Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Hojo Kyosuke woke up, and before he knew what year it was, he opened the curtains and saw that the yard was already bustling. The familiar white round table was set up again, and his mother was sitting at the table. Girls in two different school uniforms were eating breakfast together. If you didn't know, you would think it was a scene from the Great Ying Empire's rule manor.

He slept in bed until three in the morning. He took out the big gold watch and looked at it again and again. It was a strange feeling of satisfaction to hold such a small thing with high density in hand. This is still an ordinary metal watch. What would it feel like if it was replaced with pure gold? This made him look forward to the big gold watch promised by Chief Inspector Takenaka.

But he would not go. At most, he would collect the big gold watches of his subordinates who were admitted to the University of Tokyo and joined the Metropolitan Police Department, and then hang them on the wall one by one. When the unfilial son in the family gets into trouble outside in the future, he will pick a watch from the wall and hand it to his son, telling him to go find Uncle xx.

Just thinking about it gives me the feeling of being a behind-the-scenes boss, which is pretty cool. Well, I have to let Xisaki work hard from now on!

He thought randomly. Although he had only slept for more than four hours, he was in very good spirits. He was fully refreshed after a simple wash. He put on a clean school uniform and smelled the faint fragrance on the collar. He felt satisfied. Although everyone's clothes were washed in the washing machine, his clothes were personally thrown into the washing machine and ironed by a beautiful girl. They were completely different from those of ordinary high school students.

If those stupid boys in school get a girl's scent on them, they will be questioned by their friends. At this time, even if the scent was only picked up when they were moving things together, the despicable boys will definitely pretend to be guilty to satisfy their vanity.

In Neon High School, the most direct way to signal to classmates and friends that you have a girlfriend is by wearing different clothes, in addition to the standard heart-shaped lunch box. Although they are all school uniforms, you can really tell the difference at a glance.

Just like Hojo Kyosuke, a hot topic of discussion in their class F every day is: Who washed the school uniform that Hojo wore today?
Facing the curiosity of her classmates, Yamauchi Sakura always smiled but said nothing. She would not say that even her ironing was done by others. Only Naoko would occasionally blush and raise her hand to claim Kyousuke-kun for that day.

The moment he opened the door, it was like stepping into another world. The laughter in the living room, the sound of the wind in the courtyard, and the warmth of the sun all came at once and pulled Hojo Kyosuke into the real world.

Holding the mahogany railing, looking at Yukino Momoka who was sitting on the sofa in the living room drinking milk, Hojo Kyosuke raised his hand and was about to speak, but Naoka, who was sitting on another sofa, spoke first.

"Kyosuke, hurry up and wake Eriri up. If she continues to sleep, she'll get sick again today."

"Hmm? Eriri isn't awake yet?"

Hojo Kyosuke was surprised. He thought he was the last one to get up, but he didn't expect there was another person who was so lazy in bed?
Didn’t this guy go to bed several hours earlier than me yesterday?

"Got it. I'll wake her up."

After saying that, he said hello to Yukino and the others and turned back. Although he promised Eriri not to ask her to eat breakfast last night, if he really let her sleep and skip classes, this guy would have to pretend to be sick in school, and he would be the one to be blamed when he came back.

After knocking twice politely, Hojo Kyosuke unlocked the door and walked in. The residents of Ruyi Dormitory usually did not lock their doors unless there were special circumstances.

The lights in the room were actually on. Hojo Kyosuke subconsciously questioned his own super brain. After all, he remembered that he had turned off the lights last night. But the next second, the scanning eye had cleared the super brain of the grievances.

On the large desk, a digital screen supported by a gantry arm was displaying a completed painting.

Hojo Kyosuke's entry did not wake up Eriri. The guy was still sleeping soundly without feeling anything, with his two smooth white legs sandwiched between the quilt, sleeping very contentedly.

He walked over and glanced at the screen, and his expression instantly became tense.

The above is the masterpiece that the super talented beautiful girl painter Eriri painted in the middle of the night - "Hojo Kyosuke licks Eriri's feet". Of course, this is the name Eriri set for the file. Hojo Kyosuke grabbed the mouse without thinking and changed it to "Eriri and Hojo Kyosuke lick each other's feet".

After making the changes, he saved the file and turned off all devices before he squatted down beside Eriri's bed.

huh-huh-

He blew gently, blowing all of Eriri's messy golden hair onto her face. Even in her sleep, the girl's delicate little ears were gradually dyed crimson by the air he blew.

"Um~~Don't..."

The girl in her sleep made a sound like she was talking in her sleep. Hojo Kyousuke put on a sly smile and was about to continue blowing when he heard Eriri continue to say:
"Don't just lick your thumb, lick the others too~~"

"..."

The expression on someone's face disappeared in an instant. He stood up without saying a word, ran downstairs quickly and found the "biological defense line" who was playing with his sister, and returned to Eriri's room again.

"Open your mouth!"

"嘤嘤嘤~~ (Aniki, I won't lick your feet if they're not yours!)"

Momotaro refused firmly, and looked at his boss seriously with his small green bean-like eyes.

Hojo Kyosuke frowned and hesitated for two seconds, thinking that it was indeed not appropriate to use Momotaro to tease Eriri. After all, he would have to... cough, cough, cough...

When he was in Itomori, he cooked and ate all the small fish that pecked at Xue Ye's feet in the lake.

You can't eat Momotaro too, right?
He looked at the stupid dog in his hand. Although it was completely unqualified as a "biological defense line", it was very good as an atmosphere group. Eriri would be very sad to lose this singing friend, right?
"Go ahead and tell Yukino to heat up Eriri's milk."

He put the stupid dog on the ground, greeted it, and then kicked it away.

The furry puppy rolled five or six times in the corridor before it stopped. It was so fat from eating that it looked like a ball.

Hojo Kyosuke stopped blowing. He came to the end of the bed and carefully grasped Eriri's left foot, first grabbing the little toe, then the next one. He controlled the strength and pretended to bite it.

As expected, the idiot who was still dreaming fell for it, and she began to cry and beg for mercy:

"You bastard, I only allow you to lick it, I didn't promise to let you eat it."

She sobbed and became sadder and sadder. At a certain moment, it seemed that she had broken some kind of boundary and was awakened by her own words.

After waking up, the blonde idiot still had fear on her face. She subconsciously wanted to grab her feet to check if her precious toes were still there, but when she exerted force with her thighs, she failed to lift her feet as she wished.

"what!"

The idiot was so scared that he sat up instantly, and then saw someone squatting at the end of the bed.

"Ahhhh-"

The not-so-stupid idiot instantly understood what was going on, so naturally he became furious and grabbed a pillow and hit him.

"Hahahahaha~~"

Someone raised his hand to block it, and started scratching the soles of Eriri's feet with a playful look. In less than a second, the girl lost all her strength, and in the next two seconds she began to beg for mercy in tears.

So, after only sleeping for more than three hours, Yinglili suddenly became as energetic as if she had run 500 meters.

In fact, when seeing Eriri's painting, Hojo Kyosuke guessed that this guy must have stayed up late last night, and he hesitated for two seconds whether to let Eriri continue to sleep. But after thinking about it, he felt that with this guy's personality, he would definitely show off in school today...

She could say some humble words to her friends who were also young ladies, or simply bring her big gold watch to school to show off.

Miss Spencer never cares about the family background of her friends, because none of them are as good as her anyway. However, those friends are indispensable for her to maintain the mask of a young lady.

In fact, Hojo Kyosuke knew that although Miss Eriri's face was fake, the friends she made in school were all true friends. After all, with this guy's personality, it's really hard for people not to like him. Those girls with powerful families may be a little realistic, but the halo on them is as big as the difference between tungsten lamp and the sun in front of Eriri. Once these bad things are put aside, Eriri is a noble and approachable super perfect lady. No one will dislike her.

Besides, Eriri also manages her own personal website. With her personality, she will definitely be online intensively today. Hojo Kyousuke once secretly observed that when Eriri saw the admiration and praise of her fans on the website, she would be so happy that her feet would straighten up, and all five toes would be spread out, as if she said, "I'm fine."

This guy is just so satisfying.

After playing around for a while, Hojo Kyosuke said with a smile:

"If you don't get up, you're going to be late. Everyone get up."

This was a deadly blow to Eriri. Whether it was being late or lying in bed in front of everyone, this idiot could not accept it. Although she could not pretend to be a big lady in front of Aunt Mikiko in their daily life, her true nature had been exposed, but she still did not want to be nicknamed the king of lying in bed.

"you!"

The girl stood on the bed, raised her right hand and pointed at Hojo Kyousuke, commanding from a high position:

"Go back to your room immediately and sleep for another five minutes!"

As long as I have someone to take the blame for me, I will no longer be a bed-slacker!
The extremely intelligent princess was a little proud. After all, not everyone could be as smart as she was.

"But I've already gone downstairs..."

"..."

Ying Lili's brain was working like crazy:
"Just say you were sleepwalking!"

After she finished speaking, she probably knew that what she said was untenable, so she said viciously: "I don't care, I'll go downstairs first anyway!"

Hojo Kyosuke nodded perfunctorily, but couldn't help but sigh in his heart that being short is a good thing. He can still jump on the trampoline on the bed even in high school.

But it was fortunate that it was his big villa. If it was a normal small house, even someone as tall as Eriri would have to touch the ceiling when standing on the bed. Of course, Eriri's luxurious mansion was also a wealthy family, and the green curtains were taller than the ceilings of ordinary houses.

The girl standing majestically on the bed had no idea what someone was thinking. Although her golden hair was messy, she was still extraordinarily beautiful. This girl was truly impeccable and perfect, with not a single part of her being unrefined.

Hojo Kyosuke looked at her and his eyes slowly softened.

"Come sit down and I'll comb your hair."

He stretched out his hand. Will our daughter be as cute as her in the future?

Ok?
Ying Lili looked at the stupid clerk with some suspicion, not knowing why this guy had such a strange look in his eyes.

Although it was strange, she still put her little hand in Kyousuke's big hand, got off the bed, and sat down in front of the desk...

! ! ?

and many more!

Did I turn off my computer last night?!
Ying Lili was startled and turned around suddenly. She was relieved when she saw that the digital screen was dark.

so far so good.

"What are you looking at! As a painter, the first thing I do when I wake up every day is to check my tools!"

She gave him a scolding in a fierce and stern voice to cover up her guilty conscience.

There is no dressing table in Eriri's room because she never wears makeup...

That is to say, she needed to pretend to have gotten up early today, otherwise she would have walked downstairs sleepily in her nightgown, sat on the sofa with her eyes closed, drank hot milk handed to her by someone, and had her hair combed by someone.

In short, she finished preparing to go out in a daze. She only needed to slowly wake up while eating breakfast, and then sleepwalk back to the room to change into school uniform. This was not an easy task, and she had to try her best to restrain herself from falling asleep again!
After changing into her school uniform and washing her face, the girl finally woke up. She went back to the living room, checked which kind person had combed her hair, and then thanked him with gratitude.

As for hot milk?
Is there any need to ask? She won't drink milk that is not from chores!

The girl sat obediently on the chair, her two little hands even placed neatly on her knees, her golden hair draped behind her back, her whole body was as delicate as a doll, so beautiful that it seemed unreal.

Hojo Kyosuke's hair-combing skills are no longer ordinary. In just a few strokes, he straightened Eriri's messy hair and tied her into two ponytails.

"What are you doing? I still need to change my clothes. My braids will get messy again."

Eriri complained but didn't undo her ponytail.

"Hurry up, I'll wait for you downstairs."

Hojo Kyosuke walked out of the door with a smile and came downstairs. There was no one in the living room and everyone was basking in the sun in the courtyard.

"Here he comes, isn't this our great writer~~"

Hojo Mikiko giggled, and Nishimiya Yaeko, who was sitting next to her, also laughed happily.

Sakura, Yukino, and Nozomi were also smiling. The two little ones, Yotsuba and Yuzuru, were already running towards Hojo Kyosuke in a friendly manner.

Only the little one, Prince Jia, didn't laugh. The little girl ran towards her onii-chan with a look of grievance on her face.

"a!"

The little one cried out loudly, and Hojo Kyosuke, who had two pendants hanging on both sides, immediately squatted down with a distressed look on his face and hugged his sister.

"What's wrong? Tell me what happened?" he asked anxiously.

The little girl's mouth pursed and she burst into tears:
"Niu Niu, my Niu Niu, oh Ji-chan killed Jia Shizi's cow!"

"what?"

Hojo Kyosuke looked puzzled, while Yuzuru and Yotsuba beside him were already laughing out loud. The two good sisters didn't let Kyosuke wait any longer and handed the phone to him.

"Bungo's Beef! You eat beef, but you absorb spiritual energy!"

When such news appeared in front of Hojo Kyosuke, he also understood why his sister was crying.

……

His cute and well-behaved sister had said before that she wanted to raise a cow to give to her brother who lived alone, because she felt that it was too pitiful for her brother to not be able to see Prince Jia for such a long time.

But...

In fact, all the cows in the house look the same, and Prince Jia can't actually tell which one is the one she raises specifically.

But the report happened to say "Bungo's Cow", so the girl naturally thought that it was the cow she raised specifically for her brother.

"What, wow, Oh Ji-chan killed Kashiko's cow, which Kashiko raised for his brother...wawawa——"

The little girl cried even more sadly.

Hojo Kyosuke subconsciously looked to the side, then nodded with relief.

Well, Sakura is recording the video.

Don't miss this cute moment of a silly kid, keep it as a souvenir~~(End of this chapter)