Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 271 Zhou Yang's scale is so large?
The hosts of the gala were Zhou Yang and Pang Di.

The elderly people are also diligently preparing for their performance.

Time flew by, and as evening fell, amidst the audience's anticipation, the curtain rose on the stage, and Zhou Yang walked out leading two beautiful women.

Zifeng wore a white dress, and every smile she gave was beautiful and captivating.

Meanwhile, Dilraba wore a black, form-fitting long dress, and her beauty captivated the viewers in the live stream.

The most eye-catching one is Zhou Yang. With his tall and slender figure and handsome and sunny appearance, he becomes the focus of attention wherever he goes.

His suit was the most eye-catching item; it was half black and half white, and even the trousers had the same design, perfectly matching the two women on either side of him, Fat Di and Zi Feng.

From a distance, Zhou Yang looked as if he had been split in two.

Huang Xiaobo and others watching from the sidelines were thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Huang Xiaobo couldn't help but laugh out loud: "That's hilarious! Zhou Yang dressed up as a zebra is just too funny."

"Haha, thank goodness I'm not the host, otherwise I definitely would have burst out laughing on stage." A female director patted her chest, secretly relieved.

Huang Xiaobo was in charge of the overall director's work, coordinating and arranging everything, while the female director was the stagehand, responsible for moving props.

On stage, the three hosts, Zhou Yang, Zi Feng, and Pang Di, bowed to the audience and then began to warm up the crowd.

Zhou Yang said, "Thank you all very much for coming to the 'Unforgettable Gala'. I am the host, Zhou Yang."

Zifeng added, "I am the host, Zifeng."

Fat Di then said, "I am the host, Fat Di."

Zifeng asked curiously, "The original intention of this program is to care for elderly people with cognitive impairment, bring them joy, and help them overcome cognitive impairment. Mr. Zhou Yang, are you wearing this strange 'zebra' costume today to make the elderly happy?"

Zhou Yang replied with a smile, "No, it's because the two beauties are dressed in black and white respectively. In order to achieve the effect of even distribution of affection, I had to dress half in black and half in white."

"Equal distribution of rain and dew"?!

Zifeng and Pangdi both fell silent. "That's not what we said during the rehearsal!"
For a moment, the two of them didn't know how to respond to Zhou Yang's words.

"That's amazing! Everyone gets their share!"
"Brother Yang is really bold. Isn't he afraid of getting beaten to a pulp by Fatty Di and Zifeng?"

"Haha, I think Zhou Yang is a good match for both of them."

"I think so too. They're both talented and good-looking; it would be wonderful if they could be together."

"Stop fantasizing. China is a country with a monogamous system. You're overthinking it."

"Heh, as long as you have great power, having multiple women won't be a problem..."

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On the stage.

Fat Di was the first to notice something was wrong, and said with a dissatisfied expression, "We don't need your favoritism at all. We are the most eye-catching people on the stage."

After saying that, Dilraba demonstrated her increasingly perfect figure to everyone through a series of actions.

Zhou Yang was about to say, "Isn't this all thanks to me?"

But he immediately realized it was a live broadcast, so he quickly took back what he was about to say.

"Ahem." Zhou Yang coughed awkwardly, then announced loudly, "Now please give a round of applause to welcome our Dandelion Grandma, who will sing 'Love Across Mountains and Rivers' for us."

The audience was in high spirits and applauded enthusiastically as Grandma Dandelion, dressed in a cheongsam, gracefully stepped onto the stage.

Fat Di and Zi Feng left the stage wearing high heels.

Zhou Yang did not leave with them, but went to the piano by the stage and sat down on the piano chair.

The audience was puzzled by Zhou Yang's actions.

"What's going on? Zhou Yang actually knows how to play the piano?"

"No way! He can not only act, but also play the piano. Is he really a genius?" "Wow! That's amazing! Boys who can play the piano are so cool!"

"Hey beautiful lady upstairs, I can play a little 'piano' too, wanna give it a try?"

"I haven't seen Zhou Yang play the piano yet. He might be faking it, and then it's just dubbing..."

"I think so too. Zhou Yang is probably just putting on an act."

"..."

Zhou Yang casually played a few notes on the piano to test its pitch.

The "Perfect Singing Voice" skill that the system rewarded him with last time also included proficiency in various musical instruments. For Zhou Yang, playing the piano was a piece of cake.

After a while.

Zhou Yang gestured to Grandma Dandelion, his slender fingers dancing lightly across the piano keys like a nimble little elf.

Joyful music echoed through the restaurant, and Grandma Dandelion began to sing along with the music.

"Don't worry about the difficulties ahead, no matter how strong the wind blows."

"White clouds drift over the mountain peaks, still conveying love."

"The surface of the water is rippling, yet the water itself is clear and tranquil."

"Tender as water, sharing love..."

The audience below clapped and cheered happily for Grandma Dandelion.

"Through mountains and rivers, there is affection; our gatherings and partings are preordained!"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Yang suddenly felt lost. What were the other sentences? Had he forgotten?
Faced with this unexpected situation, Zhou Yang immediately skipped the middle part and directly played the last few lines, finally synchronizing with the lyrics sung by Grandma Dandelion.

"I do not blame Heaven or fate, but only ask that the mountains and rivers bear witness."

"Don't say that the green mountains are many obstacles, the water is clear and still."

This time, Grandma Dandelion inadvertently danced a short dance, and Zhou Yang quickly changed his fingering to match her rhythm.

After three minutes, Grandma Dandelion successfully sang the entire song, and the audience cheered for her.

Viewers in the live stream also praised it.

"Grandma Dandelion did an outstanding job!"

"You can't tell at all that she's an elderly woman with Alzheimer's disease, it's amazing."

"Grandma Dandelion performed excellently, but Zhou Yang was equally outstanding. He successfully kept the scene under control and prevented the audience from noticing any problems."

"Grandma Dandelion's singing was excellent, without any problems."

"Grandma Dandelion forgot the lyrics several times while singing, but Zhou Yang quickly changed the key and successfully saved the situation."

"That's amazing! I didn't even notice."

"Me too, his reaction speed is amazing."

"As a professional pianist with a grade 10 piano certificate, my reaction speed is still slower than Zhou Yang's."

After Grandma Dandelion finished her performance, Zhou Yang took the microphone and went back on stage with Zifeng and Pangdi to serve as hosts.

"Next, it is a great honor to invite Aunt Sun and Grandpa Xiaomin to perform a crosstalk routine called 'Bragging' for everyone!"

Then, the two elderly people, dressed in gorgeous robes embroidered with patterns, walked onto the stage and presented a humorous and funny crosstalk performance.

The two elderly people talked to each other, which made the audience laugh out loud.

However, a small incident occurred halfway through: the two elderly people suddenly forgot their lines!
(End of this chapter)