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Chapter 688 This is a masterpiece!
Chapter 688 This is a masterpiece!
There are too many things in "Kung Fu" that break the audience's preconceived impressions.
In previous kung fu films, the protagonists mostly came from wealthy and prestigious families.
The masters in the underworld are either unruly and freedom-loving, or they hold great power and have noble status.
Even a master who hides himself in the city or the wild can be seen to be different from ordinary people in appearance.
It’s different in “Kung Fu”.
The landlady, the landlord, coolie Qiang and others all look like ordinary people, with no status to speak of.
Only Tiancandican was quite impressive, but he was defeated by the landlady and her husband.
The fact that Huoyun Evil God, who is ranked first on the killer rankings, is actually like this is totally beyond the audience's expectations.
The audience felt like they were screwed.
"Can this be a master?"
The scene changed, and the Fire Cloud Evil God was sitting on a chair, with the Axe Gang surrounding him.
A flowing hairstyle, old-fashioned slippers, a white vest and shorts, and a pair of reading glasses.
The master explained his purpose and wanted to ask Fire Cloud Evil God to kill the two people.
Huoyun Evil God also introduced himself. He said that he was hiding away to get some peace and quiet because he was invincible.
If there is a peerless master, he can kill him for free.
But the master wants to see the power of Fire Cloud Evil God first.
Brother Chen couldn't believe that this man was the Fire Cloud Evil God, and he scolded Xingzai.
At this time, Xingzai had changed into the Axe Gang's work clothes, a black suit and a white shirt, looking quite elegant.
He came in front of Huoyun Evil God and said, "Huoyun Evil God, show us a few tricks to open our eyes. Don't make things difficult for me."
Fire Cloud Evil God said slowly: "Psycho!"
Most of the people who came to the preview today were Xu Ye’s fans, and when they heard this name, they all burst into laughter.
"Well done! He's a psychopath!"
Xingzi raised his fist and asked, "Uncle, what is this? Have you seen a fist as big as a sandbag? Don't force me to fight, I'm afraid of myself when I go crazy."
The patients in Huohua Hospital said, you are right!
Huoyun Evil God said calmly: "Really? Make a move!"
Xingzai seemed to have thrown a powerful punch, but he only tapped Huoyun Evil God on the head.
After being clicked, he quickly hid far away.
The audience watched this scene and thought Xu Ye was quite cute.
Huoyun Evil God laughed, and was suddenly punched by a member of the Axe Gang.
Huoyun Evil God kept shouting at the opponent to use more force, but no matter how hard the opponent hit him, he remained unharmed.
When the younger brother took out the gun, it was taken away by the Fire Cloud Evil God.
Huoyun Evil God picked up the gun, pointed it at his temple, and pulled the trigger.
The bullet bursts out of the chamber, and the scene here is in slow motion.
Under the 3D effect, it looks very cool.
Such a fast bullet was caught between the two fingers of Fire Cloud Evil God.
Huoyun Evil God said calmly: "There is nothing in the world of martial arts that is unbreakable, except speed."
He dropped the bullet, and it fell to the ground. There were even dents on it caused by his fingers.
Brother Chen immediately stood up and shouted, "The Fire Cloud Evil God has unparalleled martial arts skills. All the Axe Gang members salute the Evil God!"
Everyone present bowed to Fire Cloud Evil God.
In the theater, many viewers gasped when they saw this scene.
Just now they thought that Huoyun Evil God did not look like an expert, but when he squeezed out a bullet with his bare hands, everyone was stunned.
"This is awesome!"
"You call this a kung fu movie?!"
"Teacher, I want to learn this!"
Huoyun Evil God stood up and walked to the window. He raised his foot and stepped down.
The desk in front was shattered, the window exploded, and a long gully appeared on the ground.
In the casino outside the window, guests were fleeing in panic.
There was only one gambling table, with the landlord and his wife sitting at it.
The Fire Cloud Evil God was a martial arts master and had sensed the auras of the two people long ago.
The landlord and his accomplice came here today to settle accounts with the Axe Gang, and they also gave the Axe Gang a bell as a gift.
"Sending a bell" means sending off the dead.
After a conversation, the landlady looked at Huoyun Evil God and asked, "You are the first to come forward, right?"
Huoyun Evil God smiled and said, "No, don't get me wrong. I just want to kill you two, or be killed by you two."
After this line appeared, Pi Dan’s girlfriend suddenly felt it sounded familiar.
She quickly remembered that Xu Ye had said this line during a performance competition on "Tomorrow's Superstar".
"Could he have already written the movie script at that time?" Pi Dan's girlfriend thought to herself.
The strength and arrogance of Fire Cloud Evil God have been shown to the audience.
The landlord smiled and said, "Wife, what do you think?"
The landlady said calmly: "Good and evil cannot coexist since ancient times. If I don't go to hell, who will?"
When saying this, the camera fell on Xingzai.
Sing Zai has an untidy beard and wears the clothes of the Axe Gang, but his heart is not actually with the Axe Gang.
When he was a child, the old beggar who sold him the secret book also said the same thing to him.
"As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, then who will? The task of policing evil and punishing wickedness and maintaining world peace is left to you."
Xingzai's eyes gradually became clear.
As soon as he finished speaking, the landlord and the landlady launched an attack on the Fire Cloud Evil God.
However, the Fire Cloud Evil God was too strong and the two were no match for him.
The action design here is very exaggerated. It is obvious that the duel between the three masters is no longer a fight of the same level as Kuliqiang.
This is a duel with a bit of martial arts feel.
When the landlady used the Lion's Roar skill again, the Axe Gang members quickly covered their ears and dispersed.
Even so, Fire Cloud Evil God only took a few steps back.
With the 3D effect, the audience feels as if they are actually in the movie, as if they are the Axe Gang brothers watching from the side.
"Can you still fight like this?"
"Can't win this?"
"Good guy, handsome!"
At the last moment, the landlady opened the top of the clock she brought and turned it into a trumpet.
The landlord raised the big bell and the landlady started the Lion's Roar technique.
With the help of the loudspeaker, the power of the Lion's Roar was doubled, completely defeating the Fire Cloud Evil God.
The landlord and his wife came before the Fire Cloud Evil God, and just when the landlady was about to shout again, the Fire Cloud Evil God knelt down and begged for mercy.
"I didn't expect that the Lion's Roar Skill also has a loudspeaker trick. I admit I am inferior to you."
The landlady put down the bronze bell.
However, at this moment, Huoyun Evil God held a hidden weapon in each hand and stabbed at the landlord and the landlady.
With a twist of the handle of the hidden weapon, the flower in front bloomed like a lotus, and a metal needle shot out from the middle.
The landlord and his partner bit the metal needle with their teeth.
But Fire Cloud Evil God pulled out his hidden weapon and stabbed them in the stomach.
The two landlords were seriously injured and the three of them wrestled with each other, unable to move.
"Damn! Evil ways are evil ways. They actually use hidden weapons!"
"You are too soft-hearted, otherwise you would have killed the Fire Cloud Evil God just now."
"Fire Cloud Evil God deserves to die!"
The audience also complained.
Brother Chen and Master Shi saw this scene and came over.
Brother Chen held a broken table leg in his hand and said, "It seems they can't move."
The master shouted, "Absolutely, take his life while he's weak!"
Brother Chen handed the table leg to the master and said, "You come."
The master immediately pretended to vomit and said, "I want to vomit. I want to see a doctor."
Brother Chen kicked Master and said, "Eat shit."
Master and Brother Chen are not stupid, they are just ordinary people, who would dare to approach them?
At this time, Xingzai crawled out from the ruins. Brother Chen called him over and handed the table leg to Xingzai.
Brother Chen said: "K him."
Xingzi said with a serious look on his face: "Okay."
Brother Chen reminded: "Hit the head."
Xingzai said: "Of course."
"Hit him on the head."
"it is good."
"Make a name for yourself!"
"come!"
"Hit him."
"Hit him!"
"Hit the hell!"
"Hit!"
During the conversation between the two, more and more sweat appeared on Xingzai's head.
He spoke in a relaxed manner on the surface, but he was actually extremely nervous.
He wasn't afraid, he was just hesitant.
"Hit him!"
"Hit him!"
Brother Chen pushed Xingzai and shouted, "Beat him!"
At this moment, Xingzai's eyes became firm.
He turned around and smashed the table leg on Brother Chen's head.
Brother Chen covered his head in shock and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xingzai said helplessly: "Do you want me to beat him up or his mother? You're making me so confused!"
When he said the last sentence, Xingzai's tone became more determined.
He swung the table leg and hit Brother Chen on the head, knocking him down.
Brother Chen covered his bleeding head and screamed.
He didn't expect that Xingzai, who had always been timid, would dare to wave his weapon at him.
At this time, Xingzai had confirmed his inner thoughts.
Just like he helped the mute girl when she was bullied, he swung the table leg and hit Fire Cloud Evil God hard on the head.
The moment the table legs touched Fire Cloud Evil God's head, they shattered into pieces.
In the theater, everyone was staring at the big screen, and some people even clenched their fists.
Pidan was also very excited when he saw this scene.
The kind-hearted Xingzai is back!
None of this is sudden, but rather has a traceable pattern.
From the time he failed again and again as a bad guy, from the time the mute girl shed tears, from the time the landlady said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?", he has found his conscience.
He was the one who released the Fire Cloud Evil God, so he must do his best to solve this trouble.
But there is no way, the Fire Cloud Evil God is too strong.
The table legs were removed without any effect.
A rare look of anger appeared on Huoyun Evil God's face.
He was angry.
A tiny ant actually dared to attack him!
He pushed the two landlords away, came in front of Xingzai, put his left hand on Xingzai's shoulder, and raised his right fist.
Sing Tsai also joked: "Wow, how did you train your fist to be this big?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Huoyun Evil God punched Xingzai in the chest, causing his chest to collapse directly.
Pidan’s girlfriend held Pidan’s hand even tighter.
This scene has never been seen in other movies. How can you fight like this?
Blood spurted out of Xingzai's mouth.
The Fire Cloud Evil God threw him into the air, then stepped on him and pinned him to the ground.
Another punch came down, this one hitting Xingzai's head.
Xingzai's head was smashed directly into the floor.
Huoyun Evil God said coldly: "Why are you hitting me?"
Xingzai's hand slowly moved on the ground, picked up a small wooden stick, and knocked on Huoyun Evil God's head. Watching this scene, Pidan felt goose bumps all over his body.
This part is both hilarious and touching.
Huoyun Evil God became even angrier. He punched Xingzai's head again and again, venting his anger.
But he suddenly discovered that the landlord and the landlady were missing. He looked around and found that Xingzai on the ground was also gone.
The landlord and his two companions have already run away with Xingzai.
Brother Chen yelled, "Are you kidding me? You actually let them get away!"
The Fire Cloud Evil God slapped Brother Chen in the face.
Brother Chen’s head turned several times before it stopped. He was already deader than dead.
Huoyun Evil God said fiercely: "No one can escape from my hands."
The scene changed, and Xingzai was taken to a temple by the landlord and his two companions.
The landlady was so distressed that she almost cried.
"What else do you wish for? Tell me."
Xingzai drew a lollipop pattern on the floor with his bloody hands and then fainted.
The landlord said hurriedly: "Brother, you should write in Chinese. I don't understand!"
In the theater, everyone burst into laughter, which was connected to the previous English speech.
On the other side, the mute girl pieced the broken pieces of lollipop together, but they still broke apart when she lifted them up.
The Fire Cloud Evil God is still chasing Xingzai and his group.
In a room in Pig Stable Village, the landlord and his partner gave Xingzai the final treatment, and Xingzai was wrapped in gauze.
The landlord said: "It's a miracle that he can survive until now. Is it our medicine that's magical?"
The landlady said sternly, "Medicine is only an aid. The key lies in his own physical condition. His entire body is broken, and his meridians are all severed. Not only did he not die, but he also recovered automatically in such a short time. This is simply impossible for an ordinary person."
The landlord looked at the landlady: "Unless he is..."
Xingzai was lying on the ground wrapped like a mummy, with a tear in the gauze on his body.
When the voice sounded, Huoyun Evil God looked in the direction where the voice came from.
On the big screen, a scene of a butterfly emerging from a cocoon appeared.
The butterfly spreads its wings and flies high.
The Fire Cloud Evil God has already sensed Xingzai's presence.
When he arrived at the room where Xingzai had stayed, there were only broken bandages on the floor, and there was no trace of the person.
In Pig Cage Village, a group of Axe Gang members blocked the door of a room.
The scene changed, and the landlord and his partner were helped to sit on chairs.
"Don't smoke when you're injured."
A hand took the cigarette out of the landlady's mouth.
"Leave this to me."
The audience could only see a pair of hands placed on the shoulders of the two landlords.
This voice belongs to Xingzai!
Pi Dan had held his breath and held his girlfriend's hand tightly without letting go.
In fact, he drank a little too much water during lunch, and now his bladder is a little swollen.
But who can blame this movie for being so boring? He really doesn't want to miss even a second of it!
A figure in white walked to the door and slowly opened it.
"It's coming!" Pi Dan said to himself.
The Axe Gang members outside the door were ready for battle.
Finally, the door opened and the Fire Cloud Evil God walked out with one hand poking in his nostrils.
Pi Dan was speechless.
Damn it, who told you to cut the shot like that!
Huoyun Evil God walked to the edge of the balcony and saw Xingzai opening the door and walking out of the building opposite.
Xingzai closed the door.
In the room, the landlord said, "I didn't expect that Fire Cloud Evil God indirectly opened up his Ren and Du meridians, forcing out his potential."
The landlady murmured, "In fact, we should have known long ago that he is a one-in-a-million master."
The scene changed and Xingzai, dressed in white shirt and black pants, walked down the stairs.
Xingzai looks so handsome at this moment!
His temperament was also completely different from before.
He used to be a small gangster, but now he is a grandmaster!
The clues laid out previously also came together at this moment.
The old beggar was not lying, Sing Zai is truly a martial arts genius!
Pi Dan’s girlfriend said excitedly: “So handsome!”
When his girlfriend says that someone else is handsome, at other times, Pi Dan would have to give his girlfriend some warning, but it’s different now.
Because he also thinks Xu Ye is handsome!
Huoyun Evil God said excitedly: "There is such a thing."
He finally found his opponent!
The master shouted, "Great, it turns out that you, the traitor, are still alive. Brothers, kill him!"
The Axe Gang rushed forward immediately.
At this moment, the Axe Gang members had already turned into slow motion in Xingzai's eyes.
The first Axe Gang member chopped at Xingzai with his axe, but Xingzai dodged sideways. He raised his hand and hit the man in the stomach, and the man flew backwards.
Everything happened in slow motion in his eyes.
At this point he was invincible.
The Axe Gang members rushed up one after another, but they were no match for Xingzai.
One person's feet were even crushed.
When a group of people surrounded him, Xingzai stepped on them one after another.
The feet of the people around were crushed.
Huoyun Evil God sneered and said, "Stepping on toes, this is a move only used by children in a fight."
The next second, Xingzai challenged a group of people alone and kicked the railings of the stairs into pieces.
This series of actions is very cool from beginning to end, and many of them are tributes to Bruce Lee.
The Axe Gang members were no match for Xingzai at all and he kicked them away one by one.
In the theater, the audience also felt comfortable watching the movie.
If you want to have fun, you have to have it completely.
The Fire Cloud Evil God did not make a move until Xingzai came in front of him.
A bead of sweat had already flowed down Huoyun Evil God's forehead. He smiled and said, "Not bad, come on."
As soon as he finished speaking, he was punched away by Xingzai.
A war immediately began.
The Fire Cloud Evil God wanted to show off, but ended up having Xingzai step on his toes.
His foot was also crushed.
After Fire Cloud Evil God was knocked to the ground, he knelt on all fours like a toad.
His mouth puffed up and a toad-like sound came from his mouth.
Toad Kung Fu!
With the help of special effects, this scene is quite scary.
Pidan remembered that when Xingzai went to the mental hospital to look for Fire Cloud Evil God, he saw Toad outside the door.
Many things are foreshadowed in the movie.
In this segment, it is obvious that Xingzai has not yet mastered the powerful force in his body.
Facing the Fire Cloud Evil God who used the Toad Skill, there were not enough tricks available.
This time, when he was hanging on the electric wire and was knocked away by the Fire Cloud Evil God again, Xingzai was knocked into the sky.
His body soared into the sky and an eagle flew across the sky.
Xingzai stepped on the eagle's back and adjusted his posture.
After this scene appeared, exclamations were heard in the theater.
So handsome!
Above the sky, the clouds condensed into a giant Buddha.
After seeing the big Buddha, Xingzai seemed to understand something. He put his hands together, turned his body in one direction, and fell headfirst.
The landlady asked, "Husband, do you remember a palm technique that dropped from the sky?"
The landlord murmured, "It's the lost Tathagata Palm."
Pi Dan joked in his heart: "You two are the commentators of this game!"
The scene changed and Xingzai fell from the sky.
Flames ignited on his palms, and then his entire body was burning with flames.
The powerful pressure pressed the Fire Cloud Evil God directly to the ground.
At the very end, Xingzai opened his palms.
A palm technique that falls from the sky!
The Fire Cloud Evil God roared and struggled to stand up, but the Tathagata Palm was already here!
Boom!
With him as the center, a huge palm print was directly created on the ground.
None of the audience had ever seen such a scene.
At this moment, there was only one feeling in the audience's hearts, and that was shock!
It turns out that Kung Fu movies can be shot like this!
It’s so refreshing and enjoyable!
Huoyun Evil God shouted: "Surrender!"
Hearing this, Xingzai withdrew his strength and returned to the ground.
His shirt had been torn into pieces by the flames, revealing his muscular upper body.
There is not too much or too little muscle, and there are exactly six abdominal muscles exposed on the stomach.
In fact, there are abdominal muscles hidden under the pants, but unfortunately the pants cannot be taken off.
"Hey, why don't you blow up your pants too? It's so polite!" Pi Dan muttered.
The Fire Cloud Evil God took out a hidden weapon, ran out of the pit and stabbed Xingzai, trying to use the same trick again.
Xingzai raised his palm and pushed towards the Fire Cloud Evil God.
Boom!
The Fire Cloud Evil God's hair was flying, and a huge palm print was left on the building behind him.
The Fire Cloud Evil God froze.
Xingzai took out the hidden weapon in his hand, pulled out the metal needle inside and threw it on the ground.
The hidden weapon blossomed like a flower, Xingzai rubbed his hands together, and the flower flew into the sky.
Huoyun Evil God murmured, "What kind of palm technique is this?"
Xingzai said calmly: "If you want to learn, I will teach you."
Hearing this, Huoyun Evil God was stunned and he started crying.
He knelt down in front of Xingzai and said, "I lost."
Pidan felt that the last sentence was very meaningful.
The Fire Cloud Evil God was defeated not only in terms of strength, but also in terms of realm.
He seldom writes film reviews, but he felt it necessary to write a review for "Kung Fu".
The scene changed, and the metal flower that Xingzai rubbed out flew into the sky, and finally shattered. A small white flower fell from it and flew past the mute girl's eyes.
The mute girl looked at the flower with a smile on her face.
As she was pushing her cart down the street, she saw a newly opened candy store on the side of the road.
She stopped and stood at the door of the candy store looking inside.
When Xingzai came out from inside, the two looked at each other with smiles on their faces.
After the camera circled around the two of them, they had returned to their childhood.
The dumb girl when she was little and the star boy when she was little held hands and ran into the candy store.
Their faces were filled with happy smiles.
On the street, pedestrians of all kinds walked by, including many familiar faces to the audience.
The last shot falls on a little boy holding a lollipop.
The old beggar appeared again, and he was trying to sell martial arts secrets to the little boy, even his words were exactly the same.
The movie ends here!
The lights in the theater suddenly came on, pulling everyone out of the world of the movie.
But most people did not get up and leave, and still sat in their chairs.
Pi Dan was still holding his girlfriend's hand and recalling the scene just now. He had checked the information before coming here and found out that there were no easter eggs in this movie.
But he was in no hurry to leave.
The movie "Kung Fu" can be said to have refreshed his impression of Chinese Kung Fu movies.
It’s so cool, so cool, and the special effects are so well done!
He looked back and found that he couldn't find many shortcomings.
He even had the urge to watch it again, not in a few days, but right now!
This movie is amazing!
Pi Dan is a man who has watched countless movies, but there are only a handful of movies that can give him this feeling.
He remembered the lines from the movie.
Pi Dan said to himself: "This movie is really very artistic."
The girlfriend asked in confusion: "How high?"
Pi Dan smiled and said, "It's as high as the third or fourth floor."
In his opinion, this is a masterpiece.
"Xu Ye, you want to be deified!"
(End of this chapter)
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