Rebirth 2002: A Cool Life

Chapter 448 Descendants of the Cold Country
How strong is Wu Dong?
According to the original historical trajectory, the Chinese include Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, of course, and there are only two people who can break the 10-second mark, Su Bingtian and Xie Zhenye.

There are only 10 people in Asia who can run under 9 seconds!

Don’t go online, 9 seconds 58 on the Internet is a slow force from constipation, and there are many masters who can run under 9 seconds, more than stray cats in the community.

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With their good voices, Liu Le, Wang Fei and the others have gained popularity for the second time, and they are all at the tens of millions level. Oh, two of the six mentors have more than 9000 million followers, and they are about to break through million.

[Weight Loss Talent] New Century Art and Design School/Jinling Art Institute, director of the network center, Lin Pingping.

Following user 2329321, she is also a million-level big V. On the one hand, she opened Weibo earlier and was a pioneer in the field of weight loss. On the other hand, the mutual attention between her and Wu Dong attracted a lot of traffic for her, but that’s it. After all, no one has hundreds of social relationships like classmates and colleagues.

This is the first time that a short video about Wu Dong is played on her Weibo.

In the video, there are Wu Dong, Wu Dong's students, Wu Dong's wife, and Wu Dong's new works.

The way she talked to Wu Dong and Wu Dong's attitude towards her all told the audience that the two of them were very strong, and when Wu Dong's wife asked for help, she first thought that she had a very good relationship with Mrs. Wu. Unusual.

The interaction between Wu Dong and Haosheng tutors in the comment area quickly attracted netizens, and the number of views rose rapidly, 10, 30, 100 million, 200 million...

The following users of [Slimming Master] soared from more than 200 million...to more than 500 million...

Until another hot spot pops up!
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In the comment area, a comment from a Han country sports reporter was slowly pushed up.

[Hanguo Sports Daily, Park Kegang]: "Wu Dong, I am very sad! Do you know what you are doing? You are drinking Coke, you are writing songs, you are not doing your job properly, as a descendant of Hanguo people, you let countless The people are excited, we look forward to you...to shine...to show the glory of Tangun..."

Descendants of the Cold Country?

Tangun?Who is this than?Still have the glory?

Take a closer look at the information of the poster: [Han Guo Sports News, Park Kegang] Senior reporter of Han Guo Sports News, special writer of Asian Sports News, 15 years of experience in the industry, and participated.

Kind of like that.

This post aroused great interest among netizens, and netizens began to read his previous speeches.

This guy reprinted a lot of domestic reports in the cold country, some of which were written in cold language, and the target audience was probably the Han country people and Korean compatriots in the country.

Someone will translate soon.

[Abalone Sauce]: "Wu Dong's mother, Ye Fen's father -- the original text, should be Wu Dong's grandfather, and his mother is a deaf-mute; after many visits and investigations by reporters from the Han Country, he was found to be from the Han Country! Undoubtedly .

According to the popular saying in Asia, sons follow their mothers, and daughters follow their fathers. It can be reasonably inferred that Wu Dong's mother's father is also from Han Country, Wu Dong's mother is also from Han Country, and finally Wu Dong is also from Han Country. "

[Abalone Sauce Fishing Rice]: "Hahaha, I have stayed in the cold country for two years, and my level is a bit poor, but that's probably what it means..."

[Only accept business below the third grade of elementary school]: "Your level is not good, what kind of translation is it, and the logic doesn't make sense. How can it be conclusive? Where is the evidence?"

[Abalone Sauce and Rice]: "There is no evidence, the original text is like this, it is straightforward and undeniable, it can be confirmed, I am the translator, there is no logic in the first place!"

[Crazy and cool]: "People in the cold country are very strict when they speak! This must be true."

……

Wu Dong also saw it, and he replied casually.

Wu Dong: "The genealogy of our Wu family shows that we are from Yanling County, haha, it is Changzhou near Jinling where I live now; my mother has never heard of Korean blood! If there is, my mother will definitely go to the police station Changed it to Korean ethnicity for me, if I could get those 20 extra points, I might have gone to Jixiang University back then, hahaha.”

Wu Dong didn't pay much attention to this matter. Although stealing the country stole traditional culture, clothing, crafts, food, and celebrities, what they stole were historical celebrities and mythical figures. Wu Dong is still alive! ! !
Wu Dong replied to this message around 10: pm, and then he was called by Zhang Min to pay the public rations.

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The cold country media has gone crazy! ! !
Wu Dong of "The World's Number One, the Light of Asia" is full of regrets for not including the Han descendants in his identity certificate back then, Smecta! "

"Not clarifying the identity of the cold descendants makes Wu Dong regret all his life, Smecta! ! ! "

"The descendants of Tangun are very concerned about their parentage, Smecta..."

"……Smecta"

"...Smecta...Smecta..."

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To tell you the truth, apart from brain-dead fans, few Chinese care about the cold country. 97% of the people in the cold country in later generations hate China, and the Chinese are happy when they see it.

Cold country~~~~, there will be rain in the whole country tomorrow, and even the weather forecast is not in auspicious province.

There are so many people who hate me, who are you?

Who cares whether Bangzi likes him or not.

Chinese people don’t care, this was discovered by Benzi media in advance, Benzi is very interested in tracing the origin, and soon they have experts, professors, scholars who began to study logic, behavior, biology, etc. from multiple perspectives Start to deconstruct the views of the Han people.

First, why do the dumb people think they are from the cold country?If a person does not dare to speak in China, she should be from the Wa country according to the age calculation!
Second, from a biological point of view, the genes of Han people are not good at explosive power.

Third, from the analysis of Wu Dong's photos while running, Wu Dong's length is definitely beyond the reach of Han people, OK?

Fourth, from a behavioral point of view, when people from the cold country compete with other people in sports, the injured party should be the other party...

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The two sides started a big debate on the periphery, and gradually shifted from whether Wu Dong is a Han countryman to the length of a Han countryman... After the popularity of the external network, the position was transferred to the country...
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2004年6月23号，星期三，温度27~34，下午4点。

This was a month after Wu Dong's fracture, and some media were allowed to enter the art school to film Wu Dong's rehabilitation training.

"Keep order! Only behind the cordon, no one is allowed to cross the runway!"

"If you don't follow the rules, you will be disqualified next time..." Six security guards and two policemen stared at the dozens of reporters, reminding them over and over again with loudspeakers. .

Wu Dong sometimes goes to the rehabilitation hospital, but most of the time he is still at school. Fractures mainly rely on self-healing. There are physiotherapy and yoga in school to increase flexibility. They are all acquaintances and do not need big movements to meet their needs. Very NICE.

With the current temperature, training at two o'clock in the afternoon is definitely not possible. The sun was not so bright at around 3:50, and the coaching staff and Wu Dong appeared on the track.

Under the bright sun, the reporters and photographers who came to grab their seats just after 12 noon became restless.

"Wu Dong, hey, Wu Dong!"

"It's a surprise, it's not Wu Dong, why are we here?"

"Hey, do you think Wu Dong can run two steps in a while?"

"Of course not. What are you thinking? Didn't you see him wearing sneakers?"

"It's fine to do a few warm-up exercises... We've been waiting all afternoon..."

"Hehe, I came here in the morning, and I always eat bread for lunch."

"If you let me in yesterday, I can pitch a tent on the playground, would you believe me?"

"Just dream, this is an art school full of beautiful girls, let you come in for the night?"

"Hahaha, if you let him in, even if you kill him, I don't believe he will sleep in a tent... Hahaha..."

"Don't call it dirty, let foreigners hear it and think they are in the Wa country!"

"Ha Yi, we are all acting, Jiadi, Jiadi..."

"Damn it, I saw Brother Hei and the foreign girl, and the devils also sneaked in."

"Then there are Bangzi and Third Brother..."

"I'm coming!"

……

Before coming out, the press officer gave instructions, Wu Dong waved at them, turned around and went to training.

"Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka... Ka Ka Ka Ka" the flash flickered crazily.

You can't use flash while running, and I haven't started warming up yet, so there are no such rules.

The coaching team began to lead the players to warm up. Coach Lu has been focusing on Wu Dong.

Coaches and sparring partners are more nervous than Wu Dong. Wu Dong does not accept interviews, but reporters can interview them...Many people may have their first news report today...or it may be the only time in their life.

Shake your hands, shake your feet, shake your head, twist your waist...press your legs!

"Fuck, I've got my legs crushed, Wu Dong has my legs crushed."

"Friends in the audience, 10 meters behind me, Wu Dong is doing rehabilitation training. We just saw him stretching his legs. Uh, woo, I'm so excited..."

"Don't get excited, Wu Dong is running with high legs!!!"

"Wow!!!!"

"That's fine too!"

"Friends in the audience, we just captured an exciting scene, Wu Dong is running with high legs."

"Dear audience, compatriots in Hong Kong and Macau, overseas Chinese, and friends from all over Asia, today is Wednesday, June 2004, 23, at 3:57 pm. Just now we saw that Wu Dong, the world record holder, has begun to recover Training..."

"Empty your Jiwa, where to dig potatoes, one sack for each dig..."

"Angunase, Dongdongdong... Smecta..."

"Hello, I bought a pair of mobile phones, my mother is dead according to you..."

"It's not as good as stretching, you wash it..."

Some foreign media obtained the interview permission first, and the voice of jiliwala was mixed with the Chinese with a southern accent and a northern accent.

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Wu Dong asked Coach Lu while shaking, "Why are there so many people today? Didn't you mean a small meeting?"

The old man glanced at him, this kid still couldn't figure out his position!

You are number one in the world, and the whole world is paying attention to you.

"It's a small scale! We can't refuse two people from each country. You are almost better now, let me tell you, I didn't tell you that I was afraid that you would be under pressure."

"What's the matter, can it make me feel stressed?"

"It's just that some famous sprinters in the country's track and field say that your results are falsified!"

Wu Dong was taken aback, "Fake it? I've been undergoing drug testing, and the man who came before took a tube of my blood."

"They didn't say you were on medication, but that there was a problem with our timer. You are a packaged world record, because you were injured when you went abroad to compete..."

Wu Dong nodded, "Well, this is a bit like the domestic self-media style."

Coach Lu, "Huh? Don't say it, there are people in China who believe it."

"That's right, there are shameless people who sniff foreign farts."

"Hahaha……"

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The other coaches and sparring partners showed off in various ways, but unfortunately, the cameras and eyes were all fixed on Wu Dong who was chatting.

The girl who had been wearing sun protection clothing and sunglasses just now took off her protection.

"Oh~~~"

"Search to death!"

The female reporter of this book is pure and sweet.

"Wu Sang smiled happily... Come and bring me to feel better..."

"Yo, sister Benzi. Female reporter! Is this going to be a project for Wu Dong?"

"Beauty trick, it's done. After a while, everyone will squeeze her to the back, so that Wu Dong can't see her."

"Wu Dong himself said that he watched pornographic movies in college, and the book was made of real people. He's really an action guy."

"But don't talk about it, although it's not long-legged, but this little bird has a personable style..."

……

Here a group of middle-aged uncles commented on the children's reporters, forgetting about business, and there was a group of serious workers over there.

"Wu Dong looked very relaxed, he was talking and laughing with the coach...We have great expectations for him..."

"#￥@#￥%#￥%"

"￥%...￥%&...%￥..."

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Coach Lu, "Hey, what do you usually do?"

"What about the past few days? Filming, now that Qi Wen is a little involved in the drama, it's much easier to shoot in the plot."

"I'm not talking about these days, I'm talking about normal times, when I'm not shooting movies or training."

"Oh, it's okay to play football and go fishing. Hey, coach, do any of you like fishing? It means that you can go around from the Lijiadou side to the river on the other side of the wall. You don't need to go too deep. There is a lotus flower, and now there are The flower buds are blooming, very beautiful, and there is no delay in enjoying the flowers and fishing..."

"Are there lotus flowers over there? Why don't I know, hey, when did you go?"

"How can I be free this year? I have been there before. This year I can only watch Weibo broadcasts posted by friends. Oh yes, there is a children's park near Taqian Street in the city center. The lotus in the park is also good. I often have a People run to see the lotus, but fishing is not allowed in the park..."

What Wu Dong said was not last year, but the real past.

The two were still chatting, and the press officer came over.

"Coach Lu, can I have a brief chat between Wu Dong and the reporter? There are a lot of foreign reporters here today..."

The press officer didn't tell Wu Dong directly, everyone knows that Wu Dong hates giving privileges to foreigners, but the press officer can't do anything about it.

The pressure comes from the Sports Association.

"Don't specifically talk about foreign journalists, just answer a few random questions. You can choose a few at that time, and don't choose foreigners..."

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Wu Dong heard it.

Don't mutter around him, he can hear it all.

I did a few sets of starts on the spot, but I didn't dare to use too much force. I still felt a little bit, and haste makes waste. Wu Dong understands that there are still two months anyway, so it's stable.

"Hey, Wu Dong, there are so many people here today, just answer a few questions casually."

"Okay, it's okay anyway."

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The press officer came over and was about to speak.

Wu Dong has already pointed his finger at a cute girl.

"Fuck, it's over, we didn't stop it!" The middle-aged reporters surrounded by a sense of justice shook their heads and sighed.

"Wu Dong, as a descendant of the Cold Country, do you have anything to say to the audience in the Cold Country?"

A skinny, dry, middle-aged man, the sign showed that he was a reporter from Hanguo Sports, Park Yongshun!
Facing the middle-aged wretched man who was blocking the girl, Wu Dong stretched out his hand and said, "Let's go, Smecta!"

Park Yongshun, "Audience, Wu Dong was very excited just now, he touched me affectionately, saying that he will try his best to become the best in the world, yeah"

　Go out to see the lotus.Hahaha.The results of the new book are in a mess. I made a recommendation and lost 4 favorites today.

(End of this chapter)