My ex-wife's name is Nuo Lan in love apartment

Chapter 376 375.Ich will mit dir sein
In the Lonely Corner bar, after Hu Yifei was teased by Xinling and the others for a long time, even Hu Yifei, a female man, couldn't stand it anymore, and she ran away in despair.

As a result, on the way back to the apartment, Hu Yifei happened to meet Zeng Xiaoxian who came downstairs to pick up the courier in the lobby on the first floor of the apartment.

When the two met, they both felt a little embarrassed. Zeng Xiaoxian felt embarrassed because of the dream that Hu Yifei said on Christmas night;
Hu Yifei's embarrassment is the kind of flustered daughter's family. After being teased by Xinling and the others, although Hu Yifei said he didn't believe it, in her heart, she was actually looking forward to Hu Yifei.

Zeng Xiaoxian can really confess his love, if it drags on, the two of them will be on the verge of death!laugh#
When Hu Zeng stood at the elevator door and waited for the elevator to come down, both of them were silent, and there was a kind of awkward embarrassment in the air.

Hu Yifei decided to say something to break the awkward atmosphere. After all, if this continues, her big toe will almost complete the three rooms and one living room.

"What did you buy online?" Hu Yifei looked at the express package in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian unwrapped the package: "Lip balm, in winter, lips are prone to chapping. Hey! I won the lottery! Food and beverage coupons from Star Mansion!"

This kind of catering consumption voucher is issued separately by Star Mansion, and it is quite difficult to obtain. For example, Hu Yifei happens to be the customer of the [-]th bottle of Lonely Corner Bar. Issued—things with such a low probability can happen.Now, Hu Yifei couldn't help but she didn't believe Tang Youyou's "omen theory".

As his thoughts drifted further and further, Hu Yifei's face turned red, and she almost turned into a steam girl.

"Yifei, are you still recovering from a cold?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked concerned.

Coincidentally, the elevator came down at this time, and Zeng Xiaoxian walked in.

But Hu Yifei stood outside the door indifferently, and Zeng Xiaoxian stood in the elevator in a daze—could it be that Hu Yifei's cold is really bad?Didn't even see the elevator door open.

"You...you take it by yourself, I'll take the stairs!" Hu Yifei was too shy, and she would be even more shy if she stayed in the closed elevator with Zeng Xiaoxian.

Perhaps, this is iron-blooded tenderness, Hu Yifei is tough enough to kill mice with her bare hands, but emotionally, she is an out-and-out shy little girl.

Hu Yifei went up the stairs.

Zeng Xiaoxian was really confused by Hu Yifei, what was she doing?Is there something wrong with this elevator?
So, Zeng Xiaoxian also went to climb the stairs on his back foot.

……

Time flies, three days later.

3601.

"Bang bang bang! Crack, click!"

Hu Yifei ate an egg fried rice with murderous looks on his face.

The dinner plate was almost scratched by Hu Yifei.

"Sister Yifei, who messed with you again?"

Hu Yifei's displeasure was written all over her face, as long as Tang Youyou was not blind, she could see it.

"...You lied to me! All the bad signs are fake!"

At first, after Tang Youyou and the others said that, although Hu Yifei was shy on the surface, but in her heart, she was actually looking forward to it.

In the end, it has been three days, and Zeng Xiaoxian still hasn't moved at all, and what's worse, she feels that Zeng Xiaoxian is not holding back some big confession tricks!
Hu Yifei knew him too well. Zeng Xiaoxian must have fallen into the situation of pretending to be dead again!

Ms. Hu gritted her teeth.

"Yifei, didn't you say that you are not at all hungry, thirsty, or hate to marry?"

Tang Youyou also teased Hu Yifei.

"You are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry!"

Hu Yifei glanced at Tang Youyou.

Guan Gu is back, you are arrogant and arrogant, you dare to provoke your sister, your life and death are unpredictable!
Since Guangu's magical return, the complexion on Tang Youyou's face has also improved visibly to the naked eye, becoming very rosy.

And what about her, Hu Yifei?I haven't had sex for almost two years!

There are only a group of girls here, and Hu Yifei doesn't hide it anymore. She admits that she is just hungry.

Hu Yifei has decided!If Zeng Xiaoxian doesn't confess her love, then she will go to the street to find a random man and circle around him!

"Hey, Yifei, don't be so angry, Yifei, after my analysis, I think Zeng Xiaoxian might think so."

Ji Nuolan also decided to reason.

"You? You come to reason too? Is it reliable?"

The Guan Gu in the iPartment who likes reasoning the most is miraculous, his reasoning has never been correct, so it's no wonder that Hu Yifei doubted Ji Nuolan.

"Just kidding! Who am I! I have been the host of an emotional radio show for so many years, and Zeng Xiaoxian is my subordinate. I can control his little thoughts!"

During this period of time, Ji Nuolan has also become more and more cheerful, and her words are super mean.

"Yifei, I don't know if you know the theory that love is war!
There is also a clear power relationship between lovers, the one who confesses and the one who is confessed, the one who exploits and the one who is exploited!The one who gives and the one who takes!Losers and winners!Whoever confesses first loses. "

Ji Nuolan has a deep understanding of this theory, because she was the winner in the past. It was Qin Yu who was attracted to her first, so Qin Yu has been at the lower end of the relationship in those ten years - Zeng Xiaoxian should be like this too I thought, he was usually ruled by Hu Yifei's lust, if he confessed his love first, then he would be in a state of eternal doom.

When they quarreled after marriage, Hu Yifei probably would have said in a leisurely manner, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ but you were the one who first fell in love with me. If you didn't like me then why did you talk to me in the first place?" Confession?"

If Zeng Xiaoxian confessed his love to Hu Yifei, wouldn't that confirm Hu Yifei's status as a high-ranking queen, as well as his own status as a mule and horse kneeling clan.

"I guess, Zeng Xiaoxian must think that he took care of you on Christmas Eve, so now you, Hu Yifei, owe him a favor, so if you want to confess, you should confess first, and you should take the initiative."

After hearing Ji Nuolan's reasoning, Hu Yifei was in a bad mood.

How can there be so many twists and turns!
I still want my wife to confess first!
Do your Spring and Autumn Dream!
"Since you don't want to confess your feelings first, you should first return the favor of taking care of you for a night on Christmas Eve. In this way, the initiative will return to your hands, and Zeng Xiaoxian will have no reason to delay. I don't want to confess."

"Really?" Hu Yifei was dubious.

"Don't worry, if Zeng Xiaoxian still doesn't confess your love after you repay the favor, then the director will give him a hard time at work! If he dares not to confess, the director will send him to the ALS desert!"

"Lanlan, your reasoning is reliable! Okay, I know what to do!"

Ji Nuolan's reasoning, written reasoning, read as power.

·
Two days later, night.

It was cold and windy outside the apartment.

The apartment is warm as spring.

3603.

Except for Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, almost everyone else in the apartment is here.

Xinling and Tang Youyou are knitting sweaters, Guan Gu Miracle is studying the recipes of their Guan Gu family, Zhang Wei is having fun, he is the one who has passed the least level in the apartment, Ji Nuolan is reading mother and baby magazines, Qin On the surface, Yuming was looking at the company's financial statements, but in fact he was distracted.

"What are you thinking about?" Ji Nuolan closed the magazine and pushed Qin Yu.

"Oh... I didn't think about it. The heating in the room is too high, and I feel a little sleepy."

Qin Yu is actually deducing the last step of the [Dove] plan in his mind, and he strives to be exhaustive.

"What are Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian doing these two days? They're noisy." Qin Yu changed the subject.

"Brother Qin Yu, you don't know about such a big matter. Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng are fighting for the initiative."

Afterwards, Ji Nuolan and the three girls told Qin Yu what happened two mornings ago.

"...In other words, Yifei wants to repay Zeng Xiaoxian's favor of taking care of her for a night on Christmas Eve, and then regain the initiative in the ambiguous relationship between men and women? Is it so complicated?"

Qin Yu complained.

From Qin Yu's point of view, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian are simply fed up, or do they just enjoy this extreme tension?

"Then Qin Yu, what's your opinion?" Ji Nuolan rolled her eyes.

Qin Yu complained about the behavior of Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian in the past two days, so it was equivalent to Qin Yu complaining about her theory of "love is war" that Ji Nuolan said.

"It's not a good idea, but if you tell me everything that happened between the two of them in the past two days, maybe I will have a good opinion?"

Qin Yu decided to change his mind. No matter what, the relationship between Hu and Zeng could not be more complicated than the relationship between him and Ji Nuolan's four daughters, right?
"I know I know! Let me tell!"

When it comes to gossip, Ms. Tang has always been an activist.

"The day before yesterday I saw Yifei wearing a tight-fitting lambswool dress, which was luxurious but formal. Yifei told me that she was going to treat Teacher Zeng to a meal, as a way of repaying his favor. I asked Yifei again Where are the two going to eat, Yifei said to go to Xing Mansion to eat!"

As we all know, Star Mansion is a famous restaurant for couples.

"Yifei said that she didn't plan to go to Xing Mansion to eat. This place was chosen by Teacher Zeng, because Teacher Zeng won a food and beverage coupon when buying lipstick on JD.com a few days ago, so Teacher Zeng wanted to go there. Eat and save money.

Yifei said that she was held back by Zeng Xiaoxian's words at the time, but later Yifei let Teacher Zeng go, and when Teacher Zeng came back last night, he ran to question Yifei angrily.

The main reason why Yifei let Teacher Zeng go is that Yifei felt that the atmosphere and style of that restaurant were too ambiguous, and she was afraid that Zeng Xiaoxian would misunderstand. "

Ms. Tang's small mouth uttered such a long string of words.

"Oh~ no wonder I heard something last night [the pigeons have already been released, what do you want?]! Yifei can be so confident even releasing other people's pigeons, she deserves to be Hu Yifei." Qin Yu recalled.

This is indeed Hu Yifei's style.

"Yuyou, if you say this, then I can also connect what happened this morning.

Yifei should have expressed her apology to Teacher Zeng for letting him go, so Yifei bought a gift online and decided to give it to Teacher Zeng.

But there seems to be a little problem in the middle.

The gift that Yifei bought was a key case, but because Yifei placed the order too hastily, she didn’t take a closer look at it. This key case is actually a limited edition men’s key case for Montblanc’s Valentine’s Day. The most terrible thing is , There is also a very ambiguous German sentence printed in the key bag.

Probably because of this reason, Yifei finally said that she would keep the key bag for herself. Then this morning, when Teacher Zeng came to 3601 to ask Yifei for a gift, Yifei gave Zeng a bottle of mouthwash in desperation. teacher.

Yifei gave me her previous key chain. I thought it was because I had a higher status in Yifei's heart than Teacher Zeng. "

No wonder Zhang Wei thought so, after all, he was also the man who chased Hu Yifei back then.

Zhang Wei didn't think too much about what happened this morning. Isn't it Hu Yifei's daily drama playing with Zeng Xian'er? Zhang Wei has long been tired of watching it.

It wasn't until the girls talked about the theory of "love is war" tonight that Zhang Wei realized that behind this abnormal behavior was all to fight for the initiative!

Both Hu Zeng and Hu Zeng wanted each other to confess first, Hu Yifei wanted to better establish her dominance after marriage, while Zeng Xiaoxian just wanted to avoid such a miserable life after marriage, and really become a mule and horse kneeling.

After everyone gathered the information from you and me, the ins and outs of the matter gradually became clear in front of everyone.

"Okay, the story is over, student Qin Yu, do you have any ideas?" Ji Nuolan couldn't wait to cue Qin Yu.

Qin Yu smiled a few times: "It's simple, let's just jump out of your framework that love is war, if we go on like this, maybe the two of them will turn it into a protracted tug-of-war.

To deal with tsundere monsters like them, you should use simple and brutal methods to cut the mess straight away! "

"Then how should [Xianfei]'s love be broken? Brother Qin Yu, please don't let it go." Xinling is a good fan.

"Well, come here with your ears. Tomorrow, we will split into two groups. You girls will do this and we boys will do that..."

After Qin Yu finished explaining his plan, everyone praised it and thought it was a great plan!

·
The next day, in the morning.

As in the past, Zeng Xiaoxian ordered a takeaway to eat for lunch.

Zeng Xiaoxian is not Zhang Wei, he doesn't have such a thick skin, after eating Hu Yifei's breakfast, he goes to Xinling's for lunch and dinner - Zeng Xiaoxian is quite reserved, if he wasn't invited by others, he wouldn't go for lunch Yes, and he is a single man, and it is quite troublesome to cook by himself, so ordering takeaway has become Zeng Xiaoxian's first choice.

Zeng Xiaoxian ordered a deluxe double bacon and egg burger.

In the end, Zhang Wei and his group of boys calculated the delivery time for the delivery man, and stopped the delivery man in the corridor on the sixth floor. The delivery man also recognized Zhang Wei. After all, he often delivered in this area, and Zhang Wei He claimed that Zeng Xiaoxian asked him to take the delivery, so the delivery guy didn't become suspicious, and just gave the burger to Zhang Wei and the others.

After getting the burger, Sekiya Miracle immediately took out the mustard from his pocket. This was what Sekiya brought back from the [Kamagiku Sushika] shop - let me tell you more, the days when Sekiya returned to Japan There was no slack in the months. At that time, in order to prevent himself from missing Tang Youyou all day long, Guangu practiced cooking skills hard in an attempt to make himself busy and forget about Tang Youyou.

It turned out that Guan Gu failed, and he failed to forget Tang Youyou, but practicing without distraction during that time was also beneficial, that is, Guan Gu not only picked up his cooking skills again, but even improved a little.

After returning to Shanghai, Guan Gu miraculously passed his father's school examination. Now, after going around, the store of [Guiju Suxiang] has returned to his original owner.

Therefore, it is reasonable for Guan Gu to bring back two tubes of wasabi from his Japanese grocery store!

That’s right, the reason why Zhang Wei and the others stopped Zeng Xiaoxian’s burger takeout was to add something to the burger—two tubes of mustard!
If Zeng Xiaoxian bites down unpreparedly, keeping Zeng Xiaoxian's cranial cavity and brain will directly ascend to heaven!

"Mr. Zeng, your takeaway has arrived." Zhang Wei handed the takeaway to Zeng Xiaoxian with an enthusiastic look.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't doubt him, after all, Zhang Wei had signed for takeaways for him before, and Zhang Wei was his good brother!How could Zeng Xiaoxian guard against him!
"Can I have a bite of your burger?"

In order to make Zeng Xiaoxian hurry up, or to put it another way, to let Zeng Xiaoxian not have time to notice something unusual about the burger, Zhang Wei said such a sentence.

As we all know, Zeng Xiaoxian has a cleanliness addiction.

So how could he let Zhang Wei eat his burger?
Ever since, in order to stop Zhang Wei from thinking about his hamburger, Zeng Xiaoxian took a big bite without thinking about it.

Meanwhile, 3601.

After Tang Youyou and the others received the signal, they also started to act.

"What? Zeng Xiaoxian cried?" Hu Yifei couldn't believe it.

"Yeah! The word grievance is written all over his face, probably because he made friends carelessly and was bullied!" Tang Youyou said impassionedly.

"Who...who bullied him."

Ms. Hu with a guilty conscience.

He agreed to invite Zeng Xiaoxian to dinner, but he released him as a pigeon; he said he would give him a gift, but he gave him a bottle of mouthwash in the end—if all these things are not considered bullying, then campus bullying is at most It is an intimate and friendly interaction between students!
"What we saw with our own eyes is still the kind of pain that doesn't touch the skin but hurts the soul. Otherwise, we wouldn't be crying so sadly." Xin Ling chimed in.

"This guy's psychological endurance is not so bad, right?" Hu Yifei panicked.

"If you don't believe me, I'll take you to see it!"

Tang Youyou and Xinling pulled Hu Yifei across the balcony and came to 3602.

"Do you see it!"

Tang Youyou pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian who was twisting and rolling on the sofa in the living room, crying.

"Is this a grievance? Why do I feel like my own father died?" Hu Yifei wondered.

The main reason was that there was too much mustard. Guan Gu and the others squeezed two tubes of mustard into the burger, and Zeng Xiaoxian took a big gulp of it unprepared. Wouldn't that be the same as the death of his own father? The whole cranial cavity is open !

"Men are like this when they express their feelings. If you don't cry, it's fine. If you cry, it will be terrible. Sister Yifei, please persuade him. I'm afraid Mr. Zeng will be overwhelmed!"

Xinling played up the atmosphere and aggravated Hu Yifei's flustered state—their purpose was only one, and that was to make Hu Yifei have no time to think!
Hu Yifei fell for it, after all, she was already guilty + Zeng Xiaoxian was someone she cared about no matter what.

Hu Yifei knelt down in front of Zeng Xiaoxian and tried to help Zeng Xiaoxian up from the floor: "Hey, hey, look at me, what's wrong with you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't speak, he just waved his hands indiscriminately.

"What are you gesticulating? You talk!"

Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't speak, but he made a hand gesture, to the effect that his mind was lost.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't speak all the time, which made Hu Yifei start to make up his mind. Could it be his own fault?

"I'm just joking, you shouldn't react that much."

What Hu Yifei was talking about was that she invited Zeng Xiaoxian to dinner and let him dove off + gave him mouthwash.

But in Zeng Xiaoxian's understanding, he thought that Hu Yifei was not asking for it, because she put so much spicy mustard in his hamburger! ! !
"You did it!!" Zeng Xiaoxian snotted and burst into tears, dying of grievance.

"Oh, when you come back, speak clearly and don't act like a bitch." Hu Yifei tried to figure out the truth for the last time.

However, there was really too much wasabi.

"Mouthwash!" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to argue with Hu Yifei anymore, he just wanted to find mouthwash to rinse his mouth.

But this made Hu Yifei misunderstood again. Because Zeng Xiaoxian's explanation was unclear, this directly led to the current situation where the two of them were talking to each other. The two were not on the same channel at all.

But this is what Qin Yu and the others want to see.

"Oh, I know you're still angry about mouthwash, okay, okay, that's not what I wanted to give you." Hu Yifei completely misunderstood.

"But I really need mouthwash!!!"

Hu Yifei thought that Zeng Xiaoxian was talking ironically.

"Oh, please stop being so angry! I just didn't think about what to give you at the moment. I didn't mean to trick you. Otherwise, I would find another head office for you."

Hu Yifei was still a little hesitant, not sure whether to give him the key bag or not.

"As long as it's mouthwash, any brand will do!"

This (angry) sentence left Hu Yifei no room to maneuver, so Hu Yifei had no choice but to take out the gift she originally wanted to give Zeng Xiaoxian-the key bag.

"What is this?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the key bag that Hu Yifei stuffed into his hand, with a confused expression on his face.

"your present!"

"You bought it for me?"

"I just... picked it up! Don't think about it, don't cry, if you cry again, I'll beat you!"

After saying this, Hu Yifei left.

I have to say that Hu Yifei's intimidating comfort is still somewhat useful, and Zeng Xiaoxian just followed her way, so he really stopped crying.

Qin Yu and the others hiding next door also had a panoramic view of everything that happened in the living room of 3602 - thanks to the remote monitoring robot.

This monitoring robot was used by the group to peek at the Guan Gu couple in the second season, and now it can be regarded as a limited-time return.

Qin Yu's plan has succeeded.

In a very short period of time, Hu Yifei received too much information + her own excessive brainstorming + Zeng Xiaoxian's tear attack. This led to her forgetting to give her only room key in the key bag when she gave it away. take it off.

Hu Yifei did apply a patch just now. She said that she picked up the key bag, so even if Zeng Xiaoxian knew the meaning of the German sentence in the key bag, Hu Yifei would have an excuse to justify—she picked up the key bag, That German sentence is naturally not related to Hu Yifei.

But what about the key?
You said you picked up the key bag, so what does it mean when you hung your room key in it and gave it to Zeng Xiaoxian?
Now, even if Hu Yifei had mouths all over her body, she couldn't argue with it.

Oh, by the way, that sentence in German is: Ich will mit dir sein.

Meaning, I want to be with you.

(End of this chapter)