Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 650 You're not convinced? Then we'll beat you into submission with our fists!

Huang Feihong glanced at him with displeasure, thinking to himself, "Why is this kid talking so much today?"

The master and apprentice remained silent to each other, making the scene look particularly hilarious.

Liang Kuan's performance was also much more likable than before, which is exactly what satisfied the audience.

Seeing Liang Kuan's condition, Aunt Thirteen couldn't help but remind him, "You're carsick! Don't eat anything later, or you'll feel nauseous!"

However, this was Liang Kuan's first time taking a train, and he couldn't miss the opportunity to enjoy a Western meal.

Who knows if we'll be able to eat it again in the future!

The surrounding audience also agreed, saying that since it was their first time eating Western food, they should definitely enjoy it to the fullest!

At that very moment, the cook from the steamship came over with tableware and brought them a bowl of soup.

Huang Feihong was curious about this and politely said, "Brother! We haven't ordered yet!"

Aunt Thirteen explained, "There's no need to order food on the steamboat!"

This made Wong Fei-hung realize something, and a slightly embarrassed blush appeared on his face, which was so cute that it made the audience laugh.

Just as they were about to enjoy their soup, the train entered a tunnel, and Liang Kuan exclaimed, "It's getting dark!"

Wong Fei-hung immediately scolded him, "Don't make a fuss! You've never seen anything like this before!"

Just when the audience thought he had figured out the truth, he suddenly asked obsequiously, "Thirteenth Aunt, what's going on here???"

This made the audience laugh uncontrollably, and some even burst into laughter:

"He didn't even know the train went into a tunnel! That's hilarious!"

"Wong Fei-hung and Leung Foon are hilarious!"

"This episode is even better, full of humor!"

"A country bumpkin coming to the city, it's hilarious! Hahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter! The train went into a tunnel!"

"..."

Aunt Thirteen in the movie didn't laugh, but patiently explained, "It's just a train going into a tunnel!"

Liang Kuan joked, "Wow, trains can even drill holes! Foreigners really know how to have fun!"

Having just adapted to the darkness, those who were preparing to embrace the light will inevitably find their eyes glaring.

……

The quick-witted Wong Fei-hung used a fan to block out the sunlight, which made him appear somewhat elegant.

Poor Liang Kuan couldn't open his eyes because of the glaring sunlight.

At this moment, Wong Fei-hung teased again, "Ah Kuan, it's fine with your own people, but don't wander around aimlessly when you get to the provincial capital!"

This was a veiled jab at Liang Kuan, making him seem like a country bumpkin!
The audience members pursed their lips, all understanding the situation, and no one wanted to say anything.

Huang Feihong wanted to drink the soup, but the train's jolting prevented him from lifting it up.

"Don't embarrass me this time at the medical conference in the provincial capital!"

Seeing that he couldn't get any soup, Wong Fei-hung immediately gave Leung Foon a word of advice, demonstrating the excellent tacit understanding between the master and his disciple.

At this moment, Liang Kuan wanted to drink the soup, but found that his hand holding the spoon was trembling as if he were shaking.

He stared in astonishment, thinking, "How do I have so many hands?"

This scene made the audience laugh so hard they were doubled over, and some even laughed uncontrollably.

"Holy crap! How can it be shaking like this, and there's even a close-up shot!"

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Liang Kuan was thinking to himself, 'What kind of car is this? It's making my hands shake like this!'"

"Don't even mention it, I can't stop laughing, it's just too hilarious!"

"Are you the champion of motion sickness? Even worse than me?"

"I couldn't stop laughing, Leung Kwan has become so funny!"

"..."

However, before the laughter could stop, the chefs served steaks after they finished their soup.

It was the first time they had met, and they were wondering: Why is there no rice with the steak?

Aunt Thirteen patiently explained the custom of eating with a knife and fork. Wong Fei-hung beamed with delight and said to Leung Foon, "I know that!"

But when Liang Kuan used the knife, he used too much force, and the steak flew off.

Huang Feihong reacted quickly, catching the piece of meat immediately, but scolded with a look of disgust: "You're always like this! What a waste! Don't throw it away if you're not going to eat it!"

Liang Kuan honestly replied, "Yes, I understand, Master."

When it was Wong Fei-hung's turn to use the knife and fork, he also used all his strength, and as a result, the steak flew out again.

Snapped!
The sound of steak hitting her face came from the other side, and Aunt Thirteen was caught off guard and stood there stunned.

Wong Fei-hung quickly apologized, and this scene made the audience laugh uncontrollably; it was just too funny!

Laughter filled the theater, with audiences roaring with laughter, including Guan Ziling, who reminisced about the hilarious moments during filming.

Zhou Yang saw her laughing so hard she was doubled over, happily eating popcorn.

However, the joyful atmosphere did not last long, and Huang Feihong and his group soon arrived in the city.

Upon arriving in the city, they were attacked by members of the White Lotus Sect, and Aunt Thirteen's Western-style dress and camera became the target of their attacks.

The surrounding citizens were talking about it, and their words were sharp and unforgiving.

"Look at what that woman is wearing?"

"That dress is really ugly!"

"She's dressed so strangely!"

"Right there, in the handcart!"

"A Western-style Manchu Han Imperial Feast, come and see!"

This group of people were mostly ordinary citizens, men and women pointing and gossiping about Aunt Thirteen.

The audience was extremely indignant, especially some young girls who loved to dress up, who were so angry they stomped their feet!

"This is called freedom of dress, how can you do this!"

At this moment, a group of children noticed Aunt Thirteen's attire, and their eyes revealed a dark unease.

It's very unpleasant!

A few little girls walked over, their eyes filled with hostility.

Aunt Thirteen, being kind-hearted, smiled and said, "Little sisters, your clothes are so pretty. May I take a picture of you?"

Unfortunately, instead of a lovely smile, she was met with a bowl of dog blood.

Thirteen Aunt was frightened, never expecting to be treated this way.

Wong Fei-hung immediately pulled her aside. What happened?

At this point, the audience's anger had reached its peak. Not only were the girls angry, but even the men nearby were furious to see the gentle Aunt Thirteen being treated this way.

The movie was still playing when Liang Kuan reacted quickly, smashing the bowl of herbal tea over the shoulder.

The bowl hit the girl who had splashed dog blood, and blood instantly streamed down her face.

This allowed the audience to vent their anger, and everyone expressed their immense satisfaction.

"Wow, Leung Kwan is awesome!! So cool!"

"This character was really well adapted!!"

"This kind of person should be dealt with this way! They're meddling too much!"

"I was so angry just now, that smash felt so good!"

"Smash her! They're not children, they're a pack of wild beasts!"

"..."

Just as the audience was reaching their climax, the White Lotus Sect suddenly appeared in their field of vision.

This is undoubtedly a cult!!

Sure enough, Wong Fei-hung stormed in, defeating many disciples while displaying remarkable elegance!

The White Lotus Sect Master, Nine Palaces True Man, launched an attack on Huang Feihong, shouting "White Lotus Blossoms!"

Huang Feihong quickly retreated, leaning back to easily dodge the attack.

Seeing that Master Jiugong was still launching an attack, he immediately used his Shadowless Kick, kicking his opponent away with a powerful kick.

(End of this chapter)