The Motherland Comes to the United States

Chapter 748 Comrade Qi Tian Da Sheng was promoted by flattery

You tell me, walking on the road, wild dogs eat people, and there are more dead people than living people on the road. Then they drive people crazy every day, drive people to extremes, drive people to rebel, and then they start to say something like, you are too radical, you are too extreme, you are a traitor. How can you be so rebellious, how can you rebel, right? Then they come to suppress you, and then they completely keep silent about what caused you to be like this, instead of solving the problem, they just kill you!

The people in the history books were living like this, and they were still saying that Zhang Jue burned government offices and looted villages, which led to the Yellow Turban Disaster! Damn it, there was a great famine, and people were eating each other. If I didn't break open those granaries and kill those chefs, would you really let all the people die? As a result, the history books said that Zhang Jue caused the Yellow Turban Disaster. The history books recorded every fart of the royal nobles. Millions of people starved to death, and only one sentence was recorded: there was a great famine, and people were eating each other.

The Yellow Turbans can only die in battle. They don't want to die of starvation on the road like cowards, or burn to death like Lese when they get sick. Do you understand? The blue sky is dead, and the yellow sky should be established; I would rather die with the yellow sky than seek life from the blue sky. Do you understand? I can heal the sick people, but I can't heal the world of cannibalism.

……

"Ugh!"

Bai Ye sighed.

He watched all the people leave safely, then he followed the direction from which the black-armored cavalry came and walked towards the people.

It didn't take long.

Bai Ye found a county town.

"Hmm...it's almost noon. Let's find a place to eat first, and then go shopping." Bai Ye thought to himself.

Although he no longer needs to eat, Bai Ye still maintains the habit of eating. In this world, only delicious food and fine wine should not be wasted.

Bai Ye found the most luxurious restaurant in the county and sat by the window on the second floor. He asked the waiter to serve the best meal so that he could eat while watching the fun.

In this world, the common people live like wild dogs, but the masters in the city should still live a very comfortable life. Even in this restaurant, there are beautiful women performing singing and dancing... Tsk!

Just as Bai Ye was leisurely watching the singing and dancing, a drunk man reeking of alcohol stumbled in from outside the restaurant.

"Hey, brother, there's no seats left. Do you mind sharing a seat?" The drunk man said as he moved, and without waiting for Bai Ye's response, he sat down on the empty seat opposite Bai Ye.

Bai Ye was slightly stunned, then a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "I'm sorry, I really mind. I'm not used to being disturbed when I'm eating."

"Do you mind if your head is hung on the city wall?" the drunkard laughed.

Bai Ye smiled faintly: "What do you mean?"

The drunk pointed at the golden hoop that Bai Ye had placed beside him and said, "Boy, you are in big trouble. I am here to save you! Do you know where this thing came from? You are so brave to show off with this thing in the streets!"

As he spoke, the drunk man leaned forward unconsciously, as if waiting for Bai Ye to react with shock or panic.

However, Bai Ye just sat there quietly: "And then?"

"I can't scare you!? That's not fun!" The drunk sat back, shook his head and said, "Okay, no more jokes. Let me introduce myself. My name is Lu Yan, and I'm a poor scholar!"

"white night!"

Lu Yan drank a glass of wine and said, "Boy, don't blame me for eating for free after drinking your wine. Do you want to know the origin of your stick?"

"Please teach me." Bai Ye gestured with his hand.

Lu Yan had a look of reminiscence on his face. "A long time ago, there was a prophecy that a skywalker would return this stick to its original owner and end the rule of the great god of ruling the world, the Jade Border God of War. The world would usher in a new era."

"A stick can influence an era. Hahaha, it sounds quite interesting." Bai Ye smiled and shook his head.

As if he heard the disdain in Bai Ye's tone, Lu Yan said: "Don't underestimate this stick. Do you know who the original owner of this stick is?"

"Who is it?" Bai Ye took a sip of wine and asked lightly.

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

"Great Sage Qi Tian?"

"He jumped out of the cracks in the rocks of Huaguo Mountain. As long as the weapon is in his hand, his aura is like a ball of fire, and his stick skills are superb. He is not subject to the rules of heaven and earth. Even the Jade Border God of War is not his opponent! Compared with the Great Sage, he is really a million miles away!" Lu Yan said: "So the Great Sage often went to the Heavenly Palace to play tricks on the heavenly soldiers and generals. The Great Sage's pranks reached the ears of the Jade Emperor. At the Peach Banquet held by the Jade Emperor once every 500 years, all the officials of the Heavenly Palace celebrated for immortality, because as long as you can drink a sip of the immortal wine, you will be immortal, and the pain and desires of the world will stay away from you. Then the Great Sage came uninvited and broke the calm atmosphere. The magnanimous Jade Emperor laughed at the Great Sage's pranks, but the Jade Border God of War, who was the chief military officer, didn't think so. He believed that the Great Sage's disturbance in the Heavenly Palace had threatened his position."

"So after the Jade Emperor had been in seclusion for five hundred years, the Jade Border God of War became too conceited. In order to prove his power, he challenged the Great Sage. In his palace, the two of them fought a great battle. Originally, the Great Sage had the upper hand, but the Jade Border God of War tricked the Great Sage into putting down his stick. He went back on his word and sealed the Great Sage."

"Because the Great Sage is a deity, he cannot be killed. He is just trapped in the stone, waiting for the legendary person to return the golden cudgel to him so that he can escape."

Lu Yan ate delicious food and drank fine wine, and said, "I also heard this story a long time ago..."

"This Qi Tian Da Sheng is just lame." Bai Ye shook his head and said, "I have never heard that a truly powerful person relies on his weapons to show his power. Is there any hero who has won the admiration and praise of the world just by relying on the sharpness of his weapon?"

"Comrade Qi Tian Da Sheng, did you not get promoted by flattery?"

"You're still commenting on the affairs of the gods? You should think about these things after you become a god!" Lu Yan glanced at Bai Ye and said while drinking: "How can we mortals easily see through those high and mighty beings?"

"I think you should think of a way to return this stick to the Great Sage. If the Great Sage is happy, he might help you steal a jar of immortality wine from the Heaven. If you drink it, you will become an immortal right away."

Bai Ye: "I don't want to become an immortal..."

"You don't even want to become an immortal? Then what else do you want!?" Lu Yan didn't believe it.

"I don't envy the mandarin ducks or the immortals, I only envy Mr. Hou's every day." Bai Ye said.

"Who is Mr. Hou?"

"She is China's own Whip Woman!"

Bai Ye said.

Lu Yan wanted to continue asking, but he saw a group of armored soldiers coming over from the lounge of the restaurant. He grinned and said, "Hey, it looks like your troubles have come to you!"

Bai Ye turned around and indeed saw that group of soldiers were staring at the golden cudgel.

"Who said it's my trouble that's coming? Couldn't it be your trouble that's coming?" Bai Ye drank and threw the stick in his hand to Lu Yan.

The material of this stick is very poor, it is only comparable to Captain America’s Vibranium Party. What does Bai Ye do with it?
Of course, the Golden Cudgel could not be blamed, it was mainly because the strength of this world was too low. From this stick, Bai Ye could tell that the Great Sage Qi Tian and the Jade Border God of War were probably not even at the sub-god father level.

It’s the Jade Emperor of this world…

The Jade Emperor is the supreme leader of the Heavenly Palace. The Jade God of War is ambitious. Suddenly, a monkey from a wild background appears... In the end, the monkey kills the Jade God of War. The Jade Emperor finally arrives and reappears. All power returns to the Jade Emperor again.

"This script feels strangely familiar..."

Bai Ye thought to himself.

It looks a bit like a fire dragon burning the warehouse + a substitute for a zombie.

The Monkey King Qi Tian in this world might actually be a bit like the Monkey King Ping Zhang.

All the bad things were done by the Jade God of War and the Monkey King, and have nothing to do with me, the Jade Emperor. I am just hugging the beautiful Queen Mother, practicing hard, and not caring about worldly affairs.

By the time I came out, they had everything sorted out.

I had to regain control of the three realms once again.

You guys really made me suffer.

Maybe the bad things that the Jade Border God of War did were just to take the blame for the Jade Emperor.

Bai Ye was very familiar with the story of the scapegoat.

For example, Comrade Xiao Guoding.

"Hey, hey, don't do this to me. I'm just here to join in the fun and watch the show. Do you want to put all the blame on me?" Lu Yan held the golden cudgel with a look of fear on his face.

"How can the excitement be so nice? Isn't it normal to get into trouble?" Bai Ye said with a smile while drinking a glass of wine.

After Bai Ye threw the golden cudgel to Lu Yan, the team of soldiers really had no intention of causing trouble for Bai Ye, but instead looked straight towards Lu Yan.

"You stinky beggar! Where did you get the stick? Give it to me!?"

The leading general shouted at Lu Yan.

The reason why Lu Yan came to join in the fun of the golden cudgel was certainly not because he liked to watch the fun, but because this guy found an opportunity to take advantage of.

He used to be a scholar, but failed in the imperial examinations many times. Later he became a monk and practiced Taoism. He actually figured out a little bit about the art of Taoism... but only a little bit.

In the past, Lu Yan had a tiny chance to become an immortal, but he missed it.

This made him very unwilling, so he wandered around just to find a chance to become an immortal again.

If he could assist Skywalker and hand the golden cudgel to the Monkey King, maybe he would have a chance to get in touch with the Monkey King and rise to fame overnight?

"General, this stick is fake. I bought it to amuse my son. It is everywhere on the Silk Road. It's nothing special." Lu Yan certainly would not give the stick to the subordinates of the Yujiang God of War, because that would mean that the "immortal fate" he had dreamed of would completely vanish.

For example, Jiajing, in order to become an immortal, was like a madman, madly squeezing the dirty blood of women to make elixirs... Jiajing was strangled by a palace maid. It is very likely that he killed too many palace maids in his attempt to make the elixir. Anyway, no one had a way to survive, so it was just a matter of time before everyone became the enemy.

Lu Yan had actually seen immortals, and he knew that in this world, mortals could really become immortals. How could he give up his "fate of becoming an immortal"?
"Give it to me!" The general placed one hand on the bronze sword.

"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you, you give it to you." Lu Yan pretended to hand over the stick, but when the general relaxed his vigilance, he hit the general's head with the stick, knocking him to the ground.

Seeing this, the other soldiers immediately drew their swords and started fighting with Lu Yan.

Lu Yan was a "half-immortal" after all, and he was also nicknamed the God of War in the Furniture City. In this restaurant, there was plenty of space to maneuver, and for a moment, those soldiers really couldn't get any advantage over him.

Bai Ye laughed when he saw it: "As expected of you, the God of War in the Furniture City."

"Sir, are you just going to watch your companions fall into danger and do nothing?"

At some point, a woman dressed in black, with a graceful figure and holding an ancient pipa in her hands, appeared silently behind Bai Ye.

"Who told you that he is my companion? I just met him and we just talked for a few words. I saw that he was so interested in the stick I picked up, so I gave it to him." Bai Ye said with a smile.

"You can't give that stick to others!" Jin Yanzi said faintly, "That is your destiny! You are the one who will return the stick to the Monkey King and kill the Jade Border God of War as predicted!"

"My fate is determined by myself!" Bai Ye laughed and said, "What bullshit fate! I don't believe in that!"

"No! You must believe it!" Jin Yanzi put one hand on Bai Ye's shoulder.

The subordinates of the Jade Border God of War massacred the entire village where she was born. Her entire family, including the villagers, were killed.

She was put into the well by her mother and she was not discovered and luckily survived.

Therefore, her only goal for the rest of her life is to kill the God of War of Yujiang!
But the Jade Border God of War is a deity, and the most powerful god of war in heaven besides the Jade Emperor, while she is just a mortal. It is undoubtedly a fantasy for her to want to kill the Jade Border God of War.

Therefore, she had to rely on the power of others and do multiple things to contain and weaken them, so that she could kill the Jade Border God of War.

The Monkey King is a very good candidate.

Therefore, she must help "Bai Ye" and return the golden hoop to the Monkey King.

Can't change people.

If it was replaced by "Lu Yan", who knows whether that kind of destiny can continue?
Although Lu Yan is a demigod and stronger than her, it is almost impossible for him to overcome all difficulties and return the stick to the Monkey King in the temple of the God of War in Yujiang.

"If I do whatever you want me to do, wouldn't that make me lose face?" Bai Ye said with a smile, "It's not that I can't give someone a gift with that broken stick, but... what's the benefit for me?"

(End of this chapter)