Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 332 If I don't smoke, where will the smoke come from?
Hearing the whispers of the surrounding audience, Zhang Jingyi gently patted Zhou Yang's leg and whispered to him, "Honey, why don't you work with Stephen Chow? I bet your collaboration could definitely generate over 20 billion in box office revenue!"

Zhou Yang replied confidently, "Aren't you being too conservative? It can easily exceed 50 billion!"

Stephen Chow's films in recent years have been controversial, mainly because the actors in his films have given awkward performances that fail to showcase his unique charm.

But Zhou Yang believes that he can capture the feeling that Stephen Chow was looking for.

Zhou Yang is also looking forward to working with Stephen Chow, and he hopes to realize this wish one day.

Snapped!
As the movie officially began, the lights in the theater suddenly dimmed.

In the first scene, Zhou Yang, who plays Xia Luo, sits in a Maserati, circling around the pool outside the hotel.

As Charlotte and the driver's conversation reached the ears of the audience, they couldn't help but smile.

Especially when he heard Da Chun's silly laugh: "I was wondering who had been wandering around here so many times."

The audience burst into laughter.

"This is hilarious... hahaha..."

"Haha, I'm laughing so hard! His ostentatious show-off was ruthlessly exposed."

"Brother Yang is so funny. His sour face makes me want to laugh, haha."

"Poor Brother Yang, it's really not easy to show off like this!"

"..."

The movie continues, and Charlotte gracefully steps into the hotel.

He meticulously adjusted the details on his suit, clearly a symbol of high status.

Embarrassingly, he was wearing the exact same outfit as the wedding emcee.

The emcee paused for a moment, raised the microphone, and said in confusion, "Hey, colleague, did you come to the wrong room?"

"Hahaha……"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Haha, that's hilarious, so embarrassing!"

"If it were me, I would definitely want to find a crack in the ground to crawl into. It's too embarrassing!"

"Haha, hiccup! I'm dying of laughter, haha, I'm laughing so hard I'm going crazy..."

"Charlotte's expression is hilarious, haha."

"It's so exciting right from the start, it was definitely worth the trip!"

"..."

Hearing the audience's enthusiastic laughter, Zhou Yang was also very happy. His original intention in participating in this movie was to make the audience happy.

With such immense pressure in today's society, going to the movies to relax and have a good laugh is essential.

The comedic moments that followed were non-stop, from Yuan Hua's impromptu poem mocking Xia Luo's strange attire to Teacher Wang's scolding of Xia Luo for being a fool, all of which elicited bursts of laughter from the movie theater.

Next, Ma Dongmei suddenly rushed over with a knife in her hand. Xia Luo hid in the toilet and woke up to find that she had traveled back to her student days.

At this moment, the entire audience held their breath, wondering if it was Charlotte's dream or if he had really traveled through time.

Charlotte shared the same thought as the audience; he kicked Teacher Wang hard, yelling, "How dare you bully me in my dream?!"

After saying that, Xia Luo was about to go forward and beat up Teacher Wang again.

"Charlotte~"

The students quickly rushed forward and grabbed Charlotte.

Teacher Wang stood up angrily, pointed at Xia Luo's nose, and shouted, "I'm telling you! You're finished! Your future is ruined..."

"Charlotte, how could you hit the teacher?" Zhang Yang said while secretly hitting Teacher Wang.

Teacher Wang hurriedly turned around and shouted, "Who hit me just now!"

While Teacher Wang wasn't looking, Charlotte picked up a schoolbag and covered Teacher Wang's head with it.

The students immediately erupted, trying to stop Xia Luo from hitting the teacher while simultaneously kicking and punching Mr. Wang. The entire scene instantly filled with laughter, and the people in the theater were laughing so hard they were doubled over, almost laughing hysterically.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! Zhang Yang is so mischievous!"

"Charlotte is amazing! I thoroughly enjoyed watching it! Back then, we only dared to dream about it, but never dared to do it."

"Poor Dachun! He just started playing soccer and Teacher Wang found out about him. I laughed so hard I almost fell over!"

"Even making the teacher faint from anger wouldn't be as ruthless as this..."

"But Qiuya has a really good figure, and she's really fierce!"

"Qiuya is indeed quite beautiful!"

"..."

As the movie continues, the exciting plot unfolds before the audience's eyes.

suddenly.

Charlotte slowly walked towards Qiuya. Their eyes met, and Qiuya stood up somewhat timidly.

Charlotte grabbed Qiuya's head without hesitation and began to kiss her passionately.

The surrounding students realized what was happening and excitedly slapped the table and screamed.

A gasp rippled through the theater; everyone was stunned by Charlotte's action.

Zhou Yang suddenly felt a strong sense of hostility from beside him! He quickly turned his head and saw Zhang Jingyi staring at him aggressively.

"Jingyi, don't be angry. This is just acting. You understand. I'm a professional actor."

Zhou Yang comforted Zhang Jingyi for a long time and finally succeeded in calming her down.

On the screen, the movie wasn't over yet, and the audience was making a ruckus. Just then, Yuan Hua walked over with the principal and the dean of students.

Seeing that Xia Luo was only writing on the wall and hadn't even touched the goddess, Yuan Hua's eyes widened, his eyelids twitched, and he suddenly fainted next to Teacher Wang.

The head of the teaching department quickly stopped him, saying, "Shut up!"

Charlotte patted Qiuya's shoulder reassuringly, "Goddess, I need to wake up. If this continues, it will just be a nightmare."

After saying that, Charlotte walked to the sink in the classroom and put her head into the water.

He intended to use his time travel ability to return to his original time and space, but when he raised his head from the pool, he found himself still in the classroom.

Charlotte paused slightly, then walked to Zhang Yang's seat: "Alright, then I'll play with you guys for a while longer. Zhang Yang, give me a lighter."

"If I don't smoke, where would the smoke come from?" Zhang Yang said, trying to cover up his embarrassment.

Without any hesitation, Charlotte pulled a lighter from Zhang Yang's shirt pocket, lit the textbook, and threw it away.

Let my youth burn brightly!

The classroom curtains caught fire, instantly causing chaos as everyone rushed to put out the flames.

Just then, Charlotte's mother suddenly appeared and stopped Charlotte's absurd behavior.

Charlotte realized it was time to wake up from the dream, jumped onto the window, turned back to her mother and said, "Mom, I'll burn some paper money for you later."

After saying that, Charlotte jumped off the fourth floor.

The scene shifts to Charlotte, whose hand is wrapped in bandages. Charlotte has woken up and sits up in the hospital room, with his mother standing beside him.

This proves that Charlotte has indeed traveled through time. Recalling Charlotte's performance just now, the audience burst into laughter again.

"Charlotte is now famous throughout the whole school, it's hilarious."

"I'm dying of laughter! I can barely breathe! Haha..."

"I almost laughed myself to death, the farce was too bizarre!"

"He even burned paper money for his mom, and she almost burned paper money for him too, haha..."

"..."

(End of this chapter)