Ming Dynasty and New Rome and Infinite Magic Machine

Chapter 1306 Five Animals Play

"For safety reasons, Princess, I think we can conduct the assessment in advance. Let me tell you first, if you can't even pass my assessment, then I'm afraid something will really go wrong when you get on the rocket."

"What are you doing?" Zhu Xianxun looked at his sister in front of him with a confused look on his face. Shangluo was sitting next to him and Zhu Ling was standing in front of them.

"I just want to sign up." Zhu Ling lowered her head and played with the buttons, buttoning them in and out.

"Look at me!" Zhu Xianxi slammed his palm on the table. "You want to go to heaven without saying anything, right? Have you discussed this with mom? Have you discussed this with me?"

"I have discussed this with my sister-in-law."

"What did your sister-in-law say?"

"'Be good, this hydrogen balloon is for you. Go downstairs and play. My sister-in-law is busy.' My sister-in-law gave me a hydrogen balloon. Doesn't that mean I can fly to the sky? Hydrogen is so light. I can fly to the sky in no time."

"We are not in the Jiajing Dynasty. We don't ask for this riddle. And that person won't agree to let you go."

Dong. A chime sounded from a distance. When it came to Zhu Ling, even the one in Yuxi Palace became more talkative.

"I know it's not okay, but you have to let me test it, right?"

"Don't cause trouble for Shangluo. You are not allowed to go!"

"Then can I go and get some credits?"

"Sure. But don't mess around. Since you signed up, do your job well and don't embarrass yourself. Get along well with others, complete your work on time and in full, and don't ask for favors from others."

"But actually, I am already a Qi practitioner. I have a sense of Qi."

"Have you ever practiced any martial arts seriously?"

"Five Animal Exercises! I've practiced this before."

"Let's not talk about the elementary school physical education class," Zhu Xianxun turned his head and said to Shangluo, "I'm afraid you won't believe it, but she suddenly realized her Qi sense when she was learning the Five Animal Exercises in elementary school physical education class. I originally thought that it would be a great honor for me if my family could produce a cultivation genius. But she is still at the elementary school level and has not made any progress at all."

"It's enough. The Five Animals Exercises are so powerful! Tiger Exercises, Tiger Pounce, Tiger Weightlifting! Bear Exercises, Bear Shake, Bear Dribble! Monkey Exercises, Monkey Lift, Monkey Pick Peaches!"

"If you think you can become an immortal by doing your elementary school radio gymnastics, then you are underestimating this path. As for your brother, I have been working hard to make elixirs for 20 years! I started learning alchemy when I was in kindergarten. At the age of 12, I made my first batch of rejuvenation pills. At the age of 19, I broke through to the Qi training stage. As a result, I didn't break through to the foundation building stage until last month. I almost lost my life. Look at you. If you practice hard, maybe our family can produce a real celestial being. When that happens, I won't care where you go."

"Eh? Didn't you disagree with me going?"

Zhu Xianxin knocked on the table: "I see you have a problem with my education policy? When did I restrict your freedom without caring about anything? I am very open-minded. I will let you go wherever you want. If you want to go to the movies, I can put down my work and go with you. If I don't let you go to a place, I must have carefully considered it before not letting you go. Think about it yourself, can you go to the moon? The moon is a vacuum! 100 degrees Celsius during the day and minus 150 degrees Celsius at night. What are you going to do there? Be a sandbag for Shangluo as a counterweight?"

"Then if I'm promoted to a celestial being, it won't count as a counterweight?"

"Yes. As long as you get promoted, it won't count as counterweight - so, if you can help, if you don't cause trouble, why would I not let you go? It's because you didn't practice well since you were a child, and your cultivation is not as high as that of the panda you raised. Now that you missed the opportunity, who can you blame?"

"Okay." Zhu Ling bowed her head and agreed. But Shangluo saw her eyes from the side. Shangluo saw the words "This matter is not over yet" in them. "Very good, you know what's best for you. If you don't obey me again, I will use family rules." After saying that, he looked at Shangluo, "It's a good thing that you are here. Are you free tonight? Stay for dinner."

Shangluo was quite happy to hear Zhu Xianxun invite him to dinner, because Zhu Xianxun liked to eat braised pork and braised pork elbow, which suited his taste. But he still had to eat the public rations in the evening, so he had to eat.

"Actually, I have someone here who wants to see you. If it's okay, would you like to meet him?"

"Who?"

“Brother, brother!” A cheerful voice rushed in from outside the door, “Are you really here? Where are you? Ah! You are Shangluo!”

【Why is there another one?】

A boy who looked like a junior high school student rushed in wearing a school uniform, grabbed Shangluo's hand and shook it vigorously: "Senior Shangluo! I am your fan! I watched every one of your races! It's such a pity that you retired from the race! But I am so lucky to meet you in person!"

"Ah," Shangluo had no choice but to nod, "Who are you?"

"This is the one I told you about before, my cousin, my aunt's son. He always insisted on seeing you. I told him you would come during the Chinese New Year. But he heard from somewhere that you were going to the moon, and he was afraid that you wouldn't come during the Chinese New Year, so he had to see you."

"My name is Xia Yun! Please sign your name for me! Or give me a stamp."

"Okay. Let me stamp it." Shangluo has his own personal stamp, which is as effective as his signature. He stamped it when he signed in at school.

Xia Yun took out his team uniform, unfolded it and saw that it was the uniform of the Imperial College's motorcade.

"So you're participating in the competition, too."

"Yes, we also have car races in junior high school. But our cars are miniature race cars. We can only play full-size race cars in high school. Senior Shangluo! You are the role model of our entire team! I will hang your autograph in the team's activity room, so that we will definitely win next year!"

"Oh, that's great, I'll go see it too then?"

He also remembered that the junior high school of Wutaishan Training School also had this competition. But it should be nothing to just visit.

"In fact, his level is quite good." Zhu Xianxi replied, "This kid likes to watch Wang Lingguan very much. He learned the art of cursing by imitating the comic book while watching Wang Lingguan."

"Huh? Can you learn the art of cursing dates from a comic book?"

Zhu Xianxi whispered, "Because Master Sa has given us special guidance. In Wang Lingguan's comics, all the specific spellcasting processes are real. As long as you follow and learn, those with talent can learn it. But he doesn't seem to be a Qigong practitioner yet, and he doesn't know anything except the spellcasting technique."

"I'm already a Qigong practitioner. A few days ago, I became the disciple of a hermit master. Although he insisted that I treat him to crab roe noodles before he was willing to accept me as his disciple, after I ate it, he turned me into a very powerful cursed date. After I ate it, I reached the Qigong stage!"

[Ah, wandering around like a street urchin, eating for free, and luckily recruiting a disciple. It’s hard to guess who this person is. ]

(End of this chapter)