Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents
Chapter 561 Who am I? I'm your father!
Chapter 561 Who am I? I'm your father!
The scene changes, and Tang Ren and Qin Feng arrive at the place where Song Yi is having class. They are surprised to find that Song Yi is not the murderer, and that the adopted son also seems to be hiding a secret.
Song Yi was giving a lecture when his adopted son walked in wearing glasses.
The adopted son immediately ordered his men to take Song Yi away. Song Yi protested and shouted, but his students were not to be outdone and all picked up guns and pointed them at the adopted son.
This scene was truly touching!
However, at that moment, a burly man, one of the adopted son's men, burst in wielding a heavy firearm. Everyone immediately put away their weapons and acted as if nothing had happened.
It's shockingly realistic!
In the end, Song Yi was forcibly taken away, shouting, "Students, rise up and resist! What about what I've taught you? Your kindness is as deep as the sea!"
This scene made the audience burst into laughter.
Meanwhile, Tang Ren and Qin Feng, hiding in the toilet, heard their adopted son heading towards it.
The two hid behind the door in a very strange posture.
They heard their adopted son threaten to harm Song Yi.
Upholding justice, Tang Ren thought to himself that he could not stand idly by in order to save a life!
The audience watched with indifference, knowing full well that the real motive behind this was profit.
But they are still thinking about how to avoid revealing their identities.
Tang Ren turned slightly to the side, caught sight of the mascot costume behind Qin Feng, and a glint of inspiration flashed in his eyes. He then said, "We'll see!"
Meanwhile, the skinny man and the fat man were in a car full of bodyguards, including the imprisoned Song Yi.
Out of boredom, the fat man asked the skinny man, "Do you think this big guy can speak Chinese?"
The skinny person was also very interested in this question and suggested that the overweight person give it a try.
The fat man tried to say something in Chinese, only to find that the burly man indeed couldn't speak Chinese.
The fat man was secretly pleased with himself and asked, "I can teach you a sentence. What do you want to learn?"
The big guy said he wanted to learn "Don't run away, you bastard!"
So the skinny boy taught him a phrase: "Dad hit me!"
The big guy repeated it several times in his broken Chinese, which made the people in the carriage laugh and applaud!
The audience laughed so hard they were doubled over, and the entire movie theater was filled with laughter.
"Dad hit me! Haha, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!"
"It's so hard being a foreigner!"
"Dad hit me! I laughed so hard I felt like I was flying!"
"Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter, my stomach hurts!"
"I laughed so hard I cried, it's hilarious!"
"Hahahahaha..."
"..."
The film continues, and the Tang brothers, dressed as Donald Duck, stop their car.
This is clearly an attempt to create some chaos!
Upon seeing this image, the fat man couldn't help but laugh: "That's Donald Duck!"
The skinny man, not to be outdone, retorted, "Does his mouth look like a duck's?"
"That's clearly a chicken!"
Why doesn't it leave, whether it's a chicken or a duck?
The skinny man clearly saw the "chicken" talking, and asked in confusion, "What is he saying?"
Based on his years of experience learning Chinese, the fat man guessed that what he was saying about foreign languages was all nonsense!
"Are you sure?"
Then, the fat man responded one sentence after another, but he was still somewhat unhappy.
"He said we didn't give him face! He even called us lackeys!"
"..." Oh, shit! This is intolerable!
The skinny man immediately got out of the car, declaring that he would show the other party what he was capable of.
However, Tang Ren was not someone to be trifled with. He had mastered the "Thousand Year Kill" technique to a high degree, and the skinny man was no match for him.
At that moment, a car owner was playing music, and the rhythm of the music perfectly matched the figure of the thin man writhing in pain.
That was a truly outstanding improvisation!
This scene had the audience in the movie theater doubled over with laughter.
Hahaha……
However, the story doesn't end there!
When the two were clearly at a disadvantage, the audience in the carriage noticed Donald Duck's defiant face.
"Let's go! Get your weapons out!"
Only one person remained in the carriage, staring at Song Yi, whose fat jiggled as he watched.
Seeing the crowd gathering, Donald Duck realized something was wrong and immediately prepared to run away!
He moved nimbly between the carriages, and the group of people were helpless against him.
Meanwhile, the only bodyguard who was paying attention to the situation felt like someone was hitting him, so he quickly stood at the car door to check the situation.
"oops!"
Suddenly, a person dressed as Spider-Man appeared on the roof of the car!
This guy just threw the net right off!
The bodyguard fell to the ground with a thud.
Qin Feng, dressed as Spider-Man, quickly arrived and freed Song Yi from his restraints. Song Yi, momentarily stunned, asked, "Spider-Man?"
Qin Feng quickly explained, "Someone wants to kill you, come with me!"
He jumped out of the car with Song Yi, and they were quickly spotted by his godson's group. "Quick, catch up with them!"
The godson didn't forget to turn back and remind him, "Don't forget that duck!"
This is a matter of life and death!
The big guy caught up with Donald Duck and shouted without hesitation, "My dad hit me!"
Donald Duck looked puzzled: "What exactly do you want?"
Since you want it so badly, I'll grant your wish. Then, Tang Ren unleashed his astonishing strength, giving the big guy a thorough beating that left him yelling incessantly.
His godson watched silently from behind the car, his face showing reluctance.
However, Tang Ren accidentally revealed his identity when he made his move, and realizing that he had no choice but to run away, he quickly fled.
The two ran hurriedly. Qin Feng and Song Yi grabbed the cloth of the building's billboard, but the effect was minimal, and their clothes were torn to shreds!
They fled with all their might and finally gathered together, but to everyone's shock, they were all naked!
Tang Ren's bright red underwear was particularly eye-catching!
Laughter filled the theater.
"I laughed so hard my face almost froze, it was so funny!"
"Am I the only one who noticed Yang Ge's physique? Wow, it's amazing!"
"The beauties' gazes are always so unified!"
"I'm blushing just looking at Brother Yang's physique!"
"I can't stop laughing, hahaha! Nobody can beat this!"
"...".
The scene shifts, and the three are still running, eventually rushing into a bar, which leads to a pink-hued memory—Tang Ren's love story with the bar owner!
Hahaha……
The scene shifts, and the three successfully identify the connection between the deceased, discovering that their order is metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. However, they have already been detained.
While examining the deceased, Officer Chen was suddenly pulled away.
In the detention center, Qin Feng quickly realized something, and Tang Ren then understood that Officer Chen's attribute was earth!
The killer is about to take action!
James's hospital is located in Midtown Manhattan. The hospital's name contains the word "feld," which signifies the final altar, and Chen Ying was the final sacrifice.
The most important thing now is to escape; they already know the killer's identity!
(End of this chapter)
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