I'm the director, I'm not bad

Chapter 659 656. The Appalling Banquet

The news that Jay Chou and Lang Lang were going to hold a free concert in Shenmu to celebrate the wedding of Xu Xin and Yang Mi swept the headlines of the entire entertainment circle like a thunderstorm on the morning of the 11th.

The remarks about Yang Mi and Xu Xin's low-grade rural wedding were directly swept away by this torrent.

Jay Chou!

Lang Lang!
These two are going to hold a free concert!

The money was paid by Wang Sicong!

What kind of fairy friendship are these people?
Are you still playing like this?

Tickets for Jay Chou's concert are already hard to come by. The usual five or six hundred tickets are sold to several thousand by scalpers, but the supply is still in short supply... Now it's a good thing, it's actually free! ?

Although the 13th is not a weekend, but when young people in several counties and cities near Shenmu heard the news, they all became eager to move.

or……

to take a look?
……

"..."

Xu Xin's eyelids twitched wildly when he saw these bastards.

Early in the morning, his inexplicable right eyelid kept twitching, and he wondered where this feeling came from... Fortunately, he understood it completely.

What is the so-called "gift".

I also understand why Xu Zhi and the others have come back, and they are still mysterious these days...

After a long time, there is a traitor among us!
Keep a low profile!

How are you...

"Old Xu, are you moved by the gifts from my brothers and want to cry? It's okay, you can cry if you want to, it's okay."

"That's right, who doesn't know that director Xu's teardrops are worth a lot! Come on, drop a few golden peas for us to see."

"Hurry up, bring a tissue over here, our Xu Sanjin is going to cry!"

Several people started to tease Xu Xin.

Until Yang Mi's figure appeared at the door.

A pair of beautiful eyes looked at these people without any kindness.

"Shh!"

A group of people took a step back subconsciously.

But Xu Yang and the others seem to think... this is our village, so there's no reason to be afraid of you, an outsider who hasn't entered yet!

He tried his best to straighten his body and wanted to push forward.

But...the two hussies of my family started to tuck their tails when they saw her, and they didn't know what they suffered...

He is a little scared...

Suddenly, he was half a step ahead of others, like that Schrödinger's cat.

Not going in, not going back.

Neither life nor death...

After thinking about it, Xu Yang felt that it would be better for him to be cowardly.

then……

"Sister-in-law...sister-in-law~"

"..."

"..."

"..."

When he called this one, let alone other people, even Xu Xin was speechless.

My heart said that your spine is really soft.

It is usually the dead ducks of younger brothers and sisters who are stubborn.

At this moment, the old sister-in-law began.

But Xu Yang felt nothing.

Man, you can bend!

What is love!

As for Yang Mi... She just sighed speechlessly.

"Hey...the sound effects of the concert are all arranged properly? There won't be any accidents, right?"

"Don't worry, brothers, don't you worry about doing things?"

The young master subconsciously wanted to put a few layers of gold on his face.

But when Yang Mi saw his virtue, she knew that he must have come up with this bad idea, so she subconsciously cast a cold eye on it.

"Whoosh!"

The young master who was hit by an arrow in the knee immediately became honest.

But Xu Xin was very moved at the moment.

How courageous to celebrate yourself at the risk of "offending" your wife...

"Let's go, please have dinner at noon! Eat mutton! Especially the three of you, don't you want to taste the taste of Shenmu's sheep? Xu Zhi, call the old sheep! Order three sheep! Let's go now! "

"Okay, let's go!"

The brothers hooked their shoulders and walked out directly.

But Yang Mi shook her head helplessly, not stopping her at all.

He just waved to Sun Ting and Su Meng who had just come back next to him:
"Go together to prevent them from drinking and driving."

Although there are still a lot of things to do at home, but...no one has any reason to stop the boy's willingness to go to sea, right?
What?What sea are you asking?

Sea of ​​wine.

Just watch, these people... Based on her understanding, at least half of them would have to vomit.

After waiting for a few cars to leave, she returned to the house.

There are actually a lot of trivial matters in getting married, and now she can more or less understand what others mean by the phrase "Marriage is for outsiders to see".

Indeed, if you think about it carefully, it is true.

Back in the house, she continued to sort out the gifts for the guests.

There are no outsiders for these souvenirs, they are all from the village and relatives at home.

From shopping cards to travel coupons, etc., they should be divided into exquisite small bags and given to the guests who come to their wedding.

While packing up, Xu Daqiang came back with Li Hao.

Seeing that he was alone at home, Xu Daqiang asked in bewilderment:

"Where are the three golds?"

"Jay Lun and the others are here, and he took his lunch to eat sheep."

"Oh?"

Xu Daqiang's eyes lit up.

So she no longer pursued the baby's laziness, but asked Yang Mi:
"Mimi, those reporters... what should we do?"

"?"

Yang Mi was taken aback.

"reporter?"

"Yes, several cars came to the village today, and a group of strangers are driving around here. Ahhh... very annoying."

"This……"

Yang Mi was actually a little undecided.

If you push people away, if this group of people has a little rhythm, it may be full of storms.

But if you don't push...

After Xu Daqiang saw that his daughter-in-law was in trouble, he thought about it and said:
"How about using the old method of dripping from the mine?"

Yang Mi's first reaction was to "hit someone", she quickly shook her head:

"Don't, don't, it's better not to have a conflict..."

"Not a conflict."

Xu Daqiang waved his hand:

"Arrange a few people to stop the car at the entrance of the village, and throw 1 yuan in when they see unfamiliar faces, and let them turn around and go back. How about it?"

"..."

Yang Mi's mouth twitched...

I understand what my husband did.

Very typical coal mine means.

According to Xu Xin, if there is any news in the mine, there will be someone specially guarding the intersection leading to the mine to stop the car.

As long as you are a reporter, then there is no nonsense, give money, you turn around and leave.

Everything is unspoken.

But the problem is that it doesn't make sense.

Wedding is not a mine...

After thinking about it, she shook her head:

"Why don't we set up a few tables at the basketball court in our village? They want to shoot... just shoot. The main reason is that the guests you invited, Uncle Xu, think it's inappropriate..."

"Ah, that's the case. Weddings and funerals, it's a ceremony. I mean, my friends are all arranged in the room. I'm not afraid. Then let them in? Anyway, it's just a matter of having a few more tables."

"Row."

Following Yang Mi's agreement, Xu Daqiang turned to Li Hao and said:

"Remember, we are setting up a few tables on the side of the basketball court, and then arrange a few people to watch these reporters. When they come, they are guests, and they will be entertained with good wine and food. But you can't mess around."

"it is good."

Li Hao nodded to express his understanding, then Xu Daqiang's phone rang, he glanced at it and walked out quickly.

Before the wedding, many things are very complicated.

But don't dare to be careless.

……

During the whole day on the 11th, if you want to say where the most congested place in Shenmu County is, then it must be the county stadium.

Even because of the excessive flow of people, the traffic police rushed over and began to maintain order.

No way, there are too many people queuing up to get tickets.

You know, there are no scalpers for this concert.

Scalpers are usually concentrated in big cities. Although there are occasional singers in Shenmu County who come to give concerts for performance fees, these singers are either old-fashioned and come together in twos and threes to form a so-called "joint performance", or Just to celebrate some festival activities.

In this land, there is no living space for cattle.

And, after all, the traffic in Shenmu is still a bit blocked.

It takes nearly an hour and a half to drive to Yulin from here. If Yulin wants to go to Xi'an, it takes five or six to drive away. If you take a plane, there are only two flights a day.

There is a bus at 8:10 and a bus at 30:[-].

By the time the scalper reacts, it will be too late.

Facts have proved that Jay Chou's appeal is huge.In this respect, Lang Lang is no match for him.

Shaanxi K has the most license plates in the morning.

At noon, Meng K began to join the battle.

In the afternoon, there were even some Jin A license plates.

They've all come from long distances.

And the 4 tickets were all issued by [-] pm.

But there are still many people who came late and did not get tickets.

Even if the staff yelled hoarsely with the horn, there are no tickets and it's cold, so don't wait.But there are still many people who don't want to leave.

Some people have even started posting in Shenmu County, and want to spend money to buy tickets through various channels.

So you see, there is a reason why the ancient profession of scalpers cannot be eradicated.

On the night of the 11th, hotels and hotels of all sizes in Shenmu County were full.

The entire Shenmu County seemed to have become the center of the society because of Xu Xin and Yang Mi's wedding.

Noon on the 12st.

All the guests of Jay Chou's concert are here.

The whole Xujiawan became more lively.

But the most eye-catching thing is the road outside Xujiawan.

For this big event, Xu Daqiang had already asked the forklift to repress the land in the village where there were no longer any races.

From the main road to Xujiawan, the asphalt road built in my own village, both sides of the turn are very smooth.

On the early morning of the 12th, the reporters discovered that many people came here on tricycles.

After they arrive, they will first go to a temporary table to collect their numbers.

And the places along the road were also chalked with countless numbers early on.

Draw lots.

Whichever piece is selected is that piece.

Vendors who received their numbers parked their tricycles on the side of the road, unloaded red carpets, roofs and the like and began to build their own booths.

The big fair will start tomorrow, but today some hard-working vendors have already started business after the construction is completed.

The people in Xujiawan didn't care.

As long as you follow the rules, you'll be fine.

So, on both sides of the road, there were stalls for trapping, gun shooting, and pitching, and these entertainment stalls sprang up one by one.

And these vendors are also well-behaved, knowing that they are putting on a wedding set, whether it is a carpet or a ceiling, they are all red, extending along both sides of the road... From a long distance, they really look like red makeup.

It looks great.

All of a sudden, there is a sense of atmosphere that the big day is approaching.

That afternoon, the term "Xujiaji" appeared on the Internet.

These dedicated reporters posted photos of the couple's pre-marriage preparations on the Internet like a live broadcast.

don't you say...

Netizens take a look.

Yo?
This seems to be okay.

Immediately afterwards, under Xu Daqiang's instruction, a reporter finally asked what happened to the tables, chairs and benches outside the village that had been piled up for several days.

[Xu Xin and Yang Mi's wedding is preparing for the banquet guests!Outsiders can also participate! 】

【Pay attention!Guests do not need gift money, eat and drink as they please! 】

[Tourists are also welcome!for free!Eat whatever you want for seven days—Xu Xin’s bold wedding! 】

[Xu Xin and Yang Mi's wedding scene is very humane! 】

[On the day of rejoicing, there will be a feast for seven days!Duotu tells you how grand this wedding is! 】

A piece of news, along with the gradually revealed details of the wedding, appeared on the Internet and became the news that countless people talked about.

Free food and drink?

Just say a word of blessing?

Running water seats all day long?
Northern Shaanxi noodles in the morning?Isn’t He He Noodles from Henan?
There is enough wine and meat for the rural banquet at noon...

For seven days?

How much will this wedding... cost?
Is it too arrogant?

Countless people who are used to the fame of Xu Xin and Yang Mi, or who didn't know much about the couple before, gradually remembered it after getting to know them carefully...

Ah yes.

Xu Xin's house... seems to have a mine.

hiss~~~~
Now, no one thinks that the wedding between the two is shabby.

And after throwing away the filter of the "rural banquet", I have to admit that in today's Western-style weddings, more and more people are being bombarded by the news these days, recalling these memories. the taste of.

Who said that the rural seats must be LOW?
This is another seven-day banquet, and another rural fair...

How interesting.

What should I do if I want to go?
……

13 number.

"Xujiaji" is open!
It was past five o'clock in the morning, and in the cold weather, the road in Xujiawan was brightly lit!

The reporters who got up early looked at the bucket after bucket of stove by the roadside, and the machine used to press noodles on the stove, and quickly pressed the shutter, taking pictures of kneading noodles in this cold weather. The figure of the masters working hard.

And with them, there is also the crew of "Bite of the Tongue" led by Ren Changzhen.

On the one hand, they were invited to attend Director Xu's wedding, and on the other hand, they came to shoot some material.

Ren Changzhen knew that the wedding dishes were very difficult, so he discussed with Xu Xin to focus on the big market outside the village.

After all, in addition to the extravagant lobsters and crabs, there are more "local vegetables" for wedding banquets in rural areas in northern Shaanxi.

The reporters shoot, so do they.

The entire market started at five o'clock until dawn.

The smell of stewed lamb has already begun to fill the air.

Big breakfast, mutton noodles.

Wait until 7 o'clock to officially open the meal.

Just when the reporters wanted to verify whether the people in Xujiawan were lying or not, and whether they were eating for free, accompanied by the smell of mutton after boiling, the loud and clear voices of Qin Chuan's chefs awakened a brand new day.

"Hey! Mutton glutinous rice! Come and eat!"

No one is required to direct.

Accompanied by these high-pitched voices, portions of dough are thrown into the noodle press.

Boil the water, blanch the noodles, and put them in a stainless steel bowl.

The apprentice next to him immediately added a large spoonful of unambiguous mutton saozi with soup and meat.

Then, the apprentice looked at the reporters taking pictures, and waved directly:

"Hey, come here, eat the noodles! It's hot, and you can take pictures when it's warmed up! Quick, come and get it, add the spicy pepper yourself!"

"Gudu..."

Immediately, some of the journalists who had suffered from the cold all morning couldn't hold back anymore, put down their cameras and walked forward.

After receiving this bowl of steaming hot noodles in the cold wind, looking at the big mutton pieces in this bowl, he swallowed unconsciously.

This...is so fragrant.

And where there is the first, there is the second.

After a while, this bowl of mutton noodles, which represents the simple and rough yet delicate flavor of the people in northern Shaanxi, warmed the hearts and minds of countless people.

Under the fumigation of the hot air, in the sound of the noodles, the morning sun slowly spread over the earth.

The clear sky on the plateau dyed the sun a thriving golden color.

That is the warm fireworks unique to the winter morning.

Whether it's a reporter, or a passer-by who came early to join in the fun.

It is still the head of the village in Xujiawan.

A person, a bowl of noodles, is an extremely beautiful picture of the world.

These reporters from other places, after putting the noodle bowls into the recycling washing bucket, responded with satisfaction to the words of "I'm full" from these master chefs, touched their stomachs, and felt warm in their hearts. They all expressed emotion:
"What a human wedding...awesome!"

……

8 points.

Xu Jiaji became completely busy.

The old men and wives who came to join in the fun also came to have a bowl of steaming mutton noodles, and then began to visit the market.

Selling needlework, Spring Festival couplets, rat poison, beriberi... There are all kinds of stalls, and there are everything.

Some people bought freshly fried sanzi for their children, and some people found yellow steamed buns that they hadn't eaten in ten years.

Some people reunited with old friends in this market, and some people relied on the luck of a blind cat to kill a mouse here, and got a special prize prepared by the stall owner...

Laughter, lively.

In today's increasingly fast-paced life, in this era where there are fewer and fewer fixed markets, Xujiaji makes this small county town that has developed rapidly due to coal mines seem to return to ten years ago.

The market became more and more lively, even reaching the point of blocking traffic.

The crowds were surging.

And the master chefs who made mutton noodles in the morning also dismantled the noodle presses and replaced them with their own skills.

In the steamer that is taller than a person, one bowl after another is stacked, and a steady stream of fresh seafood is delivered by truck by truck.

Blast furnace fire, cauldron shovel.

For this big feast that can't be stopped until night, the master chefs began to be busy.

And the reporters watching from the side looked at the lobsters that were fished out of the water one after another... All of them felt their brows raised.

isn't it...

play for real?
Are the lobsters here?

Eat for free?
Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly, a few vans drove out from the Xujiawan side.

After coming to the pot stove, some men in their 50s and [-]s immediately led some young people out of the car.

The leading middle-aged people held cups and wine bottles in their hands, and went straight to the masters who were cooking.

And looking at the format of the bottle, the reporters were speechless again.

That's Moutai!

State guest?fly?It is still unknown what series.

But I saw these middle-aged people smiling and walking to the side of the masters, pouring wine into the cups, and serving them respectfully to the cooking masters.

The master also took it with respectful hands, and after drinking it, he returned the cup and continued to cook diligently.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but everyone always thinks that these chefs work harder.

It's not over yet.

While these middle-aged people were toasting, the reporters had already seen...those young people carrying the kind...the stainless steel buckets for soup in the cafeteria and putting them on a table that had been reserved in advance.

Immediately after the second trip, everyone had crates and crates of alcohol on their shoulders.

And when they saw the sign on the drink that was familiar to almost all the people of the Celestial Dynasty, many of them were already stunned.

Mao... Maotai! ?

Still Moutai! ?
No, what are you doing?

Stop... stop! ! ! !
Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw these young people unseal the Moutai and pour the bottle into the stainless steel bucket.

Eyes full of horror!

Brother, are you serious?
Free banquet... you guys will drink Moutai! ?

? ? ? ?
This is not over yet.

After all these stainless steel barrels were filled and the lids were closed, the young people who came one after another came to the side again carrying a big box.

Unbox, open the box.

A touch of red caught the reporter's eyes.

Zhong... Zhonghua.

The Zhonghua in the soft package, tore open the package, opened the cover, and stacked them all in a large tray.

Immediately afterwards, a young man took out a blackboard with writing on it and placed it next to the tray.

"No requests from ladies and children."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Seeing that there were more and more cigarettes in the tray, and after they gradually filled up, they were carried by the young people and put them in a slightly back position. The reporters understood...someone should be watching at that time, and anyone who wants cigarettes will come Pass it out to prevent people with poor quality from snatching it up.

What a thoughtful thought.

but……

"It's too scary."

I don't know who whispered.

It has been recognized by countless people.

indeed.

This "rural feast"...

It's so fucking scary!

　In fact, I'm really trying to speed up the pace, but for the "shock" of this wedding, I have to write out every aspect of my vision.

So there may be two to three chapters.

Please don't mind.

If you think it's watery, you can also skip it. I will point out the chapter name in the wedding chapter.

I'll see then, sorry.

And the next rhythm is the overseas promotion of "33 Days" and "The Hawthorn Tree", some advances in the plot, some of which are extended foreshadowing, and the embedding of the next plot.

In terms of career advancement, "Scorching Sun" is estimated to have to wait for a while.

But I haven't made any arrangements yet...

If I don't like the routine, I'll adjust it.

　
(End of this chapter)