Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 294 Human nature is inherently evil!
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The cinema's announcement began: "Good evening, everyone. Welcome to China Film International Cinema. Tickets for the midnight screening of 'Ne Zha' in Theater 3 are now being checked. Please present your tickets and find your seats..."

Zhou Yang and Jiaozi immediately lined up and entered the theater. Zhou Yang took a closer look at the seats and found that they were almost full, with a very high occupancy rate.

Soon, the film began to play.

The story begins with Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao receiving orders from their master, Yuanshi Tianzun, to conquer the Hunyuan Pearl.

However, the Chaos Pearl was born from the primordial energy of heaven and earth and already possessed its own consciousness, which severely impacted both Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao, causing the audience to burst into laughter at this scene.

"Haha, that's hilarious. Master Taiyi is actually speaking Sichuan dialect."

"I heard that the immortal Taiyi Zhenren appeared at Qianyuan Mountain in Jiangyou, Sichuan, and spoke Sichuan dialect. That makes perfect sense and is quite unique!"

"And Shen Gongbao actually has a stutter, hahaha!"

"Taiyi Zhenren thought he had captured the arm of the monster of the Chaos Pearl, but he did not expect that the other party had four arms. How pitiful."

"Taiyi Zhenren is quite the meat shield; he can really take a beating!"

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As the audience burst into laughter, the film continued to play, showing Yuanshi Tianzun personally suppressing the Chaos Pearl.

Furthermore, the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Orb were extracted from the Chaos Pearl. The Spirit Pearl was reincarnated as a human to assist King Wu in overthrowing King Zhou, while the Demon Orb was destined to give birth to a Demon King who would wreak havoc on the human world.

The Primordial Celestial Lord has activated the Heavenly Tribulation Spell. Three years from now, heavenly lightning will destroy the Demon Orb!
The Primordial Celestial Venerable gave the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Orb to the Immortal Taiyi, and instructed him to reincarnate the Spirit Pearl into the third son of Li Jing, the general of Chentang Pass.

At this moment, the audience suddenly realized what was going on.

"So Nezha was the reincarnation of the Spirit Pearl!"

"No wonder Nezha is so powerful; he has such a strong background!"

"Haha, even if we kill Ao Bing, the third prince of the Dragon King, we don't need to worry anymore. He has the Primordial Heavenly Lord backing him; who dares to provoke him?!"

"Don't even mention provoking them, they'd dare to pull out even the Dragon King's tendons!"

"..."

Zhou Yang shook his head slightly. As for those who claimed they wanted to extract Ao Bing's dragon tendons, he really couldn't predict how they would react after seeing what happened next.

The movie continues, and Taiyi Zhenren finds Li Jing and his wife.

Then, Taiyi Zhenren placed the spiritual pearl and the small lotus flower of the demon pill given to him by Yuanshi Tianzun in the courtyard, waiting for the right time to inject the spiritual pearl into Madam Li's body.

Just then, Shen Gongbao appeared, attempting to steal the Spirit Pearl.

The audience began to tense up, worried that the Spirit Pearl would be stolen.

Fortunately, this little lotus flower requires a password to open.

However, to everyone's surprise, Taiyi Zhenren had forgotten the password!

And he pressed the wrong button three times in a row!
If you press the wrong button a fourth time, the lotus flower will be locked.

The audience was surprised by Taiyi Zhenren's actions, just like Shen Gongbao.

"Oh my god! They even forgot the password?! Could they be an enemy spy?!"

"How could Taiyi Zhenren be so unreliable? He's drunk again and forgot the password. Why did Yuanshi Tianzun entrust the task to him?"

"This is absolutely ridiculous! They even forgot their password!"

"..."

However, in the blink of an eye, Taiyi Zhenren opened it with ease.

"Hehe, I forgot, you can unlock it with your fingerprint." Master Taiyi said, turning around sheepishly.

The audience finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then, an unexpected situation occurred: the manipulated person stole the Spirit Pearl and injected the Demon Orb into Madam Li's body. The entire theater erupted in cheers!
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"Oh my god! What should we do now?!"

"If Nezha has turned into a demon orb, won't he be struck dead by heavenly lightning in three years?!"

"That Shen Gongbao is too wicked!"

"Why does he want to steal the Spirit Pearl? Does he intend to swallow it himself?"

"Master Taiyi is truly disappointing. He can't even protect a single spirit pearl. What should we do now?!"

"..."

The film continues, and suddenly, Mrs. Li lays an egg, which cracks open to reveal the head of a baby without hands or feet.

As soon as the baby was born, it began to run around wildly. Master Taiyi was shocked and was about to kill the demon child.

"This is a demonic child who will surely bring disaster to the world in the future. He must be killed!"

Just as Taiyi Zhenren was about to kill Nezha, the audience's hearts were in their throats. Was Nezha going to die right after being born?
The next second, Madam Li suddenly appeared and blocked Taiyi Zhenren's fatal blow.

The audience finally breathed a sigh of relief; Nezha was still alive, that was wonderful.

However, the surrounding residents' attitude towards Nezha changed, and they all demanded that Li Jing execute him.

The audience was furious upon seeing this.

"Wow! These people are so despicable! Li Jing fought to protect everyone by slaying demons and monsters, but they want to kill his child."

"This is a classic case of ingratitude! Kindness has been repaid with evil!"

"It's understandable that the common people are worried, since Nezha is a demon child, and if he becomes possessed by evil, he could wreak havoc on the world!"

"That's right, I also think the people's concerns are reasonable."

"Nonsense! Does that mean demonic children should be killed? Human nature is inherently evil, so shouldn't we all be destroyed?!"

"..."

The audience in the movie theater began to express different opinions.

However, Li Jing and his wife still sincerely pleaded with the people to protect Nezha, and they eventually agreed.

At the same time, Li Jing did not stand idly by. He asked Taiyi Zhenren to take him to Yuanshi Tianzun, hoping to lift the Heavenly Thunder Curse on Nezha.

The scene shifts, and Nezha has grown up, with dark circles under his eyes, shark teeth, and a round face, exactly like the Nezha image on the poster.

However, because his father ascended to heaven and his mother went out to fight monsters, Nezha lacked the companionship of his family. He was mistaken for a monster by outsiders, which caused him to become exceptionally mischievous.

He secretly escaped the barrier guarded by the barrier beast and ran outside, intentionally frightening the people who regarded him as a monster.

Several children were very dissatisfied with Nezha's behavior and set a trap to teach him a lesson. However, they were outmaneuvered by Nezha and fell into the trap themselves.

This scene elicited loud laughter from the audience in the movie theater.

"Haha, that's hilarious!!"

"Haha, these kids have no idea how amazing they are. How could they possibly be a match for Nezha?"

"It's so pitiful, there was even their own urine in the trap, it's disgusting..."

"This Nezha is so cute, I like him more and more the more I look at him."

"Me too. At first I thought it was ugly, but now I think it's very cute."

"Ugly-cute in a cute way..."

(End of this chapter)