Reborn from Conan
Chapter 1012 Deadpool and Thanos
Chapter 1012 Deadpool and Thanos
Marvel 922 universe.
In a two-story building in New York City, Deadpool, wearing his iconic red and black tight combat suit, with a pair of black gloves and boots, is playing with a zombie's head.
This zombie was originally the hostess of this small building. She was the only one in the house, so she didn't bite other people after she turned into a zombie. However, the smell of blood in the small building was very strong at this time.
The zombie's body below the neck was divided into at least 80 parts and scattered everywhere. It can be seen that Deadpool's method of killing her was cruel... No, to be precise, she had not been completely killed.
The head that Deadpool was playing with had a ferocious expression. Every time it was turned to the front, it would open its mouth viciously and want to bite him, but Deadpool would narrowly avoid it and enjoy it.
Until this tightrope walking behavior finally 'got its comeuppance' and was bitten hard!
“Ouch~ It hurts~”
Deadpool complained as he angrily threw the zombie's head and smashed it against the wall, turning it into a pool of blood.
He immediately raised his hand and blew air on the place where he was bitten. Soon the wound there healed completely, leaving only a gap in the glove.
But Deadpool seemed to be hit hard, covering his heart: "It's over, I feel the zombie virus invading my body, I'm going to become a zombie! Ah~ roar~"
With a thud, he fell backwards and lay on the ground without a sound. After nearly a minute, he slowly got up, staggering a little and letting out an inhuman growl.
Like a mindless zombie, he staggered towards the door. Just when he had turned half of the door handle, he suddenly jumped up nimbly with his limbs spread out.
"Haha~ I fooled you!"
I don't know who he is talking to.
After returning to normal, he looked at the completely dead female zombie parts around him and shook his head, saying, "The screenwriter has no sense of innovation. Can't he create some different zombies? Losing reason, not afraid of pain, and can only be killed by smashing the head... This is too vulgar!
Since it is the product of death disorder, not to mention the super strong self-healing ability, it must be truly immortal. Just like... uh, just like the guy with a sickle in the ninja in the Japanese comics."
He curled his lips: "How boring."
After complaining, he turned his head and looked towards the window, as if he was listening to something, and said, "Hmm, it seems someone is coming over. Is there something you want to talk to me about?"
He straightened his tights and walked over quickly: "Let me make a superhero appearance!"
With a bang, he smashed the window directly!
As glass flew everywhere, Deadpool completed a difficult three-and-a-half-turn move in the air. When he landed, he adopted a half-squatting posture, handsomely supporting the ground with one knee, one elbow on his knee, and supporting his head with his wrist.
After posing for three seconds, he let out a long hiss, stood up and spread his hands to the person coming from the opposite side.
"This building is not built scientifically. I just jumped from the second floor, but I was at least eight meters above the ground. Are they building a Walmart?"
Opposite him was Ji Xing who had come to clean up the zombies. Ji Xing looked at the unique Deadpool in the Marvel world who often broke the dimensional wall, and said with a smile: "Maybe the owner of the house wants to play basketball in his living room?"
Deadpool shook his head: "No, no, no, judging from her appearance, she should prefer singing and dancing."
He stepped forward and held out his hand to Ji Xing: "I'm Wade Wilson, what's your name?"
"Ji Xing." Ji Xing shook hands with him and at the same time completed the analysis and reproduction of Deadpool's abilities.
Deadpool raised his eyebrows under the mask and asked, "Are you a mutant?"
"That's it."
"What a coincidence, me too." Deadpool said in a strange tone, "It's just that the X-Men don't recognize me. But it's okay, they probably won't have many opportunities to appear on the stage, their roles are far less than mine."
Ji Xing heard this and asked, "Wade, do you know why these zombies appear?"
"Of course." Deadpool said, "Something went wrong with my goddess' death. The order of life and death in the Marvel world collapsed by half. Some idiots entered a state of neither life nor death and turned into zombies."
Although he has never been to the astral plane, Deadpool can naturally call the world he lives in the 'Marvel World'. There is even more exaggerated: "This change is not written in the comics. There must be interference from outsiders. Our Marvel World is indeed not the only one. There may be a creator world!"
After he finished speaking, he blinked at Ji Xing mysteriously, as if to say that he had told Ji Xing an important secret, or as if he was testing whether Ji Xing knew some inside information.
The Seven Stars Beads had a very strong camouflage ability. Even the Life Tribunal could not detect Ji Xing's intrusion, not even Deadpool who could break the dimensional wall. At most, he thought that Ji Xing, who suddenly appeared and found him, was a little strange, but he couldn't tell exactly what was strange.
By now, Ji Xing also had a general understanding of the specialness of Deadpool, and asked curiously: "Marvel world? Creator world? Wade, what are you talking about? Wait, are you sane! "
"Ha, don't worry, my friend. The voices of those guys with eyes and tentacles are like chanting to me. I'm too lazy to listen." Deadpool said with disdain: "This is the Marvel world, not the Cthulhu world. Those guys don't dare to show up when the goddess is intact!"
"Oh, that puts me at ease."
Ji Xing responded with a relieved tone as he stretched out his hand. Suddenly, a tentacle covered with eyes emerged from his palm and beat the zombie that was staggering over from a distance into pieces!
Immediately, the tentacles retracted and disappeared, as if nothing had happened. Ji Xing smiled at Deadpool and said, "I'm afraid that more than half of the millions of people in New York have turned into zombies. The number is increasing every minute. We can't kill them all. It's so annoying. Wade, do you have a safe base to hide in? Let's stay out of the spotlight."
Deadpool's movements were already stiff.
He glanced around a few times and laughed dryly, "Sorry, Ji Xing, I suddenly remembered that my air conditioner was not turned off. I don't know how much the electricity bill is. I have to go back. It's nice to meet you. See you again if we are lucky!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he ran away with a whoosh, and swung the two swords he pulled out from somewhere, easily killing all the zombies that rushed towards him, and soon disappeared into the denser zombie group.
Ji Xing just watched him go away with a smile. He didn't need to worry about Deadpool being killed by those ordinary zombies. He turned around and jumped into the window that Deadpool had just jumped out of, and went to the kitchen to get some food.
I just slept for over a month and I'm very hungry.
After dinner, I will go find Deadpool again and follow him secretly. That guy has a strong taste of the rule of death, and he will be one of the "protagonists" in the current situation. The chaos caused by the death of the Demon King is indeed like what Deadpool said, it is not in the comic book, but there will still be a "plot".
On the other side, after escaping from the zombies, Deadpool angrily picked at his scattered arms, legs, organs, etc., muttering:
"No wonder I felt something was wrong with him. He turned out to be the 'spokesperson' for those tentacle monsters and eyeball monsters? Tsk, it's really not authentic. When did the god Cthulhu start doing this?"
He thought that it was exciting to belittle polyhedra in front of Ji Xing, but in fact, he was not afraid of polyhedra at all as he said. Those unspeakable guys had more tricks than anyone else to play tricks on people, and he didn't want to become a monster.
Well, although he is already a monster, he is a monster that belongs only to death.
"Then what happens next..."
The seemingly carefree, ruthless and cruel mercenary Deadpool is actually from the lawful camp. Looking at the tragic scene on the street and listening to the terrified howls in the distance, he shrugged and said, "If we dissect a few more zombies, will there be any extra gains? For example, extracting crystal cores from the brain that can strengthen the body, or upgrading them on the spot or something like that."
So for the next period of time, Deadpool turned into a ruthless zombie cleaning machine, rescuing the citizens of New York like a superhero.
Five hours later, Deadpool, who had chopped off half of the head of the last zombie in front of him, was about to take a breath when he suddenly felt a strong wind.
With a loud bang, like a truck crash, Deadpool flew dozens of meters away, and several ribs were broken. However, such injuries were just a small matter for him, and he was healed almost as soon as he stood up and looked back. A special zombie appeared in his sight.
Wearing a blood-stained red, white and blue uniform and holding a vibranium shield of the same color, it is Captain America, Steve Rogers!
The gloomy face told Deadpool that he had turned into a zombie, but it seemed different from ordinary zombies. He still had a certain intelligence. He judged that Deadpool was not easy to deal with, so he did not act rashly again after the first attack.
"Ha, it's you, the captain with the hips. You are no match for the Superman from DC next door. Why don't you just keep fighting the zombies this time?"
It's easy to tell that this guy must have been fighting zombies for too long, and he was exhausted and bitten. Captain America doesn't have the anti-virus ability of Deadpool, or the zombie virus is so strong that even Hulk and Wolverine may not be able to resist it, so Deadpool doesn't take it seriously.
Shaking his head, Deadpool rushed forward and started fighting with the zombie captain. Relying on his own immortality and the captain's slowness after turning into a zombie, Deadpool quickly chopped off the zombie captain's head.
But at this moment, Deadpool's face fell slightly, because the body of the zombie captain opposite, which was supposed to be motionless, suddenly twisted and deformed, and grew tentacles!
"I knew that I would be held in resentment by those guys after I scolded them before!"
Deadpool had no intention of fighting because he knew he had no way to kill the deformed creatures under the influence of the polyhedron. He would definitely suffer if he stayed any longer, so he ran away again.
After he left, Ji Xing, who had been following him secretly, showed up and killed the mutant of Captain America with ease, muttering to himself: "The data and body simulation of the mutant of Captain America is complete."
……
"Thor simulation complete."
"Rakshasa female simulation completed."
"Nightcrawler simulation complete."
"Jean Grey simulation complete."
Over the next few days, Ji Xing continued to follow Deadpool in the same way, keeping an eye on the deformed opponents that Deadpool couldn't handle.
The individual strength of these guys is not worth mentioning, and simulating them will not bring any improvement to Ji Xing's strength. But when their numbers increase, Ji Xing can combine them with his powerful computing power, which may bring some improvement to Ji Xing's strength.
And they are not completely without merit, especially the deformed Jean Grey. Ji Xing even has to use half of his strength to kill her.
"Is that the power of the Phoenix?" He was silent for a long time and then said, "Simulation completed!"
Just as he turned his attention to Deadpool again, Ji Xing discovered that there was finally something different going on there than the usual 'killing monsters'.
A spaceship broke through the air and landed on top of Deadpool!
Ji Xing was very familiar with the appearance of the spaceship because he had destroyed one in another universe and even killed the owner of the spaceship.
Sure enough, when the hatch of the spacecraft opened, the person coming down the elevator shaft was Thanos!
This universe, the Thanos of the 922 universe.
His appearance is no different from the Thanos in the previous universe, but his temperament is more evil and his aura is stronger. It is obvious that he is not a film and television tyrant who wants to balance the universe, but an evil tyrant who is obsessed with death.
Jisung moves closer to eavesdrop.
Deadpool was still so frivolous, with his hands on his hips, saying: "Oh, suddenly an alien purple potato came, and the aliens also have zombies and tentacle monsters. Does that make you, a purple potato, homeless?"
Thanos said in a deep voice: "I'm here to cooperate with you."
"……cooperate?"
Deadpool pretended to pick his ears: "Did I hear correctly? You actually want to cooperate with me?"
Both of them are favored by death, are obsessed with death, and are complete rivals in love. When can they ever talk about cooperation?
Thanos casually threw a videotape to Deadpool and said, "This is the feeling sent to me by my other self in the 1231 universe. He tried his best to pass the same thing to the me in all parallel universes. I don't think I need to explain to you what a parallel universe is."
Deadpool looked at the tape.
"The me in Universe 616 has gone crazy." Thanos continued, "He wants to kill all of us in the parallel universes, take away the origin of death in us, and synthesize them to revive death! This news was conveyed to me by this videotape!"
Deadpool scratched his head, but he didn't doubt it, because this was indeed something that the purple potato could do.
He said in a strange tone: "What does it matter? Don't you love death the most? Sacrificing yourself can save death, but you are unwilling to do it?"
"Of course I am willing!" Thanos snorted, "But this is not something I in Universe 616 should do, and I will sacrifice myself willingly."
The Thanos in parallel universes are all Thanos, but they are definitely not the same person. In some universes, it may not even be clear who Thanos is.
Logically speaking, the death-obsessed Thanos of the 922 universe can indeed sacrifice his life to save Death, and he also believes that Death will give him a new life after resurrection, but this is not possible under the leadership of Thanos of the 616 universe! That guy got all the Infinity Stones and gloves, which is too powerful. What if he wants to be the only one for Death? Wouldn't the victims of other universes be pure clowns?
"Are you willing to be killed by that guy?"
Deadpool spread his hands: "It doesn't matter. I will die behind you. And... you can't beat the you in the 616 universe, right?"
He was reluctant, but he was stubborn and mean.
Thanos of Universe 922 snorted coldly: "I am indeed no match for him, but... I will find a way to open up the multiverse channel and connect all of us in it. By then, we will each use our own abilities to decide who will save the goddess!"
"Oh, that's a good idea." Deadpool stepped back: "But this means I won't be needed, right?"
Thanos stared at him with a sneer, "No, we don't need you to start the multiverse channel, but you are the only one who can locate our engravings!"
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