American Taoist Master

Chapter 138, Conquer

The horned eagle obviously spotted the helicopter and rushed towards it.

With a wave of his hand, Lin Qiusheng raised the Liuhe flag array, and immediately trapped the horned monster that he sent to the door.

As soon as the monster entered the formation, it immediately lost its direction. The up and down things it saw in its eyes were completely out of touch with what it felt in its body, and its every move was extremely awkward. It even shook its two wings, and suddenly there was a unilateral wing stall, and it almost fell down in a spiral.Fortunately, it still has the natural ability to control the wind, so it didn't fall directly.But this awkward feeling is really uncomfortable.The monster had no choice but to descend from the sky and landed on a large rock on the ground.

And it immediately discovered another problem. Although this big stone looks like a big stone, and the touch on the feet is hard, but in addition to the hard touch, there is a sudden chilly feeling on the skin, as if submerged in water.

"It's like falling into shallow water." The monster thought about this just now, but suddenly felt numb all over, as if he had been shocked by an electric shock.Fortunately, its body resistance is not bad, this guy failed to knock it down, it quickly spread its wings and flew up, its eyes widened and it looked down, only to see that in the solid ground below, a huge electric eel's head jumped upwards, and then sank deep into the ground.

"What... what's going on? Could it be..." The monster reacted very quickly. He immediately folded his wings, found a higher stone and landed on it, and said in English: "No more fights, no more fights, surrender, surrender! I ask you to treat prisoners preferentially according to the Geneva Convention!"

Everyone was dumbfounded by this turn of events, what's going on?A monster who can speak English and know the Geneva Accords?

Everyone looked at each other, and finally Lin Qiusheng said: "What is your background, how can you speak English, and know the Geneva Agreement?"

This sound was introduced into the formation, and to the monster's ears, it was as if it was ringing in its ears.It quickly looked around, but saw nothing.

"Who? Ah, sir, don't kill me, I surrender. I was originally a horned eagle in the zoo, but somehow I became smarter. I gradually saw more people, and I often dealt with zoo keepers, so I gradually understood some people's language..." The monster replied.

"Then how did you occupy this mountain and become the king of the mountain?" Lin Qiusheng asked again.

"I don't quite understand. At first, I was in the zoo, and my life was pretty good. I ate and slept every day, slept and ate, and someone took care of what I did. I didn't know how comfortable it was. But later, the zoo gave me less and less food. Then I sneaked out at night to find food for myself, and sometimes I went to watch TV outside the windows of people's homes. I saw the Geneva Agreement on TV. Then the zoo simply closed, and everyone in the city ran away. I couldn't find a new zoo for myself. Fortunately, I’m just messing around on this mountain. Sir, I just saw the helicopter, and I want to ask you to come over and help me, I really have no bad intentions.”

"You want us to help? What can we do for you?" Lin Qiusheng asked, thinking to himself, "Could it be that we also encountered a domesticated monster? This is not "Urban Monsters."

"I moved a TV from the city, and I moved a set of photovoltaic panels. But brother, you also know that my claws are not easy to use, and I can't do many detailed movements. I can't install this thing. If I can't install it, I can't watch TV, right? So I went out and planned to find someone to help. I happened to see your helicopter, so I wanted to come over and ask, but I didn't expect..." The monster even felt a little wronged.

"Okay, but you know, there are many guys like you who are very dangerous to humans, right?" Lin Qiusheng said.

"It's all the fault of those uneducated little BZs!" the horned eagle scolded, "I just know how to eat and eat, and I will die if I eat it! If it weren't for those bastards, my life would be so comfortable. Back then, my residence had a 24-hour air conditioner! By the way, brother, we are civilized people, right? I am protecting animals, and everyone is responsible for protecting animals.

Moreover, I really have never done those bad things, the most I did was secretly doing zero-yuan purchases.You can't come to me just because of what they did, can you?It's like one man is a domestic violence man, you can't say that all men are domestic violence men, right?We can't do that when a man is a perpetrator, all men are perpetrators; when a woman is a victim, all women are victims, right? "

"You really know a lot about human society. Tell me what else you know." Lin Qiusheng couldn't help but smile a little. Although he has received special training in controlling emotions, generally speaking, even if he is smiling in his heart, he won't show it.

"I also know that Black Lives Matter, I also know that a biological man is a woman as long as she thinks she is a woman, I also know 'Make America Great Again', I also know that superheroes are also a gender..."

It's nothing else, but as soon as the last sentence came out, Anne couldn't hold it anymore. She covered her mouth with one hand and pointed at Fidel with the other, her shoulders trembled.

"Laugh if you want to, I temporarily closed the audio channel." Lin Qiusheng said.

"Hahahaha!" Annie patted her thigh and laughed, and everyone laughed together.Although everyone has been trained to control their emotions.

After laughing for a while, Lin Qiusheng gestured towards everyone, and everyone held back.It can be seen that the effect of training is still good.

"I admit that what you said is very reasonable, and what you said also proves that you really understand civilization very well." Lin Qiusheng said, "Do you know what this means?"

The horned eagle shook its head: "I'm just a stupid bird, how do I know?"

"This means that you can either be a very good friend or the most dangerous enemy. Because compared to other monsters, you know humans too well." Lin Qiusheng said, "Of course, everyone has a responsibility to protect animals. But even to protect animals, you must ensure that he will not endanger other people."

"Brother, what do you mean? Why don't you get a Bible and I'll swear on it with my wings," said the monster.

"There is no need to follow the Bible." Lin Qiusheng said.At the same time, the array was mobilized, and a plate with the pattern of yin-yang fish and 64 hexagrams appeared in front of the silly bird monster.

"You drop a drop of blood here. Just swear that you will never do anything that harms our interests." Lin Qiusheng said.

The monster stared at the plate closely and said, "Are you an oriental god? I saw it on TV. You have a spell that can make animals look like humans, right? Can you teach me this spell? As long as you are willing to teach it, I can do anything."

"What do you want to become a human?" Lin Qiusheng asked.

"Enjoy life!" said the monster, "There are so many interesting things, you have to become a human to be fun, right? Isn't it a hundred times better to become a human than to be a monster in this poor mountain valley?"

"I have such spells, but you know, such spells are very precious and dangerous, and they cannot be taught to you casually." Lin Qiusheng said.

"I can sign any agreement with you that makes you feel at ease. I know you must have magic to ensure the effectiveness of this agreement." The monster said.

Lin Qiusheng looked at everyone, and Andres nodded first.Then the others nodded one after another, and finally everyone's eyes focused on Fidel's face.

Andres thought for a while, and finally said: "Lin, I think we can agree on the premise of ensuring safety. In fact, in the spirit of our sect, it contains the concept of 'the selflessness of heaven', and the promotion of 'selflessness of heaven' means 'all beings are equal'. At least all intelligent creatures, if they are willing to stand on the side of civilization, should be our friends—we must make more friends and fewer enemies."

"You mean, we can make him a friend instead of a pet?" Lin Qiusheng asked Fidel's eyes.

"Yes. We can take him, observe him, see if he is qualified for education, and then decide whether to teach him something or not," Fidel said.

"Then as you said, you are our boss." Lin Qiusheng said.

Then Lin Qiusheng said to the monster: "I don't need you to promise anything too much, because it is impossible to pass on this precious spell to you casually. But...if after a long period of investigation, we think that you are qualified to join our sect and become our brother, then not only this spell, but also all the knowledge of becoming a fairy can be told to you. If you are willing to accept such an investigation, we can take you to New York after we are done. But before accepting our investigation, you still have to make a certain promise .”

"What do I want to promise?" the monster asked hastily.

"Promise to abide by the laws of human society and refrain from doing illegal things."

"Is it okay to buy it for zero yuan?" the monster asked.

"Of course not." Lin Qiusheng said.

"All right," said the monster, "but you're going to help me find a job where I can get my meals."

"That's not a problem." Lin Qiusheng said.

"Then how do I swear, what should I say?" the monster asked again.

Lin Qiusheng then explained the method.

"Okay." The monster lifted up one wing, looked at it, and then pecked lightly with its hooked beak. The peck was a little too light, and there was no bleeding.

The monster closed its eyes and pecked lightly, causing some blood on its wings.It hurriedly dripped blood onto the plate before the wound healed, and at the same time said in its mouth: "I, Dulcilea, swear..."

(End of this chapter)