The Queen of Jingjue asked me to go rob a tomb

Chapter 33 Old Hu, can you tell jokes

"Yingzi, help me get the torch, I'll see if I can uncover it!"

The fat man grabbed both sides of the iron cover, and exerted force with his arms.

But all the strength of feeding was exhausted, and the iron cover was still motionless.

At this moment, Lu Zihan patted the fat man and said, "You can't, let Yingzi come!"

"What?"

Fatty and Yingzi spoke out almost at the same time.

Both of them were dumbfounded.

"Old Lu, what do you mean?"

"Brother Lu, I can't do it!"

Seeing that both of them misunderstood themselves, Lu Zihan pointed to the iron cover on the floor and explained, "The way of thinking of the little devil is the opposite of ours. Our floor drains are usually screwed in, so they can be easily disassembled and opened.

But the little devil is too wary, and often installs the switch lock on the outside.

So no matter how strong you are, it is not easy to open the lid from the inside.

The only way is to use ingenuity.

Seeing the leak hole on the top, Yingzi's slender fingers can just pass through it. Just pull the overhead bolt from below, and the iron cover can be taken off! "

With such an explanation, everyone instantly understood.

Just like the iron gates in the fortress and the large iron gates in the crematorium, the switches are all reversed.

Yingzi immediately squatted down and tried it.

My fingers could just fit into the drain hole, so I quickly squatted down and reached out to feel for it. Sure enough, through the drain hole, I found a pin inserted horizontally inside.

There was a lot of rust on the pin bolt, but after several times of hard pulling by the fat man, it was a little loose. Yingzi hooked his finger on the iron bolt,

After two or three attempts, the bolt was torn off.

"opened!"

Lifting the iron cover aside, a drainage ditch appeared in front of everyone.

The space under the gutter is very large, three to four meters wide, and more than two meters high.

The fat man was impatient and jumped down first.

wow~
All of a sudden splashed with stinky water.

Hu Ba looked at it and shook his head.

But even though the inside was damp and smelly, several people jumped down one by one.

At the bottom, Lu Zihan put the iron cover back in place and inserted the iron bolt.

He didn't want to be chased by Empress Dowager Xiao again.

After arranging everything, Lu Zihan held a torch and looked around.

He found that there was not much sewage in the drain, but there was a layer of foul-smelling mud piled underneath.

There are also many woodworms lying on the nearby walls, which is disgusting.

Lu Zihan said to everyone, "Although the environment here is harsh, fortunately the water is moving and there is no deadly methane."

Hu Ba nodded, but he was puzzled, "It is said that the water source in Mobei is scarce. Why are the sewer pipes that have been abandoned for decades still draining water?"

Lu Zihan thought for a while and said, "It should be related to the Jiulong Waterfall on the mountain!"

Hu Bayi's eyes lit up, "That means we are very close to the tomb of Empress Dowager Xiao?"

"That's right!"

"However," Hu Bayi pondered for a while and said again, "The biggest problem now is that there is no direction."

The drain was so deep that both ends were sunk in darkness.

It's hard to tell which direction to go is the right one.

The fat man hurriedly said, "Let me tell you, all roads lead to Rome, so let's just pick them up and walk!"

Yingzi nodded again and again, "Fat brother is right, no matter what, even if I get suffocated to death in the sewer, I will never go back to that ghostly place."

[Xibohou: Renguishui in the north matches the Kan hexagram, group leader and friend, move forward! 】

[Lu Zihan: Thank you, old man! 】

"Let's go forward!"

Lu Zihan held the torch and walked in the front.

Yingzi followed closely behind.

Lao Hu and Fatty walked side by side with submachine guns at the end, always on guard against possible dangers.

10 minutes later,

There is an iron fence ahead.

The fence was welded to the cement walls on both sides, blocking the way for everyone to move forward.

"There's no way, why don't you go back?"

Lu Zihan shook his head, "Look carefully before talking!"

Xi Bohou let him go forward, there must be a reason.

Walking to the fence, Lu Zihan shook it vigorously, and found that the bottom of the iron fence was bound by a ball of chains, the chains were as thick as an egg.

"Chong!"

Lu Zihan slashed with Tianzhao sword, but it didn't break.

It seems that the legend of cutting iron like mud in this ancient weapon legend does not apply to the ironmaking technology under the current technology.

Seeing that Lu Zihan's antique sword couldn't break the chain, the fat man said depressedly, "It's a waste of time!"

Lu Zihan said flatly, "Don't worry!"

Then I saw him reaching under the water to touch it, and then lifted the other half of the chain up.

This section of the chain has been rusted and discolored due to being immersed in sewage for a long time.

Lu Zihan also slashed out with his sword.

Kacha~
The egg-thick chain snapped.

"Haha, open, open!"

Everyone is overjoyed.

"Let's go!"

Pushing open the iron fence, the four of them set out on the road again.

After half an hour,
The space in front began to narrow slowly, as if they had come to a different area.

However, what catches the eye is still the stinking ditch with interlaced pipe networks and no end.

"Damn it, it's headless, right?"

The fat man was dizzy from the stinking gutter.

He kept cursing, "This broken sewer is like a fucking maze, if you go on like this, you won't be able to get to the end if you run out of torches!"

Lu Zihan glanced back, and found that the fat man's eyes were bloodshot, and he looked a little manic.

Yingzi's state is completely opposite to Fatty's, with a dull expression and a very tired look.

Among the three, only Hu Bayi is quite normal.

It's just that it's sweltering underground, and I'm sweating a little too much, which makes the bangs over my eyebrows wet and stick to my face.

The three completely different states of the three made Lu Zihan realize the problem.

It is probably because the environment is rancid and narrow, coupled with the exhaustion of the body, and the muddy mud under their feet, which gave them an illusion.

It seems that I have been gone for a long time.

The restless and depressed mood made Fatty and Yingzi appear abnormal.

Something has to be done to cheer them up.

Thinking of this, Lu Zihan quietly walked to the back.

"Old Hu!"

"What's the matter, old Lu?"

"Tell me something!"

Then Lu Zihan told Hu Bayi about the situation of Fat Ying and the two of them.

Hu Ba nodded, and he also noticed the abnormality of the two of them.

"What do you propose?"

"Old Hu, can you tell jokes?"

"What?"

"It's just to enliven the atmosphere and divert everyone's attention!"

"Well, let me think about it..."

Hu Bayi has a persevering personality and can keep calm no matter what kind of adversity he is in.

Especially this guy is also good at boosting morale.

So the work of this active atmosphere belongs to him.

"Have it!"

Hu Bayi gave Lu Zihan a look, then patted the fat man with a smile and said, "Little fat, do you remember when you were beaten all the time in the courtyard?"

The fat man glared, "Old Hu, I don't want to hear what you say. Why do I get beaten all the time? If you weren't always bullied when you were young like a leek seedling, I wouldn't find someone to fight one by one." ?”

Hu Bayi smiled, "Well, I still remember that one time my bag was robbed, you carried a piece of brick and ran away, and was beaten like a blood gourd by five other brothers.

The blood dripped all the way to our door.

I remember that it was very cold that day, when you gave me the bag, you covered it with heat. "

Recalling the past, the irritability on Fatty's face gradually faded away, and he said with a smile, "I really didn't know that all five brothers were at home, and the one who could beat the most was the little one. That guy jumped up and took a brick to beat him." My hand is called a black.

Hey, Lao Hu, you motherfucker still have the nerve to talk about me?

Obviously I let someone beat you up, but you were so frightened that you didn't dare to go to school for a week, look at your prospects, how cowardly! "

"Puchi~"

Yingzi didn't have any signs, and suddenly laughed.

"Brother Bayi, you...hahaha..."

(End of this chapter)