Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

"You...didn't you go shopping with my mom and the others last night? Why do you still have time to do something like this?"

Hojo Kyosuke asked in surprise. According to his understanding of Yukinoshita Yukino, the high-intensity shopping yesterday was a hellish experience for this physically weak girl. In short, Yukinoshita is the dream girl of all boys who hate shopping.

This is not only because she has a clear purpose when buying things and does not procrastinate, but also because her physical strength cannot support such bold words as "Ah, as long as it is just for shopping, it doesn't matter if I walk another 200 kilometers."

"Last night after I got home, Mr. Hiratsuka contacted me and said that the principal hoped that I could help prepare for your celebration. I thought this was a good opportunity to test the results of our Red Team during this period, so I agreed."

Yukinoshita said this lightly, without mentioning that she had been contacting the team members until the early morning last night, and rushed to the school at 5:30 in the morning to coordinate and direct the team.

Originally, this kind of extra work would not be welcomed by the students. Before asking the red team members, Yukinoshita had actually prepared herself to complete all the tasks by herself. But she did not expect that just because she wanted to celebrate for Hojo Kyousuke, the red team members burst into unparalleled enthusiasm and signed up enthusiastically.

When the students on the red team arrived at school early in the morning, they found that the necessary materials had been sorted and stacked in the warehouse, and everyone's division of labor had been listed in detail, so everyone was able to complete such a task in such a short time.

Seeing how hard-working and responsible Yukinoshita Yukino was, every student paid her the highest respect and thought that she must be a super fan of Hojo, otherwise why would she work so hard.

Yukinoshita had no idea what the other members were thinking; she was just very happy.

Looking at the giant cat that replaced the gate of Sobu High School, looking at the students constantly walking into the cat's big mouth, looking at the cat's big yellow eyes, Yukinoshita only felt that her entire chest was filled with great satisfaction.

"Neko..."

The girl squinted her eyes in satisfaction, with one hand on her chest and the other hand touching the giant cat's head in the air, with a perverted expression on her face.

"..."

Hojo Kyosuke was shocked. He originally wanted to say thank you to Yukinoshita for her hard work, but after seeing this situation, he began to doubt the real reason why Yukinoshita took on this difficult job.

If the school asks Yukinoshita to transform the teaching building into the shape of a cat, will this guy also turn the tables and chairs into cat rocking cars?

He began to think that in Yukinoshita Yukino's ideal country, perhaps all the citizens were cats.

"Thank you for your hard work, Assistant Master."

Despite what he was thinking, he still said it with a smile.

In response, Yukinoshita just waved her hand casually, indicating that people should not disturb her while she was petting the cat.

You deserve to be ordered around by Hiratsuka Shizuka!
After complaining in his mind, Hojo Kyosuke walked towards the bloody mouth of the giant cat.

As always, as a young teacher (old workhorse) in the school, Shizuka Hiratsuka was naturally entrusted with all kinds of messy and difficult tasks by the school leaders. But after Yukinoshita Yukino entered the school, Shizuka Hiratsuka seemed to have discovered a new world.

I, Shizuka Hiratsuka, am a young, reliable and beautiful teacher.

You, Yukinoshita Yukino, are a smart and outstanding beautiful high school student.

If you and I join together, won't we be invincible?

The old ox found the donkey that pulls the mill, a match made in heaven.

While he was lost in thought, Hojo Kyosuke looked back.

The black-haired girl's expression was softer than ever before, and she looked at her cat gate with full of doting, which was completely different from her usual meticulous and stern appearance.

So this is... the world kisses you with pain, and you give all your love to cats?

But I have to say, Yukinoshita is incredibly cute at this moment, ten thousand times cuter than that giant cat.

Wait, what if I put on a cat doll costume? Wouldn't I be able to enjoy all the love from Yukinoshita?
Someone was surprised to find that he had found the instruction manual of Yukinoshita, and even many fantasies emerged in his head.

"Meow~ meow, I want to drink Coke!"

The black-haired girl immediately found the Coke and returned, kneeling on one knee and presenting the Coke with both hands.

"Mister Meow, please enjoy."

"Meow meow, I only drink ice cola~"

"But, as for iced drinks..."

"Hmm? Yukinoshita Yukino, are you trying to reject my will, meow?"

"No, no, no! Master Meow, what I mean is, can you let me feed you with my own hands?"

"Well... meow... it's not impossible, but you have to hold me in your arms and feed me."

"Ah! There is actually such a benefit?" The black-haired girl covered her mouth in surprise.

"Meow~"

……

"Meow meow, I feel like the house is too small now. I can't move around at all. I'm almost depressed."

"Miya-sama, may I ask if the thirty-fifth floor tower in Toranomon, Minato Ward is available?"

"Meow~ It's okay~ As a reward, I'll let you touch my head."

"Is it really possible? Ah~~"

The black-haired girl moaned in happiness.

……

"Meow meow, my wallet has been empty recently, and I feel like my heart is empty too. I don't have much to cherish about the world anymore, meow."

"No, Master Meow! Xiaoxue can't leave you! This is the bank card my father gave me. Please use it as you like if you don't mind."

"Nyan... If that's the case, won't your dad be angry, Yukino-chan? After all, this bank card was prepared for his beloved daughter, but it was used by me, nyan."

"Mister Meow! Please don't say that! Father gave me money because he wanted to make me happy, and as for me, Xiaoxue, I am happy as long as I see Master Meow happy. In other words, Father will also be happy when he knows that Master Meow uses his money!"

"Niao~~ I see. Then as a reward, I will allow you to rub your face against my hand."

"Wow~~ meow meow~~ you are so nice to me!"

The black-haired girl was overwhelmed by the huge happiness.

……

"Meow~ Speaking of which, my girlfriends have been quarreling more and more fiercely recently, which is giving me a headache. Xiao Xueno, if you can get them to put aside their quarrels, hold hands and live in harmony, then I will allow you to sleep with me tonight."

Suck...

Hojo Kyosuke couldn't help but suck his saliva. He just felt that his super brain was really too much. Why could a mere fantasy or daydream be so clear and specific?

In every scene, Yukinoshita is serving him in different costumes. He is wearing a cat doll costume, while Yukinoshita is wearing an office lady uniform, a maid costume, a kimono...

Unfortunately, all of this was just a fantasy of the super brain. He would never do such a shameless thing. Really, how could he take advantage of Yukinoshita's love for cats to do such a thing? It's such a cute and adorable thing. Not only did he not care for her, but he also wanted to defile her. It's really too much.

Wait! If that day really comes, can I go to the Service Club and ask Yukinoshita to solve everything? !

Hojo Kyosuke's eyes suddenly widened.

Hiratsuka Shizuka can command this service club, but I, Hojo Kyosuke, can't?

Just as a certain shameless person was about to think about it carefully, a cheer came from the front. Under the bloody cat's mouth, a large group of school seniors headed by the principal were standing there and applauding vigorously.

Hojo Kyosuke had a very good impression of this principal, not because he gave him the highest level full scholarship, nor because he gave the kendo club a brand new activity room, nor because he... In short, this principal was just very good!

The principal, with a beer belly that is typical of a big shot, was standing at the door. As soon as he saw Hojo Kyosuke, he held his hands with both hands, and then gave him a series of extremely disgusting and even vulgar compliments, which made Shizuka Hiratsuka's expression next to him collapse.

Principal Okawa Daito has no sense of presence at ordinary times. He only appears when giving benefits to Hojo Kyosuke. He is the best tool among tools.

For such a good leader, Hojo Kyosuke naturally would not be stingy with his smile. He also said some good words very enthusiastically and promised to praise Principal Okawa's excellence when meeting with the school directors. By the way, he also mentioned that he had just had dinner with Congressman Yukinoshita last night.

All the guests were in great joy for a moment. If it had not been for the upcoming class time, this comedy between teacher and student would have continued.

Finally, Hojo Kyosuke turned around.

The beautiful girl with cascading black hair was still standing outside the school gate, while all the students had already entered the school.

She was the only one standing there, slender and lonely.

But that was how others saw her. Hojo Kyosuke could see from the gentle smile on her face that she was happy and fulfilled in her own world.

After thinking for a while, he pulled Principal Okawa and said with a smile:

"I think this cat gate is very cute and festive. When the school directors see it during the sports festival, they will probably think of the school's happy events this year."

Dachuan Dadeng understood the meaning of the string and immediately said loudly:

"This was painstakingly completed by Hiratsuka-sensei and Yukinoshita-san. I had intended to keep it for a while longer so that the students could experience Hojo-kun's talent more."

The teacher and the student smiled at each other and felt a sense of mutual appreciation.

When Hojo Kyosuke arrived at the classroom door, the students who were gathered behind him finally dispersed.

Looking at the closed door, Hojo Kyosuke was actually a little nervous and scared for a moment.

After all, there is not only the entertainer Sakura, but also a naming genius like Zaimokuza Yoshiteru, a stuffy man like Hikigaya Hachiman, and his good subordinates who always want to have a big party.

Taking a deep breath, he finally opened the door.

"Crack! Crack!"

More than a dozen hand-pulled fireworks exploded at the same time. Although they were the smallest ones, Hojo Kyosuke was instantly covered with ribbons and sequins.

"Ordinary people work hard for such an award, sitting in the audience countless times lifting others in the spotlight, feeling lost."

Passionate chanting continued, and the students of Class F of Grade 1 excitedly said all kinds of congratulations.

"As for him, the Mystery Association Award was not given to him to recognize his talent and achievements, but because they were afraid that if the name of the Mystery Association Award did not appear in his legend, others would think that the Mystery Association was nothing special."

"His talent is like the clouds in the sky and the spring wind, endless and omnipresent!"

"A piece of paper and a pen, all he needs to do is write, and we will come to praise him."

"he……"

“Zaimokuza——!!”

Hojo Kyosuke yelled.

The fat man who was standing on the chair and swinging his windbreaker excitedly was startled and stood at attention quickly.

"Here!" he answered loudly.

"Shut up, sit down, and get into learning mode in one second!"

"As ordered!"

Mihashi Ryoma took one look at his elder brother's expression and said quickly:
"The latte art was prepared by Xisaki!"

Kisaki, who was originally smiling, had his expression frozen. He really wanted to say that it was Yamauchi Sakura who gave the orders, but he didn't dare.

Seeing the atmosphere suddenly cool down, Hojo Kyosuke quickly smiled and responded to his classmates' congratulations with a loud laugh.

He just couldn't stand Zaimokuza's talent, but he didn't want to let his classmate down.

The students who got the response became even more excited, and they all crowded up to ask for autographs. Hojo Kyousuke was surprised to find that the book Yuigahama Yui was holding was the new book published by the publisher, the Mystery Association Award Edition.

His latest glory was clearly written on the book jacket: the 68th Neon Mystery Association Award, and its adaptation into a Hollywood blockbuster.

Well, such a fast speed means that they have been prepared in advance. The publishing house should not have too much confidence in Hojo Kyosuke.

Naturally, he would not be stingy with his smile for such a lovely reader, and he wrote a beautiful string of big characters "I wish Yuigahama-san good health and all the best", written entirely in Chinese, which was in line with his identity as a cultured person.

Fans who got his autographs in the past would often use this to provoke other writers, saying that he was very knowledgeable or something like that.

The revelry in the classroom did not subside until the bell rang. According to the class's arrangement, the morning reading today was to learn English, but the excited students were obviously not interested in learning, and were all playing with their phones quietly. They were either showing off their interactions with Hojo Kyousuke on various SNS platforms, or chatting with friends from other schools, the content of which was also showing off.

Well, I have become a popular check-in spot. Someone had an epiphany.

Nowadays, as long as there is a tag related to Hojo Kyosuke on the Internet, it will immediately gain huge traffic and attention. Many people can see the dynamics of Sobu High School students at the first time.

Countless netizens expressed their envy, high school students clamored to transfer to Sobu High School, junior high school students were determined to be admitted to Sobu High School, elementary school students dreamed of being able to understand Hojo Sensei's masterpiece, and people in society wanted to return to high school to start over.

The school was temporarily calm, but the storm outside was just beginning to rage.

Just as the newcomer Kobayashi of Tokyo Sports said, today any newspaper or magazine without Hojo Kyosuke will definitely see a big drop in sales. After all, there are only so many people who will buy these publications, and those who buy his will naturally not buy yours.

In the Sankei Shimbun, the critic Motohiro Matsumoto, who had previously madly condemned Hojo Kyosuke, is now singing praises and pouring out compliments like they are free.

In the Asahi Shimbun, the Tokyo University professor who has a keen eye for heroes, Jiraiya Futami, proudly recounts the story he and Hojo Kyosuke have to tell. (End of this chapter)