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Chapter 752 Noon Sunshine
"Why did you go back to Chang'an? Where's your wife?"

"You man, why do you greet other people's wives as soon as you meet? Could it be that you have some thoughts about her?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "That's your forbidden seat, I don't dare to think about it, the main reason is that you are a Tubo who went with your relatives, and now you have run out, naturally you have to ask the mistress for her opinion."

He Lanmin smiled and said: "She will come right away. The main reason is that one of her subordinates made a mistake. She is cleaning it up. She will come to make amends after a while. I hope you can let her favorite slave go."

Yun Chu said with a hearty smile: "It's a trivial matter, it's a trivial matter, who can avoid making some mistakes, just change it."

After finishing speaking, he warmly invited He Lanminzhi to the official residence for tea.

After entering the official residence, He Lanminzhi looked around and said with emotion: "When we parted, this place looked like this. Now, when I come back, this place still hasn't changed. It's just that the pot of old plums on the window looks like this." It's getting stronger..."

Yunchu put a piece of rock sugar in He Lan Minzhi's teacup, roasted the dates patiently, and poured the strong tea into the teacup when the tea in the small teapot was ready. drink.

"When I was in the Western Regions, I heard that you entered the Western Regions through the tunnels of Kunlun Mountain. I thought I could reunite with old friends and have a cup of tea. In the end, you turned your head and went to Xiao Bolu, and missed your chance."

He Lanminzhi was very good at drinking the canned tea that Yunchu gave him. He took a sip of the tea in his mouth and let the bitterness of the tea, the sweetness of the rock sugar and the burnt aroma of the dried fruit fully blend in his mouth before he swallowed it.

"When I was in Chang'an, I thought that the whole world should look like Chang'an. Later, when I was relegated to Lingnan, I thought that the whole world should look like Lingnan. It wasn't until I went to Tubo Yangtong that I realized that Chang'an is Chang'an. different."

Yunchu refilled He Lanminzhi's tea, and said softly: "If you don't leave Chang'an, how will you know how big the world is? If you don't go to Lingnan, how will you know the vastness of the sea? If you don't go to Yangtong, you don't know how high the sky is. Then, you go After you got Xiao Bolu, did you feel that the great land has been invaded by local chickens and dogs, so that there is no place for us heroes to stand under our feet?"

He Lanminzhi nodded and said: "That's how it is. I fought all the way from north to south when I was a child, and I didn't meet an enemy. My children gave me everything I wanted. Although I killed people and filled the city, little Bolu praised my wisdom everywhere. There are countless people who are willing to follow me to fight and fight.

Yuchu, since you feel the same way, why don't you go to Yangtong with me, you and my brothers join hands, even if it is the Tubo Zanpu position, our brothers can ask about the importance. "

Yun Chu took a sip of tea and said, "I hate savages, I hate being covered with lice, I hate sleeping in tents like pigs, and I hate those rough and dirty food, even the beauties there even if they split their legs, etc. Me, too, makes me uninterested.

So, He Lan, that is your world. Although Tubo has a vast territory, it is still too crowded to put two heroes. "

He Lanmin shook his head and said: "Where is the ambition of a man? Where the sky is high, Yuchu can soar upwards, and where the land is wide, Yuchu can fly thousands of miles into the sky, fulfilling the heroic ambition in his chest. As for children and beauties, it's just a common thing."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I can still clearly distinguish between three years of heroism and 30 years of peace."

He Lanmin said with contempt: "It's better to have a moment like this than 100 years of mediocrity."

Yun Chu laughed loudly and said: "That's because you lived your mediocre life like hell, so naturally there is nothing to miss.

I am different from you. My wife is virtuous, my children are well-behaved, my friends are loyal, and my neighbors are friendly. I will not have too many such days in another 100 years. Who has the time to accompany you to Tibet where plague, death, and filth are rampant.

Well, don't try to persuade me. "

Yun Chu has been trying his best to talk to this guy in a way that fits a mental patient, but the mental patient in front of him has brought himself into Cao Mengde's character setting and cannot extricate himself.

If these words were continued, if Li Zhian's spies planted in the county government heard it, disaster would be imminent.

He Lanminzhi sighed and said, "I haven't had a good time in Yangtong recently.

I originally wanted to use ten years to stabilize my foothold in Yangtong, but in the end, Dunzhu didn't have that patience, so he poisoned his two high-ranking uncles and killed them. The brother came to trouble her, and she pretended to say that she didn't do it. In the end, they got witnesses.

In desperation, I had no choice but to help Dunzhu kill her six cousins. Dunzhu's father was furious and wanted to expel us and my wife from the same family. Then, Dunzhu stabbed her father to death again.

Stabbing her own father doesn’t count, Dunzhu also sent someone to kill her brothers and sisters, and finally gouged out her mother’s eyes, locked her in a pigsty, and threw a few filthy slaves into it... ... (taken from Zhang Zhung Nian continuation)

After Lun Qinling found out about this, he led the army to Yangtong from Luoxie. There was no other way, I had to leave Yangtong with the six tribes that obeyed me.

In the final analysis, Dunzhu was too impatient. She should continue to endure it. After I win over more tribes, it will be appropriate to do this again. "

Yun Chu felt that he was a person who had seen the world, but after hearing He Lan Minzhi's narration, he still felt his brain buzzing.

However, he soon came to his senses. The person in front of him was not a good person. When he left Chang'an, he basically killed all his relatives except Wu Mei...

Working with such a couple, Yunchu felt that it was far from enough to just open one eye while sleeping. He should put on armor all over his body, and he should hold knives, guns, arrows, gunpowder and so on in his arms. You must also carry an antidote bottle with the stopper in your mouth, so that you can guarantee your own life.

"Where are your troops now?"

"In Little Bolu."

"Both your husband and wife have left, who will help you command the army? Are you not afraid of their mutiny?"

"They won't mutiny, Dunzhu said, those people are very afraid of us, even if we're not around, they will be obedient, dare not mutiny, also dare not run away."

"I think they've mutinied by now, or run away."

"It's impossible, they are too afraid of Dhondup."

Yun Chu was speechless. He felt that he was a very confident and open-minded person, but compared with He Lan and Dunzhu, he was far from enough. He really didn't understand where the self-confidence of these two people came from, but , Considering that these two people are lunatics, I figured it out.

Because, for lunatics, there is no right or wrong, they only need to have an idea, and they will implement it consistently.

"When we left, we told the tribal people that they would do whatever they wanted in Little Bolu, and it would be best to kill all the people in Little Bolu. The orchard and the house will all become their property, and if a slave kills enough of the Little Burts, we plan to get rid of their slave status and become glorious warriors..."

After listening to He Lanminzhi's explanation, Yunchu began to believe that their subordinates might not defect, because they were the only ones who would give the Tibetan slaves a chance to change their fate.

If you don't talk about state affairs or serious things, talking with He Lanminzhi is a very pleasing thing.

He told Yunchu the anecdote after he went to Yangtong, and told Yunchu about the beautiful scenery of Yangtong, the cattle and sheep, and the grand sacrifice ceremony held by the Yong Zhongben sect there.

Especially when He Lanminzhi began to sing Yangtong songs with his deep voice, Yunchu fell into it for a while and couldn't extricate himself.

Seeing that it was almost noon, Yunchu was going to hold a banquet in honor of He Lanminzhi at the county government office. After all, he was a friend who came from afar, so the proper etiquette was still indispensable.

When Dunzhu arrived, it aroused the welcome of the whole Wannian County, mainly the women in Chang'an Liuyuetian who were still wearing furs, only Dunzhu.

In addition, this woman is six months pregnant, which makes her look like a ball.

Yun Chu turned his head and cupped his hands towards He Lanmin, saying, "Congratulations."

He Lanmin looked at Dun Zhu happily and said to Yun Chu: "This is the third child, I hope it can be born safely."

Yun Chu said: "You should take Dunzhu to the Imperial Medical Office for a checkup."

He Lanmin shook his head and said: "Dunzhu said that the first two children did not stand upright, and it was the new Rao Dolma (Mother Goddess of Wisdom) who was punishing her. This time she sacrificed enough slaves, enough barley, and enough New Rao Dolma will be satisfied with her cattle and sheep. This child will be born safely."

After hearing He Lan Minzhi's words, Yun Chu took a deep look at this guy. Now, he couldn't tell whether this guy was really crazy or not.

The water poured out by the married daughter is basically the same as the married son. He wants to do things in Yangtong, and he agrees with Datang's interests. However, Datang's support for him is limited to this. Tang sent troops to help him. Judging from Li Zhi's personality, this was absolutely impossible before there was no major good news or situation.

Therefore, He Lanmin came to Datang to ask for help, and it was a waste of time. If so, why did he come? From the current point of view, he really loves Dunzhu, a lunatic woman, and brought her to Datang to give birth. coming.

"The Great Tang Imperial Medical Office currently has a stable woman named..."

"Zhang Sanniang!"

It was not He Lanminzhi who answered Yunchu, but Dunzhu who smiled like a flower.

I don't know how this woman looks. He Lanminzhi was turned into a rough man by ultraviolet rays on the Tubo Plateau, but Dunzhu is different. Her face is still flushed. If you don't think about the fact that she killed her family , this is undoubtedly a Gesang flower full of sunshine and rain on the plateau.

"I have a slave here, who is from Wannian County. He just came back from the Western Regions, and he heard that his father was killed. So, this guy killed more than a dozen people in the dark. He is a great hero."

Dhondup pulled out a man in a Tibetan robe from his followers. If this man did not speak, there would be basically no trace of the Tang people.

Yun Chu smiled and said, "That's right, that's right, it doesn't matter if you make a mistake, you will still be a good man if you correct yourself in the future."

Dunzhu laughed and said, "That's right, that's right, there aren't many Tang people like this kind of hero, only those who have drank the Tubo Snow Mountains and Waters have such ambition."

While talking, he wanted to go forward to praise this guy, but He Lanminzhi gently pulled him aside, and said something in a low voice, which made Dunzhu laugh out loud.

"Why kill someone?" Yun Chu smiled amiably.

Tang Ren, who looked like a Tibetan, said: "They killed me, Aye."

"You, Aye, participated in the fight with weapons, and you won't count if you are killed, not to mention that the paper-making workshop even paid your family a cow."

"I don't care, they killed me Aye."

"Your patriarch, your mother, your elder brother, and your younger brothers don't pursue this matter anymore. Why do you still go to the paper making workshop to kill people?"

"They killed me Ayer."

Yun Chu glanced at the companion behind this person and said, "Are they also involved?"

"Well, they only helped me out. I killed those people with my own hands."

Yun Chu said with a smile: "In Chang'an, if you kill people indiscriminately, you will pay for your life."

"I don't care, who told them to kill me, Aye?"

Yun Chu raised his head to look at the sun at noon in the sky. At this time, the sun was fierce and it was a good time for execution.

(End of this chapter)