Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 747 The Goddess's Smile

The atmosphere was very lively, with everyone cheering loudly!
Zhou Yang stayed with Pang Di, who hardly had to exert any effort; her arm strength seemed inexhaustible, and she was constantly moving.

Meanwhile, Baby, Da Hei Niu, and Zu Nan's group was stuck because their paper boat was too tall to row and they kept spinning in circles.

Watching the other two teams quickly disappear into the distance, Big Black Bull sighed, "I think we're doomed!"

The special effects artist in the live stream then added a burst of laughter, and the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter!

"That's hilarious! If you don't prepare properly beforehand, how can things go smoothly later on?"

"I knew something was wrong when I saw your warships!"

"This teaches us a lesson: you can't get something for nothing if you're greedy!"

"Haha, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!"

"I want to see Brother Yang! Even if he takes Fatty Di alone, it's not enough!"

"That's right, other teams use two people to row together!"

"..."

The photographer seemed to read everyone's mind and immediately turned the camera towards Zhou Yang's team.

Surprisingly, they did not encounter any difficulties and easily took the lead.

Fat Di was singing happily on the boat, "Brother sits at the bow, sister sits at the stern, ah ah ah..."

The viewers in the live stream were all stunned to see Dilraba so composed.

Is rowing really that simple?
At first, Fat Di was also a little worried and wanted to help Zhou Yang row the boat.

But she soon realized that it made no difference whether she rowed or not.

Zhou Yang teased her, "No need to scratch, your strokes are like cat scratches!"

Fat Di then threw down the oar, indicating that she was quitting.

The audience learned a new phrase: "Like a cat's scratch, hahaha!"

Zhou Yang paddled with ease, while Deng Kai's group behind him was exerting all their strength, their panting clearly visible.

There is no harm without comparison.

At this moment, the audience realized that it wasn't that the boat was easy to row, but that Zhou Yang's strength was too amazing!
Zhou Yang arrived at the award ceremony in less than 7 minutes, which made people feel indignant.

Seeing this, Deng Kai couldn't help but say with a sense of inferiority, "Am I really getting old?"

"To be honest, you're already an old man! And me? I'm still a fresh-faced young man!" Chen Chichi replied with self-satisfaction.

"I don't agree with what you're saying!"

Deng Kai immediately put all his effort into it and began to vigorously swing his arms!
But before long, he lost heart, saying, "It doesn't seem to be working!"

Chen Chichi was not to be outdone and paddled forward with all his might, saying, "If I don't put in the effort, you'll think I'm just good at being cute."

However, Deng Kai coldly replied, "This is completely useless! Have you ever heard of the lever principle?"

Chen Chichi looked aggrieved. "Why can't you see my efforts?"

The audience rolled their eyes in exasperation, wondering if you were really trying your best.

However, compared to Da Hei Niu's group, their speed is considered fast.

The two groups in front immediately cheered them on, "Go!!"

But their smiles were all incredibly happy, clearly showing they were gloating.

Amidst such ridicule, Da Hei Niu finally exerted his strength and broke free from his previous stagnation.

Meanwhile, Zhou Yang and his group easily made their way ashore.

Chen Chichi began to doubt life and glanced at Deng Kai.

Why wasn't I in the same group as Zhou Yang?

"There's no point in saying this! Let's get through this!"

The dialogue between the two was so realistic that it made the audience laugh.

Indeed, if it were them, they would think the same way; Zhou Yang's arm strength is simply too great.

Zhou Yang and Pang Di stood on the shore and shouted loudly to Deng Kai, "Come over here quickly!"

Despite his low-key demeanor, Zhou Yang still managed to attract the attention of the audience.

Hearing Zhou Yang's cry, Chen Chichi hurriedly shouted, "Help! Please help us!"

Zhou Yang glanced at it, then said to Pang Di, "Wait for me! I'm going to help them!" Pang Di nodded in agreement, then turned her gaze to Deng Kai and his two companions.

Zhou Yang quickly jumped onto the boat and glided swiftly towards Deng Kai.

Viewers are also watching closely, wondering how Zhou Yang will offer assistance.

At the same time, Zhou Yang jumped into the water and began swimming to propel the boat forward.

The ship's speed was completely different from before!
"Wow! I've never experienced such speed before!" Chen Chichi exclaimed excitedly.

Deng Kai was equally happy, as they were about to reach the other side.

The atmosphere in the live stream was lively, with viewers leaving numerous comments.

"My God! There's actually this way?"

"From now on, if anyone says Brother Yang is just a pretty boy, I won't be polite! He's clearly a strong man!"

"This reminds me of Zhou Yang's new movie; the character is almost identical!"

"Haha! If Brother Yang doesn't lose fat, we'll see a muscular man!"

"If he doesn't lose weight, wouldn't he be bullying the other guests?"

"Haha, Yang is such a gem! He's such a great swimmer too!"

"..."

With Zhou Yang's help, the boat quickly reached the other side.

They opened the box in time and received their deserved reward.

Deng Kai and Zhou Yang high-fived in celebration, exclaiming excitedly, "Brother, that was great!"

Zhou Yang smiled slightly, "Actually, you can come over smoothly."

Although Zhou Yang said this, everyone present understood that they would never have been able to reach their destination without his assistance.

Chen Chichi, beaming with pride, waved at Da Hei Niu and the others, shouting, "Don't come any closer! Time's up!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than a whistle rang out.

Chen Chichi sarcastically remarked to Da Hei Niu: "Isn't your ship going to sink?"

"Who said that! That's exactly how it was designed!" Big Black Bull retorted, sounding somewhat powerless.

Baby chimed in, "Although it moves very slowly, it is definitely moving."

However, all they received was ridicule, with the live stream chat filled with "hahaha" comments.

The group led by Da Hei Niu has encountered far too many embarrassing situations.

Soon after, everyone took a car to their final destination – the Shanghai Museum.

Upon entering the museum, the production team began explaining the game rules.

"This is your final destination. The oil tycoon is waiting for you here! And you've also been given a chance to exchange name tags..."

Deng Kai immediately shouted, "Give it to the girl! Give it to the girl!"

Fat Di scratched her hair and retorted, "No way! My fighting ability is poor, so it's useless to me!"

Baby agreed, saying, "Dilraba is right! We should give it to the more capable players; that way, their chances of winning will be much higher!"

"Give it to Big Black Bull!" Chen Chichi suggested.

Zhou Yang also clapped and cheered.

In the end, the name tag of the big black bull was changed to a small name tag.

Just then, a group of mysterious men in black rushed towards them.

"What are you doing? I need to use the restroom!" Deng Kai shouted.

The man in black responded with complete distrust.

Everyone was blindfolded, and the loss of sight made them uneasy.

Zhou Yang wanted to keep a low profile, but the situation was just too outrageous! The blindfold wasn't properly on him, leaving one eye exposed.

"This is too careless! Too casual!" Zhou Yang complained as he was being pulled away.

Fat Di couldn't help but laugh.

Pfft, hahaha...

(End of this chapter)