Douluo: When Tang San's sister plays idioms
Chapter 77 Conjecture
Chapter 77 Conjecture (Addition 2)
"Then what's wrong with that spirit ring?" Tang Tang laughed dangerously.
"Eh, that... the age of the soul ring has exceeded... about 500 years." Tang San groaned.
He already knew that he was wrong, please tell me from time to time...
Tang Tang accepted it as soon as he saw it: "Although I'm not sure what's the problem with exceeding the age limit, but I guess, I guess, your soul ring has excess energy, and the martial soul can't absorb it, so it is absorbed by the body, and then mutated."
Although she doesn't know much about the ways and means of soul rings, and she doesn't understand why there is a year limit for soul masters to absorb soul rings, but she feels that the law of energy conservation in the memory film can be perfectly explained here!
"It's like an ordinary person can maintain energy for a day by eating only one serving of food a day, but this person suddenly eats two or even three or five servings a day, and those extra nutrients will act on the body and gain weight!"
"Just like too much fat will burden the body, too much energy will also burden the Wuhun. The spider legs become redundant organs like accumulated fat."
Tang San suddenly realized, and was easily persuaded by Tang Tang's fallacy: "No wonder it's easy to release the spider legs, but taking it back will consume one-third of my soul power, because it's easy to grow fat and difficult to disappear!"
Tang Tang's fat meat analogy is very simple and weird, but it perfectly explains the reason for the appearance of spider legs.
"There is another thing." Tang Tang nodded, and turned to aggrieved, "Are these spider legs a little out of your control? Brother, look at them, they still want to pierce me."
Tang San tried his best to control his mind, and then folded the spider legs, but even if they were retracted around his body, the tips of the joint limbs still pointed at Tang Tang relentlessly, quite a feeling that if you dare to come, I will pierce you.
"I can't control it..." Tang San said a little dejectedly.
Tang Tang knew it, and said jokingly: "If it weren't for these spider legs growing on your back, I would have thought it wasn't your "organ". "
He does not mean that.
Ever since these spider legs appeared, Tang San subconsciously never regarded them as a part of his body, even to control their movements was very reluctant, a small movement required a lot of soul power, as if he was using brute force to move it, he always felt a sense of diaphragm for this newly appeared "organ", and he couldn't move his fingers.
Now it seems that Tang Tang's words that seem to be a joke but are terrified may be true. This "organ" really does not belong to him!
So who is manipulating it?
The figure of the dead Man Faced Demon Spider flashed across Tang San's heart full of gloom.
Could it be it?
With all kinds of thoughts turning in his heart, Tang San still had a normal look on his face, and even thought of joking: "If someone really helps me control the spider legs, then I am acting in two lines."
"We will train the control of this spider leg well later, brother, you should take it back now." Tang San was in trouble, Tang Tang did his part to carry the banner of command.
"Brother, if you can't help but want to let it out to breathe, it's okay. However, there are two requirements." Tang Tang made a playful comparison with her fingers.
"First, find a place where no one is around."
"Second, take off your clothes!!!"
……
……
On the other side, the principal's office.
"Xiao Gang, what are you thinking about?"
"You mean to let me join Shrek Academy?" The master stood in front of the window with his hands behind his back, looking out the window indifferently.
"Yes. But I know that with your donkey temper, it is basically impossible to keep you." Flender laughed at himself, "But I still have to say it, no matter where you want to go, there is always a place for you by my side. You are our "core". "
Yu Xiaogang was silent for a while, then said softly: "I promise you!"
"However, there are a few conditions."
"I agree!" Flender said without hesitation.
The master was a little helpless: "You agreed to my condition before you heard it?"
Flender laughed like a fool, "Your two disciples are in my academy, can you still harm them?! Tell me, what is the condition?"
"I want you to unconditionally support me in training students!"
"Okay!" Flender agreed straight away. As the dean, it is his responsibility to train students. "I'll play with you! Let's see what kind of little monsters we can train!"
"Well, you can take out all the herbs in your collection first." With a slight smile in his eyes, the master glanced at the petrified iron rooster, turned and walked out of the principal's office calmly, hiding his achievements and fame.
……
……
The three-day holiday passed quickly. On the first day of class resumption, eight people came to the big playground early to wait.
Not long after, the teacher came slowly, it was Yu Xiaogang.
Seeing him, Tang San, Tang Tang and Xiao Wu all widened their eyes in astonishment, with joy on their faces, Tang Tang couldn't help shouting.
"teacher!"
Tang Tang: That's great, the teacher is here, maybe that brother's animalization can be saved!
Others: Is this Tang Tang's teacher?
During class time, the master had no intention of reminiscing with the two disciples. Instead, he stood opposite the eight of them with a serious face, "Hello, everyone. I am Tang San's teacher and a new teacher at Shrek Academy. I will be fully in charge of your courses."
Looking around the eight people indifferently for a week, the master said: "From today onwards, all Shrek students will start targeted special training!"
"Before class, let's play a little game."
As he said that, the master's hand behind his back was exposed, and he was still holding a thin porcelain bowl in his hand to signal to several people.
"Who can break this bowl?"
Tang Tang froze for a moment, and soon understood the master's intentions, but there were still people present who did not understand the master.
Ma Hongjun was puzzled and said: "Isn't that simple?" He could think of countless ways to make this bowl die without a place to bury him in seconds!
"I'm talking about breaking it without using any soul skills or soul bone abilities, without touching the body or props!" The master said with a blank expression, "Student chubby, do you want to try it? If you do, I invite you to a big meal."
"Just try it!"
Ma Hongjun looked at the porcelain bowl placed on the wooden pier, with a serious expression on his face, stretching out his hands to exert force from the air, "Yeah!"
The porcelain bowl remained motionless.
There were discussions among the people behind.
"This requirement is too harsh."
"Yeah, the only method that can be used under this kind of request is probably..."
"Soul power attack!"
Ma Hongjun's eyes moved slightly.
"Drink!" With a loud roar, fiery soul power came out through his body.
As if an invisible force vibrated the porcelain bowl, it fell off the wooden pier and disappeared from Ma Hongjun's sight.
Ma Hongjun finished the work proudly, "Hmph, this is not easy."
The master commented sharply: "It's done very well. But the bowl is not broken, and there is no big meal."
Fat is really easy to grow and difficult to disappear! (cries bitterly)
And the name Master is really hard for me not to be linked to the squinting eyes in Pokémon...
(End of this chapter)
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