This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 83 The joys and sorrows of humans and ghosts are not the same!

"........."

Ma Long, who followed Xu Yang into the bathroom again, couldn't help being stunned when he saw this scene, and couldn't help changing his mind: "Old Xu's mental state is wrong... why do I feel that he is very excited when he sees ghosts?" ?”

I don't want to pay it back.

Thinking of this, Ma Long shuddered even more!
"Is there something wrong with Lao Xu's sexual orientation?"

"Or like *ghosts...and *come out mentally ill?"

"And every time I follow Lao Xu, I can bump into Xie... Is this bastard reincarnated?"

Ma Long secretly made up his mind that he must spend less time with Xu Yang at night.

Look at Xu Yang again.

He knocked on the mirror and said some words to scare the ghost, but... things didn't work out as expected, the female ghost in the mirror didn't show up, and he didn't even provide Xu Yang with any "merit points".

Xu Yang's face turned cold, he took out the ink fountain, dipped it in cinnabar ink, and drew around the mirror on the spot.

"Old Xu, what are you doing?"

Malone was puzzled.

Xu Yang said: "That female ghost is now hiding in the mirror... In this way, she will not be able to leave the mirror...By the way, Brother Long, you can find the waiter."

Malone left the bathroom and soon called a waiter.

"Find me a piece of black cloth...and then help me take this mirror down."

After hearing Xu Yang's request, the waiters were all dumbfounded.

He has also been in the service industry for several years, but this is the first time he has seen him go to the bathroom of the club to pick up mirrors.

"Sorry, sir...although a mirror is not worth much, but it is the property of the club after all, we will make all the regulations... good boss, I will do it now!"

Before he could finish his sentence, he saw Xu Yang took out a few red banknotes. After a rough look, they were at least 800 yuan. He immediately smiled, took the money and ran out.

soon.

The waiter came with a pair of pliers and a black cloth.

He carefully pulled out the nails that fixed the mirror, took off the mirror, covered it with a black cloth and handed it to Xu Yang.

Xu Yang put on the mirror and greeted him, "Go, Brother Long, go home."

Ma Long: "..."

Why don't you go home, the wine hasn't been finished yet, and the large table of fruit plates and barbecues I ordered haven't been eaten yet.

just.

When he saw Xu Yang holding the mirror as if he was holding a baby, Ma Long swallowed his words again.

"It seems that Lao Xu really has a mental problem..."

"That's all."

"He is a Taoist priest, so he must know ghosts better than me. He is willing to be Ning Caichen, so let him go..."

Out of the clubhouse.

Ma Long took a taxi home by himself, while Xu Yang returned to the funeral shop full of excitement.

As soon as they arrived at the store, Yang Yin and Liu Shishi looked over at the same time.

To be precise, he looked at the mirror in Xu Yang's hand.

As a ghost.

They are very sensitive to Yin Qi, especially Liu Shishi. Even if the mirror is covered with a black cloth, it can't hinder her sight. In her pupils, a ghost of a woman with blood on her body is reflected.

For a while, the temperature seemed to drop a few degrees.

Xu Yang quickly explained: "Shishi, don't get me wrong... This time is different from before. I brought this female ghost back to transcend her."

Liu Shishi swiped the short video on her mobile phone and said, "This is your home, what you want to do is your freedom."

As for Yang Yin, she lowered her head and did not speak.

She understood what the "before" in Master Xu's mouth referred to, and felt a little guilty for a while.

But Xu Yang was stunned for a moment.

Yes!

this is my house.

Whom I bring back is not my freedom?
But why, there is a feeling of guilty conscience and bringing mistress into the door?

"Could it be... I'm interested in Shishi?"

"From the bottom of my heart, I think that Shishi is the mistress of this family?"

"and many more……"

Xu Yang shook his head violently, and said in amazement: "Why did I have such an idea, Shishi is a ghost, and she is not a human... But then again, there is nothing wrong with ghosts, at worst, just learn from Ning Caichen... Or What kind of magic tricks are there?"

He thought for a while, and went into the bedroom.

After straightening the mirror and placing it, he took out a few Dao talismans and placed them around the mirror.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +10."

A system prompt sounded suddenly.

The female ghost in the mirror still didn't appear, but Xu Yang's actions scared her!
For ghosts, Dao talismans are more terrifying than guns!
Just imagine.

Someone is around your house, full of guns, and the black hole is aimed at you, are you afraid?
The joys and sorrows of humans and ghosts are not the same...

At this moment, the female ghost in the mirror was trembling.

But Xu Yang's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Little baby, since you know you're afraid, why don't you show yourself?"

talking.

Another Dao talisman was posted.

hum!
Inside the mirror, Yin Qi rolled.

A ghost image flew out suddenly, Xu Yang had sharp eyes and quick hands, and slapped the ghost image back into the mirror, and said with a sneer: "A mere evil ghost, who is not even a B-level, dares to attack the Taoist master!" ?”

His tongue burst into spring thunder, and he chanted the golden light mantra.

The next moment, golden light burst out from his body, and the golden light was reflected on the mirror, causing the tumbling Yin Qi in the mirror to writhe in pain, and wisps of black smoke came out.

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

Inside the mirror, a begging voice came out: "Master, spare your life."

Immediately afterwards, a ghost image emerged from the mirror.

It was a young woman, she couldn't say how good-looking she was, and she had a few blood holes on her body, blood was constantly oozing out.

Xu Yang put away the golden light spell, and said with a smile: "It's okay to let me spare my life, you have to play a game with me... If you lose, you will be punished!"

Obviously.

The last time he played games with four female ghosts in the ruined temple, Xu Yang got a taste of the sweetness.

The female ghost in the mirror was stunned.

this person……

I'm afraid it's not a brain disease, right?

Playing games with a ghost? ? ?
And he has become a ghost, why is he not afraid of himself?
Feeling the pressure brought by the Dao Talismans around the mirror, the female ghost could only respond and asked, "Master, what game are you playing?"

hide and seek?
It doesn't seem very good.

In case Liu Shishi gets mad, she will eat the little ghost in one bite.

Xu Yang thought for a while and said, "Let's play rock-paper-scissors. As for the punishment... we'll talk about it later."

Female ghost: "..."

She said: "Master, let's punish us first... Otherwise, whoever loses will take off a piece of clothing?"

"Tunima!"

Xu Yang was furious: "I just said that you will be punished if you lose, and Daoist, if I lose, I will lose... What can you do against me?"

"Come and play!"

"hurry up!"

Xu Yang faced the mirror, and a stone came out.

The female ghost in the mirror was stunned for a moment, and silently made a "cloth".

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

With a dark face, Xu Yang flipped his hand and took out the hammer, and knocked it on the corner of the mirror.

Click!

The corner of the mirror was directly smashed into pieces.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits and virtues will be +10."

In the mirror, the female ghost trembled, not daring to play tricks anymore.

Next, one person and one ghost continued to play "rock, paper, scissors". It was a fright.

soon.

The mirror shattered into little pieces.

The female ghost hid in one of the small fragments, sobbing: "Master...can we stop playing? I'm afraid...I want to find my mother."

Snapped!
Xu Yang smashed the small fragments, and the female ghost flew out as a wisp of Yin Qi.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +1."

Listening to the system notification sound next to his ears, Xu Yang understood that... this female ghost was almost exhausted by him, so he put away the hammer and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, Daoist, I'm a good person... I just saw you You are lonely, trapped in the mirror, I am afraid that you will be lonely, so I just play games with you."

Female ghost: "..."

I'm so sleepy!

Didn't you trap me in the mirror?

At this moment, Xu Yang's image in the female ghost's heart has become fierce and fierce. She dare not say anything, but can only say: "Then I thank you."

"Efforts with a little effort, what's the point?"

Xu Yang waved his hand and asked, "You just said you wanted to see your mother?"

The female ghost choked with sobs and spoke slowly.

"I was ignorant before, I had an argument with my mother and ran away from home..."

"As a result, he died unexpectedly."

"Before I die, the thing I most want to do is to meet my mother and say sorry to her personally."

Xu Yang was a little stunned.

The formation of ghosts and ghosts mostly depends on obsession or resentment.

He originally thought that this female ghost was transformed by resentment because she was stabbed to death, but he didn't feel much resentment from her before... Now it seems that she is not harboring resentment, but persistence read.

This female ghost did not harm anyone, it was enough to frighten her to earn her merits, and it would be too much to physically transcend her.

Xu Yang pondered for a few seconds and asked, "Where is your home?"

The female ghost reported an address.

Her family lives in Jinji Town, a small town under the jurisdiction of Wucheng, which is about 10 minutes' drive from Wucheng.

"I can take you home and let you meet your mother."

Xu Yang said: "But you should know that you are no longer human...so, when the time comes, you can only enter your mother's dream and meet her in her dream."

"Really?"

The female ghost was overjoyed, thanked her repeatedly, and followed Xu Yang out of the bedroom.

After greeting Liu Shishi and Yang Yin, Xu Yang went downstairs, got in the car, and sent the female ghost downstairs to her house.

She flew into the building and disappeared.

After about an hour...

The female ghost landed in front of Xu Yang, and bowed deeply to Xu Yang: "Thank you, Master."

Then, the figure gradually became unreal.

Indistinctly, a portal seemed to appear.

The figure of the female ghost plunged into that portal.

Xu Yang looked at that portal, and couldn't help frowning: "People from the Lingguan Bureau and Shishi all said that the road to Yin and Yang is cut off... This is also the main reason why there are so many evil spirits in the world."

"But since the road to the world has been cut off, what is this?"

"Or……"

"With the revival of spiritual energy, the road of Yin and Yang... is continuing?"

He drove the car, thinking wildly all the way, back and forth, when he was about to reach the funeral shop, suddenly a figure appeared from the side of the road suddenly.

The man held Hua Zi in his mouth, waved his hand, greeted him, and called, "Xiao Xu..."

then……

boom!
Xu Yang came back to his senses, slammed on the brakes, and jumped out of the car, only to see the man lying seven or eight meters away, ouch, ouch, yelling non-stop: "Xu Yang, I'm going to fuck you...are you Do you want to kill me, sir?"

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　PS: I saw some book friends said that at the beginning, the antigen could not be positive, but I did it again today, and it was positive. My daughter-in-law also has symptoms today. I will write another chapter after I wait for my wife and children to fall asleep. Later, everyone will watch tomorrow.

　
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