Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

"…The train is about to reach its final stop, Tokyo. You can transfer to the Chuo Line or the Yamanote Line…"

The broadcast in the carriage sounded, and Sayaka quickly pushed her boyfriend next to her.

"Hey, hey, wake up, or you'll have to go home if you continue sleeping."

“Hmm, ah? Ah…”

The envoy in the dream jumped up in fright, and when he woke up, he immediately shook his shoulders and shook off his girlfriend's hand, saying disdainfully:

"Saayaka, you can be a sumo wrestler, you are so strong!"

"No way! If I were to go on stage with my weight, I would definitely be thrown away in one go!"

Sayaka grumbled.

The two stopped arguing and started packing. They had quite a lot of stuff. In addition to their personal belongings and a few changes of clothes, the rest were gifts that the townspeople of Itomori had asked them to bring to Mitsuha. The large and small, colorful packages made them look more like mountain people coming to the city. Because of this, the imperial envoy complained a lot.

The train stopped and the two followed the crowd out of the carriage.

"so big!"

Standing on the platform, looking at the dozens of meters wide railway tracks, the envoy opened his mouth wide. There are many railway fans in Japan. If it were a small town in the countryside, there might be a railway fan in every class. Even if they are not fanatics, they are train enthusiasts. After all, the railway track is the only passage to the outside world. After being given this meaning, the ordinary railway track and train have a bit of destiny.

"Okay, hurry up and leave, or we won't be able to find the exit once everyone leaves!"

Sayaka urged.

"Then you can help me get two packages!"

The imperial envoy said angrily, but even so he still held all the luggage in his hands, while Sayaka was just carrying a small bag, looking very relaxed.

Although they had mastered the skill of following the most people when they didn't know which way to go, the couple still got lost as expected. After all, Tokyo Station has more than one exit.

After asking three staff members, Sayaka called Mitsuha Miyamizu:
"Do more washing, Mikoha, the imperial envoy and I are lost..."

Mushroom Head sounded like he was about to cry.

Miyamizu Mitsuha on the other side almost laughed out loud when she heard her friend crying. Fortunately, she had gotten used to it over the years, so she hurried to comfort her. While comforting her, she could also hear the imperial envoy's mumbling.

"I'm not lost. It was Sayaka who led me astray..."

"Don't be anxious. Tell me which corridor you are in now. Is it the central corridor, the south corridor, or the north corridor?" Sanye said gently.

When Sayaka heard this, she was confused. What kind of place was that?

"Ah~~ I don't know. There are screens and passageways all over my head. Did I get off at the wrong station?"

This guy was so anxious that he almost cried. The imperial envoy next to him had a sullen face. He was not angry that his girlfriend led him astray, but he just thought it was too embarrassing for such a grown-up to get lost in the station.

"Hahaha, no no, how could you get off at the wrong terminal? The conductor will ask you to get off even if you don't want to."

Miyamizu Mitsuha smiled and looked at her lover next to her.

Hojo Kyosuke smiled and held out his hand.

"Don't worry, I'll let Kyosuke talk to you, he will bring you out." Mitsuha said into the microphone with a smile.

"Kyosuke? Is he a railway worker?"

It was this name again, and Sayaka was even more confused.

"Hey?"

Hojo Kyosuke took the phone and raised his voice slightly:
"Hello, I'm Hojo Kyousuke."

That clear and bright voice was as heart-piercing as the cold wind on the ice field, calming the anxious Sayaka instantly, and she quickly greeted him:

"Hello, hello, my name is Natori Sayaka, and this is my boyfriend, Teshigawara Katsuhiko."

Well, she didn’t forget to introduce the luggage rack next to it.

"Hehe~ Hello."

Hojo Kyosuke's laughter was flat:
"Well, no matter where you are now, just find a shop. You should be able to see the shop, right?"

Hearing this, Hayaka hurriedly stood on tiptoe to look around, and sure enough, she saw rows of shops.

"Yeah, yes, there are."

She shouted in surprise. The scenery she saw matched the person on the other end of the phone, which made her feel at ease and felt that she had not taken the wrong path.

Hojo Kyosuke easily felt Sayaka's joy, and he smiled. Idiots are the easiest creatures to deal with in the world. As long as you give them a little recognition and make them have the illusion that they are smart, they will be very obedient and try to make themselves smarter through such behavior.

"It's good that you've seen it. Now, go over there and tell me the name of that store."

Sayaka quickly grabbed the imperial envoy's arm and trotted towards the store.

"There are so many shops here, which one should I tell you?" She was confused again.

"If it's not too much trouble, you can read them all to me."

Hojo Kyosuke spoke neither hurriedly nor slowly.

"Yeah, okay! There's a Uniqlo, a convenience store called NewDays, and a bento shop..."

When Sayaka read out the name of the first store, a three-dimensional map had already unfolded in Hojo Kyosuke's super brain. On it was a map of Tokyo Station. On this map, two stick figures, one red and one blue, were instantly loaded and stood in front of the door of the Uniqlo store.

"Okay, I already know where you are, so just follow what I say."

He said with a smile, and Sayaka on the other side cheered as if she was saved.

Seeing his girlfriend's happy expression, Chi Shi curled his lips and felt a little jealous, but did not dare to say anything.

"Walk along the entrance of Uniqlo towards the convenience store. When you reach the entrance of the convenience store, look to the right and you will see a gift shop selling souvenirs..."

Hojo Kyosuke gave the orders in a steady voice, which formed a sharp contrast with the hurried pace of the people in the station.

"Ahh, I really saw it! A souvenir shop!"

Sayaka exclaimed, not knowing if it was an illusion, she felt as if the person on the other end of the phone spoke at a speed that was completely in line with her pace. Almost as soon as she reached the door of the souvenir shop, the person continued speaking.

"With your back to the souvenir shop, there are three more exits in front of you on the right. Go to the second exit in descending order. The stickers on the stairs in the passage are blue..."

"Oh!! It's really a blue sticker!" Sayaka was so surprised that she couldn't close her mouth.

"Haha, the stickers in Tokyo Station have special meanings. Generally speaking..."

Hojo Kyosuke smiled and talked about some random things:

"At this time, after you go up the stairs, you should be able to see a booth that is holding an event. It's a new cosmetics company. If you are interested, you can go up and get some samples. I remember they were facial masks and hand creams."

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Sayaka cheered, left her boyfriend behind and trotted over, asking the staff at the booth to let her try it out.

"Wow, this is Tokyo. There are so many fun things to do right in the station!"

Sayaka exclaimed that it was great to be lost.

"In fact, if you are not in a hurry, Tokyo Station is also a very good shopping place. If you are not shopping, there are also many things to eat and play. Just like the convenience store just now, the rice balls there are actually quite good. It seems that they are exclusively supplied at the station. There are people who come to buy them every day..."

Hojo Kyosuke explained with a smile, even better than a gold medal tour guide.

Imperial envoy Katsuhiko Kawahara, who was carrying a large pile of gifts on his back, turned around suddenly and looked at everyone around him suspiciously.

How could the guy on the other end of the phone know their location so accurately? It was as if he had pressed a camera on Sayaka's forehead.

Not only can you tell where they are just by the name of the store, but you can also know every place they have been. The imperial envoy saw clearly that the cosmetics booth had just been set up, and Sayaka was even the first customer to come forward to try out the products.

Is that guy a railway ghost? Or does he have a map in his head?
The imperial envoy looked up, but only saw colorful signs and the ceiling.

The imperial envoy who was far away in the station was so shocked, not to mention Miyamizu Yotsuba who was standing next to Hojo Kyosuke.

The little girl saw it clearly. Her brother Kyosuke didn't look at any map. He just relied on his brain to give directions to Sayaka. He could name all the intersections, passages and shops at will. It was as if he was watching Sayaka walking with his own eyes.

"So strong! I want to play too!"

Yotsuba exclaimed, she also wanted to control Sayaka like this, it was just like playing a computer game, so fun!

If she had Kyosuke's ability, she would definitely instruct Sayaka to get rid of the imperial envoy and leave the ugly guy alone in the station to die alone. It would be best to find a small room that even the station staff didn't know about, trick the imperial envoy into going in and lock him up. Anyway, that guy liked all kinds of supernatural things like UFOs when he was in Itomori, so just tell him that there are ghosts in the station, and he will definitely pounce on it without hesitation like a dog seeing a bone.

The more Yotsuba thought about it, the more excited she became. However, she knew from her sister's stories that Kyousuke had a good relationship with the imperial envoy and would not help the evil... cough, cough, cough -

Otherwise, tell Lady Yukinoshita that all the shrine maidens' costumes can be changed into cat maid costumes in the future, so as to trick her into helping you deal with the imperial envoy, and leave the imperial envoy in Tokyo when Sayaka and the others go home!
Anyway, we are all working on the construction site, so what's the difference between Tokyo and Nara? I heard from my sister that there are special people pouring concrete over in Tokyo Bay, so it's a good time for the imperial envoy to go there.

After Sayaka walked into the tenth store with great interest, the imperial envoy could no longer hold back and shouted:

"That's enough, I'm almost starving. Didn't you say you were hungry before?"

When Sayaka heard this, she became more excited:
"Just now, Hojo-san told me that there's a bento shop over there that sells very fresh seafood bento. How about I go buy one for you? I'll buy you a deluxe version!"

"I don't want to eat a bento!"

The imperial envoy shouted, "We ate bento every day at the construction site, why are we still eating bento in Tokyo? Whoever wants to eat can eat, but he has made up his mind to have a big meal."

"Hehehe~ If you want to experience the bento at Tokyo Station, you can wait until you return. Mitsuha and I have already booked a seat in Ginza, so we can go eat when you come out."

Hojo Kyosuke also said with a smile.

"Gulu——"

Hearing this, Hayaka, who was indeed very hungry, immediately swallowed her saliva in a useless way. She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she seemed to hear the sound of swallowing saliva from the other end of the phone receiver. But when she turned around, she saw that it was her useless boyfriend who was swallowing his saliva.

"Really? Didn't I prepare breakfast for you before?" she muttered in disgust.

The Imperial Envoy stared in disbelief: "Huh? Are miso rice balls bought from a convenience store also called preparations?"

"I have prepared the money!" Sayaka said confidently.

Feeling his sleeve being pulled, Hojo Kyosuke turned his head and saw Yotsuba holding her stomach with one hand, saying pitifully:

"Kyosuke, why don't we go eat first and let Sayaka and the others come find us later. Look, isn't she having a great time shopping? By the way, what are we going to eat today? I don't want to eat ramen today."

When talking about what to eat, the little guy couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

"I always feel that all the delicious food I've eaten in my life is related to Kyousuke-san."

Siye improvised a poem.

"You guy, didn't you just eat the lunch box I prepared for Kyosuke?" Mitsuha asked in disbelief.

Yotsuba waved her hands and said disdainfully:

"What can I do with just a little? I'm a beautiful girl in my prime, and my appetite is as big as my worries. An old lady like you won't understand."

"O-ba-san??"

Veins bulged on Miss Miko's forehead, and she growled in suppressed anger.

"Ohhh, sister, you have forehead wrinkles!!"

Yotsuba exclaimed, raised her index finger and said:

"One, two, three, four... Wow! Four forehead wrinkles. Sister, you have grown beyond time!"

“Ha, ha, ha, ha—”

Mitsuha Miyamizu laughed horribly, and reached out a hand from behind Hojo Kyosuke, accurately grabbing the back of her sister's neck.

Another happy day began for the Miyamizu sisters, and Hojo Kyosuke looked at the harmonious scene with a kind expression.

On the other side, Sayaka heard Mitsuha's roar through the phone, and her shoulders shrank in fear, and she quickly whispered:
"Well, Hojo-san, my boyfriend is really hungry, so I'd rather not go shopping. Please tell me the fastest way to get out of the station."

We can’t walk around any longer. If we keep dawdling, Sanye will beat herself after she beats her sister!

Sayaka has a clear understanding of her good friend's actions.

"It's okay. The restaurant I booked is in Ginza. After dinner, I can go shopping and take a walk to digest the food. The weather is nice today, perfect for a trip."

Hojo Kyosuke's voice was still gentle.

Now, not only Sayaka, who had long been conquered by someone's charm, but even the imperial envoy, who had been suspicious before, had a sharp increase in his favorability towards someone.

This is what we call a home away from home, right? The arrangement is perfect!

On the way here, the two of them discussed how to carefully examine Mitsuha's dream boyfriend, but now they haven't even met him, and Hojo Kyosuke has settled the matter with just one phone call. The humanoid succubus and walking hormones are really worthy of their reputation. (End of this chapter)