I'm the director, I'm not bad

Chapter 493. 491. Unforgettable and Recognizable

In fact, Yang Mi has always been curious about the body structure of men.

Until the third month of dating, she couldn't help her curiosity one day. When Xu Xin was going to the toilet, she just put on the mask and crept into the bathroom quietly, stretched her head and looked down. look.

Just think about it.

While urinating, your mind is empty and you suddenly see a pale face popping up next to you...

And when he asked her what she was doing with three points of horror and seven points of speechlessness, she finally threw out her own question:
"I want to see what a pee flutter is."

"...???"

You can imagine how speechless Xu Xin was back then.

Xin said where did she get her curiosity?

And after putting on the pants, Yang Mi, who was still a silly and sweet person back then, was still asking:
"Why are you shaking?"

"Why don't you shake?"

These two questions may appear to be nonsense at first glance, but they are actually two situations.

The shaking in front is a certain piece, she doesn't understand why it is shaking...

Xu Xin was shocked at the time, thinking what is this sister going to do?
How to ask questions and behave so strangely.

But it was only later that she realized that she didn't know where to read the knowledge point, saying that men would tremble after peeing in the toilet, trembling like that.

She doesn't shake, so she wants to see what it looks like and what it feels like.

This is the reason...

Okay.

But Xu Xin couldn't explain it to her.

This physical instinct has been used to it for decades.

Who would study it but a urologist?
So he couldn't explain why.

Having grown up so big, Yang Mi still doesn't know what the so-called pee tremor feels like.

It's as if she didn't know where the slogan "One small step forward, one giant leap in civilization" came from.

This is a cognitive bias.

However, when she was sitting in the main seat and saw her brother who had finished smoking come into the room...

She shivered instinctively, and all the goosebumps came out.

The numbing electric current circulated countless times from head to toe, and even made her hair feel like it was blowing up.

At this moment, she finally understood what it was like.

That momentary feeling of goosebumps swelling up with an indescribable feeling...

After Xu Xin walked in, seeing that everyone was seated, he smiled and said:
"Yo? I'm sitting on the main seat."

He said while walking towards Zheng Xiaolong.

The positions are arranged from right to left. If others don't mention it, they will say that the main seats are: Liang Bingning, Yang Mi, Kong, and Zheng Xiaolong.

And the vacant position is reserved for him.

Yang Mi "smiles on the surface but doesn't smile", the embarrassment on her face highlights the nasolabial folds.

no way.

Put this matter on me, and I am only a daughter-in-law, so I feel so embarrassed that my scalp tingles.

My brother is my own son.

At the beginning, it was just a guess and the reaction was so big. Just like this, I haven't told him about Liang... Sister Bingbing getting off Uncle Xu's car.

If you told him, he would probably have fried the pot by now.

He didn't even dare to say this, if his brother saw the shoes under Liang Bingning's feet, what kind of virtue would he have?
OK.

Simply terrifying.

At this time...

"Come and sit down, I managed to catch you two tonight, you won't go home until you're drunk!"

Yang Mi's mouth twitched at Liang Bingning's words...

And Xu Xin laughed:
"Haha, no problem. If you don't get drunk, you don't go home!"

Sitting next to Zheng Xiaolong, he was quite happy.

Sure enough, there must be a lot of people drinking, and the atmosphere is very lively.

And he certainly couldn't drink less tonight.

Yang Mi is still breastfeeding, even if she drinks, it is at most a glass of red wine.

As the investor of "The Legend of Zhen Huan", today this bureau belongs to Zheng Xiaolong's group, which can be assigned according to the status of the crew, and the investor's status must be the highest.The proprietress couldn't drink, so it wouldn't be justifiable if he didn't go on top.

But it turns out that he still underestimated the situation a little bit.

It can't be considered an underestimation.

I can only say that I was sloppy.

There is a word called passive circle.

It means that he obviously didn't do anything, but after a few rounds of toasting, he was almost lying down.

It's pretty outrageous.

A toast to this one for a while, and a toast to that one for a while.

But Xu Xin still used that kind of small wine cup.

Drinking with a wine cup basically means that you can't finish drinking, and the cup is dry.

After a while, his wine dispenser was already empty twice.

Even though he had deliberately controlled his rhythm, he still couldn't stand the group of people's persuasion from "Director Xu" one by one.

After drinking half a catty of wine, his face was already red.

At this moment, Yang Mi heard Liang Bingning's words:

"Do you want to replace Xu Xin's with a red bar? Will he drink a little too much?"

"..."

Yang Mi turned her head to look at her lover whose face was congested, and shook her head:
"It's okay, he's happy, let him drink."

drink more.

It's best to get drunk, and she won't remember anything until she's drunk.

Don't blame my sister for not caring about you, she is doing it for your own good, young man.

Seeing this, Liang Bingning felt a little helpless.

She can stop it.

Liquor and red wine are fine, she can drink them all.

Moreover, she is also very clear about the psychology of these people who come to toast.

To put it bluntly, this kind of occasion is the best channel to broaden one's network. Come and have a drink with the director, and remember you before the director drinks too much.

Or establish a connection that might come in handy later.

Compared with meeting in other places, the network management in this kind of occasion has alcohol as a stepping stone, even if it is unnatural...after drinking too much, it will become natural.

To put it bluntly, it is impossible to stop.

It is easy to offend people.

She wasn't afraid, but she couldn't stop it.

What's more... His wife was present, but she didn't say a word, so how could she speak?
But looking at his ossuary, apart from a few chicken bones, there was only a plate of peanuts left...

He didn't eat a few mouthfuls of the food on this table.

If you drink like this, you will get drunk sooner or later.

Just in time, the turntable came to her side, and there was a pot of crab roe tofu on it.

She picked up Yang Mi's bowl...

"Hey... Sister Bingbing, I can do it myself."

"fine."

Liang Bingning got up and helped her serve a bowl of crab roe tofu, then said to Xu Xin logically:

"Xu Xin, give me the bowl."

"Uh, no need, Sister Bingbing, I won't drink."

Xu Xin still refuses.

But Liang Bingning has already stretched out her hand:
"hurry up."

"...Thank you."

He passed the bowl over.

He didn't notice the weirdness in his wife's eyes at all.

Soon, a bowl of crab roe tofu was handed over:

"Give."

"Eh, thanks."

"fine……"

Liang Bingning's voice was a little louder.

"Take it easy, you haven't eaten a few mouthfuls of this dish, go down with half a catty of wine first. You're so drunk that you don't even remember who we were, or who we ate with, honey carry It's a bit difficult for you to go home with your body."

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Xin, who was about to have a drink with Director Xu, froze for a moment...

Silently let go of the fingers holding the cup.

And there are many people who understand the meaning of these words.

Only Xu Xin didn't understand.

After half a catty of wine, he is currently in the state of running towards drunkenness on the road of slight drunkenness. Unless there is something about "work", otherwise his mind is left to reason at the moment. Time to think is running out.

So, Xu Xin smiled and waved his hands:
"It's fine."

Hearing this, Liang Bingning couldn't say anything more.

I can only urge:
"Hurry up and drink the soup."

But indeed, her words played a role in Yang Mi's "unhappy" situation.

If an actor doesn't have a good eye, it's not like he can't play well in this circle... It's just that there will be bumps and bumps everywhere.

Following Liang Bingning's words, looking at Director Xu's state...

You don't want him to get a hangover either.

After waking up like that, no one can remember who... Who knows if Director Xu will come to the finale banquet?

In other words, will director Xu think of himself for any role in the future?

This is also what these people do not want to encounter.

So, with her words, Xu Xin's rhythm slowed down.

Liang Bingning was happy.

Yang Mi is about to cry...

Sister, you really dug a hole for yourself to jump in! !

……

The rhythm slowed down, and the wine went through three rounds.

After all, Xu Xin drank almost a catty of wine.

The pace of drinking was very fast, and I didn't eat much.

Not good at drinking fast wine, he felt that he was almost at his limit.

"Jingle Bell……"

While chatting with Zheng Xiaolong about "The Legend of Zhen Huan", suddenly, Xu Xin's phone rang.

Drunken-eyed, he picked it up and took a look, and found that it was Wang Sicong who called, then grinned haha ​​and said to Zheng Xiaolong:
"Haha~! Director Zheng, I'm going to answer the phone."

"okay."

He turned his head to show Yang Mi the electric man again, and then stood up somewhat unsteadily.

At this moment, my head is already very dizzy.

"Hey?"

Staggering and trying to walk in a straight line, he held up the phone and walked outside the house:
"what happened?"

"Where are you?"

Wang Sicong's voice sounded.

"It's in Yanjing."

"When did you come over?"

"Uh...tomorrow, tomorrow. What's the matter?"

While speaking, he went out the door.

There are not too many people in Qinchuan Yashe today. The row of boxes on their side is very lively, but the row on the opposite side is empty.

Xu Xin simply went straight to the box opposite the door, and without turning on the light, took advantage of the light in the corridor, pulled up a chair and sat down.

"What's the matter, tell me?"

"...The wheels are drinking too much, and they are making trouble. I have a big head. I want to find you... Hey... Ah Xin! Ah Xin! Hey, I will tell you! I have already told you Hum, I've already forgotten about her!...A little opening!!! Gan Lin Niang Hum!...Okay, okay, Lao Xu will come over tomorrow...Hey, you are almost enough..."

Xu Xin had already drunk too much, so his mind was not sober.

Hearing Wang Sicong and Jay Chou fighting over the phone, he couldn't help asking:

"What was he talking about just now? Who was he scolding?...What kind of scumbag?"

"...He learned the Modu dialect from Apple. According to the meaning of that, Xiao Kai means the rich second generation and the offspring of the rich in the Modu dialect..."

Wang Sicong explained, then sighed:

"Alas...today is the day when Hou Peizhen gets married."

"Uh……"

Xu Xin was even more confused.

After touching his pocket and taking out a cigarette in his mouth, he said vaguely:

"What's the matter? Feeling uncomfortable?...Isn't it? It's been a few years?"

"Years ass."

Wang Sicong's words were full of helplessness:
"Just now he said that he slipped the tongue. Last year, the two of them were still secretly in touch."

"……What?!"

Xu Xin was taken aback:
"Still in secret contact?"

"That's right, he said it himself. This is the reason why he broke up with Jiang Yuchen before filming "Pandaren". It's not right... It should be said that he had another fight with Hou Peitong, and then he just went to the United States to talk That "Green Hornet", when I came back, I found that Xiaokai...the one surnamed Huang was pursuing Hou Peiqiao... Anyway, there was all kinds of chaos in the middle, don't care about being angry, whatever, Hou Peiqiao and the one surnamed Huang Together, he is with Jiang Yuchen who has been chasing him..."

"Uh……"

For a moment, Xu Xin didn't know what to say.

For him, Hou Peizhen is already a thing of the past.

And the wheel has rarely mentioned her in the past two years.

He thought the two of them had already passed away.

Unexpectedly...

"Is Hou Peizhen getting married today?"

"Yes. Have you watched the MV of "Self-Directed and Self-acted" in his album?"

"I've seen it, it's just... a stalker... who found his girlfriend cheating on... huh?"

He seemed to realize something, and asked subconsciously:

"His MV...is this what he's talking about?"

"That's right! He said it himself. He thought that as long as the two of them slowed down and took their time... they would be able to go back again. But when he knew that Xiaokai Huang was chasing after Peicheng, Peicheng didn't tell him. When he was playing, he felt that he was cheated on, so he came up with this MV. And after he released this album, Hou Peiqiao directly changed his contact information, completely blocking him."

"..."

Childish ghost? This is it!

Xu Xin was speechless:

"Then where are you now?"

"At your house... He was going out to drink, but Lao Lang and I hurriedly persuaded him. Today, when Peiqiao got married, he came out to get drunk... Isn't this waiting to give someone else eye drops? What's more, "The Voice" officially started recording today, and it's not good if something happens at this time. We bought wine and drank with him at home... This guy came up and drank a couple of liang directly... Stop it Can't stop... No, I said I wanted to find you after drinking too much... Can you come over?"

"Brother, I'm here to socialize. The matter of "The Legend of Zhen Huan"... I will go early tomorrow morning if I want to go, and I can't go now!"

Xu Xin was really helpless.

At this time, Pei Cong was really the devil in the wheel's heart.

The kind you can't get past.

And then... Jay Chou is actually very childish when he falls in love.

Belongs to the kind of person who is very possessive.

It's like a child and his beloved toy, the kind that no one is allowed to touch.

And Hou Peizhen is also a strange flower.

Because of her growth environment and experience, she is a "pleasing personality" who pays special attention to other people's feelings, whether in love or other times.

She wants to please everyone around her so that she won't be looked down upon because of her family of origin.

But Jay Chou is a beat-up who likes to do his own thing.

After the two were together, Hou Peizhen faced doubts, abuse and pressure from the outside world all the time... Finally, he said the words "how should we continue in the future" to Jay Chou.

But those were long gone.

How many years has it been?
From 06 to now...fucking 4 years.

Can't make it through?

Or are there some people you really can't forget?
Xu Xin was speechless when the door of the opposite box suddenly opened.

Biological instinct made him turn his gaze away.

Then I saw Liang Bingning walking out with the phone in hand:

"Hey, Brother Mu..."

It is said that the title should be Mu Xiaoguang.

Xu Xin was thinking, and his drunken eyes looked from top to bottom...

Suddenly stunned.

Those shoes...how come they look like socks, they look familiar.

Or a couple.

The first reaction in his mind was exactly the same as that of Yang Mi.

Immediately afterwards, the second reaction... Balenciaga?
After the two reactions all came out, the third reaction appeared instantly.

How could she have such a pair of shoes! ?
In an instant, the three reactions in his mind began to be catalyzed with the help of alcohol.

And Liang Bingning who came out holding the phone also saw him.

She didn't respond, she just pointed to her phone, and under Xu Xin's subconscious nod, she directly left the range of the light.

But before going far, Xu Xin could vaguely hear words like "Director Liu's script? What kind?"

However, Xu Xin realized something later and felt that something was inappropriate.

What's wrong?Not sure.

But... I feel something is wrong.

Those shoes... aren't they only sold abroad?
Why is she wearing...or, why does the old man have a pair of shoes that are only sold abroad?

If it was someone else, then Xu Xin would definitely not think too much about it.

But it was Liang Bingning.

And why is it Liang Bingning! ?

She wore these shoes, and the old man had them too.

And the old man... also lied.

He said that he bought it in the store of Balenciaga, but the store didn't sell it at all, so he had to find a purchasing agent if he wanted to buy it.

Why did the old man lie?

Although there is no substantive evidence, or some speculations from Aunt Zhao from the beginning, until now, he can only vaguely confirm that the old man and her seem to have known each other before...

But that night, Zhang Ziyi's night, when she came to the house, the old man didn't see any difference in his attitude towards her.

Is it... trying to cover up?

However, all of these things point the clues of the truth to a possibility.

Or……

fact.

And the moment this fact was born in my mind...

"!!!"

Xu Xin shivered suddenly.

Is it...

She bought the old man's shoes? !
goooo...

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, a mouthful of alcoholic breath began to flow out from the stomach, forcing him to swallow a mouthful of saliva.

In the past few months, he hasn't heard anything about "this aunt and that aunt" from Brother Hao for a long time.

The old man has not been abroad during this time.

Where did these shoes come from?

In other words, if she really gave this pair of shoes, why did she give the old man shoes?

Is it... What's the relationship, so I sent a pair of shoes over?
Why did you give me shoes?
He only felt that rumbles began to rumble in his head, and there was an... inexplicable feeling that filled his whole body at once.

At this time...

"Hello? Old Xu? Old Xu?"

Wang Sicong's voice came again from the phone still attached to his ear:

"I won't tell you first, the wheel vomited. The whole thing vomited in the bathroom... Oh, I'm stupid! I'll find you a cleaner tomorrow, so what, I'll take care of him first... He died."

"Uh... oh, good."

Xu Xin, who came back to his senses, responded, and another thought popped out of his mixed thoughts:
"I spit in your bathroom, you spit in mine, we're even."

But this idea didn't last long, after it was born, it quickly disappeared into nothingness.

And the thought of throwing up made his stomach churn again.

He hastily took two deep puffs of his cigarette, suppressing that feeling again.

because……

Liang Bingning's figure appeared under the light again.

"Are you okay?"

Because of the backlight, Xu Xin couldn't see the expression on her face.

very dark.

But the caring emotion in the tone is beyond words.

"You said you, what are you doing drinking so fast? There are so many people, you are the director, and others are actors. Why don't you take a sip if you come to toast you? Wouldn't it be you who are the ones who suffer the most? If I didn't mention That mouthful, you’d have to drink a catty and a half now! What kind of body is it? Made of iron? Let you drink like this?”

"..."

Xu Xin's throat moved.

On the one hand, the feeling of wanting to vomit is getting stronger, on the other hand, he wants to speak, but he doesn't know what to say...

Or, he didn't care what she said at all.

All the attention was on those shoes.

I just want to ask, "Did you buy a pair of shoes for my dad? It shouldn't be, right?"

His current state is actually quite strange.

I have realized something in my mind, but I just don't want to admit it.

Not saying it's particularly disgusting, or anything else...

I just don't want to admit it.

It just feels... awkward.

It's like one day I suddenly found out that my father who is the head teacher and my head teacher are walking on the street hand in hand, and there is a reason why they are still wearing couple outfits.

Did he jump out and smash the two of them?

Or hide and watch secretly?

Especially after hearing these words of concern, he was even more awkward.

And this awkwardness turned into a temporarily sober area in his hangover brain.

Very small and narrow.

But it was this area of ​​sobriety that allowed him to ignore alcohol and hangovers and enclose his sanity.

Let him think, but can't take any action.

There is even a voice in my heart that keeps telling him...

"What if it's fake?"

"It must be false, you must be thinking too much."

"How does she know the size of our dad's shoes?"

"You never see our dad alone with her."

"Don't think about it, it's fake, it's all fake, it won't frighten you."

But it was precisely these voices, as well as some uncontrollable thoughts that went astray, that caused the area called absolute sanity to crumble.

And at this moment, the door was pushed open again.

Seeing that neither of them came back, she was a little worried, so Yang Mi, who came out to confirm the situation, opened the door.

Upon hearing the movement, Liang Bingning turned her head subconsciously.

"What are you two doing? Why don't you come in."

Yang Mi asked with an "innocent face".

Liang Bingning didn't think much, and said with a smile:

"I just finished the phone call. Seeing him sitting here by himself, am I afraid that he will feel uncomfortable if he drinks too much?... Are you okay? If you can't drink for a while, don't drink."

She was still caring for Xu Xin.

but……

For Xu Xin himself, the moment his wife appeared, he was like a drowning man grabbing a life-saving straw. His already shaky mind found sustenance in an instant.

With this "wish", Xu Xin pointed at Liang Bingning's feet to the "naive" Yang Mi:
"This pair of shoes!"

He bit these three words to death.

then……

"My dad also has a pair..."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't bear it any longer, and got up straight away. The turmoil in his stomach made him quickly lock the door of the bathroom in the fuzzy dark room, trot all the way to the front, opened the door and rushed in...

With a sound of "vomit", the world began to spin up.

Outside the bathroom, I heard the sound of vomiting from inside...

Yang Mi looked at Liang Bingning.

Liang Bingning looked at Yang Mi.

"..."

"..."

Four eyes facing each other.

Speechless.

(End of this chapter)