Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 446 The Celestial Being's Feelings

"I'm a little confused!" someone said, scratching their head.

"Me too, I'm getting more and more confused. This place was clearly the Spider Cave just a moment ago, how did it suddenly turn into the Water Curtain Cave?!"

"I'm stunned! This is completely unexpected!"

"Interesting, the plot of this movie is getting more and more unpredictable!" Everyone was discussing it.

On the screen, the woman in red nodded slightly upon hearing Supreme Treasure's question, "Spider Cave, that's quite an elegant name. Alright, let's call it Spider Cave!"

Immediately, she waved her hand, and the words "Water Curtain Cave" on the cave ceiling instantly changed to "Spider Cave".

"Alright, I'll stay here." The woman nodded in satisfaction, talking to herself as if she didn't take Supreme Treasure seriously.

"Wait! Who are you?" Supreme Treasure quickly stopped him.

In his opinion, the woman might be a little crazy.

However, the woman then waved her hand, knocking Supreme Treasure to the ground and seizing the Moonlight Box.

Then, staring at Supreme Treasure, she calmly declared, "I hereby officially declare that everything on this mountain belongs to me, including you!"

"Me?" Supreme Treasure was taken aback!
“That’s right! Just like the donkey I’ve tamed, I want you to obey me absolutely!” With that, the girl waved her hand, and Supreme Treasure immediately felt a burning pain in the soles of his feet.

After completing this series of actions, the girl clapped her hands triumphantly.

"You must obey my orders now. If anyone bullies you, remember my name. From now on, I will call myself 'The Great Immortal of the Gauze Hat'!"

The Immortal in the Gauze Hat?!
Upon hearing this title, Supreme Treasure's eyes widened.

Isn't this "Immortal in the Gauze Hat" a historical figure? Did he actually travel back in time?
Supreme Treasure hurriedly took off his shoes and found three moles on the soles of his feet. When he looked in the demon-revealing mirror, he saw the image of the Monkey King. Combined with the conversation he had overheard in the Water Curtain Cave, Supreme Treasure found it hard to believe.

Not only was Supreme Treasure stunned, but the audience in the movie theater was also dumbfounded.

"The plot is amazing, so gripping!"

"No one could have guessed that the person Supreme Treasure had been longing for was actually the Spider Fairy, and from five hundred years ago! What's even more amazing is that previous story clues had already hinted at it!"

"I always thought the Spider Fairy was an ugly monster, but I never expected her to be so beautiful! It's such a surprise!"

"This plot design is absolutely amazing! Who came up with this? It's a masterpiece!"

"Of course, who else but Brother Yang?!"

"Brother Yang is amazing! Based on this part alone, this film is already unparalleled!"

"Brother Yang is truly amazing! He always surprises us. He's absolutely stunning!"

……

This plot setting is so ingenious! Everyone thought that Supreme Treasure and the others were five hundred years in the future, but they never expected that they were actually five hundred years in the past!

This turn of events was simply divine!

However, Supreme Treasure seems unable to accept all of this.

He suddenly roared, "I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I won't become a monkey, I'm going to save Jingjing!!"

Supreme Treasure tried to break into the cave, but was knocked unconscious by the cave door. When he woke up, he was already inside.

When he regained consciousness, he found the Spider Fairy talking to herself.

"Haha, with this Moonlight Box, I no longer have to worry about being chased by Sister Qingxia!"

These words shocked Supreme Treasure. The Spider Fairy actually had an older sister? And she was still hunting her down? And her strength was even more terrifying?
But at this moment, Supreme Treasure only wants to retrieve the Moonlight Box and go back to rescue Bai Jingjing.

As the plot unfolds, everyone discovers that the "sister" the Spider Fairy refers to is actually the same person with different personalities, and that the two are originally independent individuals.

One of them was named Fairy Zixia, and the other was named Fairy Qingxia. With the intervention of Buddha, the two merged into one and shared the same body. Fairy Zixia controlled the body during the day, while Fairy Qingxia took control at night.

At this moment, Supreme Treasure and the audience had an epiphany.

So, this is yet another "masterpiece" of Buddha!

"Sigh, this looks like a trap someone deliberately set for Supreme Treasure." "Supreme Treasure? It's clearly a trap set for Sun Wukong!"

"Yes, why are there so many coincidences? Even the appearance of Patriarch Bodhi seems too coincidental!"

"The significance of this film far exceeds our imagination!"

"..."

At the same time, two mysterious figures quietly appeared on the screen, following behind Fairy Zixia and Supreme Treasure.

"Now that our eldest brother has become like this, and is still with Fairy Zixia, does that mean Fairy Zixia even knows about our capture of Master? Stay close to him and don't disturb him."

"Although I am slightly ahead of him in wisdom and martial arts, now that Fairy Zixia has joined the family, I'm afraid he will surpass me by a little bit!"

Then, the two of them turned around at the same time.

One is a pig with a human body and a big belly, and the other is wearing a skull bead necklace. They are Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing respectively!
"It's Pigsy and Sandy!"
"It seems that Supreme Treasure really did travel back five hundred years!"

"That's right. Judging from what Pigsy and Sandy are saying, Tang Sanzang hasn't committed suicide yet. It seems he really has traveled through time!"

"The storyline is becoming increasingly gripping!"

"Haha, Pigsy is too confident. He actually thinks he can defeat Monkey King. It's hilarious!"

"..."

On the other side, Fairy Zixia suddenly stopped.

"What happened?" Supreme Treasure asked, puzzled.

“My beloved is nearby!” Fairy Zixia said earnestly.

Supreme Treasure looked around, but found no one there. "Have you seen him?"

"I didn't see it, but my Purple and Green Sword gave me a 'beep beep' signal."

Supreme Treasure was a little confused. He began to wonder if there was something wrong with his ears, because he did not hear the 'beep beep' sound that Fairy Zixia had mentioned.

"Where did that beeping sound come from? I didn't hear it!"

"Beep beep beep! Didn't you hear me?"

"You're the one who makes a 'du' sound! Swords don't make 'du' sounds!"

"Oh dear, I only made that beep for you because I know you can't hear me!"

Their absurd conversation elicited laughter from the audience in the movie theater.

"Haha, that's hilarious! Those two are so funny!"

"We expected Brother Yang to be good at comedy, but Liu Tianxian's performance in comedy was surprisingly natural and the effect was amazing!"

"That's right, haha, Liu Yifei's serious expression is just too funny!"

"Wow, that's talent! I never imagined Liu Yifei could be so good at comedy!"

"Indeed, I hadn't noticed that before, it's really amazing!"

Hearing the applause from the audience, Liu Tianxian, sitting in the first row, showed an awkward smile.

Her talent is really quite ordinary.

Strangely enough, her acting talent is quite outstanding compared to that of ordinary actors.

Whenever she starts filming a movie, she spends a whole week familiarizing herself with and memorizing the script, all in order to perfectly present the director's requirements.

This talent is truly remarkable.

Liu Tianxian once considered herself a genius, but it wasn't until she met Zhou Yang that she realized what a true genius was.

(End of this chapter)