This shit can't stand it anymore

Chapter 159 The fastest face slap in history! (First update, please subscribe)
Above the nine heavens, the wind is fierce.

Ancestor Hongyun turned into a red light and moved extremely fast, leaping over countless mountains and rivers in just a split second.

It's just that the speed of the chaser behind him is faster than him.

But in a short while, he has already chased to Zuo Jin.

Patriarch Hongyun was about to use the method of clone to scatter and hide in all directions, but a warning sign suddenly appeared in his heart.

He stopped walking without hesitation and revealed his real body.

At the same time, a majestic palace with bright green light descended from the sky and landed directly in front of him.

Patriarch Hongyun yelled "It's dangerous", if he hadn't stopped just now, he would have been crushed by that palace.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help frowning slightly.

Although he has a gentle temperament and a good temper, he is not the type to be bullied!

At this time, the golden light that was chasing after him gradually faded away, revealing a graceful and luxurious figure of a middle-aged man.

He was dressed in a green Taoist robe and a purple gold crown on his head. He had an evil and handsome face, two slender eyebrows flew into the temples, and a beard grew under his chin. He looked graceful and luxurious, with an extraordinary bearing.

Especially the golden light blooming above his head, and there are several treasures ups and downs in the golden light.

There are treasure vases of the great way, treasure seals of Yin and Yang, a majestic heavenly palace, and a tiny golden flying sword...

"Red Cloud!"

As soon as the middle-aged Taoist appeared, he shouted angrily: "If you escape to the ends of the earth, you must give me an explanation!"

Looking at the middle-aged Taoist, most of the anger in Hongyun Patriarch's heart dissipated immediately, and he said with a wry smile: "Why do fellow Taoist Kunpeng pursue him so closely?
After all, it was just a futon, fellow Taoists have been chasing the poor for hundreds of years... No matter how big the resentment is, it should dissipate by now, right? "

"How dare you say it!"

Ancestor Kunpeng spit fire in his eyes, and said angrily, "Is that about a futon? That's a saint's disciple! That's a Taoist disciple!

It's all right for you to give up the futon to Na Zhunti, why bother to drag me to give up the futon to Jieyin?

If it weren't for you, I would already be a registered disciple of the Taoist ancestor now! "

Hearing the other party's voice getting louder and his anger getting higher and higher, Patriarch Hongyun couldn't help but a look of shame flashed across his face, and said apologetically, "It's true that I didn't think well about persuading fellow Taoists to give up their seats, but at that time I also I don't know that futon has other meanings.

I just saw the two of them coming all the way from the barren land ravaged by demons, and I was moved by their heart towards the Tao, so I..."

Speaking of this, he also knew that he was wrong, looked at the ancestor Kunpeng and said: "Poverty Daoist would like to give two top-grade innate spiritual roots to fellow daoists as a gift of apology, and it is also to end the cause and effect... Fellow daoists think how?"

"Two high-grade spiritual roots just want to send me away?"

The ancestor Kunpeng snorted indifferently, but the anger in his eyes dissipated a little.

He pondered for a while, looked at Patriarch Hongyun and said, "If you really want to settle the karma with me, then give me the primordial purple energy bestowed on you by the sage, and then the debt between us will be written off!"

"Hongmeng Purple Qi?"

Patriarch Hongyun was stunned for a moment, "Isn't that something that Daozu's disciples have? How could I have that treasure?"

"You still dare to pretend to be garlic?"

Ancestor Kunpeng said angrily: "When the sage distributed the Primordial Purple Qi to his disciples that day, he personally said that the Primal Purple Qi is the evolution of the Dao, and there are only seven paths in total!
In addition to Sanqing, Nuwa and Xixi who each obtained a piece of Primordial Purple Qi, there is also a piece of Primordial Purple Qi scattered in the air, allowing them to choose their own master..."

"That's right." Hongyun Patriarch nodded, and sighed softly: "There were more than three thousand people in Zixiao Palace that day. I don't know who has such good luck?"

"Humph!"

Ancestor Kunpeng sneered and said, "In terms of good luck, who else in this world can compare with your Hongyun! How dare you say that that burst of primordial purple energy is not in your hands?"

Patriarch Hongyun: "..."

He thought for a while, and said sincerely: "Although what you said makes sense, I really don't have that primordial purple aura!"

Ancestor Kunpeng sneered and said, "You're pretending to be pretty good. If I hadn't confirmed in advance that the primordial purple energy is in your hands, I'm afraid I would really let you deceive me!"

"Confirmed?"

Patriarch Hongyun was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "It's simply a matter of disappearance, how do you confirm that the primordial purple energy is with me?"

"You don't have to worry about it, I naturally have a way to know!"

Ancestor Kunpeng snorted coldly, looked at Ancestor Hongyun and said, "Stop talking nonsense, if you don't want to hand over that streak of primordial purple energy, don't blame me for snatching it!"

After all, a grand and majestic Taoist palace emerged from behind him, from which endless green light gushed out, a piece of emerald green, reflecting the sky and sea water into emerald green.

"Wait! Wait!"

Seeing that he was about to make a move, Patriarch Hongyun quickly waved his hands and said, "The primordial purple energy is really not with me, if you don't believe me, I can make an oath of heaven..."

"Okay!" Kunpeng Patriarch looked at him with a sneer, "You swear now!"

Ancestor Hongyun laughed loudly, and said proudly, "I, Hongyun, can walk upright and sit upright. I look up and look up to the heavens and the earth, so what's the matter if I make an oath to the heaven?"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his right hand and pinched his fingers, and said solemnly and loudly: "If what I just said to fellow Taoist Kunpeng is half false, please ask heaven to send down thunder to strike me and make me die." Eliminate, both body and spirit are destroyed!
Respectfully ask heaven to learn from it! "

When such a stern oath of heaven came out, even Patriarch Kunpeng was taken aback.

At the same time, there is also a sense of darkness hanging down from the nine heavens.

But in the end nothing happened.

Patriarch Hongyun raised his eyebrows, looked at Patriarch Kunpeng and said, "So you should believe it?"

Patriarch Kunpeng looked suspiciously at Patriarch Hongyun for a closer look.

"It shouldn't be, how could it be like this? He clearly told me that the seventh primordial purple energy fell into your hands..."

Ancestor Hongyun frowned, and said angrily: "Who told you? I have to go to the door and ask, how did I, Hongyun, offend him, and actually harmed me like this!"

Patriarch Kunpeng shook his head, "I made an oath to the heavens, not to reveal my identity..."

"Hiding your head and showing your tail, you can see that your intentions are sinister!"

Patriarch Hongyun said angrily: "Now you understand, you were used by that person, and you chased me for hundreds of years for nothing!"

Ancestor Kunpeng looked a little sullen, and said angrily, "You did it yourself! If you hadn't been a good person back then, we would have become the registered disciples of Daozu now!

"This……"

Ancestor Hongyun smiled awkwardly, and was about to say something, but his eyes were attracted by the golden light above the head of Ancestor Kunpeng.

I saw a small golden flying sword rushing left and right in the golden light, trying to escape from the shackles of the golden light.

Above the flying sword, there was still a faint golden breath lingering.

"That's... the spirit of Xiantian Xinjin?"

"Not bad!"

Ancestor Kunpeng said rather complacently: "Just now you tricked me into going to the south foot with a fake body, and I happened to meet this innate Xinjin spirit who just took shape, and got its accompanying spirit treasure.

After I return to Beiming, I will refine this spirit treasure, and then refine this innate Xinjin spirit into a great pill. This trip will not be in vain. "

Ancestor Hongyun frowned slightly, looked at Ancestor Kunpeng and said, "Ancestor Dao has a saying that life in the immortal way is precious. Since the spirit of the innate Xinjin has already transformed, fellow Taoist let it go."

Ancestor Kunpeng's complexion darkened, and he sneered, "Everything in the world is the law of the jungle, this innate Xinjin Spiritual Space has a good fortune, but I came across it, so it should be used by me to make alchemy!

If you want to be a good person, that is your own business, don't try to persuade me again!I won't listen to your high-sounding truths anymore! "

Patriarch Hongyun was stunned, and said helplessly: "Being like you will definitely involve cause and effect, causing big trouble!"

"What am I afraid of?"

Ancestor Kunpeng stood upright with his hands behind his back, and said proudly: "In this world, apart from those saint disciples, who else would dare to be my enemy?"

Before he finished speaking, a tall figure suddenly appeared behind him, holding a colorful metal sledgehammer tightly in his right hand and smashing it on his head.

With the Taoism of the Kunpeng ancestor, how could he not notice that someone was approaching?
Not only that, but he could also clearly perceive that the other party was born with thick eyebrows and big eyes, about two feet tall, with big arms and round waist, wearing animal fur clothes, and a standard barbarian attire.

Reminiscent of the magical power of shrinking the ground to an inch when it appeared, the ancestor Kunpeng had already guessed the identity of the future person in a flash.

Immediately there was a tinge of anger in his heart.

A mere post-dobe witch dared to take the initiative to attack him!

I really don't know how to live or die!
At this moment, the head of Kunpeng Patriarch's head was filled with golden light.

The black and white Yin-Yang seals spun out, expanding thousands of times in an instant, facing the sledgehammer like a hill.

"boom!"

The hammer prints collided.

A dazzling divine light lit up, as if there was an extra round of sun in the sky.

Ancestor Kunpeng's complexion changed abruptly, and he felt a burst of vast and majestic divine power instantly, which directly blasted his Yin-Yang Seal away.

But the sledgehammer didn't run out of power, and it still fell on the top of his head impartially.

"boom!"

The crisp sound vibrates in all directions.

The purple golden crown on the head of Kunpeng Patriarch burst into pieces in an instant.

His long hair fell down, covering his eyes, but it couldn't cover his instantly flushed face.

"Ah ah ah..."

Ancestor Kunpeng's hair was disheveled, his whole body was filled with energy and blood, and the divine fire in his eyes was three feet long.

At this moment, he only felt that his face was burning.

Especially when he caught a glimpse of the shocked expression on Patriarch Hongyun's face, the raging anger in his heart burned instantly.

Just now he said "Who dares to be my enemy", and in the end he was hit on the head with a hammer in an instant, without a pause in the middle!
Although the Zijinguan blocked the blow and he didn't suffer any damage, but this face was completely lost!

And still in front of Hongyun Patriarch!

Among the three thousand guests in Zixiao Palace, Hong Yun met two thousand and nine!
Let him see this tragic face-slapping scene, and I believe it will spread throughout Zixiao Palace within a hundred days or so...

(End of this chapter)