I'm the director, I'm not bad

Chapter 615 613. Flowers hidden at the bottom of the leaves
"I ask you something, you answer me sincerely, and let me evaluate the seriousness of the matter by the way."

"...?"

Yang Mi on the other end of the phone was stunned, and subconsciously sat up straight:

"What's the matter?...The three girls who were playing around were photographed by the paparazzi? Who took the lead? What are those girls?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the three people in the car were a little green.

Wang Sicong couldn't help coming over:

"Why can't it be your old Xu who made the mistake! Why should it be us!"

"If you can find someone who is prettier than me, taller than me, or able to fight, I'm willing to let him make mistakes."

Yang Mi's voice sounded like a smile but not a smile came from the loudspeaker.

And Xu Xin... pushed Wang Sicong's face away, and said:

"I'm telling you the truth."

"... Are the three of them in trouble?"

"To be precise... it's the wheels, which caused a lot of trouble."

"……what happened?"

Yang Mi's voice finally became formal.

And Jay Chou rolled his big eyes, leaned on the seat and listened with his ears up.

Even... Dani started to slow down, trying to make the noise of the car quieter so that she could hear it clearly.

Then...Xu Xin asked:

"Let me take me as an example. Suppose, I give my ex-girlfriend..."

"Yuan Shanshan?"

"..."

"Oh yo?"

"I'm stupid!?"

Xu Xin is still not doing well, the three living fathers are like the ADC in the bottom lane seeing a large wave of soldiers, and his face can't wait to get into the phone.

At this moment, the three of them are like Columbus discovering a new continent, Goblins discovering new meat... a new princess!

There was something wrong with the way she looked at Xu Xin.

"..."

Xu Xinxin said...you prodigal bitch...

I really want to beat you to death!

So, he simply didn't understand what was going on, and continued:
"For example, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, and then shot a MV. When I was shooting this MV, I fell in love with the heroine of the MV and wanted her to be my current girlfriend...I want to ask this What kind of disaster is this on the girl's side... Is it simply an early warning? Or..."

Before he could finish speaking, Yang Mi gave the answer:

"Do you still remember the book you recommended to me a while ago... "The Best Science Fiction Collection of the Celestial Dynasty in 2000"?"

"...What's wrong?"

"There's a novel in it, the author is Liu...Liu Cixin? He has a disaster novel that I really like. It's about the sun going to expand and the earth going to move..."

""The Wandering Earth"?"

"Yes, yes, that's the book... If you can, let the wheels start building planetary engines now, the farther he wanders the better. It's best not to come back. RUN FAST, RUN FAR!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

At this moment, in Jay Chou's eyes, the heads of these three people are like... puppets.

Along with the turning of the head, he could even hear the "creaking" movement of the puppet's joints rubbing against each other.

And looking at these three pairs of dead silent, dull, lifeless eyes, his face turned slightly pale.

You three are a bit scary!

Subconsciously swallowed.

"Gudu~"

try to speak.

But he couldn't open his mouth. He just felt that his throat was blocked by something, and he couldn't get up or down.

At this time, Yang Mi on the other end of the phone said again:

"Husband."

"Ok?"

"Come back quickly, don't splash your blood all over, it's not good."

"Well, okay, I'll be back tomorrow."

Xu Xin responded and hung up the phone.

Then he stopped looking at Jay Chou, but turned to the other two and asked:
"When are you two going to leave?"

"I... can do it."

Lang Lang shrugged:

"I just have a bag, pick it up and leave. How about you, Lao Wang?"

"Let's go together tomorrow, I haven't been to this place for a while, how about it?"

"I think it's okay, the smell of rust in Wanwan is really a bit strong..."

"It's another bloodbath..."

"Love~He~Yi!!!"

"Value! Thousand! Gold!"

"It doesn't matter if you go up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire..."

"It's been a long road, it seems that I will be with the two brothers from now on."

"Hahaha, the three of you and I, wandering around the world, making our home all over the world, is also a beautiful thing in life~"

"Oh, it's a pity that our brother Zhou..."

"Hey, Brother Wang's words are wrong. This person will die if he does many injustices. There is nothing to say. Let's go..."

Seeing that the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang are about to become sworn brothers in Taoyuan, the corners of Jay Chou's mouth twitched...

With a final sigh:
"Ugh……"

What to do?
He looked at the scenery outside the window, eyes full of speechless.

……

To be honest, Xu Xin also thinks that the wheel is very brave.

This matter...how dare you?

Although there is also a context involved...but it would be a bit too bold for a girl you are pursuing to play the MV of you and your ex-girlfriend.

Of course, this is not a big deal.

The focus of this matter is not just about the MV.

After the joke, Xu Xin said:
"I won't ask about your current progress, but I have to give you a suggestion."

"what?"

"...The suggestion is not right, it should be said to be a mandatory requirement."

"...Say it?"

"Restrain yourself."

Xu Xin said seriously:
"You are not an unknown person. Having a relationship with a minor... If you can go to the end with her, it doesn't matter. But... just in case... then... this matter may become the one that will destroy your life bomb."

Following his words, after Wang Sicong and Lang Lang reacted, their expressions became serious:

"That's right, Lun'er...you have to pay attention."

"Just be careful!"

"..."

After being stunned for a moment, Jay Chou immediately understood what the three of them meant, and nodded:
"Don't worry, I know."

"Well, as long as you know it in your heart. It takes two people to be together for a while before you can determine whether the other person is yours... and now this society is very impetuous. Some things may feel nothing at the time, but they can become hidden dangers at any time later. .So...you promise?"

Hearing Ah Xin's words, he smiled slightly:
"Well, I promise."

There is no need to talk so much about the relationship between the four, and to analyze so many pros and cons.

Since he agreed, the three people believed him.

Because he promised.

……

On the morning of the 22nd, the three of them packed up and went their separate ways.

Lang Lang's last event this year was in the United States.

And everyone also agreed on the time of "Lang Lang Ri".

Meet in Miami on December 12st.

After a few gentlemen had a good week of vacation without any shame, they just happened to not miss the "The Voice" finals on December 12.

And Jay Chou didn't send them off, instead he hurried to the company.

I went to reshoot the MV of "How are you".

At noon on the 22nd, after Xu Xin arrived in Yanjing, he returned directly to his empty home.

The daughter-in-law is still filming Gong Er and Ma San's fight scene in the northeast, and she hasn't come back yet.My sister-in-law should be doing yoga... As for the old man, he doesn't know where he went.

With nothing else to do, he sat in front of the easel in the living room with the printed enlarged version of the wheel and the photo of Aunt Ye.

The easel was bought by people from the company, and he planned to practice first.

Looking at the clean white canvas in front of him, and then at the photo he took, he thought about it with a pencil in his hand, and first drew a proportional line on the drawing paper with a ruler.

Type both horizontally and vertically, and then draw a rough outline of the characters on it.

It is true that he has never learned painting, and it is a bit embarrassing for him to paint according to standard techniques.

But when it comes to drawing boards, he always has an intuition.

This intuition allows him to easily transform what he thinks or sees into the appearance on the drawing paper through the outline of lines.

As for angles, shadows, etc... No one told him.

But, he just knew how to draw.

I don't know if this is considered a talent in painting.

After finishing the scale line, he glanced at the printed photo stuck on another small shelf, and began to outline the approximate location.

In the middle is a painting by Richter.

Below is the sofa.

Two sitting figures on the left and right...

With just a few strokes, everything should be there.

Then, he began to refine.

Grab a pencil and start sketching.

After an unknown amount of time, Li Hao, Zhang Qian, and Xu Daqiang walked into the house with big bags and small bags.

Seeing Xu Xin, the three of them were taken aback.

"Are you back?"

Hearing this sound, Xu Xin came back to his senses, turned his head and saw the old man came back, and temporarily put down his brush:
"Well, Dad, I'm hungry."

"okay."

Xu Daqiang nodded, and didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said.

From childhood to adulthood, the son always said this sentence when he saw his father.

And Zhang Qian came over curiously, and asked in surprise:

"Yeah, Sanjin, I'm painting again."

When she and Xu Miao first dated, her brother-in-law even drew sketches for her.

That painting is still at home.

Especially nice.

Then she saw the printed photo.

"This is……"

"Jay Lun asked me to help him draw a picture with this chapter of photos, and he wants to hang it at home."

"oh oh."

Zhang Qian stopped talking and stood beside him watching with her stomach outstretched.

Until Xu Daqiang came out.

"Sanjin."

"what?"

"The wedding will be held in our ancestral hall, what do Mimi say?"

"She has nothing to say. Follow our family rules."

"Oh, that's fine. Then we'll just watch the day when we go back, and then contact us to make a big episode."

"Do you still want to make a collection?"

Xu Xin was taken aback.

Xu Daqiang nodded:

"Ang, there are many happy events, let's have a lively episode."

The set they are talking about is the big set.

The kind of set that goes to the market.

Usually the old rules in the past, when a family welcomes a married couple, if they are rich and powerful, they will entertain their neighbors.

Xu Daqiang continued this kind of rule.

In the past, Xujiawan was poor, and birds didn't shit because they didn't lay eggs.

Don't talk about weddings and funerals, it's hard to even set up a few tables for banquets.

But now that he has money, these old rules have become a kind of... let's say it's a means of showing off.

Make a set, set up all kinds of hoops, throwing balls, juggling monkeys, etc., and then set up a few tables of "beautiful wine".

The folks who came to participate don't want your money either.

Let me say auspicious words, such as a hundred years of marriage and early birth of a precious son, etc. Then I sat at the banquet, ate and drank with good wine and good food, wiped my mouth and left.

Not for anything else, just to accumulate a good relationship.

They are all from the village. When my child is born, everyone, for the sake of the elders who have had wine before, no matter what you encounter, for this friendship, don't make things difficult for your child.

That's probably what it means.

Of course, this kind of thing is also useful in ancient times and modern times.

Don't say anything else, let's talk about the banquet after the birth of the child. You all know that my family has a child and watched the child grow up. mutual affection.

So... this kind of old rules seems very feudal at first glance, but in fact all kinds of rules have been understood by the ancestors.

This kind of wedding and funeral collections is rare in Shenmu, but there are also many.

It is rare because it costs too much, and the smallest episode has to be three days, and the longest is seven days.

During this period, one share of money is required for playing skills, and the other is another share of eating, drinking and meat, which costs a lot.

If you are a wealthy family, you have to deal with it, right?
No matter how the water table is, the pan-frying and pan-frying must be complete.

Not to mention wine.

Don't get a table, are you embarrassed to go out?
Ordinary people can't afford it.

So those who can afford this kind of scale are big families.

And not everyone is qualified to do it.

Where did you choose the location of the market, whose land you used, whether you are qualified to set up a market in your big family, etc., are all said.

But it would be no problem for Xu Daqiang.

This is three blessings for his family.

The elders and children are full moon, and the second child gets married and has a birthday party.

There is no seven days in this episode that can't stop.

It happened to be very lively at the end of the year, which is also very good.

"Okay, let's make an episode, what else do we need?"

"Don't worry about it. Let's talk to your father-in-law later. The relatives over there are all arranged to go to Sanya for the New Year this year. It's all agreed. This year, there is a friend named... even Wolong Bay or Even in Wollongong, a holiday villa has been built. They all go there for vacation."

"Vacation?"

"Ang, on vacation, what?"

"Yang Mi originally said that it would be fine to send a few shopping cards to relatives at home."

"Shopping cards... That's okay. I'll give you [-] per person, okay? Let Mimi count the number of people, including children, big and small, and get one for each person, and give it to others in advance. After receiving the card, I'm not afraid to make a fuss. Our house is far away, if people don't want to come, there will be fewer people, and Mimi will feel uncomfortable."

"it is good."

The effort of a few words between the two of you may cost tens of thousands.

But Xu Daqiang didn't feel bad at all.

Married someone else's daughter.

If you don't show some attitude, how can you express your joy of having an extra daughter and the importance you attach to other people's children?
These rules are also done in accordance with the rules left by the ancestors. She is a girl from the capital, so no matter what, she is married.

Don't dare to fool wow.

……

Tieling, afternoon.

Diaobingshan Railway Station.

Although the coal stove in the waiting room was burning fiercely, the warmth was limited for such a large space.

Yang Mi was wearing a mink, and exhaled again into her reddish hands.

"Ha~~"

In front of her, Yuan Heping was helping Zhang Jin tie the guard.

There are many guard boards in front of the three people, foam, acrylic, bamboo, etc.

At this moment, what Zhang Jin was strapped to was an acrylic guard.

After he was tied up and put on the cotton jacket, Yuan Heping went up to "BANGBANG" and punched his apprentice twice.

asked:

"how?"

"...a little panicked, the buckles on both sides are very tight."

Hearing this, Yuan Heping nodded and said to Yang Mi:
"Mimi, come and try."

"it is good."

Following Yang Mi's agreement, Xu Haofeng, Zhou Jingzhi, and Wang Jiawei all looked over there.

Even Philippe Lesser's camera was set up.

Standing in front of Zhang Jin, Yang Mi asked:

"Director, come normally?"

Looking at the monitor, Wang Jiawei nodded:

"Well, let's go through it first, be lighter, and we will find the most suitable level of force."

"Ah."

Yang Mi looked at Zhang Jin:
"ready or Not?"

"Huh... come on."

Zhang Jin took a deep breath, and put on a slightly defensive but wide-open posture.

Yang Mi nodded again, rubbed her hands together, and said:
"Come on, first right and then left."

After the reminder, she took a normal step forward, changed her palm with one move, and poked Zhang Jin's right lymphatic site.

If this trick is played normally, the hand is actually quite black.

As long as you hit it, you can buckle it directly, and someone with a little finger strength can buckle a large piece of meat.

But the two of them are playing tricks, so naturally they didn't say that.

She hit to the right, and Zhang Jin turned to the left to avoid it.

Just as Yang Mi retracted her right palm, her left palm had already been struck out.

Zhang Jin hid to the right again.

Then he pushed along Yang Mi's left arm.

The two of them were like dancing pas de deux, following his push, Yang Mi took off and turned around in mid-air.

In the crowd and in the picture, when she turned around, she used a very weird way of exerting force, and the whole person made a movement of a blue dragon in the air, and then moved her whole body, using the twisting of the left shoulder behind her as the axis ...

With a twist of his shoulders, he followed the twist, and pushed his right palm directly towards Zhang Jin's stomach.

"Humph!"

There was an incomparably clear hum.

That strength came straight out!

"clatter!"

"Ah……"

The acrylic panel hidden under the cotton made a dull sound.

And Zhang Jin also felt a sense of suffocation.

Yang Mi's move is called Yedi Zanghua in the script.

But in fact, there is no such move in Baguazhang...or in other words, it is not in the Baguazhang she learned.

The source of this trick is the name of a trick called "Circulation Gate".

This move is not a palm, but a punch.

Tongliumen is a school that came out of Wudang Hongmen Boxing Palace. The so-called hidden flowers at the bottom of the leaves do not need this move of the green dragon, but a defensive counterattack.When the opponent hits a straight punch in the upper plate, directly block with the left palm, and then hit the chest ribs with the right hand in the middle plate.

It is not insidious, it is a very decent move in the Hongmen boxing style.

Open and close.

But...it's trick has a nice name.

"Hidden flowers at the bottom of the leaves"

Ah.

Many arts.

Especially poked Wang Dao's heart.

So it was moved over.

But Yang Mi's overall technique is actually "Baguazhang + Xingyiquan".

That "beng" step in mid-air is one of Xingyiquan - a variant of Wuxingquan.

To put it bluntly, this trick was all compiled by Yuan Heping.

but you have to admit...

It looks really nice to play.

With the gossip pace, Yang Mi is like a dragon dancing gracefully, breaking through all dharmas with all her strength in the end, combining strength and softness.

It looks stunning.

In order to pursue a real effect, Wang Jiawei required a real punch for this punch, but dubbing can be done later in the scene, so it's okay for Zhang Jin's guard to have a voice.

After punching, he took a few quick breaths, then nodded to Yuan Heping:
"Better than foam, as long as you hold your breath, nothing else matters."

Hearing this, Yuan Heping looked at Wang Jiawei.

And Wang Jiawei shook his head after watching the shot several times:
"Mimi, you need to be more vigorous. Ah Jin, you have to be beaten back by her instead of holding on to it."

"Uh...can you be more vigorous?"

Yang Mi asked with some uncertainty.

Wang Jiawei nodded:

"Yeah, that's right. That hit wasn't strong enough."

"It's… okay."

Yang Mi nodded and said to Zhang Jin:
"Then let's do it again, this time I'm using more strength. You're going to be breathless~"

"OK."

Zhang Jin responded.

Then, the two did the same thing again.

Right palm, left palm, block, push...

"Humph!"

This time, Yang Mi did not complete the palm change in the air, but took a step forward after obviously stepping on the ground.

The sound is much louder.

Zhang Jin also didn't make any defensive moves, but after he held his breath, he only heard a "bang!", and the breath came out of his mouth directly, and he couldn't stop backing away.

After staggering a few steps, the onlookers held him in their arms.

"Cough cough... vomit..."

He retched, and Yang Mi hurried forward:

"How are you doing? Are you all right?"

"fine……"

He shook his head, lifted his clothes and looked at the acrylic board.

The good ductility of acrylic keeps the guard from breaking, but a few white lines like creases can be clearly seen.

Seeing this, he asked a gentlemanly question:
"Are your hands alright?"

"It's okay, there are clothes blocking it... It hurts a little, but it doesn't hurt."

Yang Mi stretched out her right hand, which became more and more rosy.

As the objects of "hitting and being hit", the feelings of the two are the clearest.

This acrylic sheet...

Already a little soft.

The defense is not as good as before.

Then the two looked at Wang Jiawei again, but Wang Jiawei still shook his head:

"I have the feeling of hitting... but I don't have the softness... Honey, I want that kind of... softness with hardness, the feeling of hardness and softness... Your move just now was sent out by stepping on the ground Yes, it’s not good. It’s like the first punch, complete the turn in the air, and then exert force, I want the second punch..."

"Uh……"

Yang Mi thought for a while, then nodded:
"Then come again..."

As she spoke, she said to Zhang Jin:
"Can you change the sandwich one? I'll use the twisted one this time!"

Outsiders don't understand what this so-called "twist" means.

But both Zhang Jin and Yuan Heping understood.

So, Zhang Jin very cooperatively said:
"Then I'll push harder."

"Ah."

So, after chattering for a while, Zhang Zhen changed into a double-clamped sponge shock-absorbing guard, and the two faced each other again.

While he was preparing, Yang Mi kept doing a kind of forceful movement of "wanting to do something but stopping".

The rapid but brief movement of her breathing through her nose can be heard throughout the set.

"Humph!"

"Hey!"

"Humph!"

Yuan Heping broke out in a cold sweat watching it.

Sun Bin boxing?
Xinyi Liuhe Fist?
What punch?

... No matter what kind of punch it is, this kind of vigorous force is the most upright way of a serious internal boxing.

Didn't she say it by herself... Said that what Yu Lao taught her was all ostentatious...

Are you serious about your exertion skills?

This is also called flower shelf?

What kind of internal boxing do you play as a girl?

So, when it starts again...

"Mimi... Take it easy."

"Yeah, I know."

Yang Mi, whose forehead and nose were covered with sweat, responded with a smile.

But Zhang Jin said:

"It's okay, you fight!"

"Uh... well."

Yang Mi nodded and took a deep breath.

then……

Right palm!

left palm!

Horizontal push!

With Zhang Jin's cooperation, Yang Mi's shoulder made a movement that blurred Qinglong's downward posture, but the left shoulder drove the muscles of the whole body, making her chest under the cheongsam tremble violently.

then……

"Bang!!"

Zhang Jin took three steps back in an instant.

His face turned pale.

Wang Jiawei nodded slightly.

Well, this picture is right... that's the feeling.

I'm thinking about it...

"vomit……"

Zhang Jin covered his stomach and bent down.

Vomited.

(End of this chapter)