The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.
Chapter 3495 Research on Cats and Dogs (43)
Chapter 3495 Research on Cats and Dogs (Forty-three)
"It's over, it's over. I'm still late."
But then, Batman was confused again.
Whose voice is this? Superman's???
Is this something Superman would say???
Everyone in the Justice League in the room was also stunned. Diana shouted at Clark: "Is this your word? Just say it?"
"Uh, sorry, that was a mistake... But it's not my fault. Who made those superheroes in the fighting world talk about Batman every other sentence?!"
Just as Clark was about to say something else, Diana screamed, then pointed at the Steel Teeth puppy jumping around on the ground and said angrily: "Why is there a Vulcan enchantment on it? How can it break my divine defense!"
"Because it's made from parts of a shredder!" Bruce said proudly.
"How dare you use the weapon I gave you against me!"
"This isn't your word, is it?! Isn't this what the professor used to say before..."
When Batman came in, he saw this scene - the flying ones were all huddled on the ceiling, and the non-flying ones were either standing on the table or on the sofa. On the empty floor, a metal piece the size of a human palm with sharp teeth was grinning and staring at him.
Batman is not good at skirmishes, even if the person he's facing is just a cell phone with teeth.
Half a minute later, Batman and Lex stood side by side on the table. They looked at each other and then at the phone on the ground at the same time.
Bruce, who was floating in the air, said, "It seems that I need to strengthen its jumping ability. Lex, do you have any high-voltage springs in your laboratory..."
"Take you and your phone and get out of my estate! Now! Right now!!!"
Ten minutes later, Superman, who had just finished the battle and flew over from Gotham, met Batman and the three Justice League giants who were thrown out at the door of Luthor Manor.
"What's going on?" Batman looked at Superman and asked.
"He ran away." Superman shook his head and then looked at the three people behind him with some curiosity.
"Well, we've broken with Lex Luthor once again." Bruce spread his hands and said, "Evil scientists are really unreliable."
"How dare you call someone an evil scientist?" Diana used the Lasso of Truth to entangle the biting phone developed by Bruce, and looked at Bruce with disbelief.
"He drove out the key figures of the Justice League at such a critical moment. Isn't that evil enough?"
"Obviously, the three of us combined are not the backbone of the Justice League," Clark shrugged. "What do we do next? Your house or mine? Diana?"
"Let's go to my house. It's more spacious than yours." Diana finally tied up the phone, leaving a piece of lasso, hung the phone underneath, and held it in her hand like a meteor hammer.
"Well, so..." Superman's eyes lingered between them for a moment, and then he drew a line with his finger and said, "You were kicked out by the others?"
"It's mainly him." Diana pointed at Bruce with her thumb and said, "We were afraid of Metropolis...we were afraid that something might happen to him, so we followed him out."
"We have obtained some new intelligence in Gotham. This matter may be related to the Martians. I think we should..."
Before Batman could finish his words, Clark pressed his shoulder and turned him around, so that he was facing Luthor Manor, and then said, "You have to find the Justice League to exchange information."
"Aren't you the Justice League?"
"Whoever is working is the Justice League." Clark pointed inside the manor and said, "Obviously, we are not the ones working overtime in the office from dawn to dusk. You have the wrong person."
After saying that, Clark grabbed Bruce and Diana and took off together. Batman didn't react until they disappeared from his sight.
He followed the three of them out of the manor because he wanted to tell them what happened in Gotham, but he didn't expect that the three of them didn't want to listen at all.
"Want to chase?" Superman asked.
Batman thought for a moment and shook his head, saying, "Forget it. The three of them don't look reliable. Let's go find Luthor."
They returned to the manor and found Lex in the office. He was watching a report on Gotham TV, with the screen showing the battle between Superman and the Bearded Man from all angles. Data appeared on another screen, and Lex was concentrating, seemingly calculating something.
There is not only Lex in the office, there is also another pair of Superman and Batman, namely Injustice Superman and Injustice Batman.
"This should be a Martian." Injustice Batman said first, "But he can't be the Martian Manhunter. I know Ron, he is not that weak."
"I think so too." Batman walked up and said, "We can basically confirm that this is a Martian. After excluding the Martian Manhunter, the most likely one is his brother Malafak."
"This guy has a grudge against the Martian Manhunter. After destroying Mars, he came all the way to Earth to hunt down his brother. He will also cooperate with some evil beings to invade Earth."
"I don't think he's the main attacker, just a spy. But even so, he's still very difficult to deal with. The Martians' psychic abilities and ability to become nothingness mean that we have no way to catch him."
Lex stretched out a hand to stop Batman from speaking. Batman thought Lex disagreed with him, but Lex picked up the phone and said, "Everyone, come here, it's time for a meeting."
In less than five minutes, everyone was there. This was the first time that the local Justice League and two pairs of outside visitors had participated in the same meeting.
There were two rows of people sitting in front of the conference table, but it felt like something was missing.
What else could be missing? Batman thought, the three leaders of the Justice League of this universe didn't come. Oliver was sitting in the main seat where Batman should have sat, Lex was on the left in Wonder Woman's seat, and Hal was on the right in Superman's seat. Pamela, Kara, and Harley were the female trio on the left, and Barry and Arthur were on the right.
"Wait a moment, a few friends haven't arrived yet." Oliver glanced at his phone and said.
Batman originally thought that they were still planning to call back the Big Three, but he didn't expect that two minutes later it was Zatanna and Constantine who appeared in the conference room.
"Finally made it." Zatanna let out a sigh, "I didn't expect there would be such a traffic jam in Metropolis. I thought I was going to be late, but luckily I wasn't."
The two sat down at the table, Zatanna sat on the girls' side and Constantine sat next to Arthur.
Both teams' Superman and Batman sat in the back seats, several seats away from the people in the front.
Oliver turned the microphone on, blew into it, and said, "Okay, let's do it."
"Although I don't want to say too many polite words, but since four superheroes have come from afar to support our universe, we still need to express our welcome..."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone applauded. When the warm applause echoed throughout the conference room, Batman and the Supermen, especially the Batmen, felt for the first time what it meant to be on pins and needles.
Are you holding a shareholders' meeting here?
Batmen are really not used to being welcomed. Batman has always been unwelcome, both in this universe and across the universe. Wherever there are other Batmen, they are guarded against like thieves.
Entering other universes as a Doujie player is actually very subtle. It is impossible for the locals to be completely defenseless against them, and it is normal to be on guard and take advantage of them at the same time.
Even if they didn't go to other people's hometowns, in the base of the fighting world, each Batman would guard himself as if he were guarding against a tiger, and be on high alert every minute and every second. It was very common to taste eight hundred flavors from one look and analyze two thousand pieces of intelligence from one action.
Even if there are some beings who do show kindness to them, it is limited to listening to them carefully or cooperating with them in some actions.
This is the first time I have received such a solemn welcome.
The applause stopped, and Oliver continued, "The main goal of this meeting is to summarize the intelligence we have obtained about the enemy. Everyone can speak freely and say whatever they want."
"I have two requests: One is that when analyzing aliens, we are not allowed to bring our comrades along. Although they may have been born on the same planet, we cannot use birthplace to distinguish between friend and foe, but rather character and ideals."
"The second point is that after a person finishes speaking, he should give a clear signal that he has finished speaking. Others should not interrupt him before that. Even if you have objections, wait until he has finished speaking before refuting him."
"Okay, now let's get started."
Oliver looked to his left first. Lex sorted out the documents in his hand, tapped the microphone lightly, and began to read from the documents: "I checked and sorted out the suspicious points in all the road surveillance in the metropolis in the past week, and found a total of 123 abnormal places. About 47 of them are suspected to be related to alien invasion."
"I sent people to investigate the residents of these 47 locations and collected 32 reports of abnormal eyewitnesses. After analysis by professionals from the Luther Group, 12 of them were confirmed to be abnormal. They are..."
If there is anything wrong with this meeting process, it is probably that it is too easy to fall asleep.
Batman swore that he had tried very hard to listen carefully, but the data really didn't sink in. By the time Lex finished speaking, Superman next to him had already hit his forehead on the table.
Next came Hal on the right. He also held several reports and began to read:
"After investigation by the extraterrestrial defense force, in addition to the earliest trace of alien spacecraft fuel, six more suspicious flying debris were recently discovered. They are located in the Kuiper Belt (1132, 531, 62)..."
By the time Hal finished reading, Superman had fallen asleep peacefully.
When it was Pamela's turn, something finally changed. Pamela pushed her glasses and said, "I didn't conduct any external investigations. This week I was mainly promoting the kryptonite plant cultivation research project initiated by Mr. Luther. I will report on the current research results."
"The cactus was cultivated in water body No. 1. After three days of soaking and catalysis in reagent No. 2, its thorns showed subtle changes..."
Batman now understood why the three giants of the universe did not come to the meeting. But he understood it too late, and he certainly could not leave.
You can't say that they said this information is useless. The Injustice Batman on the other side listened attentively. Anyone can see that he definitely wrote down every data in every speech.
But the problem is that any data in the world is boring. Because you have to report it truthfully, without adding any subjective color, and there is no place for artistic processing. This means that he can only mobilize the rational part of the human brain.
Just like learning math, this will quickly consume people's brain power and energy. Most importantly, insufficient dopamine stimulation will make people sleepy. Whoever does this will feel sleepy.
But Batman felt that this was not the main reason for his sleepiness. The main reason was that these people had done all the work that should have been done by him. He had nothing to do and was too idle, so of course he would feel sleepy.
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