I'm the director, I'm not bad

Chapter 619 617.League of Legends
"Come on! Come on, everything is ready."

On the second floor of the villa, Lang Lang poked his head out upon hearing the commotion and saw three people get off the car, and greeted them with a smile.

"hold head high."

Xu Xin waved his hand and walked into the villa with the suitcase.

He leads the charge.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw a big color TV!

And Dante in a pose on the color TV.

Next to the TV, the PS3 is still buzzing, working hard to dissipate heat.

At the same time, there was a leftover pizza box, a Coke can, and champagne and goblets in an ice bucket on the table...

Then there is a pool table in the corner of the first floor, the balls on it are scattered, and it looks like it has been played by someone.

Ok.

can.

The taste is right.

Without saying a word, he went straight to the pool table. After gathering the balls together, he said to the two people who walked in behind:
"O'Sullivan in northern Shaanxi, you can leave your name when you come!"

Hearing this, Wang Sicong laughed:
"Haha, if you don't want to change your name or surname, I'm going to Dalian Durex! I'm here to ask for advice!"

"Come to fight...huh?"

Xu Xin who suddenly felt something was wrong was taken aback.

But Wang Sicong had already picked up the club from the rack, and after setting the position of the ball, he shot it out with one shot.

"BANG! Boom, boom, boom..."

After the last ball stopped, Wang Sicong was not discouraged when he saw that a ball was missed, but raised his head proudly:
"You can recognize this formation!"

"Um……"

Xu Xin looked solemn, thought for a moment, and nodded slightly:
"Dalian Durex really lives up to its reputation."

You can't even get a ball in.

"Fart, it's Dalian Davis!"

Wang Sicong, who didn't even notice that it was his own mouth, was speechless.

And Jay Chou had already come out of the bathroom, glanced at the two of them, without making a sound, directly carried his suitcase, and entered a guest room on the first floor.

Strange to say, the three of them didn't even have the idea of ​​going up to the second floor from the beginning to the end.

It doesn't matter what the old wolf is doing...whatever he likes to do.

The three fathers are all on the first floor. If you don't come down, the eldest son, you can't bear it if your father goes up to look for you at that moment!
Soon, the door opened again.

Putting on a pair of beach shorts, Jay Chou stepped on the board and walked out.

When I came to the table, I took a look at the champagne in the ice bucket...

Then it opened with a bang without warning.

After gulping two gulps directly into the mouth of the bottle...

“Vegas!!!baby!!!!!!”

"...?"

Shanbei O'Sullivan was taken aback, and he hit it with one shot, which went straight crooked.

"You are so sick! Why are you crying like ghosts and howling like wolves!"

While talking, he moved a No. 3 ball attached to the side library to the mouth of the pocket while Dalian Durex turned his head.

Dalian Durex didn't notice it, but smiled all over her face:
"The champagne is about to open? Pour me a glass too..."

"Sure."

Jay Chou responded, took the wine bottle, picked up a glass at random, poured half of it, and walked over with it:

"Give."

"Let's put it there, I'll drink it later."

"Are you sure? The bubbles of this champagne disappear quickly."

"Don't worry~"

Dalian Durex glanced at the 3 strikes in the lower left pocket and sneered.

But do not poke.

This plate is under control.

Sure enough, when the last black 8 was scored, he picked up the cup and shook it slightly...

The clear golden champagne burst into bursts of bubbles again.

Ok.

The wine is still warm~
"Next person!"

Perhaps because the money was not enough, the Shanbei Rockets resentfully handed over the club to Wanwan Selby.

Only then did I realize that Lang Lang hadn't come down yet:
"What is the old wolf doing up there?"

"I don't know, go and have a look...By the way, help me get my luggage up."

"Why?"

"It's up to me to win, okay?"

"..."

have to.

Now Xu Xin lost his temper at all, obediently carried two big boxes and walked upstairs.

I thought to myself, why is there a big woman in the suitcase of Lao Wang?
So heavy.

He went upstairs wheezing and wheezing, and then he yelled:
"Old wolf, where are you?"

"Here. Old Xu, come quickly!"

Hearing the sound, Xu Xin didn't rush to find a room, and followed the sound directly to the door of a room.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lang Lang with his earphones half buttoned up, sitting in front of the computer playing a game he had never seen before.

"What is this?"

"League of Legends."

Lang Lang came with a string of English, and Xu Xin walked beside him.

Just saw...he was controlling a villain with a knife in his hand, and he was slashing at a strange long monster.

As soon as the monster was killed, there was a blue circle under his feet.

Then Xu Xin didn't understand what was going on, and Lang Lang, who was stepping on the circle, walked straight up the road. After passing through a few bushes, he fought with a hero holding a big sword in his hand.

After a burst of strange skills, suddenly there was a "bang", a huge sword fell from the sky, and Lang Lang's screen turned into black and white.

The blue circle also appeared under the figure with residual blood.

"Crap! That's outrageous! He's so meaty!"

Lang Lang uttered an obscenity, and clicked the mouse a few times irritably.

Through observation, Xu Xin probably understood this game... It seems to be similar to DOTA.

So asked:

"Why don't you play DOTA anymore?"

"I can't play. The login delay on the domestic platform is very high, and I can't play at all. Then I play the Battle.net platform here. They are all foreigners, and they are not passionate and meaningless. I have been playing this for the past two days. "

"That's because of your food."

Xu Xin mercilessly exposed his "lie".

He couldn't be more clear about Lao Lang's level of playing DOTA.

That abruptly was dragged into the pit by several people.

The prestige of Karl, the reinforcement player, still flows on VS.

Make up the knife, the technology is not solid, and I don't have my own ideas.

It's okay to be in the fourth or fifth position if someone guides and directs him to play in the fourth or fifth position. If there is no one to direct him, he will just wander around like a headless chicken.

This kind of teammate is led by a powerful boss, Kuoqi Yang Mi, so it's hard to tell.

But his solo queue, his stupidity, guarantees that before he can make himself cry, his teammates will be full of beef.

Seeing that he was mercilessly exposing himself, Lang Lang was a little unconvinced...but he couldn't refute it.Because he dared to refute, he would be invited by Xu Xin:
"Spicy chicken, if you don't agree, come search the building!"

I can't beat him again and again, after being abused, this bastard will definitely show off to the other two bastards below.

Therefore, the best way is to endure.

You say me, I bear it.

As long as you don't scold me!

So, he, who was not talking, followed the resurrection of the character, and ran out of the spring again with a knife.

Xu Xin looked at him and asked curiously:

"What's the name of the person you're playing with?"

"A master of swordsmanship...a ​​sword master, so to speak."

"Yo? Switched to Carry?"

"No, it's Ginger Dog."

"...what's the matter?"

"Jiang...Jungle! Understood? Drill into the jungle area to develop, and then support the three lanes. This game is different from DOTA. The top lane and the mid lane are all one-on-one, and the bottom lane is Carry and support. It's pure competition basic skills , you can't deny it... Anyway, it's quite simple to play."

As soon as he explained it like this, Xu Xin understood, and nodded vigorously:
"Well, that sounds like it would suit you."

look!

What I said just now, you say me, I can bear it, as long as you don't scold me.

But what are you doing now?
What is the difference between you and scolding me?
You scold me? !

I... I can bear it too!
Lang Lang wasn't picking up the conversation, but instead sent out an invitation:
"Play a game? I'll teach you. This game is very simple. I'll play the game for you."

"Row."

Xu Xin turned on the computer without further ado:

"I'm going to get water, what do you drink?"

"No, there are."

After Lang Lang finished speaking, he let go of the mouse and moved his hand down...

Xu Xin looked in the direction of his hand.

A small insulated box came into view.

The lid opens...

"Are you drinking Coke? Gatorade? Or something..."

Ok.

Yes, the taste is more correct!

He personally walked over to pick and choose, and finally chose a bottle of cherry-flavored drink.

While waiting for the machine to turn on, he looked at the drink can in his hand, pulled the tab and took a sip, then nodded slightly:

"Not to mention, it's quite delicious... It's just that Lao Mei's name is really strange. Pooh~ How do you translate this word? Paper? Newspaper? Newspaper brand cherry flavored soda?"

"..."

The corner of Lang Lang's mouth twitched, and he was about to explain, but his eyes rolled immediately.

Grandma's, I can't bear spicy food!

"Yes, the newspaper card. They didn't say you brought me a bottle of drink when they drank this. They just said: Hey, that newspaper. They will give you this drink."

"Good guy~"

Xu Xin nodded in amazement, and continued to be a curious baby:
"Then what if I go to buy a newspaper? It's the kind of newspaper I read, how should I say it?"

"Uh...then you have to say Neus, N, E, W, S, you know?"

"Hmm! News... Then I want to watch TV news?"

"Uh……"

Lang Lang opened his mouth and said:
"Then you said you want to watch TV."

"Then I want to watch the series..."

"Are you a hundred thousand why? Hurry up, have you seen the document on the desktop? That is the number I registered for you with the IDs of friends around you. Choose one yourself, log in, and go through the novice tutorial first... "

"Tsk."

Seeing his impatience, Xu Xin smacked his mouth and started to log into the game client.

Then, because of the language barrier, he could only fumble under Lang Lang's guidance.

When passing the novice tutorial, the hero chose the buddy with the giant sword.

According to Lang Lang's words, his Q skill is to slash people, and others will be silent after he takes a fancy to someone. The W skill is damage reduction, the E skill is a big windmill, and the R skill is the warrior beheading skill in World of Warcraft.

Then what summoner skills, runes, etc. do he have...

Because it didn't make sense, he simply helped Xu Xin operate for a while.

D skill is to run fast, speed up when you open it.

The F skill is to add blood to yourself.

Then let Xu Xin go to the novice tutorial happily.

In all fairness, Xu Xin missed a few soldiers as soon as he got started.

But then he basically got used to it.

It's okay, it doesn't have the complicated operations like DOTA, but it's quite simple.

There are only four skills, QWER.

Equipment is also a synthetic system.

The most important thing is that there is no way to block pawns, and there is no need to deny.

After Xu Xin glanced at it, he understood that the game's control of the pawn line was actually two points.

One is to push skills quickly, and the other is to get stuck in a favorable position and make up one by one.

It belongs to the most basic line control skill in DOTA, but it is too easy.

Especially since he is still playing the No. 3 martyr road.

The most basic quality is how to grasp some shadows and details to control the line of soldiers when you are regarded as an orphan.

These are too simple for him.

What's more, this buddy who holds a giant sword like a door panel also has a passive skill, which can restore blood when squatting in the grass.

Hey, if this skill is put in DOTA...don't the third position have to call daddy?

The only pity is that this game is not very operable for the map, and the classic DOTA operations such as circling the forest, card vision, hiding to gain experience, etc. can't be done...

But well.

With a cigarette in one hand, and the other hand not even using the A button, Xu Xin, who just operated the mouse to move back and forth to make up the knife, looked at the 20 yuan 20 entry, and a thought flowed in his heart:
"Unexpectedly...it's very simple."

Ever since, after Laolang's game of Juggernaut ended humiliatingly on 3/9/1, Xu Xin had already mastered it.

The two immediately played a game online.

He directly locked on Brother Jujian... Only through Lao Lang's translation did he know that the hero's name was Galen.

But the one opposite was a little girl.

At the beginning of the match, Xu Xin watched the girl throw a fire casually, and he lost a skill of blood, with question marks all over his head.

However, relying on the characteristics of returning blood from the grass, combined with the red medicine, he followed DOTA's habit of raising orphans on the Martyr's Road, and his experience in hiding in the grass was barely evenly divided.

And because he hid in the grass at the beginning of the game, he killed the younger sister named Annie, and when he added Q, he went to kill that girl... Annie went back to the city once, and he reached level six first.

First open W, then Q!Then drive the big windmill around and around, wait for the big windmill to complete a Q...

Annie lost blood in an instant and started to run back.

Xu Xin chased him wildly and pressed R desperately, but after being circled by Annie, he also came to the sixth level. Then, after teleporting a short distance in his eyes, he backhanded a bear and hit him in front of him.

Then there was a set of combos that he couldn't understand, and he was given a second.

"WTF???"

He was dumbfounded.

But fortunately, he pressed R before being seconds.

A huge sword fell from the sky, and I got it for 300 yuan.

And the old wolf who has been paying attention to Xu Xin and almost killed others solo when he saw him the first time he played the game said with envy:

"Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, she is very fierce at the sixth level. She will faint."

"Why didn't you say it earlier!... Also, what is her ability to teleport a short distance forward? A prop or a skill? It looks like a jumping knife."

"that……"

Lang Lang rolled his eyes and said:
"That's her own skill. You hero is too bulky, no... Then you are good enough, you run sprint, and then add blood to yourself, maybe you can't die. Tsk, real dish .”

"..."

It was only then that Xu Xin belatedly remembered... Oh yes, I still have two skills that are useless.

This……

Fine.

my pot.

It is indeed my dish.

"What should I do?"

"You are a hero who cuts people hard, so you don't attack!"

The old wolf's eyes dodged a little.

But Xu Xin didn't notice, just nodded:
"Understood! Then buy this sword that can cut people back to ten points of blood? 475?"

"Correct!"

"But this thing doesn't seem to be compatible with equipment, I think other small items can be combined..."

"It's cost-effective. I bought it in the early stage, and then sold it to the store when I changed it."

"……you sure?"

It would be fine if he didn't say the latter sentence... Xu Xin started to mutter in his heart when he talked about selling the store.

Anyone who plays DOTA knows that if you buy something for 1000, it will be 500 after selling it in the store.
This is clearly a waste of money.

That's what fools do.

This game is designed to be so anti-human?
Then, he glanced at Lang Lang's Juggernaut.

"...What did you come up with? Why didn't you make this 475?"

"Uh……"

"Ok?"

"..."

"..."

In the silence that he didn't react for a while, Xu Xin also fell silent.

After about two or three seconds, Xu Xin asked:
"This hero...is attacking?"

"...You can buy magic resistance..."

Lang Lang gave a dry laugh:
"Brother, I was just joking."

……

"What are you two doing... Ouch, what kind of game is this?"

Seeing that the two of them could not come down for a long time, Wang Sicong and Zhou Jielun finally couldn't bear to go upstairs.

After finding the two, Wang Sicong looked curiously at the way Xu Xin manipulated the hero into the crowd and circled.

When the voice fell, the opponent's crystal exploded.

With a record of 6/7/11, Xu Xin completed his first victory in an unfamiliar game.

It's a good start.

As for Lang Lang... because he had to be distracted teaching Xu Xin to produce equipment while operating it, he only gave a proud report card of 2/9/3.

This set was brought to lie down by the wandering mage daddy in the middle.

"What is L, the old wolf took me to play, it's okay, it's very interesting."

Xu Xin said something casually.

Hearing this, Wang Sicong asked curiously:
"Why don't you play DOTA... NOOB JUNGLE... Garbage jungle? What do you mean? Who are you talking about?"

In the post-match chat box, after seeing someone typing, Wang Sicong subconsciously translated it.

Lang Lang blushed...

But Xu Xin glanced at him and sneered:
"So-and-so is clear. Do you two want to come? This game is quite interesting. Dota can't be played, and our VS is too stuck."

"Well, that's fine. Come on. I'll get some water, Old Xu, how much of your cigarette do you have left?"

"Half a box, enough for the two of us to smoke, Shui Laolang has it. Come on, you two hurry up and sign up, this game is extremely simple."

Hearing this, the corners of Lang Lang's mouth twitched again.

This is not over yet.

When the two of them go through the novice tutorial...

"Merlin Gunner? What kind of stupid name is that... Let me see... Well, why is this hero skill similar to the enemy's magic? Can this jump jump face? Is it used to escape in the early stage, and it is specially used to jump face in the later stage to piss people off?" ?...This big move is so stupid, push people away? I want to kill people, what is this? Be merciful to Gatling?...Wheel, what are you playing?"

"Tauren."

"What? NTR?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Fine.

After all, it is Dalian Durex.

Well-deserved name.

While Xu Xin was waiting for the two of them to go through the novice tutorial, he also finished a can of newspaper.

He smacked his mouth with a lot of thought:
"Old wolf, bring me another newspaper."

His unique title attracted Wang Sicong's casual gesture.

"Yo? Dr. Pepper? Cherry flavor? Give me a can too...Old Xu, give me another cigarette."

"Just wait a moment..."

Xu Xin was stunned.

And Lang Lang's nose was already covered with cold sweat.

"Ah, okay, come here, Lao Xu, here you are, you drink this, Gatorade, it's delicious too! It's still cold, Lun'er, what do you drink?"

"Don't drink the wheel first."

Xu Xin interrupted his words, looked at Wang Sicong, and pointed to the soda can in front of him:

"What's this thing called?"

"Dr. Pepper. DR.PEPPER, isn't that written? It's a classic drink here."

"Gudu."

Xu Xin heard the sound of Lang Lang swallowing saliva clearly.

What about Xu Xin...

Glancing at him again, he asked Wang Sicong:

"Isn't this thing called a newspaper? Pooh, it means newspaper."

"It's pepper! Brother~"

Wang Sicong, who doesn't know why, corrected again:
"Did you see the word DR? It means doctor or doctor. Dao Kete! The translation is Dr. Pepper... What's the matter with you two?"

He was getting more and more puzzled.

As for Xu Xin, after hearing this explanation, he looked at Lao Lang again, and then said:

"As for me, I'm thirsty. I asked what this drink was called just now, and someone told me it's called a newspaper. It was said that people here bought this drink, and they all said: Bring me a newspaper..."

"Pfft...hahahahahahahaha..."

Wang Sicong burst into laughter instantly.

And Jay Chou over there also asked dumbfoundedly:
"What are you doing? What if you really want to read the newspaper? What should I say?"

"..."

Lang Lang's forehead also began to sweat.

I heard Xu Xin say:

"NEWS. News."

"Hahahahaha..."

The young master started laughing wildly.

And Jay Chou was even more speechless:

"Then what if I want to watch the news?"

"Watch TV, TVSHOW."

"Hahahahahaha..."

Lang Lang was sweating like rain.

And Jay Chou saw that the sweat on his face was flowing like a waterfall, and he knew that he couldn't continue asking.

If this continues, someone will die in this room.

So a rounding of the field was played:
"Hey, forget it, let's start. How does this game attract people?"

As for Xu Xin, instead of continuing to ask questions, he said to Lang Lang:
"Pull them both."

"Eh, okay."

A humble old wolf who pulls people online.

Soon, the four-person team was in place and began to line up.

And just after Lang Lang finished arranging the summoner skills of the two of them, and matched a teammate, after the game started, Xu Xin looked at the loading interface and suddenly said:
"My new house still lacks a piano..."

"Brother, I'll buy it! Leave this matter to me!"

"Hmm... old wolf."

"Hey, bro, tell me."

"Don't lean your head so close, your sweat is dripping onto my arm."

"Hey, okay, Brother Xu."

A hand worth 8000 million rubbed against Xu Xin's arm, and after that, he blew:

"Brother, it's clean."

"Well, come on the road and be a dog for me in this game."

"Okay, I'll catch it at the second level!"

moment.

Teemo, who was just at level 2, died under the giant sword and chaotic knife:? ? ?

This sword master...

Not a human being?
　Tell me, after finishing this chapter today, I want to eat fruit.I stabbed the pineapple with a fruit knife, and then I scratched my hand. The knife wiped the index finger, middle finger, and ring finger of my left hand and flew out.It ruptured in an instant, and the bleeding couldn't stop. After arriving at the hospital, three fingers were stitched with ten stitches...

Fortunately in misfortune, I didn't hurt my nerves or temuscles, just a little bit! It's so dangerous!

I'm really... drunk.

The stitches will be removed in [-] days. I can only guarantee to keep updating as much as possible, but I can’t guarantee the number of updates. Please understand.

Now only the thumb of my left hand can be used, I will try my best to keep updating, but tomorrow should be the most painful day, let’s see the situation first.If the swelling is too severe, then I will dove for a day, and if I can persist, I will do more.

I've been really unlucky this year...truly.

　
(End of this chapter)