Dark Angel's Revenge

【waning moon】

"Xueyi! I've been thinking about a question." Luo Yulian lay on the counter and said to Xueyi who was busy, "You said that Ming, how did he know Xin'er?"

"do not know"

"Then..." Before Luo Yulian finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ming Simu who suddenly appeared...

"Bloody Mary"

"Why are you here?"

"Can't I come here?"

"I didn't say no... Hey, let me ask a personal question." Before Ming Simu could answer, Luo Yulian had already asked the question, "Question [-], how did you know Xin'er?"

"That's how we got to know each other."

"Hey, you..."

"Otherwise, what do you want to ask? Do you want me to tell you how I met her?"

"So much the better!"

"Woman, do you ask me such a question... a little jealous!"

"what?"

"I know you like me. If you like me, you can say it straight! You don't need to beat around the bush like this."

"Eh, I..."

"I can consider you as my girlfriend."

"You... who is jealous?! Who likes you?! Who is going to be your girlfriend?! You are a crazy person. I really doubt if the mental hospital is blind. You are such a... crazy and narcissistic Kuang was not imprisoned!!!”

"Woman, ask the questions one by one. I can't remember so many questions at once."

"You... who asked you a question?! You are limited to three seconds, no, one second, and immediately disappear from my eyes. Seeing you really stains my eyes."

"The time is too short, how can one second..."

"Get out of here!!!!!!"

"why"

"Don't give me foreign language, you think your foreign language is very good!"

"And it is"

"You tmd is a foreigner, you are not Chinese, you tmd is a traitor, the fat translator in "Little Soldier Zhang Ga", you betrayed the country, the party, the people, the People's Republic of China, the air force, navy, and army ... (more than n sentences are omitted here) You are full of flaws and have no advantages at all. Being by your side will lower my value! Wherever you are, there must be war." Luo Yulian finished speaking in one breath. (Yingluo: It turns out that you can't quarrel with Luo Yulian, otherwise, you will be scolded...)

Where there is Ming Simu, there must be nymphomaniacs, where there is Luo Yulian, there must be grass idiots, where there are Ming Simu and Luo Yulian, there must be wars, and finally understand why 2012 is the end of the world...

"I've said so much, you're not tired!" Ming Simu, who was calm, was still leisurely drinking Bloodthirsty Mary...

"Not tired, how?"

"Not so much!"

"I'm so fucking bad, I can meet you anywhere!"

"That means we are destined."

"There is a fart, get out of the way, I want to go home."

"Take me!"

"roll!!!!!!!"