The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.

Chapter 3476 Research on Cats and Dogs (Twenty-four)

Bruce was a little confused. Weren't the two of them having a good conversation?
If you could have fought, you would have fought long ago. Why did you have to fight in front of them? Are you killing a chicken to scare the monkeys?

Clark seemed to suddenly realize something. He said to Diana, "Turn off the TV, or mute it!"

Diana turned to grab the remote, but Bruce was holding it. Clark looked at Bruce again.

"No, why turn off the TV? I still want to watch the show! I promised him I would watch it!"

Clark rubbed his forehead with a headache. He realized that it might be the Joker's laughter that irritated Batman, but the question was: if it was Batman who was irritated, then why did it seem like Superman was going to kill someone now?
Fortunately, this laughter seemed to be just to match the opening animation, and it only laughed twice before it disappeared. Injustice Superman also came to his senses and used laser beams to thaw Injustice Batman.

Injustice Batman shook off the ice on his body, looking somewhat helpless. And Injustice Superman was obviously a little embarrassed. But Batman was obviously not the only one who didn't talk in this universe, so it was a bit too difficult for him to explain.

Seeing that the two of them were about to walk into the living room and turn on TV, Diana quickly tried to grab the remote control from Bruce's hand.

But obviously, she couldn't beat Bruce. Even if she took out the Lasso of Truth, Bruce flew behind the stove in a flash, leaving her no chance to attack.

"Forget it," Clark said to Diana, "We didn't force them to come to our universe. They deserved whatever happened."

Bruce took out the remote control and turned up the volume. The Joker's iconic laugh was heard again when he opened the show. Bruce felt cold even when he was standing next to the stove.

As soon as I saw Injustice Superman, I started to use freezing breath again.

Injustice Batman also noticed the show playing on TV.

According to his many years of experience as Batman, the guy now standing in the center of the stage, wearing a red suit and clown makeup, is not a comedy performer dressed as a clown, but the Joker himself.

This scene comes closer to making Batman laugh than any of the Joker's previous pranks.

Unknown alien creatures are about to invade the earth, a riot has just broken out in Metropolis, and the three members of the Justice League are gathered together - sitting in front of the TV to watch a TV show.

The TV show is still performed by a clown.

The world has finally gone crazy.

Bruce obviously didn't think there was anything wrong with this. He sat right in front of the TV, holding a bucket of popcorn in his hand, and watching the clown's performance on TV intently.

Clark and Diana also came over and sat on either side of him, one with potato chips and the other with a Coke.

"Don't you feel a little cold?" Bruce turned to look at Clark.

Clark dragged over a charcoal basket and added more charcoal to the stove. Then he said, "It's okay. It will burn better if the stove burns better."

Diana took a blanket from the side and threw it on Bruce, then said, "You are a little too thin. If you have too little fat, you will feel cold easily."

Everyone tacitly ignored the Unjust Superman who was constantly spewing out white mist.

Injustice Batman suddenly felt that the members of the Justice League in this universe had low emotional intelligence.

Although he didn't open his mouth to speak, can't you just ask?

These three people really don't ask. They just sit there and watch as if their butts are glued to the sofa. When they are hungry, they eat snacks. When they are thirsty, they drink Coke. When they are cold, they put on another blanket. None of them wants to solve the problem fundamentally.

Injustice Superman stood there for a while, then turned and left. Injustice Batman quickly stepped forward to stop him - if he went out and took his anger out on ordinary people in Metropolis, it would be troublesome.

As soon as they left the reception room, they heard a commotion in the hall ahead. Injustice Batman became alert and saw Pamela rushing over in a panic.

She just rushed over and turned around to see Injustice Superman's eyes lit up, as if he had seen a savior.

"Superman? Help! Superman!!" Pamela yelled at him, "Breathe! Quick, breathe towards this side!!!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she fell to the ground. Several dark figures swooped through the corridor and headed straight for Injustice Superman.

"call--"

With a breath of icy air, the entire corridor was frozen. Pamela, covered with a layer of frost, finally stood up, shook off the broken ice on her body, and let out a long breath.

"Thank you so much, you are my savior!"

The Injustice Batman only had time to look at the black shadows - a cactus that was almost half a person's height, with a main trunk divided into three sections. The thickest section had two small branches on both sides that looked like human hands. It was frozen in mid-air but still kept on swinging its fists.

At this time, Barry and Harley chased after them, and then Kara ran over. The three of them were covered with ice chips, obviously someone's freezing breath was not very accurate just now.

Barry's eyebrows turned white, and he was shivering from the cold. He said angrily, "I told you to unpack it in the lab, but you didn't listen! Will carrying it for a longer distance tire you out?!"

"How would I know they would run out?" Pamela turned to Barry and said, "When I tested them in the lab, they could walk normally. If you want to blame someone, blame the fact that the air composition in Metropolis is different from that in Gotham!"

"You damn evil scientist..." Barry took a deep breath and said, "Forget it, move them to the laboratory quickly before they thaw. I don't want to catch a cactus again!"

"The Flash in other universes can be caught in just one second." Pamela said unhappily while moving the cactus pot.

The first two pots were fine, and they were thrown to the other side with the help of the vines. Just as Pamela was about to move forward and move the pot closest to Injustice Superman, a laser shot towards her.

Pamela was startled and dodged, but the laser hit the cactus in front of her directly.

"Do not!!!!"

She yelled. Batman thought he was worried about his scientific research results, but the laser broke the ice, and the frozen cactus jumped high the moment it landed, and punched the Unjust Superman in the face.

Of course, a mere cactus can't break the Kryptonian's defense. The problem is that this thing has splash damage.

With one punch, the arm made of cactus was smashed to pieces, but due to the huge impact, all the thorns on the palm flew out, like a fragmentation grenade.

Most of them hit the Injustice Batman who was unable to dodge, instantly turning him into a hedgehog.

Ten minutes later, sitting on the sofa, Unjust Superman was pulling out the thorns from Unjust Batman while watching Oliver scolding Pamela.

"I swear, they are controllable. They just need some time to adapt to the environment of the metropolis." Pamela swore, "They will be the most powerful weapon against aliens, believe me!"

Harley and Barry sighed at the same time. Barry turned around and saw Bruce was about to leave, so he quickly stopped him and said, "Where are you going, Bruce?"

"Laboratory, I have a good idea for making a mobile phone, but I haven't had the time to realize it yet." After Bruce left, Barry stared at his back for a while and shook his head.

Half of Injustice Batman's uniform had been punctured. He simply took out one arm and carefully examined the damage on the clothes.

Looking at the densely packed small holes, Injustice Batman seemed to understand why the other members of the Justice League in this universe were so united.

The Poison Ivy in his universe has been plaguing Gotham for decades, and the physical damage she caused to Batman is not as great as the damage caused by Pamela in this universe in just three seconds of meeting him.

The technological level of the Batman uniform is quite high, and the fabrics are all made of special fibers. Not to mention the thorns of the cactus, even Superman's laser eyes can withstand a few seconds before burning.

This means two things: either this thing is not a cactus, or this thing is not a thorn.

What's more terrifying is that this thing is poisonous. Ten seconds after being stabbed, Injustice Batman felt as if his throat was locked. If Pamela hadn't given him the antidote in time, his feud with Superman would have ended there.

The Poison Ivy in their universe poisons people by kissing, which is a bit too uncreative. Who do you think studied the cactus thing?

Injustice Superman was also quite speechless. Although the cactus failed to break his defense, if he got beaten by a cactus, how could he continue to be the ruler of the earth?
But thanks to this incident, the atmosphere between him and Injustice Batman is not so tense anymore, because they can now join a new group together - the "Alliance of Victims of Plants that Beat People".

There are more people in this league than the Justice League and the Injustice League combined. Not only is the average education level surprisingly high, but the average strength is also very impressive. Brand has been hit by a punch from a cabbage. It's only because Lucifer can fly that he can't escape.

In the laboratory, Barry helped Pamela move the largest cactus to the laboratory table, clapped his hands and said, "You must keep an eye on them. If they run away again, I will never help you catch them again..."

Just as he said this, his cell phone rang. He waved to Pamela and went out to answer the call.

"Hello? Yes, we just got here. As expected, Pamela's plants have come out again...Okay, Professor. I'll go take a look for you."

Barry didn't hang up the phone. With a flash of golden light, he appeared near the Luthor Group building and said, "It's all right, Professor. It looks like they've all gone off work. Is that right? Okay, I'll go get it now."

In the brightly lit restaurant, Schiller walked towards the back door with a glass of wine in his hand. The autumn night in Gotham was quite cool, and the breeze blew away the smell of alcohol.

The cigar had just been lit, and a faint flame and golden light lit up at the same time. Seeing Barry coming, Schiller put the cigar on the windowsill and waved his hand to disperse the smoke.

"Good evening, Professor. Supermen from other universes are causing some trouble in Metropolis, but nothing serious."

Schiller nodded, then took out an umbrella from the door behind him and handed it to Barry, saying, "The formula on the umbrella can indiscriminately control all intelligent creatures, including psychics and aliens. Give the umbrella to Lex, and he will know what to do."

Barry nodded, took the umbrella from Schiller's hand, smiled at Schiller, and turned away.

Cactus that hits people: OAO