Rant Show: I Angrily Criticized a Million Parents

Chapter 186 Sorry, I've never been a simp!

In an instant, the lights went out, and the whole scene became dim.

Then, several spotlights shone down from the ceiling.

A huge stage was set up.

The host stands at the top of the stage.

There is a button on each of the two corners.

Zhou Yang and two experts were standing next to him.

The scene was tense and exciting!

On one side, Zhou Yang appeared nonchalant and calm.

On the other side, the two experts looked confident and passionate.

"Now, the hot word matching game officially begins!"

"Now we begin our advertising break."

"I'm Mingzhu, a great air conditioner, made by Elec. After exercising with Ziroom, I use an Elec air conditioner..."

Zhou Yang: "..."

expert:"……"

Guest: "..."

audience:"……"

The brief commercial break has ended.

The host gestured for the first female guest to come on stage and draw a question.

The female college student stood nervously under the gaze of everyone.

I carefully reached into the transparent question box.

Draw one card from the deck.

Raise it above your head.

The camera follows.

The first question in this round of trending words is—"simp!"

After the host announces the topic.

"Snapped!"

Expert Xiao Ma eagerly pressed the buzzer to answer.

The host looked embarrassed.

I haven't finished explaining the topic yet!

Are you out of your mind?

Beep!
"Answering without permission is invalid."

"Next, Zhou Yang will answer."

Zhou Yang: "..."

"I think we should let them explain this question."

"A mistake can be forgiven the first time, as long as you remember it next time. Besides, as the host, you didn't clearly define the rules before we started, so you also bear some responsibility."

"besides."

Zhou Yang paused deliberately.

Everyone's attention was focused.

I don't want to answer this question.

"I've never been a simp, so I have no experience."

The crowd stirred.

Holy crap, that's an amazing answer.

When they first heard it, everyone thought Zhou Yang was trying to show off his magnanimity.

I only understood after listening.

This is yet another wave of irony.

"Hahaha, Zhou Yang is so funny."

"That's right, of course the answer is who's the simp! Zhou Yang is so outstanding, how could he be a simp!"

"I agree with the comment above. Besides, Zhou Yang is too outstanding; he can't even find a suitable early romantic partner, except for me [shy]"

"@Upstairs, [vomiting][vomiting][vomiting]"

……

The host suppressed a laugh and consciously looked up at the production team, inviting them to speak.

The director remained silent and nodded.

So, experts Xiao Ma and Xiao Liu took over the right to answer.

At this moment, Xiao Ma and Xiao Liu felt somewhat awkward.

But they cannot show it.

I also have to thank Zhou Yang, as a sign of courtesy.

"Thank you, Zhou Yang."

Zhou Yang nodded gently, a smile spreading across his face.

"I held back."

"Let's see who's better after I answer every question flawlessly!!!"

Xiao Ma and Xiao Liu were extremely angry.

"Okay, now we'll announce the first question about simps."

"Please, you two sycophants, no, you two experts, pay attention to the question."

pony:"……"

Xiao Liu: "..."

The question is: Describe the psychological changes of a "simp" during the pursuit process.

The host had just finished speaking when
Laughter erupted instantly. Then, the audience burst into laughter.

Zhou Yang smiled.

"Haha, is this question really that difficult?"

"Zhou Yang is amazing. If I were given the answer to this question, I'd be embarrassed to answer it."

"This confirms he's a total simp!"

"Anyone who dares to answer will be in trouble!!!"

The comments section erupted in laughter.
"Please begin answering the questions."

The host, suppressing a smile, gestured to the expert brothers.
Little Horse said, "It's your turn. I'll go on stage next."

Xiao Liu said, "Come on...you're my brother, and I...I forgot the answer."

Xiao Ma said, "Are you kidding me? You stayed up until 3 a.m. that night memorizing this problem."

Xiao Liu said, "It's because my stomach hurts."

Xiao Ma fell silent.

From the perspective of an onlooker.

After some polite concessions...

An agreement was reached.

Xiao Ma was responsible for explaining the definition of a "lickspittle".

Xiao Liu then answered the question that he had been trying to answer with humility.

Then, Xiao Ma began to answer the questions.

"A 'licking dog' is a popular internet term that refers to someone who, despite not being attracted to another person, repeatedly lowers themselves to fawn over them."

It can be said that he accurately reproduced the standard answer.

“Very good, very accurate.”

Zhou Yang clapped enthusiastically.

His eyes held a mocking glint.

"It's really amazing..."

Zhou Yang was only halfway through his sentence.

No need to guess, everyone knows what the second half of the sentence is about.

But he didn't say it.

"Based on Little Horse's answer, please turn on the light."

Thunderous applause!

Almost everyone in the guest seats agreed.

no doubt.

The answer was impeccably fluent.

For a moment, some guests mistakenly thought that Xiao Ma had a memorable romantic relationship.

"Add one more point."

Looking at the lights, each one was so dazzling.

The experts were all extremely excited.

Next up is Xiao Liu.

He cleared his throat and gracefully leaned on the control panel.

After all, they have accumulated many years of experience in charity fundraising performances.

The typhoon's maneuvers demonstrated a seasoned skill.

"Cough cough."

What are the psychological motivations behind a "simp" during the pursuit of someone?

"I think the first thing is liking someone, the second is being immersed in fantasy, the third is being keen on flattering them, then comes the pain of being rejected, believing that one cannot survive without the other person, while also craving the approval of others, and finally becoming foolish and ridiculous after failing to get approval."

“That’s my answer.”

Little Ma did it with ease.

He confidently glanced at the guests below.

Then, he looked at Zhou Yang with a provocative gaze.

Zhou Yang then clapped.

"That was brilliantly said!"

"This self-introduction is superb; it's incredibly accurate!"

The very next moment.

Everyone present burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Zhou Yang is so funny, I'm laughing so hard."

"Oh my god, this is terrifying! What he said is so funny yet so true. I'm starting to wonder if Xiao Ma and Xiao Liu are the same person. Are they both just simps?"

"Oh my god, it's so funny, ladies, I laughed so hard I almost choked on my own introductions."

"I laughed so hard that I smudged my makeup."

"I was laughing so hard I almost split my head open! How come I never heard that this was a comedy variety show before?!"

Meanwhile, in the comments section of the live stream, everyone's opinions were similar.

Everyone started laughing at the two experts.

The hosts all covered their mouths with their hands, afraid that the cameras would catch them secretly laughing.

Xiao Liu forced a smile.

Xiao Ma's face turned from blue to purple as he glared at the host in front of him.

Upon seeing this, the host immediately composed himself.

"Next, please let the guests give their scores."

(End of this chapter)