I am in the world of immortal cultivation, I am taming beasts and ascending

Behind the rocks!
The two heads quickly shrank back!
"Have you written it down?" Uncle Wang stared closely at the historian's pen, fearing that he might have missed something!
"Yes! I've got it remembered!" The historian wrote quickly, his writing as if inspired by God!

Suddenly, he stopped writing, scratched his scalp with the pen, and looked worried.

"Sir Wang, I am a little confused about this. It seems to me that our Demon Lord is very angry! Should we write "Thunderous Rage"? "

"What are you looking at?" The old man rolled his eyes in disgust: "Can't you see that I'm so happy?"

"Ah?" The historian was skeptical: "Happy? Really?"

"Tsk! Why are you asking me if you don't believe me?! Hurry up! Remember what I said! The Demon Lord is in love, ecstatic, and wants to have sex with her! However! The woman resisted with all her strength, and the Demon Lord was defeated, unable to do anything!"

The historian did not dare to delay and wrote quickly, fearing that if he wrote too slowly he would miss something important.

After noting the time with great satisfaction, Uncle Wang couldn't wait to grab the book and quickly read an article.

"Not bad, not bad! Very good!" He stroked the sparse beard on his chin and praised!
"Someone come! Change clothes!" Xuanyuan Canghai's order came from the other side of the rock.

Uncle Wang hurriedly called a few servants to come forward to serve.

There was a sound of "splashing" water, as clear as the sound of pearls falling on a jade plate.

Xuanyuan Canghai stood up from the pool, his strong and tall body broke out of the water, the water poured down, and broke into pieces along the solid lines!
Only water droplets are left clinging to every inch of skin, sparkling brightly under the night light!
He stepped briskly onto the pool, and the servant beside him brought a towel and bent down to wipe the restless water droplets on his body.

After wiping, he put on a milky white loose robe with a shiny silk surface, sat aside, and let the servants behind him take care of his wet long hair.

"Uncle Wang!" Xuanyuan Canghai recalled the strange feeling in his body just now, and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "What did you give me to drink before taking a bath?"

"It's a tonic medicine!" Uncle Wang answered truthfully.

"No!" Xuanyuan Canghai pondered for a moment and refuted it firmly.

"No?" The old man was confused. Who in the Demon Realm dared to change the pharmacy? This is impossible!
"Call the witch doctor!" This matter was of great importance, and the old man immediately ordered someone to send someone!

Not long after, a fat old man came slowly and staggeringly.

Judging from his appearance, he should be about the same age as Uncle Wang. His face was flushed with ruddy hair. Although his steps were slow, he was still panting from exhaustion!

"Greetings to the Demon Lord!" The old man panted heavily and knelt on his knees to salute.

"Get up!" Xuanyuan Canghai still sat upright, his expression unchanged: "What medicine did you give me?"

"Your Excellency, it is the way of heaven and earth, the indispensable art of sex for the pleasure of men and women - the Acacia Formula!" The witch doctor shook his head and spoke eloquently.

"Men and women having sex. Sexual intercourse. The art of sex?" Hearing this, Xuanyuan Canghai clenched his fists, staring in astonishment, and the muscles at the corners of his eyes twitched.
"What a mess! How dare you give me random medicine!" With a slap, the stone table broke into pieces!

The witch doctor, who was shaking his head just now, was so scared that he fell to his knees!
"Demon Lord, please spare me! Demon Lord, please spare me! This..." The witch doctor begged and kowtowed, secretly glancing at Uncle Wang beside him with lingering fear. Suddenly, he seemed to muster up the courage and howled loudly.

"I am innocent! It was all Lord Wang's idea!"

"What my idea! What nonsense!" The old man waved his sleeves and hit him, denying all recognition.

"You can't deny it! Oh, right! Historian!" The witch doctor raised his head and wiped away his tears: "Mr. Historian, you can testify!"

After a pause and taking a breath, the witch doctor continued.

"This afternoon, Lord Wang and Lord Historian summoned me here and said that Your Majesty was weak and short of breath, and that they wanted me to think of a solution! These were all their original words!"

"You old fool!" Uncle Wang glared at him and scolded him, "I asked you to nourish His Majesty, who told you to give him this kind of medicine!"

"Then you don't understand it either!" The witch doctor cried with snot and tears streaming down his face, never forgetting to keep himself clean!

"Shut up!" Xuanyuan Canghai shouted angrily. What nonsense was that? It made him furious!

The noisy argument suddenly quieted down.

With a sharp and sharp gaze, he examined the two elders and basically knew that this matter had little to do with the witch doctor!
At this moment, he was standing aside with his hands folded, calmly and lazily, as if this matter had nothing to do with him.

"Historian!" If you want to understand the whole story, you need to read the historian's records!

The historian had been trembling with fear and panic at the side. When he suddenly heard the call, his knees went weak and he knelt down, and hurriedly presented the record with trembling hands!
I took the record book and flipped through it page by page. There was nothing wrong with it!
Just turn to the nearest page and you will be shocked.

The words between the lines are filled with lewd and vicious words...

The story of Ka Yingtao is described vividly and vividly with extra embellishment!
It's simply a text version of a pornographic picture!

The cold and calm face suddenly became gloomy!
His brows were furrowed, and his handsome facial features were twisted together!
The deep black eyes had lost their former reserve and restraint, and were now flickering fiercely in their eye sockets.

Perhaps because of anger, the hand holding the book was shaking slightly...

"How dare you!" He angrily threw the book at the historian's feet: "What a mess! Have you had enough of living?"

"Demon Lord, please spare me, Demon Lord, please spare me! This...this was all dictated by Lord Wang and recorded by me!" The historian kowtowed and begged for mercy, and confessed everything about Uncle Wang in one breath.

"Uncle Wang! What explanation do you want to give?" Xuanyuan Canghai's face turned ashen and his voice was very hoarse.

Uncle Wang still had that nonchalant look on his face, standing lazily and idly by the side with his hands folded.

Hearing his name being called, he took a step forward and secretly waved his hand, asking the historian and the witch doctor to quietly retreat.

Then he bent his body slightly, narrowed his eyes into slits with a smile, and said happily.

"Your Majesty, the base of your neck is red!"

"What?" Xuanyuan Canghai was stunned for a moment, and his lips opened and closed as if he wanted to say something.

In the end, he said nothing, not daring to look directly at the old man, and looked around in panic...

He knew it himself. After reading what was written, his chest had been beating violently for a long time!
"You like that girl!" said the old man with a smile.

"Impossible!" Xuanyuan Canghai clenched his hands slightly and rubbed his palms continuously. He denied it verbally but still did not dare to look the old man in the eye.

"You have her in your heart!" As if he was talking about something else, the old man shook his body and retorted slowly.

"Hahaha!" Xuanyuan Canghai suddenly laughed dryly twice, "How is it possible! I like that stinky girl? Uncle Wang, stop joking!"

"This laughter! It makes me feel embarrassed just listening to it!" The old man bared his teeth in dissatisfaction and poked his ear with his little finger.