I'm the director, I'm not bad

Chapter 642 640. Wedding Surprise
2010 12 Month 22 Day.

sunny.

After the morning exercise, Yang Mi wiped the sticky sweat from her head panting, and kicked the laborer.

"Hurry up and take a shower."

"..."

Xu Xin didn't move at all, leaning against the head of the bed and continuing to be in a daze.

At this moment, his mind was completely empty, he didn't even have a thought for a word, he just stared at the ceiling with his eyes fixed.

Seeing that her husband was silent, Yang Mi was a little puzzled:

"What do you think?"

"……do not know."

Xu Xin replied dryly:
"I just feel... out of strength."

As for the young woman, she didn't understand the meaning of her husband's words, so she jokingly asked:
"Ouch, officer, what's the matter? Back then, your old man boasted about being 1N7T. You're not yet 30, so you can't do it?"

"...What is 1N7T?"

Hearing a completely unfamiliar term, his eyes became more or less curious, and they were no longer so empty.

"ONE NIGHT SEVEN TIMES."

Yang Mi casually said something in English.

After Xu Xin was stunned for a moment, he stuttered and translated according to the meaning of the word:

"Seven o'clock in the evening... Ah no, seven o'clock in the evening? Then you have to add AM, PM and other expressions? And... It seems that English should not be composed of words and sentences like this..."

"..."

Yang Mi opened her mouth...

For a while, I didn't know what to say.

Should I say that you work hard?The two idiots who know 26 English letters from 24 letters have transformed themselves and can already translate the meaning of sentences based on words?

Or should I say... are you so stupid that you can't even hear the words?

After thinking about it, in the end she could only say:
"You can't just memorize words, you have to start learning English with Ai Qing seriously."

"Oh……"

Xu Xin, whose mind was still empty, responded perfunctorily, and then continued to put on a "big" appearance on the bed to stand up.

"Tsk."

The young woman's eyes were filled with regret.

Compared with big, she actually prefers wood.

pity.

She ignored him and walked to the bathroom on her own.

Wash, rinse, rinse, and cool off, and it took another ten minutes.

After she came out wearing a bath towel, she was just about to start taking care of her skin. Seeing that Xu Xin was still posing there, she was really speechless this time:
"What's the matter with you~ you don't feel well?"

"Uh……"

Xu Xin, who came back to his senses again, glanced at his wife and said:

"No, I'm just tired."

"... But why do I feel that you are not only tired now, but more like... your energy has been taken away. Oops!"

She panicked:
"Could it be that I can't hide the secret of the star-absorbing Dafa in me!?"

"..."

Looking at his wife possessed by a playful spirit for a second, Xu Xin rolled his eyes:

"How much do you look down on the brand of my Ookamoto Co., Ltd."

"Hi, hi, world-class."

Yang Mi waved her hands with a smile, sat on the side of the bed, and said softly:

"Is it because of "The Hawthorn Tree"?"

I have to admit that it is really exciting to find a wife and an actor.

Especially find a method actor.

People's templates are all in their hearts, and a random mask is put on the face. One second, you will be a succubus in the world, and the next second, you will be a good wife and mother.

And hearing this, Xu Xin pouted:

"The place where the cramp was just now."

"Yes~Master~"

The good wife and loving mother switched seamlessly to blind massage.

She started to help her husband relax the thigh muscles, and she heard her lover say:

"There is a reason for "The Hawthorn Tree"...After all, a lot of things have really happened since the preparation of this movie last year. Now it is finally released. Although I don't know the box office feedback, but...After it came to an end, I feel The pressure on my body is really much less. But... I feel more relaxed. How time flies..."

"No."

Yang Mi responded:
"It obviously feels like I just had the New Year's Eve dinner last year, and this year it's the end of the year... Sigh. I don't know if Wu Bo's geese have laid eggs this year..."

"..."

The corner of Xu Xin's mouth twitched:
"You are really embarrassed to mention it... How many times have I been bitten by his goose since I grew up! I have never seen an animal like a big goose serve anyone! You are so good, I went there three times and gave them a big goose Too scared to lay eggs..."

"I'm going to put Kaiser on it later!"

"Is that the same thing!!"

Looking at his innocent-looking wife, he couldn't laugh or cry.

Then he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief:

"Phew... that's great."

He unconsciously pinched his wife's soft and warm little hand, and his posture changed to lying on his side.

Just this one action made him grin his teeth.

At this moment, the muscles all over his body seemed to be sending a signal to strike, and they were extremely sore.

He was really exhausted.

"Next...it's time to get busy with the wedding. Have you chosen your wedding dress yet?"

"Well, I just tried the first version two days ago, and there are a few small details that need to be modified. After New Year's Day, I will send someone to Italy to get it."

"Invitation card?"

"I haven't written it yet, but it's coming soon. The style has been selected... I think it will be available after New Year's Day. Your clothes are also ready... Actually, there is no need to be busy. The wedding car, banquet, ceremony, and process are all given by my father. It’s over. We don’t need to worry about it... Oh yes, best man and bridesmaid, how many are you best man?"

"...Ten, how about it?"

"Wheel, Old Wolf, and Old Wang, these are the three... who are you calling the other seven?"

"Xu Yang, Xu Zhilin, fuck them."

"Well……"

Yang Mi thought for a while, and began to scratch her fingers:

"Ten bridesmaids, let me do the math...Shishi, Feifei..."

"Who is Fatty?"

"Liu Yifei."

"..."

Looking at her husband who didn't know what to say, Yang Mi continued to count down:

"Yang Ying... count her. Tang Yan also counts, there are only four... Eh? I suddenly realized that my social circle is a failure. I can't think of who is suitable to be a bridesmaid for a while."

"Gong Xinliang?"

"No."

Yang Mi shook her head:

"If I want to look for it, I will definitely look for someone I know. Her words...uh..."

Suddenly, she seemed to realize that this was not good, so she said:

"Then you can ask the old wolf. It will save the old wolf a lump in his heart. If he agrees, then I will reserve a place for Gong Xinliang."

"Well...then count her first, that's five. Jiaojiao, Baozi, that's seven... Bing...uh..."

"..."

Yang Mi's massaging hands suddenly paused.

Xu Xin also blinked...

Then, the couple naturally passed the name and continued to ponder there.

"Since you've chosen people who are in the circle, don't call friends who are not in the circle this time. So... let's start with actresses you know and think you have a good relationship with. How about it?"

"……it is good."

Yang Mi nodded in response, and continued to ponder there.

But the problem is, she has come into contact with actresses...not many.

This doesn't mean "acquaintance", but the kind of relationship that is not bad.

Thinking about it...

"Why don't you find our classmate? Yuan woo woo woo woo..."

Xu Xin covered his wife's mouth angrily:

"I just knew that once you look at your eyes, you will definitely start to hold back! She can't do it, get out!"

"Oh, bah! Your hands are so salty!"

The young woman's eyes were full of disgust, and she wiped her mouth with her arm.

Then said:

"Jiao Jiao counts as one."

"8."

"Uh... Wen Jing, how are you?"

"The one you said is not very smart? What's the name of her partner... Bao..."

"Bao Beier."

"Yes, yes, let her forget it. When people say that you have 9 bridesmaids and a fool, it is not appropriate."

"……Right."

While nodding, the little young woman fell into distress again:
"Then who do you choose from the remaining two? You can't choose this, you can't choose that..."

"...How about you include Xi Wei?"

"Her?...I don't know her very well."

"She has a pretty good personality. Lao Wang and Lao Lang think highly of her."

"It's okay. Then count her as one, nine. What about the last one?"

"Guo Caijie? How is it? I haven't seen her for a long time."

"Oh yes, Caijie, why did I forget about her. The last time we had dinner together, I even asked her to be my bridesmaid."

Hearing this, Xu Xin was taken aback:
"You two have a connection?"

"Yes, whenever she comes to Yanjing, she will call me."

"……Fine."

Xu Xin nodded:
"When the time comes, let the old wolf play the piano for us, let the wheel sing the congratulatory song for us, and let the old Wang cover the expenses of our wedding... Well, I know these few friends and I have made the best use of them."

He didn't care at all that when he got married, it was a very cold day, whether his hands would get cold when he played the piano.

I don't care how much my wedding will cost.

I don't even care if Jay Chou sings until his throat becomes hoarse...

In his heart, after he had found the three bullies by default, he suddenly felt that the burden on him had been lifted off again.

It's easier.

And Yang Mi also felt that it should be taken for granted.Even if it's just a joke...

But it's also good to tease and tease them.

Isn't it just this moment to raise three big children for a thousand days!

GOGOGO, Go Go Go!

"Then I'll call the three of them first?"

"Okay. Then you get up quickly, it's just the two of us at noon, we have to find a place to get out of bed."

"Um……"

Xu Xin answered lazily, and found the first phone number of the big grievance.

……

"Dudu... hello? Did Lao Xu call you?"

"Just finished the fight...I also called you?"

"Nonsense, he asked me to pay all the expenses of his wedding! What the hell is this looking for a best man? Isn't this looking for someone to take advantage of?"

"He also said that he would set aside a small stage for me alone. They play recorded songs at weddings, and he asked me to sing live! It's beyond the mark!"

"...Did you ask what's going on with the old wolf?"

"No... Hey, just open Skype and ask him directly."

"Alright. Hang up."

soon……

"VIPW999", "JAY", and "MR.LANG" started the conference chat mode.

"Hey, can you hear me?"

"I can hear it. Hey, I still want to ask you two, did Lao Xu call you two?"

"Call us both, let me pay for his wedding expenses, let the wheels sing congratulations on the spot... What are you talking about?"

Following Wang Sicong's question, Lang Lang said vividly:
"Hey, old wolf, let me tell you something. You will be the best man for my wedding. Then I will get you a piano, and you will accompany me live. Okay, that's all, I hang up. ... and then He hung up."

"Damn it! Why is your job so easy? Just play the piano and you're done?"

Wang Sicong's voice was full of surprise.

Ke Langlang was speechless:
"What do you mean my job is easy? Brother, he is going to place wine at the gate of the ancestral hall. Do you know how cold it is to play the piano outside in winter? It's already four o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles!"

"...Then you are happier than the wheel."

"What's wrong with the wheels?"

"Ah Xin asked me to sing on the spot. He said that he would choose my songs for all the songs at his wedding, and in advance... asked me to make a skewer accompaniment for him. Then he would set aside a small stage for me to sing on the spot. .”

"Pfft... Hahahahahahaha, human karaoke machine? Hahahahahaha."

Lang Lang burst out laughing.

While laughing, he said:
"Pharaoh is the easiest to sum up, just pay the wedding bill and it's over."

"Simple ass! Although Lao Xu called today and didn't mention it, I asked Uncle Xu before. I asked him what you plan to do with Xu Xin's wedding uncle. Do you know that they are going to make a big show! Put it on for a few days It’s a water table! Eat, drink, and have fun... I’m so conservative, at least Lao Xu’s wedding will cost 8 figures! Now he actually asked me to pay the bill... Do you think he is human!"

"dududu~"

At this time, a series of bubbles suddenly sounded.

Wang Sicong, who is the moderator of the web conference, saw the prompt:
"XUXIN" has requested to join the conference connection.

"Old Xu is here."

He said something, and then let Xu Xin in.

Then, amidst the wind noise, Xu Xin's voice sounded:
"I saw that the three of you in the Q group didn't say a word, and I knew you were making small moves here! The three of you are so unaware that you even formed a small group! Pull them all out and shoot them for 5 minutes!"

"No, where are you? Why are you so noisy."

"In the car, we're going to the brick factory to eat a bowl of fried noodles...is it too noisy? Then I won't smoke."

Soon, the wind noise on his side quieted down.

"How about it, comrades, have the three of you finished the work you are responsible for? I will hand it over to you on the day of my wedding."

"We're not being taken advantage of! Why should I spend money on your wedding!"

"That's right! If you use my song, I don't ask you to pay for it. Why do you want me to sing LIVE!"

"My hands are worth tens of millions! Or dollars! You let me play the piano for you in winter? Do you know that you are killing the civilization process of piano art!"

"Ah this..."

It seemed a little embarrassing for Xu Xin to be attacked by three people.

But at this moment, Yang Mi's voice sounded:
"He was joking with the three of you. How could you really let you come like this? He doesn't feel sorry for you, but I still feel sorry for you. "

"Hey hey... It's better to be big honey."

“Honey is awesome!”

"Excellent, my sister!"

The three immediately began to brag.

All kinds of compliments were thrown at Yang Mi's head like no money.

But immediately Yang Mi changed the subject:
"But having said that, if you are called the best man, you must prepare some surprises."

Before the words fell, the most vigilant Wang Sicong subconsciously said:

"What's the bridesmaid's surprise?"

"Well……"

Yang Mi, who was driving, rolled her eyes and said:
"I didn't ask the bridesmaids for a surprise."

"Are you treating it differently?"

"That's right! It's not fair at all!"

"It's not bad, men and women must be equal!"

The three of them were unhappy again.

But Yang Mi looked confident:
"Oh, listen to me first. Do you know how many best men there are this time? Ten! Ten bridesmaids, with ten bridesmaids! Each of these ten bridesmaids is as beautiful as a flower..."

"Cut, don't come here. Liu Shishi, Liu Yifei, and Yang Ying are the three, right?"

The Eldest Young Master's voice was full of the pride of "I've seen through your little trick".

Then I heard a sentence:
"And then? You keep counting. Who else?"

"Uh……"

Wang Sicong started to get stuck.

After thinking about it, he tentatively asked:

"Bun? Jiaojiao?"

"Well... that's fine. Let me count them, so there are only five. There are five more, and these people are all beauties... Have you ever attended a wedding and made trouble with bridesmaids?" I don't need to say anything, do you?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

All of a sudden, the three of them were completely speechless.

"It's time for the bridesmaids and best men...but they're going to play games..."

"Sister... that... what kind of surprise do you think... is enough to express our admiration for you?"

"This is..."

In Xu Xin's helpless eyes of "these three idiots", the young woman smiled triumphantly:
"I won't tell you, don't you think about it yourself?"

"...?"

The three were stunned.

Then I heard Yang Mi say again:

"If you don't do well, I will deduct points for you in my heart."

"...???"

"Remember, those who are interested don't need to teach, but those who don't have the heart can't teach. Right?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

In the enigmatic silence, Yang Mi said:

"Okay, let's go eat fried noodles, let's hang up."

Doodle.

"XUXIN" left the conference call.

During the call of the remaining three people...

After a while, Wang Sicong said:
"Is she... the three of us in PUA?"

"Okay...it seems so."

"Mom, how could there be such a terrifying woman?"

Hearing Lang Lang's words, Wang Sicong quickly denied:

"No, you should be lucky."

"Happy for what?"

"Such a horrible woman is married to Lao Xu. So the ultimate goal of the brothers now is to ensure that the two people have a good relationship for a hundred years. Lao Xu is an iron cage, enclosing a big honey, do you understand? If two people Divorced, how many Chinese cabbages will be harmed after Da Mi is released!"

"...It means Mimi is a wild boar?"

"Damn it! I didn't say that, don't talk nonsense, I'll sue you for defamation!"

"Hahaha!"

The three gentlemen started chatting again.

And after a while...

"So, to be serious, what kind of gift should we prepare to express our heart?"

Hearing Lang Lang's words, the two fell silent.

Yes.

Best friends get married.

Do you have to do something to express yourself?
No kidding. You are in charge of the wedding expenses, and I am in charge of playing the piano.

Instead, it was a serious gift.

After Lang Lang finished speaking, Jay Chou thought about it and said:
"What's there... on the Shenmu side? Are there any high-rise buildings similar to the 101 Building or the Bund of Shanghai that can be advertised? We can advertise to bless him."

"That's too vulgar."

Wang Sicong quickly denied it, and then said thoughtfully:

"Also...there doesn't seem to be anything in Shenmu, right? All I know about that place is that it produces coal, and there is a stadium where Old Xu used as the Olympic test site...eh?"

Suddenly, he seemed to realize something, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said:
"Why don't we have a concert?"

"what?"

"..."

Wang Sicong pursues the inspiration in his mind:

"I'll pay for it! You two contribute! Let's rent the stadium in Shenmu and hold a concert for free! You choose the songs, and Lao Lang will accompany you! And then bring in a symphony orchestra or something... No money! It's free! Come and see! Let Lao Xu and Da Mi celebrate their wedding! Let everyone in the county know that they are married! How about it!?"

"..."

"..."

moment.

Lang Lang said:
"Hey, I watched "Bright Sword" just now, and there is a saying that Li Yunlong said about Chu Yunfei, which is very appropriate to describe you, Old Wang."

"What did you say?"

"You're a fucking genius!"

"..."

Wang Sicong was speechless, but Lang Lang continued to ask:
"How are you, Lun'er? How do you say it?"

"...I'm already thinking about what song to choose."

"It's still a choice? "Lovely Woman", "Dao Ma Dan", "In the Name of the Father", "Double Swords", "Dragon Fist", "Tornado", "Broken String", "Track", "Split" , "Quiet", "Elimination"..."

Following Wang Sicong's words, the two fell into silence again.

"..."

"..."

moment.

"There is a picture."

Lang Lang sighed lightly.

Jay Chou responded:
"Well, there is a picture."

Old Wang, you are a genius.

"Then let's say that? This matter...is kept secret. I'll call Xu Yang and the others and ask them to rent a venue! What about other aspects?"

"Just leave it to us."

"OK! Brothers! This time... give Lao Xu a big surprise!"

"Fuck it!"

"over!"

……

At the entrance of Brick Factory Hutong.

Yang Mi glanced at the situation in the alley, and nodded:

"It's okay, it's okay, I came early, and the queue hasn't started yet."

"Ah."

Xu Xin responded, and then said:

"After dinner, shall we go to the movies?"

"..."

Yang Mi paused.

Because the big scarf was around her face, only one pair of eyes was exposed, she asked unconsciously:
""You Are the One"?"

"correct."

"...Are you really going to see it?"

"Not only it, "Let the Bullets Fly" has a box office of more than [-] million. Shall we watch it too?"

While speaking, he hooked his wife's hand:

"It's hard to have no children to follow today... My good sister, let's go romantic."

Hearing this, Yang Mi felt a little speechless at first.

Are you not worried about the box office of "The Hawthorn Tree"?

Not only that, but you want to "fund the enemy"?
Why is my heart so big?

And when she was speechless, Xu Xin had already held her hand in his pocket to cover it, and led her to the Zhajiang noodle restaurant.

When he walked to the door, there was indeed no line at the moment, and his stomach growled.

Amidst the cooing and cooing, Yang Mi asked again:

"Really go?"

"of course."

"……Fine."

She nodded in agreement, then walked into the Zhajiang noodle restaurant, and yelled out familiarly:

"Two big bowls of dry frying, pick the pot!"

eat!
full!

Go take a look after you are full to see what the enemy is made of!
(End of this chapter)