Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Mitsuha Miyamizu was also sleeping on a recliner, her whole body relaxed. Her long legs under her hot pants shone with a warm ivory luster, which was very attractive.

After listening to Kyosuke's words, her expression softened and she said lazily:
"When I first swapped bodies with you, Kyousuke, we suddenly came to a big city like Tokyo. My classmates were either going to try out new coffee shops, or going to karaoke, or they were talking about a long list of streets and stores that I had only seen on TV and in magazines."

"Well... you should be glad that you didn't accept those idiots' invitation to sing, otherwise you would have seen what true cruelty is."

Hojo Kyosuke said with a complicated expression, just as Lady Yukinoshita Yukino said, everyone is imperfect, and if you are willing to accept your shortcomings and work hard to make up for them, you will become a perfect person. Hojo Kyosuke knew that he was a loser who was so tone-deaf that even the system couldn't help him, so his way of making up for it was to never sing.

But the male friends around him... well, this doesn't seem to need to be emphasized, after all, he went to a boys' school in junior high school. Those idiots in the class are so bad at singing, and their singing is not as good as the exhaust pipes, but they are very enthusiastic to invite their friends to sing together every day.

Not long after the school started, because of his noble character, Hojo Kyosuke accidentally agreed to go to karaoke with them, and then he saw what hell was.

Sitting on the sofa in the box, watching Tetsuta Kisaki singing with one foot on the bar, holding the microphone in both hands and looking intoxicated, countless thoughts were intertwined in Hojo Kyosuke's mind.

Is this how the song is sung? Is this song so bad? Why do I remember this song not being like this? Does Xisaki know that he sings badly? Do I actually know how to sing? Why am I sitting here? What am I doing? Who made me suffer this?
It's not just Tetsuta Saki, all his subordinates, none of them can sing well, but they all sing with more style than the other. It's the kind that makes you watch and listen and think, "Maybe... they are singing the original version?"

Then reason will tell you that the singers who can make their debut may be a little different, but their voices will definitely not be so bad.

Just that one time, Hojo Kyosuke rejected all invitations to sing. At the same time, he found a perfect explanation for his subordinates and his own tone-deafness.

"Listening to the sound of exhaust pipes every day, as well as the shouting during kendo practice and daily conversations, has completely destroyed their hearing. This is the main reason why everyone can't sing well."

He said this to Mitsuha.

"..."

Miss Miko turned her head and looked at the boy next to her in disbelief. She couldn't believe that there was such a shameless person in the world.

"I just gave you a last-place score in the grade, and you almost made me fail my final music exam. Have you forgotten this, Kyousuke?"

The girl asked faintly.

"Hey Hey hey!"

Hojo Kyosuke shouted when he heard this:

"What do you mean 'just ranked last in the grade'? Did you know that my math teacher almost got depressed after that test? On the day the results came out, that respectable teacher held me in his office and cried for three hours, saying that he was sorry for me and that he turned a genius like me into an idiot..."

“Ahhhhhh, I don’t want to hear this, I don’t want to hear this, Yamete—!!”

Miyamizu Mitsuha covered her ears with her hands and twisted around on the recliner, refusing to recall the painful past.

"Besides, I passed your music exam. I worked really hard to pass it."

Hojo Kyousuke yelled:

"I dare say that if anyone other than me were in my predicament, it would be impossible for them to be as perfect as I am!"

Think about it, how did he do it? He memorized every pronunciation, tone, rhythm, etc. of that song, and then made a ghost video like... No, he forced a song together like training a virtual singer.

Miyamizu Mitsuha looked at her own body in shock, and said doubtfully:
"... Kyousuke, you know this, right? You must know this, right? If it were anyone other than you, it wouldn't be that difficult. It's just a music exam that anyone who can speak normally can pass! If you don't pass, the teacher will be in a difficult position!"

Hojo Kyosuke opened his mouth, wanting to start a sophistry, but finally closed it in disappointment.

"Your math teacher almost got depressed, but my music teacher thought I had something against her, so she came to the shrine the next night and confessed for the whole day, begging the gods not to punish her."

Someone: “Aba Aba Aba…”

"Actually, I don't really care if my math teacher is depressed or not. Anyway, as a teacher, there will always be some abnormality in some aspects of the profession."

"Actually, I don't really care whether my music teacher repents or not. Anyway, even the Miyamizu Shrine is gone, so she doesn't have to worry about it anymore."

The unscrupulous couple looked at each other, laughed at the same time, and said happily:

"Then let's quibble!" X2
At some point, Mitsuha Miyamizu's hand had passed through the gap in the recliner and was held in Hojo Kyosuke's arms, allowing him to knead her.

"Wait, what were we talking about before?" Miss Miko asked puzzledly.

Hojo Kyosuke blinked and reminded in a low voice: "Saayaka."

"Oh, yes, Sayaka."

Sanye smiled with sudden realization:
"Hahaha, I'm so sorry for always forgetting about Sayaka."

"It's okay, she should be used to it." Hojo Kyosuke comforted.

Although this was true, the girl still felt guilty for saying it so bluntly. So she squeezed someone's hand hard as a punishment, and then she felt better.

Now it was Hojo Kyosuke's turn to be speechless. When it came to covering one's ears and stealing the bell and humiliating Sayaka, the miko was really an expert.

"Anyway, forget about the fashionable and pretty Tokyo girls like Sakura, Nozomi, and Eriri. At that time, I had just seen the prosperity of big cities, and I even thought that the boys in the kendo club were more fashionable than Sayaka."

Mitsuha Miyamizu sighed softly, at least the boys in the class had been to the cafe, but Sayaka had only sat on a bench on the side of the road with the imperial envoy and drank canned coffee.

"…Although what you said is true, it is too rude to Sayaka! Apologize to her immediately!"

Hojo Kyosuke couldn't believe his ears. He seriously suspected that during the body exchange process, Mitsuha's soul was tainted with his shamelessness.

"What?! I didn't say anything bad about Sayaka! It's you who got the wrong idea, Kyousuke!"

The witch lady who had just revealed her true feelings retorted with a red face, and then punched someone in the stomach with her backhand and shouted:

"Apologize, Kyousuke you must apologize to my best friend Sayaka!"

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke was speechless for a while, then lamented:

"I'm sorry, Sayaka. Due to my family's status, I am unable to defend your dignity. Today, Mitsuha is still the champion of the Sayaka-humiliating competition. The only one who can abolish this competition is probably your true friend, Ms. Yotsuha."

"Impossible! As long as I give up the inheritance rights of Miyamizu Shrine in exchange, Yotsuba will definitely cut off this friendship immediately!" Miyamizu Mitsuha said firmly.

Hojo Kyosuke thought about it and felt that the friendship between Yotsuba and Sayaka could never compete with the golden apple of inheriting the shrine.

"You are worthy of being my sister. You understand Yotsuba better than Sanye," he said in admiration.

"Hahahaha~~"

The girl laughed happily.

Apparently, today's joke about Sayaka Yotsuba made both of them very satisfied. Of course, Hojo Kyosuke and Mitsuha Miyamizu could swear to God that they definitely did not mean it.

Joking aside, Hojo Kyosuke can actually understand Mitsuha's feelings. Compared with international metropolises like Tokyo, the countryside of Neon really gives people a feeling of traveling through time and space.

After a while, Mitsuha stopped whispering and said in a low voice: "But after I really separated from Sayaka and the others, I felt that she was actually very cute."

Back in Itomori, they both dreamed of escaping from the boring and backward town, but when they really left the town, they felt that the days that were neither fashionable nor interesting were actually not bad.

Miyamizu Mitsuha understood that what she missed was not the town, but...

"It's not like we'll never see each other again. Why are you so sad? We can see each other tomorrow."

Hojo Kyosuke squeezed Mitsuha's little hand and comforted her:

"If you really miss her that much, I will accompany you to Nara every month, and then..."

"Yada!"

Before Hojo Kyosuke could finish his words, he was interrupted by Mitsuha's shout.

Going back to Nara once a month just to visit Sayaka... If you have that much time, why don't you go somewhere else with Kyosuke to spend some time alone together?
Hmm... As expected, Sayaka is still the cutest in memories.

After sorting out her thoughts, Miss Miko's mood instantly improved and she recovered to full health.

"……I knew it."

Hojo Kyosuke muttered quietly, when they were still exchanging bodies, the only thing that Mitsuha mentioned about Sayaka in the memo on his phone was -

"Ah, the cafe Onitsuka took me to today was really nice, especially the strawberry cake, it was super delicious, it's a pity that Sayaka couldn't have it (playful smiley face with tongue sticking out)"

"Oh my, the latest issue of CANCAM magazine can actually be purchased on the day of release. Sayaka has to wait at least a week before she can buy it, hahahaha (all kinds of messy colorful expressions)"

"Today, Nitro-chan taught me a new eye makeup, but if I do it in Itomori, it will scare the townspeople. What a pity! I wanted to teach it to Sayaka (cheerful little man expression)"

"..."

Well... Hojo Kyosuke can not only feel the friendship of Sayaka to Mitsuha through her body, but also see the friendship of Mitsuha to Sayaka through the memo with his own eyes. He can only say "silly" about the friendship between these two people.

Mitsuha always thinks of Sayaka no matter what she does, but her way of thinking about her is a little unique. As for Sayaka...even if Mitsuha tells her that she is going to hold the town hall hostage tomorrow, she will just say with a sad face, "If I go to jail, I won't get any pudding."

I can only say that she is worthy of being a girl that Yotsuba has regarded as her best friend. She does have a subtle kind of innocence.

"Kyosuke, you probably don't know what Sayaka and the imperial envoy are doing right now, right?"

Sanye decisively skipped the previous topic.

No, I actually know. The imperial envoy entered a specialized school related to architecture, and Sayaka was admitted to a comprehensive university in Nara. It was not a famous school, but it was well-known locally.

God knows how tormented Hojo Kyousuke was when the college entrance examination ended that year. He was looking forward to Mitsuha's departure to Tokyo every day. He was the first to know the result of Mitsuha's estimated score through Mitsuha Ryoma's sister. He was also at the gate when Mitsuha came to Tokyo to take the second entrance examination of Ochanomizu University. He was the first to see the admission notice from the school...

Although he decided not to disturb Mitsuha from preparing for the college entrance exam, he would not do nothing. Of course, he also paid attention to the information of his two friends, Sayaka and the Imperial Envoy.

Well...what if Sayaka cries and shouts that she can't bear to let Mitsuha go to a place as far away as Tokyo, and makes his miko girl soften her heart and stay!
Even though he knew it, he still nodded to indicate that he didn't know.

"Well, but I remember the last time I entered your body three years ago. That day, Yukino, Sayaka, and the imperial envoy were eating dessert and drinking coffee in the pavilion in Yukino's yard..."

"Um?!"

Miyamizu Mitsuha listened and suddenly raised her eyebrows:
"Wait a minute! Are you talking about the coffee beans that Yukino bought specially in Gifu Prefecture!?"

After seeing someone nod, the girl began to wail again:
“Aaaaah, why not me! Drinking authentic hand-ground coffee in Itomori is my biggest wish!”

Hojo Kyosuke smiled, reached out and touched Mitsuha's head, and continued:
"At that time, Sayaka said that her future wish was to open a cafe and entertain me and..."

"It's me!" Sanye emphasized.

"Okay, okay, it's me, it's me, please entertain me and the imperial envoy for free."

Hojo Kyosuke followed suit, then asked in confusion:

"Has she changed her mind now?"

Now it was Sanye's turn to be proud. She smiled and said:
"That was the case at first, but after we moved to Nara, Sayaka discovered that there were coffee shops everywhere. We went to coffee shops every weekend, and after going so many times, she completely forgot about her desire to go to coffee shops. Then when she was in her third year of high school, she suddenly realized that she didn't know what to do in the future, so I suggested that she go to university first and then think about it slowly.

You know, Sayaka listened to me the most, and then we worked hard together. I was admitted to Ochanomizu University, and she was admitted to Nara Prefectural University. "

"..."

I really don’t know about this Hojo Kyosuke. I can only say that she is worthy of being Sayaka. Everyone has a bright future.

"I never thought she could get into college." After thinking about it, he couldn't help but express surprise.

"Ah, this, I asked my father for help."

Sanye said casually. (End of this chapter)