Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 246 has an unexpected twist at the end!

The audience burst into laughter at Wang Duoyu's series of actions.

"Haha, Wang Duoyu's luck is really bad, he's had the worst luck ever."

"No, it's more like she's just incredibly lucky. She can get huge returns even if she invests randomly."

"It made me laugh so hard. Someone actually invented a land-based swimming machine, and the best part is that people are actually buying it!"

"Isn't the most surprising thing that they transported the iceberg from the Arctic to Alashan? There was even a group of polar bear cubs on it, hahaha..."

"..."

Just when Wang Duoyu was about to despair, he was inspired by Xia Zhu, an expert in the insurance industry: why not consider getting into insurance?

This allows for the open distribution of wealth to others, legally transferring the riches.

Investment expert Wang Duoyu then launched a weight insurance product – an unprecedented insurance product!

Pay just one yuan to insure your weight; you'll receive one yuan for every gram of fat you lose, and a reward of one thousand yuan for every kilogram of fat you lose!

Upon hearing Wang Duoyu's actions, the entire cinema erupted in excitement.

"Holy crap, this is an investment genius! They can even do this!"
"That's amazing! That's amazing! They even thought of fat insurance."

"This is practically giving everyone free money!"

"This is hilarious! It also gives the general public a chance to get some exercise. This is a great idea."

"So talented! So awesome!"

"..."

Next, everyone in the city spent one dollar to buy fat insurance, starting a nationwide frenzy of weight loss.

After a month, people who had successfully lost weight came in droves to collect their money, and the amount of two billion gradually decreased.

When the money was all spent, everyone thought Wang Duoyu was about to win.

Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai bribed Xia Zhu's ex-boyfriend, Liu Jiannan, and found evidence that Wang Duoyu had not spent all of the 1 billion.

The audience, witnessing this scene, couldn't help but feel anxious and condemned the two men's insidious methods.

Fortunately, Wang Duoyu successfully resolved the crisis, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Xia Zhu is once again in trouble, tied up. To rescue Xia Zhu, Wang Duoyu resolutely decides to go, but he doesn't know that this is the final test.

Mr. Jin decided to reveal the truth: "You've passed." He said, "This was the final test left for you by your second uncle. Congratulations on passing it successfully."

Wang Duoyu looked at Mr. Jin with a puzzled expression.

Mr. Jin pointed behind the wall, and a staff member immediately turned on the projector, projecting an angry image of Second Master Wang Duoyu onto the wall.

"You beast, I knew you couldn't pass the test!" Second Master shouted, throwing his shoe at the camera as he did so, clearly enraged.

Wang Duoyu was a little confused. Had he failed the test?
At this moment, a staff member nearby quickly apologized: "Sorry, I put the wrong thing in."

The next moment, the Second Master's figure reappeared on the wall. This time, he smiled and said gently:
"Hahaha, you didn't disappoint me. I knew you were alright. You're just as good as me. Money can't erode the light of your humanity. You deserve my inheritance!"

Faced with Second Master's selfless gift, Wang Duoyu said with emotion, "You're so good to me, but what benefit have I gained? Second Master, why have you lived your whole life alone? Why didn't you find a partner?"

“Actually, you should call me Second Grandma!” Mr. Jin suddenly said, and then winked mischievously.

The subtitles appeared, and the theater lights came on.

The movie is finally over!
Hahahaha!!!
The audience erupted in enthusiastic laughter.

The last scene was surprisingly funny, a real unexpected surprise. "Haha, it's hilarious! One second he's cursing, the next he's praising him for not seeing things. He's really contradicting himself, haha."

"Isn't the funniest part the end when Mr. Jin makes Wang Duoyu call him 'Second Aunt'? Haha, it turns out Second Master and he were having an affair."

"How come I, Second Master, have no wife or children? Turns out he and Mr. Jin were a couple! This plot twist is incredible!"

"It was fantastic! Not a single moment of boredom lasted the entire movie!"

"I'm going to watch it again once it's released! It's so amazing!"

"Zhou Yang's performance in the movie was so annoying, I didn't expect him to be such a good comedian."

"That's right, Zhou Yang portrayed the nouveau riche vibe perfectly."

"..."

Everyone praised "Hello Mr. Billionaire," and Zhou Yang and director Yan Fei were very pleased to hear it.

Yan Fei and the main creative team immediately stood up, and a host stepped forward and handed Yan Fei a microphone.

The audience applauded enthusiastically; "Hello Mr. Billionaire" is truly a comedy film brimming with sincerity!

Yan Fei took the microphone, bowed deeply to everyone, and then said, "Thank you all very much for taking the time to come and watch the preview screening of 'Hello Mr. Billionaire.' I hope this movie has not disappointed you."

"Absolutely did not disappoint! It was fantastic!"

"Amazing! Director Yan is awesome! Zhou Yang's acting was superb!"

"It's so beautiful! A perfect score!"

Keep up the good work!

"..."

"Thank you all for your support!" Yan Fei, along with all the main creators, once again expressed their gratitude to everyone.

……

After its preview screenings, "Hello Mr. Billionaire" received a high score of 8.3 on Douban!

This rating is quite excellent for a domestic comedy film.

The major media outlets and film critics who attended the preview screenings all praised "Hello Mr. Billionaire".

"Hello Mr. Billionaire, an excellent comedy film without any flaws!"

"I've never seen such a brilliant young man. 'Hello Mr. Billionaire' shows us even more of Zhou Yang's potential."

Produced by Zhou Yang, this is an absolute masterpiece! It's the most outstanding domestic comedy film of the last decade!

"Hello Mr. Billionaire: A Carnival of the Times, a Joke Closest to Reality."

"..."

However, there will always be a group of people who hold different attitudes, showcasing their unconventionality. Some experienced film critics have expressed opinions on Weibo that are completely different from the majority.

"#SparrowShiHang: I'm very sorry, but I think the movie 'Hello Mr. Billionaire Say No!' is too focused on laughs, and the plot and jokes feel very vulgar. I suggest that the director learn more from the works of Buster Keaton, Rowan Atkinson, and Leslie Nelson to understand the true meaning of high-quality comedy."

"#Roden: After watching the movie, I didn't get anything useful from it at all, I just laughed it off. If I had to describe it in one word, I would say it's junk food. I'm very sorry, I can only give this movie one star."

"#Famous film critic Mumu: I suspect the director knows nothing about comedy, and the lead actor's performance was too exaggerated, like a clown, very stupid. I can only give it one point."

(End of this chapter)