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Chapter 971 Ending: Rabbit Route
Ending - Rabbit Route
"【look.】"
A furry little paw shoved a blue certificate with gold lettering in front of Martin.
Tokyo University of Agriculture, Wildlife Research Laboratory, Bachelor's Degree Certificate, Student Rabbit.
Although studying in Dr. Yew's lab as a rabbit was somewhat of a shortcut, the graduation certificate was genuine and of much higher value than the one Ma Wu ultimately obtained from a certain art academy.
Speaking of Ma Wu, both Ma Jia and Martin used to think that they hadn't been strict enough with Ma Wu's math studies, which was why Ma Wu had become a complete idiot who was utterly incapable of science. However, despite their overt and covert supervision, Ma Wu consistently maintained excellent math grades, yet he remained completely unable to understand physics and chemistry.
Just like how the alternate account still did Ma Wu's homework three times, the timeline will eventually converge, and nothing will change.
Martin and Ma Jia thought that if Ma Wu mastered math, physics, and chemistry, she could maximize her abilities. However, they didn't expect that in the final review, it was actually her abilities that hindered her understanding of math, physics, and chemistry...
"Don't go off-topic." Rabbit stopped Martin from trying to use a flashback to change the subject.
Now that she has obtained her university degree, it's time for the trainer to fulfill the promise—once Bunny gets her university degree, the trainer must have a baby bunny with Bunny!
"Ahem." Martin cleared his throat. "That's fantastic! Our family finally has a college graduate! This is something worth celebrating with a three-day feast at the village entrance!"
Martin picked up his phone and said, "I'll call right now to book the banquet, and find three five-star hotels to host it together!"
She casually tossed her graduation certificate behind her, then grabbed Martin's arm with her fluffy little paws: "[This isn't it, is it?]"
"What do you want?"
"What about your promise?"
"What promise?"
"Where's your stretcher?"
"Develop it yourself."
"[..." Rabbit remained silent, having just caught up in the joke.
Martin remained silent. This kid had indeed become a comedian along with me.
An ordinary girl would feel awkward at this moment, finding it difficult to bring up her original request. But this rabbit was no ordinary rabbit; when she spoke again, she was concise and to the point: "[Lay eggs.]"
Martin's gaze darted around: "I think we can tolerate some educational discrimination. Rabbit is a college student now, so she should at least find a male rabbit with a master's degree to be a good match. Look at me, I only have a high school diploma, I'm not good enough for you..."
A furry paw pressed against Martin's chest, pushing him down onto the bed. Then, a 1.2-meter-long rabbit plopped down on top of Martin: "[Lay an egg!]"
Suddenly, a bright light enveloped the bunny. Without a Mega Evolution Stone or a trainer's command, the bunny suddenly Mega Evolved on its own in a state of heightened emotion, pressing its paws and feet tightly against Martin.
"【Let's do the math. My parents gave birth to two Curly-eared Rabbits in the first year. The two Curly-eared Rabbits evolved over a year and then each started their own families. After another year, they each gave birth to two more Curly-eared Rabbits... Sixteen years later, our population will have 1974 Long-eared Rabbits plus Curly-eared Rabbits.】"
As she spoke, the rabbit adjusted the translator, making its voice even more sweet and delicate: "【But you led me away from the group. Assuming the number of group members other than me doesn't decrease, then starting from the second year… sixteen years later, there will only be 1220 of our kind left in the group.】" She lightly tapped her chest with her little paws: "【Is it your responsibility that 754 little rabbits are missing?】"
"Now that you mention it, Pokémon trainers really are heinous criminals." Martin nodded seriously: "Capturing wild animals, imprisoning them, forcing them to fight their own kind until they are unconscious, even using Ditto to produce a large number of offspring and then abandoning them... Bunny! Let's join Team Rocket and liberate the enslaved Pokémon! I already have ideas for our entrance lines!"
"Chirp! [Beep, you have activated purification mode. That's swear words, little rabbits shouldn't say them.]"
"That's not the problem! That's not what I'm talking about right now!"
"Restore the population, right? No problem. Give Xiao Wu a call and have her make a trip. She can get you as many little rabbits as you want, and feed the big-billed finches, black leopards, and leopards around here well."
"[……]"
Clearly, Mr. Ma not only remembers the Fibonacci sequence, but also the S-shaped growth curve.
The little rabbit launched a full-scale attack on the trainer today, and it must have prepared more than just these few lines of rhetoric. Before it could start the next round of debate, Martin reached out and pinched the rabbit's cheek: "Now you should understand why I wanted you to get a college degree before saying these things, right?"
At least it's not an excuse like "the chicken finishes the rice, the dog licks up the noodles."
"[In order for me to become 'human'." Rabbit had already figured out the answer, and after Martin let go, she answered without hesitation: "[As a long-eared rabbit with a childlike mind, I need to learn and acquire knowledge and thinking abilities equivalent to those of an adult human. Let us communicate with equal intellect, to love each other, to lay eggs...]"
“There’s nothing wrong with the beginning.” Martin pinched the rabbit’s three-lobed mouth: “But what I mean is not that you should use human intelligence to deal with me, but that you should use human intelligence to see yourself clearly. Is your feeling for me really that you want to lay eggs with me?”
"I've thought about it, that's right." The rabbit pounced again with unwavering determination: "Whether I think about it for ten, twenty, or a hundred years, the people I like most in this world are trainers."
"[And...isn't you the person in this world who likes me the most and cares for me the most?]"
A pair of large hands pinched the rabbit's soft cheeks, pulling them outwards and kneading them inwards, thoroughly rubbing and squeezing its fluffy little head.
"Since you've thought it through, then fine, let's lay eggs."
……
Later, Martin left a note at home that read "{accompanying the rabbit on a field research project}". After that, the two disappeared for a long time, but occasionally people around the world would see the two long-eared rabbits together.
(Finish)
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"juvenile."
A young boy riding a bicycle was suddenly called to a stop.
The boy looked in the direction of the sound and found that it was a long-eared rabbit. Despite its very cute appearance, it made a somewhat regretful, middle-aged man's voice, which reminded him of a decadent middle-aged man who liked to drink.
"Young man, a brilliance shines forth from the top of your head, and at such a young age you possess extraordinary strength and resilience. You are the best candidate to shoulder this heavy responsibility." Uncle Long-Eared Rabbit pulled a Pokémon egg from behind his back: "Put this egg in your backpack and carry it carefully. Then, ride your bicycle with it on your back for five thousand steps, and the egg will hatch..."
"Then I can embark on a journey with it and become a Pokémon Trainer!? Yay!"
"If you're thinking about peaches, then bring them back to me. I'll give you twenty yuan to buy some peaches at the supermarket yourself." (End of Chapter)
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