Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

"Are you really not going to go down? You and Sayaka should get along very well."

Hojo Kyosuke asked with a smile as he fed Eriri.

The princess has never been a social phobic. When there is no one around, she can read comics and play games by herself and have fun. When there are many people around, she can perform various stunts and enjoy applause.

Just like when Yukinoshita Yukino first came to Ruyi Lodge, she showed off everything from the furry puppy to the fish in the water. These things were not convenient to show off to her "orthodox" friends at school, but they were very suitable to tell people like Yukino and Kei.

Just like the car given to Kyosuke as a housewarming gift, no one drove it because no one had a driver's license. She was secretly looking forward to the day when that woman, Kasumigaoka Utaha, would get her driver's license, and then let her take her for a ride. Just thinking about that scene made Eriri so happy.

However, there is a huge problem here - that broken car is a two-seater. Even if she really persuades Kasumigaoka Utaha to drive, the final result can only be that the witch will drive Kyosuke for a ride in the car she used to send him there. Just thinking about that scene makes Eriri feel suffocated and her heart starts to hurt.

So in order to prevent such a hell scene from happening, he had to find a way to scrap the two cars at home, and then buy a three-seater car, let Kasumigaoka Utaha drive, and he and Kyosuke sit in the back and enjoy it.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow—

Just thinking about that scene made Eriri so happy that she almost went crazy.

Ahem, the fantasy time is over. Ying Lili was thinking while chewing the porridge in her mouth.

Huh? What is this? It's so soft and delicious.

"Um... Kyousuke, what is this?"

Eriri stuck out her tongue to show it to the clerk.

Looking at Eriri's cute appearance of sticking out her tongue like a puppy, Hojo Kyosuke felt an impulse and wanted to reach out and pinch her, but he tried hard to suppress the impulse.

Forget it, she is a patient and will be angry. There are too many outsiders at home. Ying Lili is too proud to lose her temper. She is already sick and will suffer internal injuries if she holds it in.

Thinking of this, Hojo Kyosuke was surprised to find that he had saved Eriri's life again.

This is love, he gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

"It's coix seed. It can promote diuresis and reduce swelling, strengthen the spleen and stop diarrhea, and whiten the skin." He said with a smile, and then picked a few out of the bowl to show Ying Lili.

When she heard that it could stop diarrhea and whiten the skin, Ying Lili immediately opened her mouth wide. After licking the porridge in the spoon clean, she complained:

"Why don't you put more of this good stuff? It's not like we can't afford it."

This guy……

Hojo Kyosuke looked at Eriri speechlessly, and said, "How about using the medicine to make porridge for you? That would be even better."

After a while, the girl suddenly said:
"I have to eat the porridge and feel refreshed before I go down, otherwise everyone will think I am being abused living here."

Hojo Kyosuke nodded and understood. This was because he knew that she was not feeling well and looked bad, and he felt it would be embarrassing to go to meet Mitsuha and Sakura's friends while she was sick.

He had long seen clearly the guy's face-conscious personality.

As if thinking of how noble she was in front of Mitsuha and Sakura's friends, Eriri ate a little faster.

This idiot is really easy to fool. He is probably the kind of person who would believe "just take the medicine and you will feel better after taking it", and then his complexion will instantly improve after taking it.

After scraping the last bit of porridge in the bowl and putting it into Eriri's mouth, Hojo Kyosuke stood up with the bowl and prepared to continue cooking. Calculating the time, he was almost done eating what he had prepared before.

When he reached the door, he heard the girl behind him shouting:

"Please ask Nitro Sauce to come up for me."

"Ok?"

Hojo Kyosuke looked back in confusion.

Ying Lili blushed and yelled, "Put on makeup! Girls can't meet people without makeup!"

"..."

But you don't usually wear makeup, Hojo Kyosuke was speechless and answered casually:

"Got it. Do you want to ask Xue Ye to come as well? She's better at putting on makeup."

"I am naturally beautiful and attractive. I put on makeup just for courtesy. Why do I need such good skills?"

"Then I won't tell Nitro either?"

"Ah."

Hojo Kyosuke was surprised: "Huh?"

Ying Lili said dissatisfiedly: "What are you wondering about? Hurry up and help me go down and call Sister Xueye."

"..."

"Yes, yes, I'll be there right away."

Hojo Kyosuke turned around and was about to close the door when he heard another voice:
"Don't let Jia Shizi know, otherwise that idiot will definitely think I'm dead."

Hahahaha, it’s time to bury the body, right?

Hojo Kyosuke laughed in his heart, walked downstairs with the bowl in his hand, glanced in the direction of the courtyard, and was relieved to see that both Sayaka and Kyoko were talking with smiles on their faces.

Yukino was the most popular one, with Sayaka sitting on her left and Yotsuba sitting on her right. Kyoko also stretched her head and kept talking to her.

I was surprised to see this scene. I won't talk about Yotsuba and Sayaka. They had a good relationship with Yukino when they were still in Itomori. Yukino, a teacher from a big city, was fashionable and beautiful. She was like a god in a small country town. Sayaka, who longed for the big city, envied Mitsuha (Kyosuke) for getting along so well with Yukino. But what happened to Kyoko? Why did this guy change his attitude so quickly?

It was only when Sakura came over and whispered to him that Takimoto Kyoko wanted to be a teacher that he finally understood. Come to think of it, someone like Kyoko, who is protective and strong-willed, is quite suitable to be a teacher.

Well...actually, what really made Hojo Kyosuke feel suitable were the countless scenes in his head of Kyoko teaching Sakura. That guy looked like a teacher when he was still an elementary school student, and was much more qualified than Takeuchi.

He bent down and whispered to Yukino's ear about Eriri. Yukino nodded and couldn't help laughing. He probably thought that Eriri, who was very concerned about her reputation, was cute.

Kyoko Takimoto, who was standing next to them, saw how close Hojo Kyosuke and Yukino were, and her confused mind immediately became clear.

What are you doing, Kyoko? These people are all Sakura's enemies! Seriously!
The girl's expression changed instantly, and she looked at everyone seriously with a vigilant look.

The first to be affected was Sayaka, who was sitting next to her. She was so frightened by the fierce gaze that she cried out. Her hand, which was holding the chopsticks and was about to pick up some food, froze there, not daring to move. After a long time, she tremblingly moved the plate in front of Kyoko Takimoto and said respectfully, "Please enjoy your meal."

She guessed that this new friend must have thought that Hojo's cooking was so delicious that he was guarding the food. Although the fierce look in his eyes was a bit exaggerated, Hojo's cooking skills were worthy of such display.

Oh, I am so envious of Sanye, who can eat such delicious food every day.

Sayaka thought that if the imperial envoy had such cooking skills, she could have a job and let the imperial envoy be a full-time househusband after they get married.

Wait, that's not right. If the envoy's cooking skills are really that good, why not let him open a restaurant? That way he can earn money to support his family and eat every day.

The moment this thought came to her mind, Sayaka was surprised to find that her brain had become smarter after eating the food cooked by Hojo.

But when she turned around and saw her boyfriend with his mouth full of greasy food, she felt like she had fallen from the clouds.

She said angrily, "You bastard, even the prince's sister is more polite than you when eating! Stop it!"

The imperial envoy, who was eating happily, was stunned by the scolding. He looked at the cute Kashiko who was eating porridge with a round spoon, and then looked at the freshly grilled abalone on his plate. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then moved the plate in front of his girlfriend and said carefully, "Please enjoy."

He guessed that his greedy girlfriend must have thought that Hojo's food was too delicious, so she was so protective of it. Alas, if Sayaka's cooking skills could be improved, and she didn't need to be as good as Hojo, as long as she could cook some ordinary dishes, they could open their own cafe in Tokyo.

He sighed in his heart, and couldn't help but envy Hojo Kyosuke. Not only was he handsome, talented, and able to make money, but he also had such great cooking skills. No wonder so many beautiful women were willing to live with him. If he could eat such delicious food every day, who would care how many girlfriends Hojo had?

As a man, although I feel sorry for my friend, I am also truly envious.

Look at Miss Yamauchi's friend over there. When she first came, she looked so angry that she wanted to hit someone, but when she started eating, she was as happy as a fool just like Sayaka.

so good……

Thinking of this, the imperial envoy looked at Hojo Kyosuke expectantly and asked:

"Hey, Hojo, do you have any wine? It would be a waste not to drink with such delicious food!"

Hojo Kyosuke, who was baking for his mother, smiled and said, "Yes, but don't you have to go out with Sayaka tonight? I've asked someone to book you a night view ticket, and it seems that there will be free drinks, so don't drink now."

He has so much wine at home that he is planning to build a special wine cellar. Most of the wine was given by others. In his hometown, both his grandfather and the neighbors have the habit of making their own wine. Most of the people in the Mystery Writers Association in Tokyo are alcoholics, and they even have a cooperation with a large brewery in Neon, which not only provides funding but also free alcohol.

Although there are many poor people among the subordinates, they like to steal their grandfather's wine and give it to themselves, saying that they are embarrassed to let the eldest brother treat them all the time, and please don't be disgusted. Although Hojo Kyosuke took out the wine for everyone to drink most of the time, it was always too late to finish it. The subordinates couldn't tell which bottle they brought home, and they were afraid of being beaten if they brought the wrong one home, so they just gave it all to the eldest brother.

Hojo Kyosuke himself didn't drink much, so he thought about storing all the wine in the newly built dojo. However, he was worried that his subordinates would drink too much and drive to death, so he gave up the idea.

When the imperial envoy heard this, his eyes lit up. He knew that Hojo must have good wine, and he immediately shouted:
"Hojo, don't you know that I used to mix my milk powder with sake when I was a kid? I can even climb down the Skytree after drinking two bottles of vodka, don't worry about me!"

"..."

I believe you can finish five bottles, but it’s hard to say whether it is liquid or solid.

Hojo Kyosuke felt amused in his heart and then looked at Sayaka.

The girl was touched to hear that Hojo was so thoughtful that he actually helped them arrange all the activities for the evening. She thought that Mitsuha had a good eye and that not all netizens were scammers. The Internet was indeed a treasure trove. But when she heard her boyfriend's nonsense, she immediately flew into a rage and said angrily:

"You can go and play by yourself tonight. I want to stay with my sisters Sanye and Yotsuba!"

Mitsuha Miyamizu: “…”

Miyamizu Yotsuba: “…”

The two sisters were immediately silent when these words came out. No, the Imperial Envoy (clown) provoked you, why did you punish me? I was planning to be with Kyousuke/Sir Yukinoshita tonight.

Fortunately, the imperial envoy had not had time to drink and his head was still sober. He immediately started to coax his girlfriend with a licking face.

Seeing that humble look, Hojo Kyosuke sighed in his heart, thinking that his own girl is still the best.

After grilling an abalone for each lady at the table, he returned to the kitchen and started working again. When the last dish was served, Eriri, who was ready, finally made her debut.

The food in Sayaka's mouth fell out, and she looked at Eriri in shock as she walked out of the living room, mumbling, "She's so beautiful... like a princess!"

Hojo Kyosuke looked back and saw that Eriri didn't change into a gorgeous Victorian dress or anything like that, but what she wore was not homely at all.

The blonde princess was holding Xue Ye's hand, with a faint smile on her face, walking towards her with dignified steps. She was noble, elegant and exquisite, looking like an elf princess.

Kasumigaoka Utaha originally wanted to complain about Eriri's stupid behavior, but when she saw how shocked Mitsuha and Sakura's friends all looked, she immediately realized that she had miscalculated.

Damn it, where did this idiot Eriri get her ulterior motive? She wanted Sayaka and Kyoko to persuade Mitsuba Sakura to give up!
Feeling annoyed, she squinted her eyes and looked at Eriri carefully. With her intelligence, she guessed that Yukino was going to help Eriri put on makeup. After all, the only cosmetic that idiot usually used was lip balm.

After observing Kasumigaoka, she found something wrong. It seemed like... this guy was not wearing any makeup at all.

Being an expert at applying makeup, she could tell at a glance that there was no trace of anything applied on Ying Lili's face.

Ah! What the hell! This girl is actually a natural beauty! ?

This discovery made Kasumigaoka Utaha even angrier.

Although Hojo Kyosuke didn't know how to put on makeup, he had super senses and noticed something was wrong.

After Eriri greeted the guests and sat down, he was about to speak when he heard this guy excitedly say:
"Xue Ye's makeup skills are really great! She made me look so beautiful! You can't tell at all that I'm a patient!"

Someone silently swallowed the words in his mouth, and Xue Ye, who was one step behind, leaned close to his ear and whispered:

"I just put lip balm on her."

I see, the idiot Eriri used her strong spiritual power to overcome everything. Because Yukino lied to her and said she had put on makeup, she really became radiant and beautiful.

Sayaka and Kyoko started talking to Eriri as if they were on pilgrimage, with an attitude of utmost respect, asking her how she took care of her skin and why her skin was so fair and her hair so shiny.

The princess smiled reservedly and said something like going to bed early and getting up early, eating healthy, playing with the phone less and exercising more. (End of this chapter)