NBA: Back to 97, to be the Jagged Bishop

Chapter 376 Hemorrhoid Brother Davis
After Ao Pang found out that he and Hill were the least honored players in the Eastern All-Stars, he felt a little depressed. He was obviously the oldest, but he turned out to be the younger brother in terms of honors.

"Okay, guys, we're about to appear."

"I don't think I need to say anything about how to play. You are all mature stars and know how to win."

"I'm here to lead the team today, and my only job is to allocate your playing time reasonably."

"The starting players will not play more than 27 minutes, and the substitute players will not play less than 20 minutes. No matter how good or bad they play, this is the playing time, lest you say that I am partial to one person."

Kongbu had already explained to the generals before the game that the playing time is fair to everyone. Of course, the starting players should be given more playing time, and the substitute players will not be less playing time. As long as the hand is full, there is still a chance to win. Get MVP.

"Yes, that's right, the distribution is good. If it is said that Kongbu can rule the alliance, it is the distribution ability, which has to be obeyed."

"Coach, the playing time has been allocated. Do you want to distribute the ball rights? Our center is really at a disadvantage in this kind of game. How about you arrange some tactics to give our center more rights to take action?"

Oban said quickly.

It is precisely because he found that his honor is much less than those around him, so he wants this All-Star MVP even more. No matter how small a fly is, it is still a piece of meat.

"Don't be so troublesome, right? Since it's an entertainment event, just have fun."

Yao Ming smiled and shook his head.

Daben also shook his head. Are you kidding? What's the use of giving yourself the right to take action?
When Ao Pang saw that the two of them were not going to make a move, he was immediately disappointed.

"I think what Shaq said is actually right. Everyone present is his own. It is definitely not a bad thing to pass the ball a lot. Anyway, it is not passed to outsiders."

"Maybe there is still a chance to break the All-Star single-game assist record."

Iverson expressed his stance and immediately received strong applause and support from O'Fatty.

With Iverson's attitude, many people at the scene nodded in support, and everyone still sympathized with Iverson in their hearts.

Especially McGrady, he felt more guilty about Iverson.

During the previous Dream Team, he was too embarrassed to participate in the Dream Team because of guilt. As a result, he did not participate, causing the Dream Team to take No. 7, and Iverson was scolded miserably.

Maddie felt even more guilty.

This time McGrady didn't want to escape anymore. He wanted to take this opportunity to talk to Iverson.

"I sympathize with Allen's thinking, and I will pass as much as possible."

McGrady stood up, went to Iverson to express his attitude.

"I also support it. If anyone plays alone in this game and doesn't pass the ball, I wish him hemorrhoids!" the bearded Davis yelled.

He was actually the biggest beneficiary of Iverson's departure from the Philadelphia 76ers. After Iverson left, he secured his starting position and was selected as an All-Star.

As soon as the bearded man uttered such a terrifying curse, everyone quickly stated that they must pass more balls tonight.

When the game was about to start, all the generals walked out of the locker room, and Combra grabbed the bearded Davis.

"You guys are too vicious, you dare to say this kind of curse?"

"Aren't you afraid of being tricked by yourself?"

The bearded man's next answer made Kongbu dumbfounded.

"Coach, I'm not afraid."

"Because I've already had it. Haven't you noticed that in the past half month, I've barely hit my opponent from behind?"

The bearded man said shyly.

Kongbu was completely defeated by the seemingly loyal guy in front of him.

The All-Stars from the East and West began to enter the arena. The familiar All-Stars hugged and greeted each other after meeting. Enemies like Oban and Kobe glared at each other, and then snorted coldly to express their disdain.

After a while, the referee signaled both sides to start the game and the game was about to begin.

"Dudududu!"

Yao Ming and Er Pang walked to the midfield line to jump the ball.

Yao Ming jumped to win and the Eastern team started to attack.

Iverson pushed forward with the ball and hit it. He seemed to have returned to the feeling he had when he played for the Philadelphia 76ers in the past three years. At that time, he was pushing forward with the ball and breaking through, either laying up by himself or passing it to Yao Ming. ?
Thinking of this, he sighed even more in his heart.

McGrady, who was sitting on the bench, saw Iverson's appearance, not to mention feeling guilty.

After Iverson passed the Arab League, he passed the ball to Yao Ming outside the three-second zone.

Yao Ming could only accept the pass with a wry smile, then turned around and dunked on Er Fatty's forehead.

Er Fatty's face was full of grievances when he was detained. Didn't he say that a good traditional center has no presence in the All-Stars?Why do you have such a strong sense of existence?As a background board?

In the offensive round in the West, Kobe seemed to be playing point guard tonight. After getting the ball, he raised his hand in the frontcourt and made a fadeaway mid-range shot.

It's a pity that he failed to make a shot, and Yao Ming grabbed another rebound on Er Fatty's forehead.

After getting the ball, Yao Ming passed the ball to Dazhi beside him, and he walked slowly to the frontcourt, thinking that this offensive round should have nothing to do with him.

In the end, he still underestimated the power of the bearded Davis curse.

If it was a normal All-Star Game, Yao Ming would take such a walk, and when he reached the frontcourt, the guards or forwards in the Eastern Conference would not know how many shots they would make.

But this time it was very different. Iverson passed the ball to Big Zhi after reaching the frontcourt.

Dazhi didn't take a shot and passed it to Carter again.

Carter looked at Da Zhi's position, and he didn't make a shot for the steady goal, so why did he have the nerve to make a shot, so he just passed it to Hill again.

Hill is even more painful, you all pass it like this, if I make a move, will I have to be a man in the future.

At this time, he saw Yao Ming walking slowly over. Hill simply held the ball and dribbled it for a while. After Yao Ming was in position under the basket, he passed the ball over.

Yao Ming looked helpless, what is this called?I just came to the All-Star Game to show my face, why did I still find myself?
With the ball in his hands, Yao Ming had no choice but to dunk Er Fatty again.

In the following time, Iverson held the ball twice and failed to attack by himself, and all of them were passed to Yao Ming.

Kong Bu looked more and more sympathetic to Iverson. Yao Ming and Iverson were such a good couple, but they were torn apart.

Under normal circumstances, when the Rockets are looking for an outside partner for Yao Ming, the first person to seek a deal is Iverson of Philadelphia.

It's just that Philadelphia was dissatisfied with the bargaining chips given by the Rockets at the time, which led to the failure of the deal.

In terms of compatibility, Iverson is far more suitable for Yao Ming than McGrady.

Now Iverson spares no effort to pass the ball to Yao Ming on the court, and many Philadelphia 76 fans are very sad.

Iverson kept passing the ball to Yao Ming, and the other three players on the court followed suit, but passed the ball to Yao Ming vigorously.

After playing for three or four minutes, Yao Ming first called a timeout.

"Coach, let me take a rest for a while. If we keep playing like this, people who don't know will think that I kidnapped four of their families."

Yao Ming smiled wryly at the four teammates on the field.

In the short time since the opening, Yao Ming has already taken 7 shots. In these seven key shots, he has scored in all of them, scoring 14 points.

Iverson was reminiscing about his time in Philadelphia and habitually passing the ball to Yao Ming.

Big Zhi has a very close relationship with Yao Ming, he can't be bothered to do it himself, if he doesn't pass it on to Yao Ming, who will he pass it on to?

Hill knew that Kongbu and Yao Ming almost wore the same pair of pants, so he didn't have much desire to make a move, so he simply passed it on to Yao Ming.

As for Carter, he was just following the crowd. After his troubles with Daba and Randolph in the past few years, his reputation was no longer so good. In such a high-profile occasion, he didn't want to be an outlier.

All four of them passed the ball to Yao Ming, which hurt Erpang.

"Coach, I want to end!"

Er Fatty's appearance at the moment is like a chubby black version of Mitsui Shou, who abuses people without a human figure, but what Mitsui Shou said is that I want to play, and Er Fatty is saying that I want to end.

He was really fed up with being abused by Yao Ming on the court.

In normal games, he would not be so abused by Yao Ming. The main reason is that Yao Ming can't get so many shots in normal games, and the second fat also has a little trick in the main game. middle.

Now is the All-Star game, and the second fat player is still the Western Conference All-Star starter. He should always consider his own status and cannot pinch Yao Ming's butt or scratch Yao Ming's armpits on the court.

This resulted in him being brutally abused. In just three to four minutes, he scored 4 points for Yao Ming, and there was no room for anyone to reason with him.

"Okay, get over it."

The head coaches of both sides said the same thing almost at the same time, and the All-Star starting center in their hands was dismissed.

"It's time for me to play!"

Seeing Yao Ming playing so well, Ao Pang also wanted to go on the court and beat the Western All-Stars.

Before Kumbu arranged for him to play, Ao Pang rushed onto the court.

"I've only been away for a little over a year, and your western interior has become like this?"

"It was Yao Ming who abused you just now, now it's me!"

"You guys have to get ready, I'm much more ruthless than Yao Ming!"

O'Pang naturally likes to play tricks, and after rushing onto the court, he directly provoked the Western Conference stars.

This provocation made Duncan, who is usually bored, a little angry, not to mention the hot-tempered Garnett, and there was Kobe on the court who had always been at odds with O'Pang.

The second fat man left the game, and the Western Conference All-Star coach, Suns coach D'Antoni, put Marcus Camby on.

With the whistle of the referee, the game restarted.

O'Fatty was still waiting to wreak havoc on the basket and the Western Conference inside line. He didn't realize at all that his big words and provocations had angered the Western Conference stars.

The opening first round, the East's offensive round.

After Hill got the ball, he habitually passed it to O'Pang.

The next scene made Kongbu burst out laughing.

I saw Duncan carrying O'Pang, and Garnett and Camby, two super defense masters, stood next to O'Pang and stared at him. Ah Lian was about to charge, and his posture was aimed at blocking O'Pang.

Even Kobe was ready to go, just waiting for O'Pang to make a shot, and then rushed to block the shot.

Ao Pangyi is a bold man, after pushing Duncan away, he still wants to make a move.

"boom!"

Garnett's big hand directly slapped the ball out of O'Fang.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"This is the All-Star! Do you think it's the finals?"

Ao Pang was dumbfounded by the cap. Aren't All-Stars unable to make up defense?Can't we only play one-on-one?
Garnett shrugged and pointed at the referee, meaning that the referee didn't blow the whistle and it wasn't a foul on his part.

If Ao Pang didn't mention the finals, Garnett couldn't be furious. He thought of the scene dominated by Ao Pang in the finals, and he couldn't say anything tonight to make Ao Pang proud.

In the next round, Kobe made a shot.

In the offensive round of the Eastern Conference, Hill was not holding the ball, but Ouyang raised his hands to ask for the ball, and Iverson still passed the ball.

This time, Ao Pang learned to be smart and deliberately paid attention to Garnett's movements.

Before Garnett could block himself, Ao Pang quickly shot.

"boom!"

Another block, this time from shot blocker Marcus Camby.

"Hey, can we still play? This is an entertainment competition. You are playing it as the finals, right?"

"If you mess with me like this again, I'll be rude to you."

Ao Pang got a little angry.

When Yao Ming was on the court, you all played dead. Duncan was like a ghost under the basket, and he would not stand under the basket when he was killed.

Garnett even turned into a small forward, running outside to shoot.

Why did these two guys seem to find some rare treasures under the basket and kept running towards the basket as soon as they came on the court?
Isn't this targeted?
The more Ao Pang thought about it, the more angry he became. In the third round, he still reached for the ball.

This time he was not blocked, but even worse, the ball passed to him was directly intercepted by Kobe.

Seeing O'Fatty asking for the ball, Kobe knew that the Eastern Conference would definitely pass the ball to O'Fatty. Since he had no chance to block O'Fatty, he simply grabbed the ball from him.

"Damn it, are you targeting me?!"

Aopang's current mood is definitely no better than Erpang's.

In the following time, even if Ao Pang asked for the ball, no teammate would dare to pass it to him.

The main reason is that Kobe has been eyeing him all the time, and even gave up his opponent player, just waiting to steal the pass to O'Pang.

How to pass the ball.

Ao Pang became more and more angry, so he stopped playing at all, asked the technical stage for a timeout, and sat on the sidelines angrily, saying that he would not play anymore.

Kumbu had no choice but to replace the bus.

As soon as the bus came on the court, the western side immediately became normal again. Duncan turned into a casual old man again, mixing up and down, and Garnett didn't bother to go to the basket anymore.

Hao Xuan didn't faint from Ao Pang's anger off the court.

"They must be jealous of me!"

"I'm jealous that I won the championship in the Eastern Conference, but they are only jealous."

"These damned guys deserve it for not being able to win the championship."

Aopang comforted himself.

After the game was over, Kumbu looked at the technical statistics. The bearded Davis played 25 minutes, then took 27 shots and scored 41 points!
After all, this guy has had hemorrhoids, he is really not afraid of the curse of hemorrhoids.

Yao Ming actually only played 16 minutes. Seeing that O'Pang didn't play, he was too embarrassed to play. Even if the shooting rate was super high, he only had 24 points in the end.

Then there is no suspense about the winner of the All-Star MVP this year, and he was taken down by hemorrhoid brother Davis.

(End of this chapter)