The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 626 I want them all!

Yuan Xuwen had heard people say before that in a movie theater, there might be couples doing something in the corner of the last row.

He really didn't expect that he would run into him.

But the problem is, as far as he knows, the surveillance in the cinema is quite clear.

Don’t ever think that you can do whatever you want without being discovered when the lights are off. In fact, the surveillance system can see everything clearly because it has a night vision function.

Yuan Xuwen couldn't help but sigh that young people nowadays really know how to have fun.

Besides that, he was more worried that if the surveillance personnel backstage of the cinema noticed the commotion here, he would also be noticed because he was sitting in front of the couple.

After all, not many people still wear masks to watch movies in the hot summer.

It would be terrible if someone found out that he was Yuan Xuwen.

"The young couple actually did this behind Yuan Xuwen's back in the cinema." Yuan Xuwen didn't dare to imagine the public reaction if this topic was exposed.

King Yuan was on the hot search list, but it was just a small hot search list.

This is a complete misfortune.

Yuan Xuwen could only pray in his heart that the couple would concentrate on watching the movie and not do anything else.

At this moment, the picture on the big screen changed, and a big drum appeared on the screen. As the picture slowly moved up, a government office appeared.

However, the yamen was a bit dilapidated, with rats crawling inside. Even the plaque with the words "Fairness and Integrity" was torn and had spider webs on it.

Cockroaches, rats and spider webs presented the scene of the yamen to the audience.

Then, a red sun rose and the title of the film appeared.

Yuan Xuwen also did a lot of homework before coming here. For example, he watched "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One" almost ten times.

He didn't watch it so many times just to get closer to Xu Ye, but he really thought it was good.

Every time he watched it, he had new feelings.

Especially at the end of the film, when Qiuxiang was no different from Tang Bohu's original eight wives, he felt the same way.

When "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One" was first released, there were always people saying that the movie lacked depth.

At that time, everyone was watching it in the cinema. They were attracted by the nonsensical performances inside and didn’t pay attention to other places.

Once the movie is released on all major video platforms, everyone will have time to analyze it minute by minute.

Many film critics have analyzed some things and finally concluded that "Flirting Scholar" is definitely not a movie without depth and connotation.

Yuan Xuwen also agreed with this.

He felt that the main reason was that the movie was too funny, so funny that people could not notice the connotation of the movie.

But this also has its advantages. Audiences who like to laugh and not think too much will enjoy watching it, and audiences who like to explore can also find something out of it.

That's a plus for a movie.

But "Justice, My Foot" is different.

Several points were brought up during the initial promotion of this movie.

It directly tells all the audience that this is a movie with depth and connotation.

Yuan Xuwen still remembers the line "Corrupt officials are more treacherous, and honest officials are more treacherous."

Another netizen joked: "The connotation of Flirting Scholar is too deep. You said it has no connotation. Now the dean has directly revealed the connotation. You don't have to guess anymore."

On Earth, the scene and lines at the beginning of the movie where young Bao Longxing was beaten by his mother have been deleted from the movie on major video platforms.

However, the review in this world is relatively relaxed, so Xu Ye added this part.

Bao Longxing is a person who wants to be an honest official but has to be a corrupt official.

Because his father is an out-and-out corrupt official.

Yuan Xuwen was also very curious about how Xu Ye would unfold this story.

On the big screen, the movie plot officially begins.

Yuan Xuwen heard the girl behind him whisper, "Take your hands away and watch the movie first."

Then, the movement behind stopped.

This made Yuan Xuwen feel a little relieved.

The main feature of the movie begins with Fang Tangjing, played by Ho Hao-zhe, sounding the main drum.

As the drum sounded, the plaque with the words "Fairness and Integrity" suddenly vibrated, countless dust fell, and the entire county government office sounded like thunder.

A group of people in the county government office all ran to the lobby with their heads in their hands, led by Bao Youwei, played by Cao Jianhua.

Yuan Xuwen had a deep impression of Cao Jianhua, and he had even seen films in which Cao Jianhua had acted before.

This time, Xu Ye brought Cao Jianhua into the movie, and he played an important supporting male role, which also caused discussion in the entertainment industry.

In the eyes of most people, Xu Ye's move was also a risky one.

"This is also Cao Jianhua's comeback battle." Yuan Xuwen said in his heart.

The camera turned and focused on the drummer.

It is Fang Tangjing played by He Haozhe.

Fang Tangjing sneered: "Rotten drums, rotten plaques, rotten government offices, and a rotten dog official."

Bao Youwei was immediately unhappy.

"Asshole, how dare you insult my master!"

A group of people filed in from outside the yamen.

Fang Tangjing sneered, "How can I, Fang Tangjing, insult a mere ninth-rank official?"

In Bao Youwei's lines, Fang Tangjing's identity was introduced.

The local number one lawyer is actually just a lawyer who specializes in helping people confuse right and wrong in lawsuits.

Fang Tangjing came this time to help Mr. Lin with the lawsuit.

However, Bao Longxing was playing chess with his old father at that time, and was easily defeated by his old father.

The old father smiled and said, "Son, don't think that being an official will give you prestige."

Bao Longxing sighed, "I'm not as powerful as my father."

The old father continued: "Do you still remember that I told you that an official should be as clean as water and as honest as a mirror?"

In the conversation between Bao Longxing and his father, their identities were also made clear to the audience.

Bao Longxing was his father's thirteenth child. It was only after his father had spent all his wealth that Bao Longxing was saved.

As for the first twelve children, they have all died. The reason was that their old father was a corrupt official who had done too many immoral things.

The old man took out a piece of calligraphy from home and said, "Look, I wrote a word for you to hang in the hall. This is the word Lian, which means "Lian"."

Bao Longxing sighed: "But no matter how you look at it, it looks like the word poor."

The lines used in the ending credits of "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One" appeared at the time.

The words in the movie really looked like the word "poor". Yuan Xuwen was suddenly shocked.

"That's really bold!"

Yuan Xuwen felt that Xu Ye must have someone in the review department, because such lines could have been approved so quickly, which was something that ordinary people could not do.

At this moment, he heard another crackling sound behind him.

The boy behind him lowered his voice and said, "This movie is nothing to watch."

At this moment, Bao Youwei ran over in a hurry and shouted, "Uncle Thirteen, Uncle Thirteen! This is terrible!"

The boy behind him said with some regret: "Let's watch a movie first."

Yuan Xuwen let out a long sigh.

"Xu Ye, you have to help me calm down this young man's temper!"

Bao Youwei told Bao Longxing what happened in the county government. During this part, Bao Longxing's mother with a bad memory appeared.

The conversation between the few people made everyone in the theater laugh out loud.

In the end, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei returned to the county government office to attend court.

The first case in the movie begins.

However, at the beginning, Bao Longxing and Fang Tangjing were at a disadvantage in the debate.

When it comes to talking skills, Bao Longxing is no match to Fang Tangjing at this moment.

Fang Tangjing gained the upper hand and the topic turned back to the case.

The case of Huang Laoqiu's wife attempting to rape Lin Yuanwai.

But it is obvious that this is a wrongful case.

As a result, when Mr. Lin's name came out, there was a burst of laughter in the theater, because this person was called Lin Ge.

Lin Ge was caught in the crossfire for no reason.

On Earth, this Mr. Lin’s name is Jimmy Lin, which is also a spoof.

Yuan Xuwen held back his laughter and didn't laugh out loud, but the couple behind him started laughing.

This also made Yuan Xuwen feel more at ease.

As long as the young couple behind don't mess around, they can do anything.

Afterwards, Fang Tangjing began to argue again and took out the lease agreement between Mr. Lin and Huang Laoqiu.

Yet there was no punctuation on the lease.

Fang Tangjing took advantage of this loophole to re-punctuate the contents of the lease, leaving Bao Longxing speechless.

The wordplay here is also very interesting.

Finally, Fang Tangjing even took out a one-liang silver note to humiliate Bao Longxing, but Bao Longxing still accepted the note and ruled the case as a wrongful one.

Although Yuan Xuwen is a singer, he also has some basic understanding of movie plots.

At this point, the anticipation for the movie has reached its peak.

All the audience understand that the protagonist can never be a real corrupt official.

"If nothing else, Fang Tangjing really deserves a beating." Yuan Xuwen sighed in his heart.

What he didn't realize was that there were already a lot of nonsensical performances in this movie, but he didn't notice it at all.

Even the audience in the theater didn't realize that this was actually a nonsensical comedy.

The market for nonsensical comedy has already opened up, and most audiences have actually accepted it, so they naturally don’t think there is anything special about it.

As for comedy, no matter how it is expressed, as long as it is funny, that's all.

The plot of the movie continues.

After this case, Bao Longxing was hated by everyone in the local area. Whenever he walked out of the county government gate, he would be surrounded by a pile of rotten vegetable leaves.

There was even a big trap dug on the ground at the back door, and I almost fell into it.

In the end, Bao Longxing disguised himself and went to the street with Bao Youwei, but found that people on the street were teasing him and calling him a dog official.

Bao Longxing angrily took off his disguise and asked, "I will never believe that everyone hates me. Those who like me, raise your hands!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone on the street ran away.

When Bao Longxing and the other man left, even their running postures were funny.

The plot of the movie "Justice, My Foot" is actually not complicated. The reason why this movie is a classic, in addition to the satire in it, is the wonderful performances of the actors.

The scene changes and Lei Bao, played by Zhou Yuan, appears on the scene, wreaking havoc on the street in order to catch the criminal.

At the same time, the Qi family was also arranging a wedding for the young master of the Qi family, and Bao Longxing saw Qi Qinshi in the sedan chair at a glance.

The actress who played Qi Qinshi was found by Xu Ye using the actress search card. She is also a great beauty, but not famous.

Afterwards, the master of the Qi family invited Bao Longxing to visit his home.

"Without corrupt officials like you, we unscrupulous businessmen would have a hard time living." The master of the Qi family said with a smile.

Yuan Xuwen sighed in his heart: "This line."

In this part of the plot, Chang Wei, played by Zou Gang, also appeared, and he and the young lady of the Qi family were obviously having an affair.

The head of the Qi family still has green hair.

However, at the wedding banquet, Lei Bao broke in and came to capture the bandit, but he was not a good person either, and he accused everyone of treason right away.

Actually, I just want money.

Bao Longxing was originally hiding under the table, but was pulled out by Lei Bao. He had to step forward to dissuade him, and a famous line appeared at this point.

Lei Bao stretched out his hand, clenched his fist, and said slowly: "I want them all!"

After this sentence came out, laughter broke out again in the theater.

Afterwards, with Bao Longxing's strategy, he successfully captured Lei Bao alive.

Bao Longxing didn't take this seriously at all, but when he and Bao Youwei hurried back to Qi's house for the banquet, they met a group of ordinary people on the road.

The people surrounded him and thanked him for catching Lei Bao.

Amid the applause from the crowd, Bao Longxing was stunned at first, and his lips were even trembling slightly.

This is trembling with excitement.

When Bao Longxing returned to the Qi family banquet, he was greeted with everyone's heartfelt love.

The little boy who spit on him during the day even gave him a flower.

When Bao Longxing took the flower, his expression froze.

Seeing this scene, Yuan Xuwen said in his heart: "He is going to be a good official!"

(End of this chapter)