Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 242: Is the next installment "Goodbye Mr. Loser"?
He looked at Wang Duoyu with disdain, as if he were a country bumpkin who had just arrived in the city, but still politely asked Wang Duoyu what help he needed.

Wang Duoyu looked around and said casually, "I'd like to book the entire hotel. How much would that cost for a day?!"

Hahaha……

The manager laughed as if he'd heard a funny joke: "Our hotel is the most luxurious in the city; a full day's stay would cost at least tens of thousands!"

“Okay!” Wang Duoyu nodded and said with a smile, “In the eyes of many snobs, you are the most polite.”

The manager's expression changed instantly; he looked somewhat embarrassed.

Wang Duoyu then turned around and said generously, "If this place is suitable, we'll book it as our dormitory."

The people around immediately cheered.

However, Wang Duoyu was still not satisfied; he felt he hadn't spent enough money!
The amount was only a fraction of a billion, so he took the initiative to speak up.

"Your membership package costs over 100,000 yuan a day, while for us non-members, it would probably cost around 200,000 yuan."

"So I have to bargain with you. Considering the hotel's age, wear and tear, and depreciation, we roughnecks charge 300,000 a day. Add our service fee, and that's the price for a month. You must be quite uncomfortable looking at us every day, so let's add some compensation for emotional distress, and it'll be 500,000 a day!"

Wang Duoyu glanced around at everyone and raised two fingers.

"How about this, 20 million a month, no bargaining, how about it?"

The person next to Xia Zhu was taken aback. Was this a bargain? This price was simply outrageous!

Even more ridiculous, Wang Duoyu then asked the bewildered manager with concern, "Do you think this price is too much for you to bear?"

"Crack!"

Hahaha……

The moment Yan Fei shouted "Cut!", everyone could no longer hold back, and the scene immediately erupted in enthusiastic laughter.

"I can't help it, it's too funny! Hahaha!!"

"That Wang Duoyu deserved to be beaten! Haha..."

"Zhou Yang's performance was amazing; he perfectly portrayed Wang Duoyu's arrogant, nouveau riche demeanor."

"This is what a professional performance looks like! Haha, I can't laugh anymore."

"..."

Even the actress playing Xia Zhu was doubled over with laughter, her body shaking with mirth.

……

Three months later.

The crew finally began filming the last scene.

After a long period of collaboration, the cast and crew members have developed a deep respect for Zhou Yang.

During these three months, everyone except Zhou Yang inevitably burst into laughter.

At first, they were worried that Zhou Yang, being a non-comedian, would be easily influenced by others and burst into laughter, a lesson learned from years of working with non-comedians.

However, Zhou Yang performed better than all of them!
The final scene depicts Wang Duoyu's failed investment, but he unexpectedly makes a fortune.

The scene shifts, and Zhou Yang, who plays Wang Duoyu, enters a luxurious office, where the staff stand up and applaud.

Xia Zhu suddenly bowed to Zhou Yang, apologizing for her irrational remarks about Wang Duoyu's reckless investment yesterday.

Wang Duoyu was puzzled. What was going on?

Right at this moment.

Just moments ago, he had mocked a seasoned investor for his reckless investments. Suddenly, the investor stood up and exclaimed excitedly, "Mr. Wang, I'm bowing down in admiration! Your move of inviting a stock market tycoon to dinner is the greatest operation I've ever seen in my twenty years of investing! Investors are flocking to follow suit, and our stock has soared!"

Wang Duoyu's eyes widened immediately, and he hurriedly ordered, "Quick...quick, sell everything!"

If we make money this time, wouldn't all the money we invested before be wasted?!

Seeing Wang Duoyu's panic, the investment expert said smugly, "Don't worry, Mr. Wang, I've already sold at the highest point. This time, the profit is at least 100 million!"

I rely on!

"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!" Wang Duoyu was extremely angry, violently waving his fists and shouting "Damn it!" more than a dozen times.

The investment expert thought Wang Duoyu was so overjoyed and excited that he couldn't express himself in words, and could only describe his excitement as "really".

He excitedly waved his fist and shouted, "Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Wang Duoyu was utterly desperate.

He raised his hands and screamed loudly, then ran around the field frantically. Everyone thought he was so excited that he couldn't contain himself, and they all applauded and cheered.

Everyone was overjoyed. It turned out that Wang Duoyu was not a nouveau riche, but an investment genius. They had finally found the right person!
Wang Duoyu forced himself to calm down, just then Zhuang Qiang walked over.

"Duoyu, while you're in a good mood, I have some bad news to tell you." Zhuang Qiang's face was gloomy, as if he had brought extremely bad news.

Wang Duoyu was overjoyed. At this crucial moment, he still had a reliable good brother, Zhuang Qiang!

Zhuang Qiang continued with a bitter face, "Last time, during the plan to transport ice from the Arctic to Alashan, we only discovered halfway through the journey that the icebergs couldn't possibly reach the Yenisei River!"

"The plan has failed." Zhuang Qiang was overwhelmed with immense pain.

Wang Duoyu, however, was overjoyed and exclaimed excitedly, "Finally, some good news!"

Zhuang Qiang was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh and asked, "How did you know there was more good news?"

Wang Duoyu was stunned. There was actually good news?

Zhuang Qiang directly took out several photos of polar bears.

"There's a group of polar bear cubs in that iceberg, and the Russian Polar Park is willing to cover all project costs."

Wang Duoyu looked bewildered and helplessly asked Zhuang Qiang, "Is this all for nothing?"

Wang Duoyu believed that the project was a complete waste of time, as it resulted in no loss.

"It's not a waste at all!" Zhuang Qiang excitedly pulled out a can of Coca-Cola with a polar bear design. "Coca-Cola has already purchased the rights to use the polar bear image, so the iceberg project will make a fortune!"

Upon reaping huge profits, the staff on site immediately erupted in enthusiastic cheers.

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Only Wang Duoyu lay listlessly on the chair, his eyes vacant and unfocused.

"Click! Excellent!"

Yan Fei led the applause for Zhou Yang's outstanding performance. In this performance, Wang Duoyu's expressions changed dramatically and were very varied. Zhou Yang brilliantly showcased these details, delivering a performance worthy of a superstar in the entertainment industry.

The staff on site were also impressed by Zhou Yang's outstanding acting skills.

"Amazing! Zhou Yang handled such a long series of facial expression tests flawlessly."

"This is true professionalism!"

"His acting was superb; I'm completely convinced!"

……

Filming for "Hello Mr. Billionaire" has finally wrapped up, and the crew members are saying goodbye to each other. Director Yan Fei is also standing next to Zhou Yang.

"Teacher Zhou, I never imagined you were so talented in comedy. It's like witnessing the rise of a comedy king."

Yan Fei praised sincerely.

"Director, please stop praising me, or I'll get carried away," Zhou Yang said, taking Yan Fei's words as a joke.

He felt the title of "King of Comedy" was too heavy a responsibility to bear.

"By the way, director, please don't call me Teacher Zhou, just call me Zhou Yang."

In this era, anyone can be called a teacher, and he always felt that this title was somewhat unnatural.

"Haha, okay." After working together for the past few months, Yan Fei realized that Zhou Yang was down-to-earth, and calling him "teacher" did seem a little unnatural.

"By the way, Zhou Yang, if 'Hello Mr. Billionaire' does well at the box office, we plan to shoot a movie called 'Charlotte's Troubles.' Are you interested in continuing to act in it?"

After saying that, Yan Fei waited anxiously for Zhou Yang's reply.

(End of this chapter)