriri in the hot spring?"

Hojo Kyosuke explained without changing his expression, "Yukinoshita's stamina is very poor, even worse than yours in junior high school. I think she might faint when she takes a hot spring bath."

Eriri glanced at someone suspiciously and asked doubtfully, "Really?"

Then Hojo Kyosuke cited the example of Yukinoshita teaching him to dance, and Eriri focused her attention on Momotaro again. She asked Momotaro what kind of dog food he wanted to bring to Osaka Tsuyoshi's house.

"No need, let Momotaro go with us."

Hojo Kyosuke said that since Yukinoshita was going too, it was necessary to bring Momotaro along, so that Yukinoshita would not be embarrassed when taking pictures, and her expressions would definitely be more lively.

"Aniki! I knew you wouldn't abandon me!"

"Is that so? That's fine."

Eriri nodded, and then began to think again:

"If you're going to take Momotaro to a place with lots of people, you should probably put a muzzle on him, right?"

"Mouthguard?"

Hojo Kyosuke had a puzzled expression on his face, and Eriri thought he didn't know what it was, so she took out her cell phone to search for it and let Momotaro take a look.

Momotaro protested wildly when he saw it:

“Oh my! (Stupid Eriri, I don’t want to wear this thing. The mouthpiece is for you!)”

As the furry puppy was calling out, an idea suddenly came to his clever head:
"Aniki! Aniki! Buy a few more muzzles and put them on Mistress Kasumigaoka and Mistress Mitsuha, so that they won't bite you again in the future!"

Hojo Kyosuke looked at the puppy struggling and said with a smile:

"Only ferocious dogs need to wear this kind of thing. Momotaro shouldn't need it."

"Is that so?"

Ying Lili looked at the puppy that looked like a stuffed toy and put down her phone in disappointment.

"Hmm! (No, no, no, put it on for me, put it on for me! I'm the most ferocious! If I don't wear a muzzle, I might kill a hundred enemies at once!)" (End of this chapter)