Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 444 This isn't a kindergarten bus, is it?
"Sun Wukong!"

"Sun Wukong?"

"You think you can fool me just because you've turned into a human?"

"Human-like?!"

Supreme Treasure was somewhat confused at this moment, having no idea what Bai Jingjing was talking about.

He began to wonder if Bai Jingjing was attracted to his handsome appearance. No wonder she suddenly started talking nonsense.

Bai Jingjing mistakenly thought that Supreme Treasure was putting on an act, and she was furious and extremely agitated!
"It seems I'll have to use some special methods to make you realize this!" A hint of mockery flashed in Bai Jingjing's eyes.

Then, with a wave of her hand, Supreme Treasure's hand immediately burst into flames!

"Why do you have to light another fire? Why do you have to do this?" Supreme Treasure was so annoyed that he was powerless to resist.

"Could I have misunderstood?" Bai Jingjing rushed forward and extinguished the fire.

Then, she looked at Supreme Treasure with an apologetic expression.

Although she is a fairy, she is not an unreasonable and wicked fairy.

"Oh! Why are you burning me with flames?" Supreme Treasure said with some dissatisfaction.

Bai Jingjing changed the subject, quietly asking, "Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that losing your beard will make you lose your personality?"

"Really?" Supreme Treasure looked at Bai Jingjing with a hint of doubt.

"Sigh, you're neither good at literature nor martial arts, you're just a bandit, yet you insist on becoming a top scholar?" Bai Jingjing grumbled in dissatisfaction.

"Perhaps I have considered it..."

"Forget it! Just stick to being a bandit, it's a promising career!" Bai Jingjing said sarcastically.

This conversation once again elicited another burst of laughter from the audience.

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! Being a robber is actually a very promising career!"

"That makes sense. In ancient times, wouldn't robbery, a business with no capital, be a good profession?"

"That's right, otherwise Liangshan wouldn't have gathered so many bandits."

"Indeed, if he were to try to become the top scholar in the imperial examination, with Supreme Treasure's kung fu skills, he would probably be beaten to death on the stage!"

"It seems Bai Jingjing is feeling sorry for Supreme Treasure!"

……

The movie continues. Just as Supreme Treasure returns to his residence and lies down to sleep, he suddenly hears a voice-over.

"You've returned to the Water Curtain Cave?"

Supreme Treasure was a little confused. "What? Water Curtain Cave? Who are you? Why do you always bring me back here!"

"No one brought you here; you chose to come back on your own. You've been away from home for too long, and you'll always want to go back eventually."

In that instant, a strange scene flashed through Supreme Treasure's mind.

In the blink of an eye, he seemed to witness himself transformed into a monkey!
This scene immediately attracted the attention of the entire audience.

It was none other than the Monkey King, Sun Wukong!

……

All of this came as a bolt from the blue, leaving everyone in disbelief!
It turns out that Supreme Treasure is none other than the legendary Monkey King, Sun Wukong!
Just then, Supreme Treasure was awakened by the blind man, and the dream dissipated, leaving the audience sighing with regret.

"This is too sudden, how did I wake up like that!"

"I haven't seen enough! I really want to see Supreme Treasure transform into the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!"

"Haha, those guys from the Axe Gang will definitely be scared out of their wits!"

"But the most surprised should be Chun Shisan Niang and Bai Jingjing. The Sun Wukong they've been searching for is right before their eyes." "Haha, I wonder what their expressions will be when they uncover the truth..."

……

The movie was still going on, and the character Bodhi Patriarch, played by Liu Zhengwei, finally made his appearance.

He gave Supreme Treasure a demon-revealing mirror so that he could use it to examine Bai Jingjing.

Supreme Treasure discovered Bai Jingjing's true identity from this, and was so shocked that he almost lost his mind!

After returning to the room.
Supreme Treasure clutched his chest and asked in a panic, "Why do you call me 'Old Mother'?"

The next moment, the voice of Patriarch Bodhi suddenly rang out, "I've turned into a grape again!"

"Where are you hiding?!"

"I'm hiding in your crotch!"

Wow! It's such a big ball!

"That ball is for you, I'm right behind you!"

Supreme Treasure hurriedly turned around and, sure enough, found grapes on his lower back.

However, the conversation between the two had the movie theater audience in stitches.

"Hahaha, this is so interesting! I didn't expect such a surprise. It turns out that Supreme Treasure was talking about his own special possession!"

"Oh dear, there might be a hidden meaning here. Brother Yang might be expressing some profound thoughts!"

"This joke is so inappropriate, I'd rather get off the bus, this topic is too lewd!"

"But is Brother Yang's special possession really that amazing? I'm really curious! After all, my other half isn't all that great! I'd love to know more about Brother Yang in this aspect!"

"Watch out! What are you saying?! I'm still here, are you ignoring me?!"

"Brother Lv Fan, don't take it seriously. Look at you, don't be angry. I put the green hat on you crookedly. Come here, let me fix it for you..."

"..."

Seeing this, Bai Bing and Naza, who were standing next to Zhou Yang, felt somewhat uncomfortable.

Because only the two of them knew the actual situation of that special item, which was truly not to be ignored!
Meanwhile, on the screen, Bodhi Patriarch begins to reveal the truth to Supreme Treasure.

"Let me tell you, those demons are waiting for Tang Sanzang to reappear. Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was destroyed by Guanyin Bodhisattva. His master, Tang Sanzang, sacrificed his own life to give Sun Wukong a chance to be reborn, hoping that this monkey could change his ways!"

Confused, Supreme Treasure asked, "Then why is Tang Sanzang here?"

Bodhi Patriarch closed his eyes slightly and carefully explained the inside story to Supreme Treasure:
"Back then, Tang Sanzang, out of compassion for all sentient beings, traveled across oceans and traversed long distances to the Western Paradise to retrieve the Buddhist scriptures. His purpose in carrying the scriptures was not simply to acquire them, but to use them to enlighten the world and move the gods and Buddhas. The Buddha granted Tang Sanzang a second chance, waiting for his disciple Sun Wukong to once again protect the journey to the West. Do you understand why so many demons have appeared so frequently…?"

Supreme Treasure suddenly realized!
"So that's it! I often have this unsettling dream—I'm in a dark cave, and a pair of timid eyes are staring at me, making me feel incredibly embarrassed. Now I understand, I've actually stumbled into the territory of a monster!" Supreme Treasure suddenly realized.

A burst of laughter rang out, as if washing away all worries.

Zhou Yang gave a helpless bitter smile, secretly pondering the twists and turns to come.

Meanwhile, the plot gradually heats up.

Bodhi Patriarch helps Supreme Treasure fight against Chun Shisan Niang and Bai Jingjing, but at this moment the Bull Demon King suddenly appears.

Supreme Treasure intends to impersonate Sun Wukong to gain the protection of the Bull Demon King, but unexpectedly discovers that the Bull Demon King has come because Princess Iron Fan is seeking revenge.

After the Spider Demon and the White Bone Demon learned that Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong, they surprisingly turned to protect him, but they were still no match for the powerful Bull Demon King. The two female demons led Supreme Treasure and his second-in-command into the Spider Cave to escape the danger.

The plot moves forward rapidly.

Bai Jingjing and Chun Shisan Niang became enemies. In the chaos, Chun Shisan Niang accidentally used her aphrodisiac technique on the second-in-command.

(End of this chapter)