Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

"Doesn't the president of Teshigawa Construction want to take advantage of this rare vacation to teach his successor more?"

Miyamizu Yotsuba murmured in confusion, and then she seriously advised her good friend:

"Saayaka, smart people like you and me should understand that a man who avoids work before he even starts will never be a good husband."

"Siguoyi! I didn't expect that you, Yotsuba, know so many truths even though you haven't even been in a relationship before!"

Sayaka Natori believed Yotsuba's words without a doubt. It can only be said that she did not win the girl's love for nothing. If it were anyone else except her, no one would believe that a first-year junior high school girl could give any effective suggestions on issues such as love and life.

"but……"

Mushroom Head was a little hesitant, but after looking at the expressions of her two good friends on the screen, especially Yotsuba's serious look, she still said honestly:

"…But if I come to Tokyo alone and leave the imperial envoy in Nara, he might go out and fool around with the company workers."

Hearing this, Yotsuba perked up and asked in surprise, "Huh? Fool around? What exactly are you doing?"

Just when Mitsuha Miyamizu was about to stop Sayaka from poisoning her younger sister's pure heart, she saw Sayaka on the screen with an embarrassment on her face. This made the shrine maiden feel satisfied, thinking that Sayaka had finally grown up.

"Uh~~Actually, I don't know."

Sayaka said this a little embarrassedly, perhaps because she felt that saying this would seem like deceiving her good friend, so she added:

"But it must be something that people like us who are upright and clear-minded would never even think of."

Yotsuba became excited when she heard the expression and shouted excitedly:
"Wow! Something so bad that I can't even imagine! I really want to see what it is!"

"you do not say……

What on earth are a bunch of men going to do?"

Sayaka sighed and murmured:

“I really don’t understand those boys.”

Mitsuha turned her head away, no longer able to look at her good friend. Sayaka was still an elementary school student after all.

But she became happy again in a moment, thinking that it was good that her sister's friends were idiots like Sayaka and paranoids like Kanoha Sachiko. At least they wouldn't become smart quickly, and she could bully them for a few more years.

As for Yotsuba, she also became confused when she saw her good friend's confused look. However, it was not that she couldn't understand boys, but she didn't know why Sayaka didn't even know such a simple thing. Fortunately, Miyamizu Yotsuba was never a person who would embarrass her friends, and she immediately explained generously:
"The world of boys is actually very simple. You don't need to think about it or understand it."

The confident look of her words attracted Mitsuha's attention. As an older sister, she was eager to understand her sister's understanding of the opposite sex. After all, Yotsuha was about to enter puberty, and she had to teach Yotsuha well on behalf of her mother, otherwise it would be terrible if she became like Sayaka.

Natori Sayaka also showed an eagerness to learn, and Yotsuba was greatly impressed by her serious attitude, so she cleared her throat and began her own speech:

"The world of boys is very simple and can be summed up in two words: 'idiot'."

Siye also gave two examples here, one was a boy who lost his umbrella on a rainy day and went home in the rain, and then took sick leave and didn't come to school. And the other was a boy who ran around in class and knocked down a girl. The two were stupid in different ways, but they were both cheered and applauded by the boys.

After Miyamizu Yotsuba gave these two examples, not only did Sayaka nod repeatedly in agreement, but even Miyamizu Mitsuha seemed to be thinking about something.

After giving two examples, Yotsuba concluded:
"That's how it is. In the world of boys, there is a simple rule that the dumber you are, the more impressive you are. The dumber you do, the easier it is to please others and the more popular you will be in the group. So this group of people becomes dumber and dumber. It's a vicious cycle.

Just like the boy who accidentally knocked the girl down just now, I found that he deliberately knocked others down twice later. "

At this point, Yotsuba was puzzled:
"I don't know if he comes to school to learn knowledge or practice football, or if he thinks of himself as a bowling ball?"

This joke was obviously funny, but Sayaka was too nervous to laugh. She asked anxiously:

"What should the girl do then?"

The naturally intelligent Miyamizu Yotsuba did not disappoint her good friend. She was a genius who had already constructed a complete worldview and outlook on life. This little thing certainly did not bother her. She immediately smiled and said:

"So as a kind girl, all you need to do is say 'what a fool'. For boys, the word 'fool' is equivalent to a medal. The more you say it, the happier they are."

Sayaka nodded repeatedly after hearing this, because she found that what was happening around her was exactly the same as what Yotsuba said.

"Sister Yotsuba, you are so awesome!"

The mushroom-head girl praised happily, and judging from her attitude, it seemed that she was not being sarcastic but rather expressing her genuine admiration.

Yotsuba suddenly felt happier, she liked Sayaka's style, she wouldn't act superior just because she was younger than her.

Such a Hayaka is kind-hearted and cute.

Why would a good girl like her hang out with a clown like the Imperial Envoy? Yotsuba was puzzled, and she hated the monk-head even more.

Sanye said with disgust:

"When you think about it, this is pretty twisted."

Yotsuba nodded, thinking that her silly sister had said something correct for once, but she hoped that her sister would say "the same is true for the imperial envoys." However, to her disappointment, neither her sister nor Sayaka seemed to include the imperial envoys in the boys she was talking about.

But then she remembered that since she first met the imperial envoy, the guy only had two friends, her sister and Sayaka. If she thought about it carefully, maybe the guy wasn't actually a boy!

At least that's the case psychologically!
Thinking of this, Yotsuba immediately became happy and felt that Sayaka and the Imperial Envoy could not be called a couple at all, but should be called sisters.

Miyamizu Mitsuha didn't notice her sister's changing expression, her face was very serious.

Siye's words made her realize that her sister's learning environment was very bad, as there was such a stupid and bad boy in her class.

This is not possible!

The first thing that came to Mitsuha's mind was the appearance of the fashionable trio in Itomori Junior High School. She knew very well what kind of torture it was to have such unfriendly students in the class. And...

If Nozomi hears what Yotsuba said, she will probably think of unhappy things.

Having experienced many things, she knew that not only boys but even the puppy in Kyosuke's house would lose themselves in the sounds of praise.

Just like yesterday morning, Momotaro was holding a big bone in his mouth, and Prince Ka clapped his hands and cheered, "Momotaro is so awesome, he can run so fast with a big bone in his mouth!" Then the stupid puppy held his head high, walked into the pond, and fed the big bone to the fish.

Thinking of this, Sanye said nervously:
"Have you ever been bullied?"

Yotsuba turned around and looked at her sister in surprise, and said with contempt:
"How could a guy like that possibly bully me?"

Seeing her sister's arrogant look, Sanye breathed a sigh of relief. But she was still a little worried, and secretly decided to bring the kendo club members to find Yotsuba to support her when school starts next week. If necessary, she could directly block the boys in Yotsuba's class outside the school and beat them up, or tell her father to find the teacher or the boy's parents.

But then the girl changed her mind and came up with a new idea.

Hmm... I'd better tell this to Kyousuke~~
It's not that I want to throw the trouble to Kyosuke, but I want to spend more time with Kyosuke. It's rare that my sister is so useful, I can't waste her~
Thinking of this, Sanye asked Yotsuba how she dealt with it.

Yotsuba raised her head proudly and said triumphantly:
"After the boy knocked the girl down for the second time, I immediately clapped my hands and asked Xiangye and Sachiko to cheer, praising the boy for his strong body and strength. The boy was really happy, and the other boys immediately started to make a noise. Then I said, even if you are strong, you have to be careful. It's okay if you bump into your classmates, but if you bump into the wall, you will definitely get hurt. And then..."

The little girl shut her mouth at this point, and her little face clearly indicated that she would be told to ask more quickly, otherwise she would not say anything.

Miyamizu Mitsuha curled her lips, then took a round fan from the table and stuffed it into her sister's hand, then complained:
"Now that we don't have a feather fan, you have to make do with it for now."

As expected, Yotsuba fanned herself with satisfaction, but perhaps because the temperature was a little low at night, she only fanned twice and just used the fan as a prop for posing.

"…Then, the other boys followed suit, saying that the boy was an idiot who only dared to bump into girls, and that he would have been injured if he had bumped into the wall."

Sayaka, who was far away in Nara, stared at the screen of her mobile phone. She suddenly found that Yotsuba's eyes were so bright.

Is that the light of wisdom?
She guessed so.

"Like I said, the more you praise them for being stupid, the more stupid they will become. Faced with something that would definitely make everyone call them stupid, the boy couldn't refuse. Before the girl he knocked to the ground could get up, he had already rushed towards the wall of the classroom from five meters away."

"boom--!!"

Yotsuba suddenly screamed, and as expected, Sayaka on the screen jumped up in fright.

"And then what!?" Sayaka asked hurriedly.

"Then the boy knocked himself unconscious and there was a lot of blood on his head."

At this point, the smug expression on Yotsuba's face suddenly disappeared, replaced by a little panic. It was obvious that she was a little scared when she recalled the absurd and bloody scene. But she still managed to say the final summary:

"That boy got what he wanted. Not only did everyone in the class call him an idiot, but even the teacher and his parents thought he was a hopeless idiot. The teacher said that after the boy was sent to the hospital, his parents asked the doctor to help check if there was any problem with his intelligence."

The little girl laughed when she said this:
"Saayaka, sister, you have no idea how funny our homeroom teacher's expression was at that time. She actually said in astonishment, 'xxxx's intelligence is actually normal.' The whole class laughed out loud at that time, but after discussion, everyone felt that the hospital's test must have been wrong. After all, that boy was indeed an idiot."

As expected, the two female college students laughed. Sayaka felt that Yotsuba was indeed a miko and was great at telling stories. She also praised loudly:

"Sister Yotsuba, you are truly amazing! You can actually come up with such a brilliant idea!"

Her attitude was too sincere. When she praised Miyamizu Yotsuba, she did not forget to summarize herself:

"If it were me, I would probably just stay away from him and wouldn't even dare to say he was an idiot. What if I praised him as an idiot and he bumped into me to repay me? That would be too scary!"

Just hearing the story made this guy feel uneasy.

Miyamizu Yotsuba nodded in agreement and said affirmatively:
"Saayaka, you're right. Boys are willing to do anything to get more 'idiots'!"

Sayaka gave Yotsuba a lot of compliments again, and Yotsuba responded very fairly, praising Sayaka for being a cute girl who should stay away from stupid boys. The latter nodded repeatedly.

Miyamizu Mitsuha next to her fell silent after laughing, and the girl's expression was very complicated.

She had originally planned to use her power to bully her younger sister to eliminate future troubles, but suddenly she discovered that her younger sister could solve the troubles that even the college student (Saayaka) was helpless to solve without her help.

But after observing for a while, the goddess of mercy keenly discovered that something was wrong with her sister.

When Sayaka was praising Yotsuba, this guy actually looked a little shy! ?

How is this possible? Based on Mitsuha Miyamizu's understanding of her sister, this girl could even say with confidence that she had promised to give her her ice cream after secretly eating it. How could she be embarrassed because of Sayaka's praise?
After thinking for a while, Sanye said:

"That's amazing! Yotsuba, how did you come up with this idea?"

After saying this, she stared at her sister's face closely, and indeed saw a hint of panic.

"Hmm? Wasn't it you, Sanye, who taught Yotsuba?"

Sayaka wondered.

When Yotsuba heard this, she immediately shouted:

"How is that possible! My sister was laughed at by her classmates in Itomori and she didn't dare to say anything! How could she come up with such a good plan!"

Sayaka retorted: "No, after the Kuchikamizaki ceremony, Mitsuha specifically asked me to remind her the next day that she must take revenge..."

“Ahhhhh, stop it, stop it!”

The miko lady, whose dark history was dug up, immediately shouted and interrupted them. She would be laughed at by her classmates, and she was so angry that she not only reminded Kyosuke in the memo to help her get revenge, but she was also worried that Kyosuke would forget to read the memo, so she asked Sayaka to remind "her" the next day.

I was timid in front of him, but the next day my stand-in punched me hard.

This kind of thing is too shameful. Now that she has grown up, she is embarrassed to think about it. (End of this chapter)