The Motherland Comes to the United States

Chapter 744 A full man does not know the hunger of a hungry man, and a hungry man does not know the emptiness of a full man

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Uncle Tun was furious, and the entire solar system was in turmoil: "Jali, you have your own child now, and you will soon become a mother. You can't be as willful as before, do you understand?"

My daughter is silly and cute, and always seems to have an innocent curiosity about the world. Could it be that she still treats getting married and having children as a game?

...Although, he hadn't originally intended to find a son-in-law for Janata so soon.

It’s because he was so awesome that he was deceived by the little yellow-haired guy.

"Oh."

Janata was frightened by Uncle Tun, pouted and said, "Okay, okay, Dad will listen to you..."

"Repeat after me!" Uncle Tun glared at her.

“……” Bai Ye felt numb.

How can you save the earth at the cost of yourself?

He is a non-marriageist!

He has always kept his distance from marriage.

But looking at Janata who was staring at him eagerly, and Uncle Tun who was eyeing him covetously...

Bai Ye sighed in his heart.

"In order to save the earth, I have sacrificed my own innocence... After Uncle Tun leaves, I will find 100 18-year-old female models and hold a silver party on the high seas!" Bai Ye said viciously in his heart.

With six Infinity Stones and the Infinity Gauntlet, Bai Ye may not lose to Uncle Tun if a fight really breaks out, or it can be said that he has a great chance of winning.

But Uncle Tun is not someone to be trifled with. If a fight really breaks out between the strong men of a single universe, the solar system will be blown up by the aftermath of their fight in just one or two rounds - the erasing power of the Infinity Stones cannot affect the gods of the universe. Even Gao Tianzun and the Collector can't deal with them, let alone a god of creation like Uncle Tun. If you want to defeat Uncle Tun, you have to fight for real.

"Forget it. Marrying Janata isn't something that's unacceptable."

Bai Ye comforted himself in his heart.

Marrying Janata might not be the best choice for him, but it is definitely not the worst choice.

After all, his father-in-law in the future will be Uncle Tun, the creator god of the universe.

For multi-level strong men, the timelines are all converged. The single-level Uncle Tun in front of him is also a part of the multi-level Uncle Tun. Rounding it off, the multi-level Uncle Tun has become his father-in-law, right?
And Uncle Tun is the favorite of the five great creation gods, and he has a good relationship with Eternity, Death, Infinity, and Annihilation. If you round it off, the five great creation gods will all be his relatives in the future. This relationship and background are still very strong!

If he wants to do something in the future, he can ask Uncle Tun to endorse him, and then Yongheng and the others will surely not make things too difficult for him.

then……

Bai Ye compromised.

……

After the wedding process was completed, Uncle Tun was satisfied and let Bai Ye and Ganata return to Earth.

Originally, his coming to Earth was an accident, just to have a little dessert during the journey. But now that this is the planet of his daughter and son-in-law, he definitely can't eat it, so he has to quickly find another planet to fill his stomach.

I'm hungry!
"Brother Bai Ye, what should we do now?" Kanata looked at Bai Ye with a bitter face.

She knew that Wanda and Bai Ye were a perfect match, but now she is married to Bai Ye...what should Wanda do?
"I don't know either." Bai Ye felt mixed emotions. He spread his hands and said helplessly, "Who knew your father would suddenly do this?"

According to Bai Ye's idea, he was definitely not planning to get married...unless Wanda relied on chaos magic to advance to the omnipotent universe level, and he could hold Wanda's soft and fragrant thighs and eat a mouthful of hot soft rice, then he would definitely marry Wanda without hesitation.

I married Janata for no apparent reason...

You know, although Janata looks soft and cute, has a good figure, and has a baby face, her real age is much older than him.

The gestation and growth of a cosmic god can easily take tens of thousands of years... or even hundreds of millions of years.

"Congratulations, the prodigal son has returned. You have married the daughter of the creator god of the universe. You will enjoy endless blessings in the future." Wanda appeared beside Bai Ye and Janata at some point and said with a sneer.

Janata said quickly: "Master, please don't misunderstand me. Brother Bai Ye and I are just playing around. I know that you two are a couple."

"I didn't misunderstand." Wanda looked at Bai Ye.

"Wanda, I'm doing this for the Earth, and you're still making fun of me?" Bai Ye said aggrievedly: "Others don't know me, but don't you know me?"

"I don't know shit!" Wanda crossed her arms and said expressionlessly, "I just want to know now, can you still fulfill your promise to give me a child?"

"Yes, definitely!" Bai Ye said, "Whenever you want to fulfill your promise, just call me and I'll come to help you right away. As for whether you can get pregnant, you can't blame me, right?"

"As long as it can be fulfilled, I don't care about the rest." Wanda floated away.

It would be impossible to say that Wanda had no reaction when she saw Bai Ye and Janata getting married, but fortunately, in Wanda's heart, Bai Ye had long been a ruin, and Bai Ye's lovers could be found everywhere on the entire earth. Under such circumstances, how could Bai Ye's house collapse?

He had no room for collapse.

So Bai Ye’s marriage to Janata only means that Bai Ye has a legitimate wife in name, but everything else... isn’t it the same as before?
Even the marriage vows witnessed by the Court of Life only prevented Bai Ye from committing bigamy, but it could not prevent Bai Ye from having fun with other women.

After figuring this out, Wanda was too lazy to worry about it anymore.

Seeing Wanda leave, Bai Ye also breathed a sigh of relief. Among all his women, Wanda was the most difficult to deal with... because Wanda was the strongest, at the peak of God level, and had the potential to be an omnipotent universe level.

And now that Wanda doesn't say anything, the other women have no right to speak in front of Bai Ye.

In other words, they don't even have the qualifications to know that Bai Ye is married.

Very cold and cruel...

But the world has always been like this, the law of the jungle, the survival of the fittest, cannot be changed.

Prostitution is illegal, but keeping a mistress is allowed.

Because one is a law for the poor, and the other is a privilege for the rich.

If someone has a lot of money, they buy a few houses and then sell them at a higher price. That is called real estate investment.

If you buy a few tickets with less money and then sell them at a higher price, you are called a scalper and we will catch you!
If someone has a lot of money and keeps a woman for 365 days, that means he has a problem with his lifestyle.

You have little money, you only paid for an hour, and you are called a prostitute, so we still have to arrest you!
Stop talking about pity for the weak. In this world, the weak will be trampled by the strong. You can either be trampled or become strong.

Good morning!

……

Bai Ye returned to Earth in a trance, while Janata went to play with Mindy.

This little guy doesn't take his marriage seriously at all.

Although she may be very old, her mind is still a little ignorant and she likes to play with Mindy, a loli.

...Well, Kanata still looks like a loli.

"Bai Ye, what's going on? Now that Galactus has left, will it no longer target the Earth for food?" Tony asked hurriedly.

"Yes, the Devourer of Worlds has left." Bai Ye said numbly.

"Yes!"

Tony pumped his fist in excitement.

This cheer, like a spark, instantly ignited the joy in the hearts of the Avengers members.

They cheered, some clapped their hands, and some hugged each other tightly to celebrate this hard-earned victory.

After all, a major crisis of earth destruction has been resolved.

For Bai Ye, the arrival of Galactus is nothing. Even if the earth explodes, he will not die. But for everyone in the Avengers, if many people lose the earth, then they, their families, relatives and friends... and even all life on earth will be doomed.

"I never thought that we could survive that level of existential threat." Bruce Banner said with emotion.

In the eyes of ordinary people, Hulk is already crazy and scary enough, but what is Hulk in front of Galactus?
There is always a mountain higher than the one you are on.

"Yes, this time we can really be said to have escaped from the teeth of the universe." Black Widow Natasha Romanoff also raised a smile at the corner of her mouth.

"Hey, Bai Ye, why are you unhappy?" Tony asked curiously.

"Happy, how can I not be happy? Look at my face, my smile is so sincere." Bai Ye said with a "fake smile".

"Your smile is uglier than crying..." Tony said mercilessly.

"..." Bai Ye did not answer immediately, but was silent for a moment, sighed softly, and said: "Tony, I think that Pepper has been with you for so long, it's time for you to give her a name. You can't let a girl wait for you all her life, right?"

Since I'm already married, of course I have to drag my good brothers into this.

Everyone enters the grave of marriage together.

"Why are you saying this suddenly?" Tony became a little embarrassed.

He and Pepper have a good relationship. They support each other and have experienced many things together. They have long been an indispensable part of each other's lives.

But when it comes to marriage...

Tony always habitually escapes, perhaps because he is afraid of losing his freedom, or perhaps because he feels that he is not yet ready to take on the responsibility of a family.

"Of course I'm doing this for your own good!" Bai Ye said, "Look, Xiao Lajiao is almost 40 years old! Men are in their prime at 40, while women are like tofu at 40. If you keep delaying Xiao Lajiao, she will have to have her water, electricity, and power cut off... Do you hope that when Xiao Lajiao wants a child of her own, she won't be able to give birth?"

He urged, "Tony, I think it's time for you to settle down and get married. You will definitely be a good father in the future, not a jerk like your father!"

"Your father is a bastard!" Tony rolled his eyes at Bai Ye.

However, Bai Ye's reminder did make Tony start to think. He and Pepper have indeed come a long way and experienced many ups and downs. Maybe it is really time to give her a promise and a home.

The bastard Bai Ye can still be extravagant, that's because he is still young, but I am a generation older than Bai Ye, so naturally I can't continue to be as extravagant as Bai Ye.

"I feel that my words have touched your soul. I won't say more." Bai Ye patted Tony's shoulder gently: "Think it over clearly. I hope I can see your wedding invitation as soon as possible."

Tony let out a breath of foul air: "You're right, I should think about it carefully."

"Good job, Tony!" Bai Ye gave Tony a thumbs up, with praise in his tone: "I believe you can handle this relationship well and give Pepper a perfect explanation."

Hahahaha, I fooled someone.

He actually believed it.

awesome.

Now I'm not the only one who got married at a young age.

Let's go to the grave together.

Bai Ye left Tony who was lost in thought and ran to Captain America Rogers and said, "Captain, when are you getting married? You have to hurry up, because if you get pregnant, you won't look good in a wedding dress."

It’s not enough to harm Tony, now Bai Ye is harming Captain America again.

Knot!
Tie them all up for me!

No one can escape!
"Ah? This... this..." Captain America glanced at Peggy Carter awkwardly, but found that Peggy Carter didn't even look at him. He said a little frustratedly: "Bernie hasn't talked to me about this issue yet. She is now focused on the baby."

During this period of time, the relationship between Bernie Rosenthal and Captain America has been progressing quite smoothly... After all, both of them have a child, if things weren't going well, what would happen?

Even if you want to break up, you have to be married before, and the marriage must be a mess.

"Since the girl didn't mention it on her own initiative, then this is your responsibility, Captain." Bai Ye said sincerely, "You can't let a girl propose to you on her own initiative, can you? Captain! Getting married with a baby is so romantic, Captain, you have to get it done as soon as possible! Captain, you don't want Ms. Bernie to marry someone else while she's pregnant, do you?"

The smile on Captain America's face froze.

Indeed, Bernie Rosenthal would have been sick to death if he had married someone else with his son in his belly.

So, Captain America took a deep breath and said to Bai Ye: "You are right, I can't always be so passive. I will find a suitable time to have a good talk with Bernie about this issue. Thank you, Bai Ye."

A look of relief appeared on Bai Ye's face and he patted Captain America on the shoulder.

Being able to form a team is a great achievement for him, right?
Alas, marriage is not as good as you imagine.

A full man does not know the hunger of a hungry man, and a hungry man does not know the weakness of a full man.

Bai Ye continued to persuade other members of the Avengers to get married.

He also expressed his condolences to those who are already married, such as Hawkeye Patton.

After going through the whole process, Bai Ye finally left the Avengers with satisfaction.

"Well, I'm still a little depressed. How about..." Bai Ye rolled his eyes and said, "Go to Sokovia to play with little Wanda?"

(End of this chapter)