The Queen of Jingjue asked me to go rob a tomb

Chapter 108 Clam Essence
"Old Hu Lao Lu, what do you think this commander has caught? Just this head, according to the current market, at least we can change to a car? At that time, let's bring a few girls..."

"Don't be so fucking squeamish, hurry up!"

"Got it!"

The fat man boarded the boat in a hurry.

on the deck.

Xue Liyang pointed to the cannibal shell and said, "You can see that the texture of the shell is extremely fine and uneven, like waves, and like the wheels of an ancient Roman chariot. It's a miracle in the sea."

"This shows that it has also grown on the seabed for at least thousands of years, and human civilization has only been around for thousands of years. It's really amazing."

Lu Zihan glanced at her, knowing that the American girl was going to show mercy again.

So he said lightly, "Yes, they have lived for thousands of years, so it should be enough, isn't it fatty?"

Fatty was taken aback for a moment, and after looking at the two of them, he immediately understood.

Immediately nodded and said, "That's right, many things in this sea have a long lifespan. Isn't the old saying that a thousand-year king has an 8-year-old tortoise? I don't think it's unusual for a thousand-year-old tortoise.

The great teacher once said that the meaning of life is not in the length of life, but in whether it can produce value, right Lao Hu? "

Hu Ba's skin twitched, and he thought to himself why the hell did he bring the problem to me again.

However, he continued to cooperate with a smile on his face, "Miss Yang, from ancient times to the present, Danmin has often suffered from this kind of disaster, so I gave it such a creepy name as Cannibal Bay."

"And didn't Ruan Laohei say that there is a dead man in this shell, I don't know if it is a egg man by the sea, or a shipwrecked crew member, but this blood debt must be paid with blood, let's find a guy first Cut it open and see."

Shirley Yang looked at the three of them with contempt.

When I was about to say something more, it suddenly began to rain.

Lu Zihan stepped on the bow of the boat and looked out, only seeing the boundless darkness between the sea and the sky,

However, although the rain was urgent, it had little effect on the walruses, and the surge was still gentle.

Presumably it is related to the venting of sea air the day before.

The fat man hurried to the cabin to get raincoats for several people to put on.

At this time, the light in the rain was dim, and the man-eating mussels were extremely pale against the backdrop.

Unspeakably weird!

At this time, Ruan Laohei and Duo Ling also came up from the bilge.

Ruan Laohei ran to the deck in two or three steps, and laughed loudly, "I got rich, I got rich, this time I really got rich."

Lu Zihan was puzzled, "Old man, it's just a man-eating clam. Is this thing worth more than an egg?"

Ruan Laohei quickly waved his hands, "It's not a man-eating clam, it's a piranha!"

Ok?
Everyone was stunned.

What mermaid?
At this moment, Duo Ling said, "My master and I saw with our own eyes that there was a merman trapped in a man-eating clam."

Everyone looked at each other.

Isn't Xindao dead?
Why did you become a mermaid again?

Hu Bayi said thoughtfully, "I once heard that there are sharks in the South China Sea, and the ancient nobles used their fat to make long-burning lamps. Old man, is the mermaid you're talking about just sharks?"

Ruan Laohei waved his hands again and again, "No, no."

Duo Ling helped explain, "Brother Hu, mermaids and mermaids are two different things, one is evil and the other is good, and their habits and appearance are also different."

Sharks are vicious in nature and can make attractive sounds on the surface of the sea. The fish meat is poisonous and cannot be eaten, so they can only use oil as fuel.

Mermaids can't make a sound, but the meat can be eaten,

There is a legend that eating murloc meat can lead to immortality.

I go!

real or fake? !
The fat man looked shocked.

The faces of the others were not much better.

Duo Ling smiled and said, "Although black-scaled mermaids are rare, some people have caught them. This mermaid is so rare that no one has seen it before. I don't know if the legend is true."

The fat man couldn't wait, "Then don't wait, open it and have a look!"

Ruan Laohei hurriedly stopped him, saying that he must first worship the fisherman before opening the clam.

Otherwise, Yangshou will be damaged!
Hu Bayi joked, "Old man, don't be too happy. There may be people in this shell, but it's not necessarily a mermaid. There are too many human-like things growing in this sea."

The fat man also echoed, "That's right, you said just now that no one has ever seen a mermaid, so how did you know each other? According to me, this is probably a clam spirit!"

"The clam spirit in this songbook is an old drama. Maybe the old clam turned into an old lady and hides in it. Whoever pries her open, she will jump out and kiss him."

"Old man, you can wipe your old face clean, just wait for a kiss."

The two sang together, making Duo Ling beside him laugh.

Ruan Laohei glared at her, then pulled her to kneel on the deck to worship the fisherman.

Xue Liyang was curious, "How can a clam spirit become a woman?"

Hu Bayi said, "This is a story about a farmer who lived by farming for the landlord. He worked hard at sunrise and sunset every day.

One day, he picked up a very big snail in the field. He was very surprised and very happy, so he took it home, put it in a water tank, and carefully raised it with water.

As a result, the big snail became a spirit and became a charming little lady. She gave the farmer food and money, helped him clean and do housework, and finally married him with a promise of her own body. "

Shirley Yang smiled slightly, "What a beautiful legend!"

"Is it beautiful?"

Lu Zihan smiled.

Shirley Yang asked suspiciously, "The farmer's kindness and simplicity made him married to that oyster essence, isn't it beautiful?"

Lu Zihan said flatly, "Beauty is just an appearance!"

"In our land, there are too many beautiful legends like the snail girl. Do you know why? It's because the common people love to hear it!
Why do people like to listen?
It's very simple, that's because the common people shed blood and sweat, and in the end the wealth created belongs to others.

The working people are diligent and conscientious from generation to generation, get up early and return home late, but in the end they still have to live frugally.

Even if there is a serious illness or minor disaster, I dare not delay my work.

Who doesn't expect a good daughter-in-law to fall from the sky?

It is best to be beautiful and virtuous, just like the little lady that the clam spirit turned into.

You can change whatever you want to eat, and it is best to change into two national food stamps.

Guan Jian's family doesn't think you are poor, the kind who is determined to live a poor life with poor people, and you can't drive them away with a broom.

But Miss Yang, have you ever thought that this will happen to you one day, would you like it?
For example,
I just say like ah.

For example, Mr. Ruan saved your life at sea, would you really give him all your wealth?
I am also willing to do housework for him and take care of him!

Don't think he's old, don't think he's ugly, don't think he smells like fish.

even willing to...

Before he finished speaking, he saw the faces of Xueli Yang and Ruan Laohei both darken.

Fatty and Hu Bayi suffocated their laughter, almost causing internal injuries.

Lu Zihan coughed twice, "Ahem, what, I'm just making an analogy, and I'm going to talk about it, let's talk about it again,

In my opinion, these so-called beautiful legends are actually lies and bullshit.

In fact, those princes and nobles just want to weave a seemingly bright future for the working people through these lies.

do a good job,
Work hard!
Don't take time off when you're sick!
Say it's okay even if you vomit blood!
bear it slowly

Grit your teeth and boil,

At the same time, you have to be honest, you can't steal, you can't rob, and you are not allowed to rebel.

As long as you bleed and sweat like this, there will definitely be a little lady conjured from a clam shell waiting for you in the future.

This little lady is not only beautiful, but also virtuous. She wants nothing but wants to spend a poor life with you.

"Can a toad eat swan meat? How about lying to a fucking idiot?"

After Lu Zihan finished speaking, the entire deck fell silent.

In this day and age, people's thinking is simple.

Lu Zihan's remarks were somewhat rebellious.

Hu Bayi's eyes flickered and he didn't dare to answer.

The fat man thought about it carefully, and he realized that this is really the case.

"Old Lu, what you said is great, awesome!"

"That's why the fat man said a long time ago that we should dig out those old zongzi who deceive the working people with lies.

Let them know that if they take my Hu Hansan's, they will have to spit it out sooner or later! "

Shirley Yang suddenly lost her temper.

A group of rebels!

Ruan Laohei didn't understand those principles. In his opinion, as long as he opened the man-eating clam and sold the mermaid for money, he and Duoling would be able to live a good life.

Seeing that he paid homage to the fisherman, he walked towards the man-eating clam with a fish-chopping knife.

At this time, it was raining heavily on the sea, and everyone stood on the deck wearing raincoats, watching Ruan Laohei dragging a short knife back and forth on the shell of the man-eating clam.

"Oh you, hey..."

Ruan Laohei didn't cut the knife immediately, but scratched the shell back and forth with the knife like a magic stick, while chanting incomprehensible spells.

It was as if he was doing something for that old clam.

Everyone thought it was a little funny.

Lu Zihan stared at it for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I observe a lot of rules about gold and egg picking. There are so many rules, it is inevitable that there will be omissions."

If the rules of touching gold are missed, it will be missed. As long as the horoscope is strong enough, you may not die!
"But the risks faced by picking eggs at sea are not comparable to touching gold in the ground."

Hu Ba nodded, "That's right, as the old saying goes, don't lie to the mountains, don't lie to the water, you can't lie to the sky, you can't lie to the sea, no matter how long the tomb is in the ground, it may not be as long as the things in the sea."

The dangers in the sea are unpredictable, and if something happens, there is no way to escape.

"That's why I've never heard of any fisherman or eggman who dared to say that there is no taboo. If you act recklessly at sea, ten lives may not be enough to lose."

While speaking, Ruan Laohei had already finished singing.

Just when everyone was waiting to see him open the clam, the shell unexpectedly shook slightly, opening a gap by itself...

(End of this chapter)