Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 776 Is divorce really a good thing?
Next, they launched a new scam on the tram.

Zhou Yang's appearance immediately evokes the image of someone who has just come from the countryside, and the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter again upon seeing him.

The group pretended not to recognize Blackie and didn't know the place. After they sat down, one of the underlings reminded them, "This is Shanghai!"

Dark-skinned man stared blankly ahead, looking utterly lost, and muttered to himself, "Shanghai! I've never been to Shanghai before! How do I get there?!"

The younger brother quickly pointed to himself and said excitedly, "Sell this to me! I happen to have 5000 yuan! Is that okay?!"

Dao Ge, who was sitting next to a woman, quickly interjected to stop him: "Don't do that, brother! Their prize money is 5 yuan, and you're only giving 5000 yuan. That's not a transaction, that's cheating!"

Dao Ge spoke very seriously, while Hei Pi looked at him with an innocent expression.

"Brother, I'll give you 1 yuan, how about it?" Dao Ge said, feigning urgency.

Blackie pointed to the winning jar, looking somewhat embarrassed: "They wrote 5 on it!"

This made the younger man anxious. "Get out of the car! Get out now, I'll go get you some money! I have a bank card, I can give you 20,000!"

Blackie didn't even glance at his underling, waving his hand: "I don't want that, it's useless! I just want cash!"

"I have cash with me, 5000 yuan!" Brother Dao pulled out the money and waved it.

"Big sister, I don't have that much money with me! Let's pool our money and buy the lottery ticket together for 1 yuan. If the results are confirmed, we'll split the winnings!" Dao Ge quickly tried to persuade her.

However, the woman remained expressionless, clearly uninterested in what she was saying.

As they were about to get off the bus, the older sister's friend came over and stopped him.

Although many people had already gotten off the bus, only these three people remained inside.

The three watched the others leave, and the younger brother whispered among himself, "Brother Dao, he didn't even manage to pull it off after acting all morning. He's really unprofessional!"

At this point, Blackie had lost interest in acting. Being a hot-tempered person, he bluntly said, "What's the point of acting! Why don't we just rob it? There's no need to waste time. Are we going to go back and move?"

Dao Ge touched his buzz cut, feeling annoyed, wondering why things were going so wrong.

“Move? If we move again, we might end up in jail! I don’t believe the next stop will be like this!” Dao Ge said firmly.

The audience was amused by this scene.

"Seriously, I don't believe your level of skill!"

"You guys can't even prepare such poor props!"

"You think you've won a prize just by showing an empty bottle? Haha!"

"No wonder the passengers didn't believe it; I would find it laughable too!"

"They look really stupid; even the eldest sister can't be bothered with them!"

"This is probably the most tragic fraud gang in history!"

"..."

The film continues, followed by a scene that excites the audience.

The trio of thieves went to great lengths to switch the real gems with the fake ones.

Blackie and his underlings climbed into the sewer, their heads wrapped in stockings, drenched in sweat, looking quite disheveled.

They were panting heavily in the narrow sewers, and the audience felt exhausted just watching them.

While inspecting the temple, Brother Bao noticed the jade in the display case. His underling came over to report, "Brother Bao, nothing else has been touched, but the electrical box has been pried open!"

Upon seeing the cigarette butt on the ground, Brother Bao immediately ordered, "Weld it shut!"

The scene shifts, and Blackie and his henchmen crawl out of the sewer.

"Where is this place?" Blackie struggled to open the manhole cover and climbed up.

"If you're so capable, then stay here!"

"Don't bump into me!" Blackie leaped up and finally climbed out.

Thinking they were quick, the two asked, "Where are we? Isn't this the temple entrance?" Seeing them panting heavily, they hurriedly ran away.

"We've climbed for so long, and this is all we've gotten to!"

Blackie complained as he walked, and the audience laughed heartily; the thief was truly pitiful.

"Why make things so miserable when you can just be a thief?"

"Haha, Brother Yang's expressions always make me laugh!"

"This actor's performance was absolutely fantastic, so hilarious!"

"So, whether this jade is real or fake is really a difficult question!"

"That's right! Someone with my IQ simply can't judge that!"

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The film continues; who is the culprit who took the jade?

Both Bao Ge and Xiao Jun were covered in injuries, their faces bruised and battered. Xiao Jun lit a cigarette, took a puff himself, and then handed it to Bao Ge.

Brother Bao took a drag of his cigarette and said, panting, "It's good that you're back. Hurry up and bring the stuff out!"

Xiao Jun pulled the items out of his pocket with a pained expression, saying helplessly, "That guy actually asked me for 1000 yuan for travel expenses!"

Brother Bao took a drag of his cigarette, looked at what Xiao Jun was holding, and angrily pushed him away.

This isn't jade at all; it's just an ordinary aluminum can!
What is this thing? Is it playing a trick on me?
Bao Ge completely lost control, wrapped a rope around Xiao Jun's neck, and roared, "Jade! I want jade!"

Xiao Jun had tried in vain and was already exhausted, and now he was being bullied by Brother Bao like this. "What jade? Wasn't it lost?"

Brother Bao was furious. He was about to go crazy when he was told that the good stuff was just a dream.

"Give it to me! Give me back my jade!"

Xiao Jun was in great distress because of this. After trying and struggling repeatedly, he discovered that this was not what he wanted at all.

"Baotou, stop fighting! Take a look!"

Just then, the younger brother next to him hurriedly shouted, "Look! It's Xie Xiaomeng!"

Brother Bao was stunned, and the strength in his hand loosened.

Is it really Xie Xiaomeng?!
The audience began to tense up as the film reached its climax, with a showdown inevitable between the two master thieves, Bao and Mike.

Bao Ge walked into the chairman's office with the new car headlights, intending to retrieve his driver's license, but unexpectedly discovered Mike preparing to escape.

He chased after Mike to the elevator and saw that one of Mike's hands was bleeding. Upon seeing this, Mike immediately pulled out a knife.

Inadvertently, Mike punctured Bao's bag, spilling the lime powder intended to deal with Dao all over the ground.

The scene shifts to the elevator doors opening, where Bao and Mike engage in a fierce fight.

The audience reacted in different ways; some couldn't help but laugh, while others began to ponder.

Because of this accident, Brother Bao became a hero in the capture of Mike from International Avenue, and the media rushed to report on his deeds.

Finally, Brother Bao gave the jade he received from Brother Dao to his wife.

At this moment, the audience's emotions were palpable.

The scene changes, and Blackie has not eaten for several days. He is drooling over the bread in the bakery.

So he picked up a hammer, grabbed the bread, and ran away.

With Dao Ge away, Hei Pi successfully proved his point: robbery is simple!
Blackie was relentlessly pursued by the bakery owner...

When the movie ended, the theater lights gradually came on.

The film is filled with laughs, and the fates of several characters in the latter half make the audience think deeply, elevating the film to a higher level.

(End of this chapter)