Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 361 New Movie, Kung Fu!

In just two short weeks, it broke the box office record previously set by "The Lord of the Rings" and became the new number one in film history!
The classic lines from this movie not only moved people but also resonated globally.

"If you jump, I'll jump too!"

"I don't have a single photo of him; he only lives on in my memory."

"Use your surname to add to my first name."

No matter how far you are from me, my heart will always be with you.

"My heart was pounding so hard at that moment; it was the sexiest moment of my life."

"Winning that ticket was the best experience of my life, because it led me to you."

"..."

Zhou Yang also shared this exciting news on social media.

"#Actor Zhou Yang: Congratulations to 'Titanic' for breaking box office records! Thank you to all my fans for your continued support. Also, I'm happy to announce that my new film 'Kung Fu Hustle,' a collaboration with Stephen Chow, is about to begin filming. Stay tuned!#"

This Weibo post quickly sparked a heated response from fans!

"Zhou Yang, is this true?"

"A collaboration between two comedy masters is simply amazing!"

"Looking forward to it! Zhou Yang's works are always masterpieces!"

"Great news! We can finally see Zhou Yang in a Chinese film!"

"Zhou Yang, what kind of superhero are you? You're about to start filming a new movie."

"The title 'Kung Fu' sounds really cool, I love it!"

"We will definitely give our full support!"

However, some fans expressed concerns after hearing that Zhou Yang would be collaborating with Stephen Chow.

"Brother Yang, you're hilarious! Stephen Chow is practically the godfather of bad movies now!"

"All he cares about now is robbing people, Brother Yang, you'd better not get involved with him!"

"The movies starring Stephen Chow are alright, but the directors... haha..."

"To be honest, after being fooled several times, Brother Yang, I may really not be able to support you this time."

"Add one more upstairs."

"Brother Yang, I'm really sorry, I really can't help you this time."

"..."

Zhou Yang was surprised to see these comments; he hadn't expected that Stephen Chow's fans had such deep-seated resentment.

However, this is not surprising.

The higher the expectations, the greater the disappointment. Stephen Chow's films over the years have all been hard to describe.

Each time it achieves high box office returns, it's because of the emotional support from fans, but many longtime fans are completely disappointed.

"This is quite a challenge."

Zhou Yang thought to himself.

He must give his all to portray kung fu; if he fails, not only will Stephen Chow be criticized, but he himself will also be implicated.

After a week of waiting, Zhou Yang and Naza finally arrived at the Shanghai Film Park, also known as Chedun Film History Base, the filming location for "Kung Fu".

Upon arriving at the filming location, Zhou Yang specially took Naza to visit Stephen Chow.

Stephen Chow had already started filming here half a month ago, and most of the scenes unrelated to Zhou Yang had already been completed.

"Hello, Mr. Stephen Chow."

Nazar took the initiative to greet Stephen Chow.

Upon seeing Nazar, a look of amazement flashed in Stephen Chow's eyes.

Her long legs, fair skin, and delicate features were exactly like the mute girl in his heart.

Stephen Chow nodded slightly and exclaimed, "She's truly beautiful and charming; she and Zhou Yang are a match made in heaven!"

what? !

Nazar blushed immediately, as she had assumed that Stephen Chow had already noticed the connection between her and Zhou Yang.

“That’s not it,” Stephen Chow immediately corrected, “It complements Zhou Yang’s character perfectly.” “I see,” Naza breathed a sigh of relief and said gratefully, “Thank you for the compliment, Mr. Chow.”

"You two go put on your makeup, I want to see how it goes."

"OK."

Half an hour later, Zhou Yang and Nazar finished their makeup.

The makeup artist created a new look for Zhou Yang. At this moment, Zhou Yang's hair was messy, he was wearing a yellowed shirt and a worn-out jacket, and his face looked tired. He looked decadent and disheveled.

This was the first time Zhou Yang had tried this style of dress.

Her attire at this moment was completely different from her usual style.

With delicate features and wearing a loose beige shirt, she was as charming as before, but now she was fresh and innocent, like a naive young girl.

After a moment, Stephen Chow nodded in satisfaction.

"Great, this is the effect I need."

Immediately afterwards, Zhou Yang and she began rehearsing today's scene.

When the staff around Zhou Yang saw him, they began to whisper among themselves.

"Zhou Yang is actually the lead actor; the news wasn't lying after all."

"Zhou Yang's acting skills are certainly good, but can he handle playing the role of Stephen Chow?"

"Previously, it was said that Deng Chao and Wang Baoqiang might be Stephen Chow's successors, but how have they performed?"

"Hmph, he just won a supporting actor award, he's not even a Best Actor, does he even deserve it?"

"I think Zhou Yang should be able to do it..."

"Hmph, dare to bet with me? I bet 10,000 that Zhou Yang will definitely mess up his performance and get criticized by the entire internet."

"Come on, let's bet! I don't believe he'll succeed this time."

"..."

After Zhou Yang and Nazar were ready, Stephen Chow raised the megaphone and shouted, "Scene 4 of 'Kung Fu Hustle,' take 1, start filming!"

The story begins.

The protagonist, played by Zhou Yang, gets off the tram and then begins a robbery scene with the mute girl, played by Naza.

As Stephen Chow finished speaking, a tram slowly drove out of the frame.

Inside the tram, Zhou Yang stared arrogantly at the bespectacled man opposite him: "Four-eyes, I recognize you."

The bespectacled man smiled faintly and said, "It seems that this gentleman has a special understanding of people who wear glasses."

"That's right! Especially the gold-rimmed glasses!"

After speaking, Zhou Yang reached out to demonstrate his snake-fist technique.

Swish~swish~
Snapped!
Suddenly, the bespectacled man slapped Zhou Yang across the face. Before Zhou Yang could react, the bespectacled man grabbed his head and slammed it violently against the seat.

"It's perfectly normal and logical for me, as a clerk, to wear gold-rimmed glasses! I wear them respectably, so why are you targeting me?"

Zhou Yang looked at the fat boy beside him in anguish and pleaded, "Help me!"

Fatty paused for a moment, then glared menacingly at the bespectacled man.

Two men were restrained by a bespectacled man, violently slammed onto chairs, and repeatedly struck with their hands while cursing.

"Want some help? Pretend to be a thug? Try the dragon pose? Try the tiger pose?"

The scene shifts, and Zhou Yang and a fat man awkwardly escape from the car, while the bespectacled man remains inside, making mocking gestures.

"Get off the bus if you dare! Otherwise, I'll smash your glasses! Get off now!"

Zhou Yang arrogantly yelled at the bespectacled man in the car.

Zhou Yang's exaggerated facial expressions, though exaggerated, are not abrupt and perfectly portray the protagonist's image of bullying the weak and deceiving himself.

A glint of inspiration flashed in Stephen Chow's eyes; he saw a reflection of himself in Zhou Yang.

At that moment, Zhou Yang spotted the mute girl's stall across the street and immediately charged over fiercely.

"Robbery! Where's the money?!"

(End of this chapter)