I'm the king of the roll at Hogwarts

Chapter 65: Just an assistant teacher in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class (Seeking monthly ticket investment)
Louis righteously rejected the principal's suggestion to add a pile of cockroaches to the fried chicken meal on Crazy Thursday. This was not a reward, but a shock...

Which normal person likes to eat such weird things? Mr. Principal, you really need to reflect on this and learn from your mistakes.

The main reason why he proposed this "Crazy Thursday" was because if he did so, Dumbledore would be embarrassed to give Harry extra points.

The old thousand-layer cake belongs to it.

In addition, Louis made a suggestion to Dumbledore that each wizard family only needed fifty copper Knuts to order a portion of fried chicken from the Hogwarts kitchen.

On the one hand, it creates income for Hogwarts, and on the other hand... it can also be regarded as a little care for poor families.

Of course Dumbledore gladly accepted it and stated that it was Louis' suggestion, which could also help him to build up his popularity.

Sure enough, within three days it attracted the attention of Rita Skeeter, who openly wrote on the front page of the Daily Prophet that Louis Mountbatten might be the illegitimate son of Dumbledore's illegitimate son.

This was said without letting old Louis know, otherwise he would definitely drive his beloved pink flagship cannon to blow his mother up.

Little Louis certainly knew this, but considering that Rita was a dog that would never spit out ivory, he decided to endure it for the time being. When the opportunity was ripe, he would give this old woman a reason that she couldn't refuse and let her praise him.

Soon it was the next Thursday, and Louis also had his first Defense Against the Dark Arts class taught independently in his life.

Louis also communicated with the system specifically and asked the system to grant him the authority to summon monsters from the other dimension.

As for how to summon it more reasonably, he thought about it for a long time before he finally remembered the Mirror of Erised.

When he went to borrow it from Dumbledore, Dumbledore was curious and wanted him to demonstrate it. Louis was not polite at all, so he dragged Dumbledore to the Quidditch field and summoned the dancers from Frosty Valley.

We must open our eyes to Old Deng.

So Dumbledore showed him what a master of Transfiguration was.

He had a hard time dealing with the dancer, so Dumbledore simply turned the weeds into tangled vines, and used a giant metal hammer and a puppet to smash the dancer into the ground.

Louis' eyes twitched as he watched the dancer gradually turn into ashes and fly into the Mirror of Erised. In his heart, he couldn't help but have a deeper understanding of Professor Dumbledore's strength.

I thought that with my cheats, it would not be a problem for me to surpass Snape and catch up with Dumbledore within a few years. However, judging from the current situation, my idea was indeed a little naive.

He secretly used a check on Dumbledore.

Albus Dumbledore

Level??? Wizard

Talents: Charms (15), Potions (8), Transfiguration (20), Dark Arts (10), Defense Against the Dark Arts (17), Flying (10), Herbology (5), Divination (4).

After watching him, I became emo.

Thinking about the pendant Catherine gave him, Louis' fighting spirit was rekindled.

He didn't need to help in the first few classes, only the Defense Against the Dark Arts courses of the first and third years conflicted with Snape's class time, so Snape chased him away like a fly to teach.

Louis was unhappy, very unhappy, so unhappy that he begged the house-elves to make him a cloak like Snape's, and asked Emeris to buy him a black wig.

Yes, he was cosplaying Snape.

Standing at the door of the classroom, he took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and opened the door with a bang. In the eyes of his classmates who were surprised and incredulous, and wanted to laugh, he used his wand to quickly close all the windows of the classroom. Like a little bat, he strode to the front of the podium, turned around neatly like Snape, shook his greasy hair into a side part, and said in his greasy tone:
"You came here to learn the means of defense and counterattack against dark wizards. Since there is no stupid squatting in front of a cauldron to boil slugs, some of you may not believe that this is actually a subtle science. I don't expect you to truly understand the beauty of the pleasant magic resonance when waving a wand and emitting powerful spells. You will not truly understand the magical spells that punish dark wizards and make people excited and confused... I can teach you how to improve your reputation, gain glory, and even conquer death-"

"But there is one condition: you are not the kind of idiots I often meet."

At this point, the students who had been trying to hold back their laughter burst into laughter.

"Quiet—" Louis narrowed his eyes and said in a slow tone, imitating Snape vividly. Now the classmates laughed even more happily, especially Harry, Ron and Neville, who laughed the loudest.

Hermione looked at Louis with a worried look on her face, wondering what would happen if Snape picked on Louis?
"Ahem, quiet--" He maintained order in the classroom again. This time, the classmates were very considerate and held back their smiles one by one to see what else he could do.

Louis came to Harry like a gust of wind and a little bat.

"Potter!" he said suddenly. "If I want to disarm a wizard of his wand, what spell should I use?"

"Disarming Charm, Professor," said Harry, suppressing a laugh. "It's Expelliarmus."

"Well, well, Pot." Sne...Louis asked again: "If I want to knock out a dark wizard, what kind of spell should I choose?"

"A Stunning Spell, Professor," Harry answered fluently. "It's Stupefy."

"Let's try again, Pot... What spell do I need to use if I want to shatter the obstacle in front of me?"

"The crushing spell is reducto." Harry smiled as he looked at the young professor of the same age in front of him.

"Sometimes, fame is not without reason." Louis laughed and turned away: "Good answer, Gryffindor - no extra points."

There was an uproar in the whole classroom. The Slytherin students who had originally had sad faces when they heard the word Gryffindor suddenly smiled happily, and the whole class was filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Why, Professor!" The one who asked was the blasting genius Seamus Finnigan.

"I think you should understand, Mr. Demolition Genius, that I am not a professor and do not have the privilege of extra points." Louis replied slowly.

Not only the tone, but even the level of sarcasm is exactly the same as Snape's.

The classmates laughed for a while, and Louis took off his wig and bat cape and put them aside. They clapped their hands, and Tom and Jerry ran over to help him put the outfit aside.

Of course, just like British civil servants have their own secretaries, how could Louis, who carries the Union Jack, not have two assistants for himself when he became an assistant teacher?
However, Tom and Jerry's assistants are more like caddies, just helping them serve tea and water.

(End of this chapter)