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Chapter 49 Dog-Beating Stick Technique, Today We Beat the Dog!
But Zhou Yang.

Things didn't go as she wished.

A response was issued a few minutes later.

Moreover, this response was extremely harsh, which angered Li Fangfang so much that she smashed her phone to pieces.

"Zhou Yang, a young man, said: I am a fan of Mr. Jin Yong's books. I have loved reading his novels since I was a child, especially 'The Legend of the Condor Heroes'. There is a kung fu in it called 'Dog-Beating Stick Technique'. Because I was afraid of dogs when I was a child, I liked to practice it in front of the TV every day."

"After practicing for so many years, it's finally time to put it to use! To thank everyone for your continued support, I'll be performing the Dog-Beating Stick Technique the day after tomorrow!"

See this last sentence.

Li Fangfang could no longer hold back and completely broke down!

After yelling, she pushed the computer and cup off the table, but still burning with anger, she smashed her phone on the ground to vent her rage.

now.

Netizens who have been following the verbal battle between the two.

They couldn't help but leave comments under Zhou Yang's Weibo post.

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! Zhou Yang, you're amazing!"

"As expected of Yang Shen, I'm impressed. He can make people furious with just a few words, and even insult them indirectly. Hahaha, he's amazing."

"That's a complete annihilation!"

"I'm dying of laughter, you dog-beating stick, are you calling Li Fangfang a dog? Hahaha, well said!"

"Based on these implications alone, I think if Zhou Yang were to go up against Li Fangfang, he could infuriate her to death!"

"Luckily I didn't offend Brother Yang, otherwise, a single word from him could have made me so angry that I would have jumped off a building."

"Hahaha, the Dog-Beating Stick Technique! I really can't wait to see Zhou Yang beat up this dog, especially this mangy one."

"I'm impressed, truly impressed. Logically speaking, if you encounter someone like Li Fangfang who's just trying to scam you, agreeing to fight her would lower your own status. But Zhou Yang didn't mention participating in the competition. Instead, he said he would perform the Dog-Beating Stick Technique to thank everyone for their support. He didn't lower his status at all, and he subtly insulted her. That's brilliant!"

"Zhou Yang is awesome!"

……

People's eyes are sharp.

Based on their statements, everyone already knows who is stronger.

Li Fangfang only knows how to be sarcastic and make personal attacks.

Zhou Yang, however, was able to maintain his composure and break his opponent's guard.

Many people seemed to have already foreseen the outcome of the match: Li Fangfang would be easily defeated by Zhou Yang, sit on the ground, and break down in tears.

No matter how.

After Zhou Yang accepted the challenge, the entire internet was drawn to him.

Regardless of what the two have said in the past.

Whoever wins the showdown the day after tomorrow will be the ultimate winner.

and so.

Everyone is eagerly anticipating the sixth episode of "The King of Roasts" the day after tomorrow.

at the same time.

The production team of the "King of Roasts" program noticed the huge buzz generated by the two.

They immediately issued a statement inviting Zhou Yang to be a guest on the show's new episode.

moment.

Countless netizens are eagerly anticipating the next episode of "King of Roasts".

As Zhou Yang was officially invited to the "King of Roasts" program, Yan Ming also called Zhou Yang.

As soon as I answered the phone.

A stern voice came from inside: "Zhou Yang, this Li Fangfang is no simple character; she's extremely difficult to deal with. Are you confident about what will happen the day after tomorrow?"

“If you’re not confident, don’t go. I’ll use the station’s resources to suppress this matter.”

At this moment, Yan Ming no longer sees Zhou Yang as just a director and artist, but as a friend and family member.

It was Zhou Yang's appearance that allowed him to suddenly turn his career around after repeated failures as a director, becoming one of the most sought-after directors today.

Of course, he was also Zhou Yang's mentor.

As their communication and contact deepened, their relationship transcended that of business partners, becoming more like that of mentor and friend. Therefore...

Yan Ming only started to worry about Zhou Yang after he learned about this.

Zhou Yang also knew Yan Ming's feelings.

He then reassured her, "Director Yan, don't worry, I'm sure I'll win, because I really do know the Dog-Beating Stick Technique!"

These words immediately made Yan Ming, who was tense, laugh.

"Haha, you little rascal, now that I hear you say that, I'm not worried anymore."

"However, it's better to be safe than sorry. I'll go with you, that way the other side won't dare to play any tricks."

No matter what, Zhou Yang is just a 15-year-old kid, and Yan Ming is still worried about him going alone.

Zhou Yang nodded in agreement, after all, Li Fangfang was like a crazy woman, and Yan Ming really needed to keep things under control.

The two then chatted for a while longer.

After hanging up the phone, Zhou Yang began to look up the program schedule for "The King of Roasts".

He quickly found out the truth.

The recording time for each episode of "The King of Roasts" is usually around two hours, with six guests per episode.

The main process is as follows.

The initial segment was a free-flowing stand-up comedy routine with lots of吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term

Each guest takes turns going on stage to perform a 10-minute stand-up routine that is both funny and expresses a viewpoint.

At the same time, you can interact with 500 audience judges on site; there is a button next to each audience member's seat.

After the guests finished their performance.

Viewers can press the button to select the light to vote for the six guests on stage.

Whoever gets the most votes wins the first round.

After everyone finishes their performance in the first round, the contestant with the most votes can go out first, choose any opponent, and then contradict their previous statement.

After the debate between the two sides concluded.

The audience will continue to score the two contestants, with the one scoring higher winning and the one scoring lower being eliminated.

The winner of the first round can choose to continue choosing opponents or choose to rest and watch the remaining four people fight in pairs. The two who win their first pair fight each other, and the winners of those pairs fight the winners of the first round in a final battle.

Therefore, the first round of stand-up comedy is very important.

The winner can choose the weakest opponent in the second round, and after winning, they can wait for the final showdown.

Of course, there are also cases where the winner of the first round is upset at the very beginning of the second round.

In this situation, the three winners take turns fighting each other until a champion is determined.

After understanding these things.

Zhou Yang did not slack off.

He turned on his computer and watched the previous episodes of "The King of Roasts," especially Li Fangfang's performance.

As the old saying goes.

Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle.

Therefore, he must first understand the other party, be strategically dismissive, and tactically cautious.

Time flies by.

In the blink of an eye, it was time to record the sixth episode of the "King of Roasts" program.

However, the program was scheduled to start at 2 PM, which was five hours away.

However, all major platforms.

The hype has already begun.

Whether it's Weibo, Douyin, Kuaishou, Toutiao, or other major platforms.

They were all pushing this episode of "The King of Roasts".

The title is even more eye-catching!

(End of this chapter)